you laugh you lose - /pol/ edition
>>71797871
This picture is fucking rage inducing
>>71798090
Calm down, fatty
>>71797871
That shit is like 3 years old OP, this is /pol/ where we have standards for fresh and spicy memes. Good fucking job commie.
>>71797871
I mean yeah he's a ham, but that's kinda mean.
This thread made me a lot sadder than before I saw it.
>>71797871
What a load of cunts
Might be a good thread to ask
Does /pol/ ever have fun in such a way that doesn't involve making fun of transvestites or watching liberals humiliated (aka usually people dying in their socialist Utopias)
I would think I'm pretty red pilled, but like goddamn seems like most people here don't have any hobbies beyond worshipping lord kek and downvoting libturds on Reddit and trolling YT comments. Go for a drive or make something with your hands for a change
>>71798090
Lol
Says a lot about people
>>71797871
>>71797871
Man, that's not even funny
>>71797871
honestly felt bad after seeing this, remember it got big with the normies tho.
>>71797871
poor guy
>All these fat acceptance SJW's in this thread
Maybe if he was bullied a little more while growing up, he would have realized the error of his ways and turned his life around.
>>71797871
rude
I remember destroying this meme in a thread one night.
First time I've seen it posted since.
![159b7e202a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/414Hh33.png "159b7e202a[1].png")
http://www.theonion.com/video/brutal-anti-cruz-attack-ad-just-30-seconds-candida-52562
>>71798317
The glorious state doesn't allow me to have hobbies.
He got to party it up with ladies later on(women threw him a party). It worked out for the guy. This is fucking old though
>>71797871
fuck you, i was in that thread. it was disgusting then and its disgusting now
>>71798575
What does that mean
>>71798431
It's clear the guy realizes he's fat and that's a bad thing.
I mean I've seen beheadings, torture, and just the cruelest videos/gifs humanity has to offer and I didn't feel any emotional response to them.
For whatever reason, even though I'm pretty fit, I feel really bad for the guy. I didn't know I had this kind of empathy still in me.
>>71798431
this.
Reminder that Reddit tracked the fat guy down and gave him le warm e-hug (and also some money and shit I think). By sympathizing with him you're literally siding with Reddit
>>71798317
Back to Tumblr
>>71798317
I don't even know what fun is. Everything is a bleak haze of horrific doom and gloom. Happiness is little more than a biological defense mechanism to shield humans from the cruel fate of infinity. This is all a dream and a death, there is nothing to enjoy but the inevitable decline.
You guys know this backfired and he got a fat party all to himself right?
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/may/25/dancing-man-fat-shamed-cyberbullies-hollywood-party
>>71797871
That's not even funny at all.
>>>/b/
>>71798676
Reddit does more good than this racist echo chamber
I remember being the faggot that made a thread about that picture, which launched it into a whole feel-good tumblresque masquerade.
That was fucking hilarious.
I wish the guy who posted it still posted on /pol/. Dude must be fucking proud.
>>71798646
you dont know what its like to be beheaded but you know what its like to have a group of people laugh at you
>>71798711
What gives your life meaning
>>71798676
that's fine.... reddit is better than here anyway
>>71798299
is he in a locust plague? whats the deal there
>>71798918
What makes all of these SJW faggots go onto 4chan?
>>71798927
You should go back then.
>>71798090
>>71798226
>>71798299
>>71798308
>>71798334
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>>71798364
>>71798407
>>71798486
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>>71798782
you all need to go back to /reddit/
>>71797871
lel is his blimp ass trying to do the robot?
>>71798540
When did the onion become a serious news outlet?
>>71798964
People have empty lives, and contributing to something makes them feel good and part of a cause
Don't be mistken though, they often are the saddest, most double-faced fucks there are.
>>71798950
It's from Dark Souls 2. You find a ton of them around just lying down in the rubble of their kingdom. They just sit kinda there unless you attack them, but they're pretty tough.
>>71799025
i'm jumping back and forth actually. thanks tho
>>71799099
>>71799050
I came here from the front page to tell you to fuck off. After reading the people you quoted though, you're right. Fuck fatties, no sympathy.
