You come home and your girlfriend is dressed like this, what do?
>>71810940
Hit her.
>implying
>>71810940
bet she has a toastie roastie
>>71810940
Meh, better than shillary or rato the zodiac killer
>>71810940
>>71810984
this
a lot
>>71810940
"Liberate" her.
>>71811231
lulz no wonder you fags are virgins
Get a knife and stab a hole through her ass so I can fuck it over that child's tabletop toy.
My girlfriend supports Trump.
If she pulled some shit like that I'd slap her and she'd apologize with a blowjob.
>>71810940
>soak her lighter fluid
>strike the matches
>she feels the bern
>...
>profit
>>71810940
Go to the club to find a new hoe and run into this...
>>71810940
I'd match her donation and go prep the bull.
Dump her. Jews are God's mistakes™
>>71811450
Your fedora felt while you typed that. Retard
>Put on my matching Trump PJs and call gf #2
>Fuck gf #2 without a condom while gf #1 watches from the corner
>9 months later get cuckqueaned gf #1 to adopt and raise the resulting lovechild
>Leave gf #1 to raise the kid all on her own
>>71810940
Let's see the back flap, I say.
Turn 160° and walk away
>>71812213
>Not putting your women in their place.
>>71810940
Ask her why she's a white chick now first off.
Drumpf that bitch and find a new one
>>71810940
Laugh and ask where she got it
Good thing she chose something warm because it's gonna be cold on the streets suckin d for crack money.
>>71812087
>You like my shirt? It represents my beliefs that I will never be successful on my own and I don't deserve to carry the weight of personal responsibility.
>>71812542
>Needing to hit her for doing that
B
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A
>>71810984
/thread
>>71810984
>>71811231
Preferably with a copy of Crippled America
>being a normie with a gf
>expecting her not to do normie shit
>>71812891
You'd probably just go prep the bull.
My girlfriend doesn't get out of line to begin with.
strangle her to death with my computer mouse cord
>>71811308
lulz no wonder your girl is fucking a black guy when you're not around
>>71810940
>baby table
Does this belong to my wife's son?
>>71810984
fpbp
>>71810940
Tell her it makes her look fat.
She'll never wear it again.
>>71813031
Sure thing. Needing to hit a woman to put her in her place is a show of manliness and dominance. You are probably a nu male that needs to hit a woman to make her respect. Pathetic.
>>71813174
>oh hi wife
>Is this my wife's son?
>>71810940
Ah, I see. College-educated liberal wears wearable artwork. The "Fuck me, fuck me like this guy would fuck America" piece. I r8 8/8 m8. ggwp.
>>71810940
Run to mirror and make sure I'm not a nigger
>>71810940
Share my dick privelege
>>71814202
Nice projection.
Does your wife's son even respect you?
>>71810940
Bitch we're British, why the fuck you wearing that shit? At least wear Trump gear you dumb fuck.
If I were American, pic related.
tell her and her son to get out
>>71810940
>that neck length.
>>71810940
>adult onesie
Ridicule her for acting like a child until she cries. Then accept her "apology" when she tries to regain my approval.
>>71812941
> normie
> voting for a fucking commie
Being a liberal is a mental illness, Anon. That's hardly "normal".
>>71813288
Underrated post
>>71810940
Fuck her in the ass without lube.
That what she want if she vote for shitders anyway.
>>71810940
Tear that shit off of her, slam her down, proceed to fuck her doggy style until she has an orgasm, then blow my load all over her onzies
>>71810940
The only rational response to this would be violent anal rape.
>>71816068
>tfw being a communist is normal now
>tfw being conservative in anyway, shape, or form is not normal now
>implying that I'm going to submit myself to the oppression of womyn
Virgin and proud :•)
>>71816783
Soviet subversion worked.
>>71811308
Code Purple
>>71810940
>zip
>add paper bag over face
>Go to town
>>71810940
First tell her how cute and fun it is, laugh about it, then tell her "hey you actually look kinda goood in that thing...talk her into a fuck session with it unzipped.
The next day start to ghost her...then when she asks why, give vague answers...start ghosting more...when she starts freaking, just never give a clear answer about what's wrong.
Keep this up until the breaking point...tell her you want to break up and then go dark on her, ignore her, don't answer texts, calls etc....this is the worst kind of punishment for woman, they can't handle it...she will freak out with a broken heart and keep asking why and wondering...it will eat her alive.
No discriminating genders. Equal punches in the eye
>>71810940
>>71810940
I would ironically dress like this