Ok /pol/, wtf is happening to me?
I torrented a movie a few weeks ago and got a bill for it, fair enough, I thought, but then the following happens: I talked online with one of my friends yesterday about the legalisation of drugs and I said that I dont want Marijuana to be legal and today i got mail from the police concerning Illegal owning and buying of drugs, has my Internet/ PC been tapped or infected with a trojan?
>>71819642
It's time to run.
>>71819829
To make things worse: my father is important in the economy.
>>71819642
Germany yes!
>>71820011
WTF I HAD CONTACT WITH ONE GUY THAT ACTUALLY BOUGHT WEED, BUT THAT WAS A YEAR AGO PLS FUCKING ADOPT ME!
Enjoy your life in prison for thoughtcrimes OP.
>>71819642
Fuck Erdogan
Enjoy jail OP
>>71819877
Its seriously time to run. They know. They are listening right now.
>>71820116
good thing i was actually mentally ill and can use my liberal you get out of jail card
>>71820202
Well fuck that's what's happening anon. You are having an episode. Talk to someone close to you and see if they can help you, anon. It's okay. Mental illness is more common than you think.
>tfw Germany goes full 1984
>>71820292
nono, I was @ the therapist last week, im ok, i was coincidentally mentally ill when i was a liberal.
>>71820202
Mental illness is a result of the oppression + power dynamic that ruins the minds of minorities. Because you're white male you can never understand that you're the aggressor in this scenario.
>>71820445
Im in germany not in the us, seriously there arent such feminist beta faggots over here. Its more brainwashed into the minds of the people.
>>71819642
My advice would be to scour the internet for the most depraved sexual acts within the boundary of your country's laws and just make as big a collection as you can in your browser history.
Search up shit that no sane, well adjusted human being could bare and browse it as often as possible.
At least this way you get the consolation that whoever the poor bastard in charge of looking you up might be, he won't come out of it with a good night's rest anytime soon.
Also get Tor and browse normal sites through it just to keep them interested in you.
If you could I'd suggest a lawsuit for unlawful invasion of your right to privacy if that rule still existed in Germany.
>>71820875
I have no Idea ou could get sued if someone hacks into your internet and torrnets.
>>71821094
It's the other way around Jerry, pay attention!
In a normal country, you can sue somebody for breaking into your private conversations and checking your torrents for no real reason, even if it's the cops.
They're basically spying on you without permission. In the US, you could get caught being the Zodiac killer and get your case thrown out the window because you got unlawfully spied on.
>>71821756
yes, I dont want to pay 915€, good point.
Before I get emotionally invested in this topic, can you take a screenshot of the mail and quite possibly of the bill you got for torrenting a movie?
>>71821975
going to get to it
give me 10 min
First they came for my main entrances to major city train stations. Then they came for my public swimming pools. Then they charged me to torrent movies.
Then oh boy the they went too far and they made me a monthly fee to play forklift simulator. That's he day I became a nazi.
>>71821094
No one is hacking into your 'internet' you jive turkey. Your ISP can see everything you see. They are the ones connecting you to the internet. And no, a proxy or VPN will not stop them.
Also top kek at your government and your country.
>>71822848
OP delivers...
Translate plox
>>71819642
Protip: Get a decent directional wifi antenna and crack your neighbours WIFI (WPS-enabled networks are easy). Shitpost like that.
>>71822848
>>71822970
What's it say, Heinrich?
>>71821756
>In the US, you could get caught being the Zodiac killer and get your case thrown out the window because you got unlawfully spied on.
Implying they wont just make up evidence once they find out you're breaking the law.
Implying they wont just throw you into jail without a trail like they do so often in FREEDUMLAND
>>71819642
Start watching leather cop porn.
>>71823000
1st one
subpoena
jadajada
In preliminary proceedings held for the following offense, purchase of drugs under §29 BtMG
2nd
Illegal file sharing offers via your Internet connection
jadajadajada
look whos back (movie).
>>71822970
You forgot to blot out a bit, Mr Bornemann
>>71819642
we are watching you hans
we havent forgotton the 6 million all nazis will die
>>71823371
i know, doesnt matter there is one living in the same town as me, not that uncommon
>>71819642
Do they really write mails? I thought they had to show up in person or write letters the traditional way. Has something to do with mails not being allowed as proof while police protocols and traced letters are.
>>71823477
its a letter i just got mail m8
>>71822848
Post your tits
>>71819642
How many years will you be raped in prison for downloading one movie?
