Daily reminder you don't belong in /pol/ IF you
1. Don't support based Cruz
2. Have sex before marriage
3. Don't worship your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
4. Use drugs, caffeine, nicotine (alcohol ok in non-degenerate quantities)
5. Praise an economy that's not capitalist related
6. Listen to modern day music except for maybe gospel (personally dislike gospel)
7. Don't own at least one camo-related piece clothing
8. Have obvious libcuck tendencies (I.e. Vegetarian, play hacky sack, etc)
9. You don't fall for the video game Jew
10. Haven't been on /pol/ for AT LEAST a year (I've been here since the Romney campaign)
>>71826966
I have sex same marriage every night
it's so hot
>>71827110
You know where the door is, cuck
>>71826966
based #Cruzcommander
>>71826966
Shoo Rato shoo
>>71826966
look at his face...
don't tell me he's not a faggot
leave gay people alone you degenerate.
>>71826966
Is Ratto going to use that gun to kill himself?
>Be Ted Cruz
>Ejaculate in Amandas Carpenters Vagina in the closet at the 2012 RNC
>9 months later have kid
>Make Amandas husband raise my kids
>Pay Glenn Beck to talk about how I'm literally Jesus
>>71826966
Ted Bush is a creepy weirdo
>>71826966
I've never seen a "man" look so out of place
At least you-know-who makes a believable farmer.
>>71826966
I actually like Cruz.
>>71826966
>This is literally what Cruz-cucks believe
You're right on the religion part though
>>71826966
Daily reminder you don't belong in /pol/
>>71826966
The only people who don't belong on /pol/ are coalburners, fags, trannys, niggers, cucks, and women. Everyone else is welcome to argue about things
>>71826966
This is like those "real men" lists that liberals make where they try to claim they're more manly than you because they don't own guns and wax their eyebrows.
>>71826966
11. Haven't killed 5 people Zodiac style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQKUecFBiaM
>>71826966
Well, I guess I'm a #cruzmissile now.
Supporting El Rato Rafael is the most blue pilled thing
Fuck off shill
>>71826966
>Haven't been on /pol/ for AT LEAST a year (I've been here since the Romney campaign)
Hi newfriend
>>71826966
Cruz supporters are fags
>tfw cruz-cucks will be executed for treason after Trump is crowned god emperor
It's going to be glorious
>>71829708
>Guy famous for his psychopathic roles supports the Zodiac Killer.
Checks out
>>71833551
The god-emperor is mercyful the heretics will merely be exiled to Canada.
>>71826966
You Hillary shills are getting more creative I will give you that
BUT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE MYSTERIES OF KEK
>>71826966
I
>don't support Ted Cruz
>have sex before marriage
>don't worship kike on a stick
>listen to modern day music
Fight me fag.
>>71829689
>>71829651
>>71826966
>I've been here since the Romney campaign
I found why you support Cruz
You like politicians owned by corporations
>>71834432
somebody post the rat one plz
>>71834379
I pray everyday for a Trump/Webb ticket
What a fucking fag. I wonder if Heidi wipes the shit from his 4 inch dick before they fuck.
>>71835084
Ted's kids look awfully white for some halfy Cuban. When did she get the promotion? Nine months before her kids came?
>>71826966
>This is what passes for shilling from the cruz campaign
MEDIOCRE
>>71835223
Ted himself is only half Cuban. His Mum is Irish-American. So his kids are even less Cuban.
>>71826966
I like Ted Cruz but there's just no chance for him.
RIP in peace Ted
>>71834432
>>71834622
Ask, and you shall receive.
>1. Don't support based Cruz
Go away, lyin Ted!
>2. Have sex before marriage
Checky mecky.
>3. Don't worship your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>LARPing muh deus vult
I'm currently working on some synthesis of race based heathenism and pseudoorthodox Christianity
>4. Use drugs, caffeine, nicotine (alcohol ok in non-degenerate quantities)
Currently microdosing LSD, recommend it highly.
>5. Praise an economy that's not capitalist related
Capitalism works, but kills the soul and degenerates the spirit.
>6. Listen to modern day music except for maybe gospel (personally dislike gospel)
Don't tell me, you hate Synthwave too.
>7. Don't own at least one camo-related piece clothing
Casually wearing camouflage is a sign of low class.
>8. Have obvious libcuck tendencies (I.e. Vegetarian, play hacky sack, etc)
None here.
>9. You don't fall for the video game Jew
New Vegas is still a great game.
>10. Haven't been on /pol/ for AT LEAST a year (I've been here since the Romney campaign)
I've been here since 2005.
>>71826966
I fail every single one of these except 4, but im not going anywhere
Get mad faggots
>>71835678
>degenerate slav drink okay
>all-american coffee isn't
el rato please go
>>71826966
10.
>expecting us to fulfill that criteria while expecting us to leave because we don't fulfill that criteria
the critical thinks skills here are phenomenal
>>71826966
>6. Listen to modern day music except for maybe gospel (personally dislike gospel)
Why would I listen to music with nigger roots released by kikes?
I only listen to superior Noise and Industrial music made by whites for whites.
>>71834432
I won Wisconsin.
>>71832929
Fuck off cuck that was 4 years ago. That's considered oldfag status. Look at the 4chan wiki
niggerbumped
>>71829718
End times. are
soon upon us my brother in Christ.
>caffeine is bad but alcohol is good
Do you even lift nigga?
>>71826966
MAAAARTYYY
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT MET WITH YOUR FUTURE SELF
>>71835678
>>71835678
Thanks m80
>>71826966
RATO WILL NOT GET HIS CHEESE
/pol/ wasn't here in 2012 iirc, I remember shitposting for Ron Paul on .net's /new/ at that time
>play hacky sack
> Muh Deus Vult! Muh Crusade! The pope is a cuck!
...but doesn't Cruz realize it's 2016, not 1096 lmao? His beliefs are like...old and stuff lol.
>>71826966
no cheese for rato cucks
