Hi guys! I'm on this board because I would like to benefit from the fact that you wonderful people are all over the world, and so that I can gain from your knowledge and experiences. I am a 18 year old muslim living in London. I love it here, but I want to spread Islam far and wide to achieve my potential in the eyes of Allah (praises onto him). I was thinking of moving to either Australia or the USA. I would love to get the chance to spread my face and save people from eternal damnation. I was thinking, should I move to the USA or Australia? I don't like insects but I also don't like bigots like the racist Donald Trump. Also, can you tell me a little bit about what it's like to be a muslim in your country? Thanks guys. Salam (Pic related, it's me! :) )
>>71810516
We dress in hoods and hang Muslims from trees in my country. You wouldn't like it very much, maybe you should consider moving to Saudi Arabia instead.
>>71810516
Where abouts in London?
Lewisham
>>71810516
We wear traditional hooded-white robes in my country and love to help Muslims like you transition to jobs in the 'Christmas tree ornament' fields
>>71810944
What mosque do you go to in Lewisham?
Pol is so easy to bait
My mosque is called LKIC. Beautiful mosque
>>71810516
You learn here that there is hatred of the people of Allah, and darkness in their hearts. Woe be unto the Muslim who posts in such a place.
>>71811229
What does the K stand for?
YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE TO POST HERE!! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY. ON ST GEORGE'S DAY TOO!
Allahu Ackbah!
>>71810516
Go to australia, that level of shitposting will fit right in
>>71810516
-8/8 m8
Lewisham Masjid. You are irritating me infidel. Allah show no mercy to this kuffa
>>71811432
The K you illiterate cousin fucker.
>>71810516
>. I am a 18 year old muslim living in London
Shouldn't you be blowing yourself up now Ahmed?
>>71811229
Hey there Bro....how's life....?
www.lewishamislamiccentre.com
>>71810516
Nice religion.
How do I leave peaceful Christianity and convert so I can beat my wife, blow myself up, flog my children, destroy the infidels, chop of heads (that really appeals to me), hang people who disagree with me in public, poke my wife in the eye if she doesn't obey me, hate my dog, because dogs are 'unclean', stop eating delicious bacon sandwiches, and be a general lunatic?
Please explain this wonderful religion to me. I really want to behead people and give them public beatings.
TAKE YOUR RELIGION BACK TO ARABIA. It is not compatible with Western culture.
It has no place in our society. Get out of our civilised countries and stay in your sandbox.
Just leave us be. And don't come to our countries.
Practice whatever you want; running around a black cube in Mecca. Killing each other, go on.
JUST DON'T BRING YOUR BARBARIC MOON CULT TO OUR LANDS.
Our patience is wearing thin.
>>71810516
This might work on the Guardian, but not here. Sage.
>>71811311
Kent
>>71812198
Go home
>>71812607
WTH are you talking about ?.... am sitting at my home....!
>>71810516
USA, go there.
>>71810516
You can spread yourself and islam very wide by stepping on a landmine. I recommend giving the us or oz a miss and heading for afghanistan or some other shitskin hellhole. Hope it helps.
>>71812718
Is it Bangladesh
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/663472/Schools-homes-evacuated-bomb
OP is real, bomb found in Lewisham.
wow this seems real
>>71813035
DESU the eternal Kraut should be paying for this shit still
>>71810516
You should move to Harare. They are in need of your spiritual guidance. You should go there.
>>71810516
You are not alone they come in UK.
>>71812906
No East London.....can't you see the flag...?
>>71810516
I heard condoms are haram. Is that true? When you and your buddies are taking turns fucking a flat, do you wear condoms, or just fuck it raw?
>>71810516 (OP)
I heard condoms are haram. Is that true? When you and your buddies are taking turns fucking a goat, do you wear condoms, or just fuck it raw?
>>71813214
Oh East London
Oh East London
Is like Bengal
Is like Bengal
Oh East London is like Bengal
It's like the back streets of Delhi
Oh East London is like Bengal...
Definitely USA. Not enough multi culti there.
>>71810516
fuck off cunt we dont want you here in australia
>I was thinking, should I move to the USA or Australia? I don't like insects but I also don't like bigots like the racist Donald Trump.
We have insects, and we will have the man pictured leading us next January, God Willing.
Look at Canada, they're cucked and dumb as hell.