>>71822848
>>71822970
>doublecucked
possible but i doubt it
unless you are some high value target worth spying on
stop using Windows for shitposting womyn
>>71823546
war beim schreiben des Briefes nicht volljährig und deshalb wurde meine Mutter angeschrieben.>>71823566
>>71823509
Rasterfahndung, somehow your ministers thought America's prism technology poorly rebuild is going to be a good idea. If you don't actually buy drugs online or store them in your home, there isn't much they can do.
>USA
>talk about drugs online
>get mail from police concerning illegal owning and buying of drugs
>stuff the mail into my ass and shit it out right in front of the station because our police are cucks and won't do shit about it
get a VPN
>>71823709
thats the case m8 nothing will happen.
>>71823615
>21.4.2016
UNDERAGE BAN BAN BAN BAN
what if i told you that my birthday was, well recently
>>71819642
Getting sued by Waldorf Frommer because you torrented without a VPN is basically your own fault.
But this drug thing seems really fishy to me. When you go to the police station ask for evidence right away. If they actually have had access to private conversations then you know that germany has become a police state and that you need to wike all of your hard drives.
>>71823615
>my mom
post tits of your mom then
also start using TOR for shitposting and stop using WiFi
our government has all the tools necessary to monitor your wireless internet usage (mainly for tracking mobile phones but whatever) like Artemis and Excalibur
here, anon, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7tvwX7jzoQ
>>71823974
>>71823841
I would ask you to post a pic of your Personalausweis to prove it
>>71819642
Someone used my first name to address me on /pol/. Should I be concerned?
>>71824018
>Bundestrojaner
failed attempt of our gov to develop their own system
you literally need to drop something on the victims box to make any use of it
>>71824085
>no timestamp
neger bitte
just call them and ask what the fuck they want
also get rid of all the drugs in your home
>>71819642
Your mistake was thinking the Gestapo was abolished.
>>71819642
How long did it take from torrenting to getting the letter?
>>71824350
also stop pirating shit movies you dumb shit
>>71824307
>>71824146
Its not my mother shes close to being 60 you dont want to see that, also as if i would send my "personalausweis"
>>71819642
>bill
>for torrenting a movie
oh god lol
yeah im sure that happened
the:
>fair enough
did you get a nickel for that post?
>>71824468
It's not a bill. Lawyer use anti p2p software to track torrents and then they send you a letter where they want money
>>71824387
it took 2 weeks, they even got the date wrong at whichi torrented.
download peerblock retard
>>71823382
This right here to be honest.
>>71824454
>close to 60
>not wanting to see this
implying you know my fetish
>>71824539
i used a vpn, guess it wasnt activated when i torrented.
>>71824597
legit kek
>>71824538
Why the fuck would you torrent in Germany anyway?
>>71824601
>torrenting in 2016
lol
>>71823284
>got caught downloading hitler movie in Germany
You're fucked. Quick, say bad things about Hitler.
>>71824621
It was stupid, i can see why, but they cant do shit when you torrent games that arent german.
>>71824645
alternative?
>>71824454
Just show your date of birth and black out the rest
Come on prove you're not underage b&
If you torrent movies in germany you are stupid. Just watch streams on kinox.to and no one can harm you.
If you download the movie directly, they can blame you for the damage of downloading for one movie which is not too bad.
If you torrent you upload, and yuo will be held responsible for breaking copyright a gazillion times for everyone who could have possibly downloaded one bit from you during that time and they fuck you hard.
Just dont do it
>>71824647
hitler did one thing wrong, he didnt focus.
>>71819642
Go out with a bang OP, don't let them oppress you!
>>71824709
one click hosters
>>71824715
b&
>>71824745
I jnow, but the quality was really bad and i didnt think anything could happen.
>>71824812
thx.
>>71824709
One click hoster wie Share Online, Uploaded.to
>immer fullspeed und kein seed scheiß
>nie irgendwelche schwulen briefe erhalten von wegen raubkopienmorden
inb4 aber muh 10€ im monat (teil dir die kosten mitn kumpel, mach ich so seit jahren)
>>71824645
>implying torrents can only be used for warez
i offer almost everything on our CDN as an optional torrent
saves me/my company a shitload of bandwidth/money
>>71819642
>getting a bill for using utorrent
lolwut
>>71824896
>upgrade meine Leitung auf 100 mbits
>erreiche nun täglich die Downloadlimits der Hoster
schon kacke aber besser als briefe
>>71824896
teil dir die kosten mit mir :^)
>>71824549
>born jewish
>>71824751
tfw crusade with bomb-jacket
>>71822110
Best post
Since I'm an expert in pirating business, for downloading a pirated movies you will likely do a minimum sentence of 5 years. Good luck when GSG9 comes knocking. You been warned Op. Ruuuunn nigga Ruuuuuunn
>>71819642
>I torrented a movie a few weeks ago and got a bill for it
probably faggot OP is trolling...
but change ISP, no? that's how you vote
2/10 that's the best I can give you.
>>71824896
HDarea, boerse.to, serienjunkies.org haben all den content den du brauchst.
>>71824971
neger wieviel lädst du bitte im monat
bei uploaded kriegste jeden tag GB wieder, und der scheiß stapelt sich mit der zeit, habe jetzt schon wieder was bei 480GB traffic über die ich laden kann.
>>71824986
keine freunde oder was?
zu arm um 10€ im monat auszugeben?
such dir halt ne ausbildung, zwack von den eltern was ab, such dirn job, zieh die kneten vom kindergeld
mach dir selber n kopf
>tfw 1Gb/s internet
>tfw downloaded more than 4 TB of movies/games/music this month
Feels good man
>>71824896
I run an accout with my brother, like 10 people use that because im just a giving person and there is pretty much unlimited traffic anyways.
We do this for like 3 Years now, torrenting is indeed fairly stupid.
>>71825130
Somalibro is that you?
>>71825225
FUCK YOU I WANT THAT SHIT
>>71825175
Habe diesen Monat nicht so viel geladen
>>71825250
Yes germanbro.
>>71825263
how about you fix your own country, mehmet
>>71825278
und was alles?
Bluray rips und BBC pornos in 4k oder was?
>>71825327
what I always wanted to ask you, where the fuck did you got a computer?
>>71825225
>tfw youll never have enough time in your life to even watch all the shit you downloaded
>>71825263
Best thing is the only way to get jailed for using internet is CP or threatening Romania with a terrorist attack. Other than that you can do whatever crosses your mind.
>>71825438
Pornos die ich nie gucken werde. Habe Angst das ich mal welche brauche wenn ich kein Internet habe
>>71825278
>pirating 1TB of shit
>getting caught for a single movie
oh vey
>tfw police is watching everything posted in this thread
>tfw OP could get it trouble for everything posted here
HITLER LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG.
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>71825457
>That speed
How, I'm lucky if I get 2 MB/s.
>>71824835
MOOOOOOOODS
>>71822970
>Er ist wieder da
how DARE you steal from the Führer
>>71825538
>inb4 theres no porn addiction
>>71825327
what are you doing
go back to making threads
>>71825573
Ich bin nicht der abgemahnte
>>71825606
My grandfather gave two legs
>>71825457
Ur not the only one.
>>71825538
ja so gehts mir auch aber mehr als 300GB an pr0nz braucht man eh nich.
solltest dir vielleicht ein hobby suchen bro
>>71825606
funniest thing, the movie is shit besides 3/4 scenes.
>>71825575
Post in german
>>71825735
Spiele sind alle scheiße geworden und Freunde habe ich eh keine ;_;
>>71825750
Sieg Heil.
What else?
>>71825750
Do I look like I know German? Do it yourself Gruber.
>>71825735
>>71825782
ains svein ains svein heil hitler
>>71821756
I am 90% sure that's how Ted Cruz is still with us.
>>71825782
sind die garnicht, gibt genug gute games die einen beschäftigt halten. Ansonsten versuchs mit was anderem, irgendwas kreativem.
wirst doch wohl irgendwelche interessen haben außer Jeden Tag 12 stunden lang masturbieren.
Sooo, what should I do?
>>71825575
>German Police
>Enough resources to monitor activity of your citizens
>Won't stop a single shitskin rapist
What a time to be alive. When will they realize that government is acting against them?
>>71825986
Get banned you underage cuck
>>71825986
Use a Romanian tracker for torrents.
>>71825750
hitler hat nicht gemacht falsche?
>>71825538
>Germoney 2020
>US President Shillery deploys nuclear warheads on German soil aiming at Russia
>Putin orders all of his artillery to target Germoney just in case
>commander Vladimir drinks a bottle of Vodka to much during his shift and accidentally pushes the button
>nuclear_first_strike,exe
>Germoney becomes radioactive wasteland
>no power
>no clean water
>toxic air
doesn't matter i have pr0n for a few weeks
>>71825986
>Auf den Brief wegen dem Film nicht antworten und normal weiterleben.
>Drogen entsorgen
>Bullerei anrufen und fragen was die wollen, alles abstreiten und den ahnungslosen trottel spielen
>>71825986
>get a lawyer
>ask him for advice
>if you did peddle small amounts drugs and they have evidence admit it say it was a huge mistake cry like a baby and thhey will let you off easy
>if you didnt do anything and they have no proof, they cant do anything against you
>let your lawyer advice you which way is better in your situation
>>71825632
Just lurking today
>>71823284
>Look who's back
Dude, never download films from your own country. It is the only films the police/LE care about, because the German film industry (in your case) is involved in stopping torrenting of German films in Germany.
>>71825986
If something like this happen you either have a backdoor on your computer or your internet provider helps them.
Change provider, format your computer and be more careful. Not that it will solve anything because they can trace anything back to you.
But still they have more information than they should.
>>71826193
>>Auf den Brief wegen dem Film nicht antworten und normal weiterleben.
Wenn du ne abmahnung bekommst ist nicht antworten das dümmste was du machen kannst.
Wenn es berechtigt ist einfach bezahlen oder es mit nem anwalt anfechten, bzw aushandeln das du weniger bezahlst. Wenn es nicht berechtigt ist auch anfechten.
Ansonsten können die noch extra Mahngebühren draufpacken, Anwaltskosten etc etc und irgentwann musst du ein vielfaches der Summe zahlen
>>71826210
You're the most popular poster on /pol/
How does it makes you feel?
>>71819642
>>71826365
machen die eh nicht, lohnt nicht für die.
Die Sahnen nur die trottel ab die sofort aus angst bezahlen, damit ist es schon lukrativ genug.
außer böse briefe kommt da zu 90% nichts.
Is there a way to avoid getting tracked/spied online like OP?
>>71826515
Wenn es nur Abmahntrolle sind reicht schon die androhung es anzufechten und meistens hörst du nix mehr von. Ich weiss nicht wie es heute ist aber vor ein paar jahren war es auf jeden fall noch so das wenn man auf Abmahnungen nicht reagiert sie nach einer gewissen Zeit zu rechtmäßigen Forderungen werden, auch wenn die eigentliche ursprüngliche Forderung völlig aus der Luft gegriffen war, so wollte man sich Gerichtsverfahren um kleine Beträge sparen.
Zumindest n Brief schreiben und sagen man erkennt die Forderungen nicht an sollte man. Darüber sollte man sich dann mal genau informieren.
Aber einfach garnicht machen kann im Falle einer berechtigten Forderung nochmal ein vielfaches an Anwaltskosten, Prozesskosten (falls geklagt wird), Mahngebühren und so weiter nach sich ziehen.
>>71826469
No I'm not... It's just that I'm easier to be recognized because of my flag... And being the only shitposter from this shithole.
>>71826199
>>71826193
FYI i dont abuse any illegal drugs.
>>71824387
0 seconds. This whole story is bullshit.
>>71821756
>Zodiac killer
I was just talking about this. I heard from somewhere that the cops had already found the person who killed those fucks but the evidence was so shit that they couldn't get a conviction.
>>71825457
same here
austria is the better germany desu
and it always was
>>71824468
This happens all over the world including the States you smug cunt
>>71828570
not really
>>71828653
Yes really. Torrents are tracked and copyright holders will either contact an ISP or the user directly to demand payment for the content or threaten legal action on the next offense. If this is not yet a reality in Austria great but I doubt it.
>>71821756
That's in the US.
In Finland, it doesn't matter how the evidence is procured. Even if a cop busts into your house and beats you to a bloody pulp and steals the evidence, it will still get used at court to sentence you. Of course the cop goes to jail as well, but that's a separate matter.
>>71819642
Download cp. Noting can go wrong.
>>71828829
its because austria ISPs are badass and dont give the IP holders out because they say it violates the privacy law in austria. Government is doing everything to make them give out their data, but they just wont do it
>>71825573
>never get a warning for downloading muh Horriblesubs animu
>download some normalfag stuff once
>get a warning for the shittiest encode of an episode that you trashed to download a different one
>>71822848
>>71822970
Are they trying to make it perfectly clear George Orwell was correct?
Do this >>71823086
>>71825457
>romania has better connection speeds than most countries
top kek
>>71829046
basierte Ösis mal wieder
OP which provider are you on?
Please dont say 1&1, please dont say 1&1
>>71820202
>thinking the gubberment won't see your post on this board.
You've already lost
>>71830367
unitymedia
>>71830572
i know, but I tried to not post too much.