Feeling bad about this is akin to feeling bad for stepping on a bug if you disagree with me than you are utterly useless and should be put to...
>>71797871
To this day I'm 100% convinced that fat fuck posted it himself.
>>71799315
>he thought he was gonna get a blowjob
Grab some popcorn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F76X-QYgsv0
>>71799193
>huge group of ladies
More like group of huge ladies.
>>71799426
Then who was phone?!
>>71799050
You need to go kill yourself you subhuman
>>71799092
yeah, but why is he is a locust plague? I don't recall any of those in DS2
>>71799584
>gets buddies to take some pictures of him
>posts fake story on 4chan
>goes viral
>gets to party with celebs in LA
>>71797871
This was probably staged.
>>71798317
I shoot guns
>>71798638
Means that Finland is a communist shithole where everything is regulated by the gubnment
>>71799692
I think it's just the artist trying to add a blur, or maybe make him look even more depressing and consigned to the end of the world.
>>71797871
>>71798796
Then leave faggot no one wants you here
>>71798317
I paint (and sell paintings), work out 5 days a week, am writing my second novel, and shoot guns at my cabin (where I built my own sauna).
>>71799417
I feel you man. But watch out I heard there's a sniper in the...
>>71797871
I wouldn't treat a person that way so no I didn't laugh
>>71797871
He's a fatty but at least he's out there moving and getting exercise and trying to correct his condition.
>>71799338
>Only fat girl dances with him
Kek
>>71798317
I live in LV and have the easiest job in the world, I play video games and ride dirt bikes in mybspare time as well as take jiu jitsu classes. Sometimes go hiking, but rarely
>>71798317
I am a microbiologist and actually have a passion for microbes, specifically virion. I come here to frog post and shit post because it makes me laugh. Seriously though, go back to Tumblr.
>>71797871
Literally the worst kind of people do this shit.
>>71800247
Norwegians?
>>71797871
Haha! Humans hurting each other with specific sound waves because the other has higher cholesterol levels. Humans are amusing.
>>71800240
what is the most evil bacterium ?
>>71800300
fuck I forgot the fedora
your YLYL thread got derailed start another
>>71799530
SO BRAVE
>>71800322
Aerosolised weaponized Yersinia pestis, look up Pneumonic plague for bacteria.
Viral hemorrhagic fevers, there are several RNA families that cause them, for viruses.
>>71797871
>mocking a fat person for moving around and being active
It's like you want more fat people.
>>71798090
Fuck off you fat cunt
>>71799530
You have to be fucking shitting me. I was made fun of for being a fat fuck for most of my childhood, so I started running my junior year in high school and lost 50 pounds in 4 months.
>>71797871
I love how a grown man has to have 20 something year old women defend his fat ass and treat him like a retarded child
>>71798317
I work for a living as a computer scientist
/pol/ is just a hobby for me.
Some people collect stamps, some people collect cards.
I collect "racist" statistics and other /pol/ images.
>>71799193
I'd bet a million dollars that he didn't even get laid.
All right I'm going to attempt to salvage this thread... /pol/ funnies incoming.
>>71797871
For all we know he might be a fat degenerate but being a cunt for no rhyme or reason is even more degenerate.
>>71798317
>come to /pol/
>surprised to see people posting /pol/ memes
That's like going to a bowling alley and bitching that everyone there is too into bowling and you only ever see people bowling there.
>>71801329
Oh my little aussie...*grabs you by the collar of your tucked-in shirt* You continue to underestimate our ability to be torment normies ...be informative...and make you laugh your butts off....
*headbutts you* DONT. do that again...kapishe?
>>71799530
/POL/ BTFO TO ETERNITY
>>71800322
Africanus Groidius
>>71797871
i normally don't feel sorry for anyone, but this made me feel sad for the guy.
>there he was, making an effort, trying to have some sort of fun out of his obviously miserable life, when a pack of coal-burners bull-pilled whores, niggers and chads, start mocking and laughing at him.
he's clearly bro-tier, 10/10 would help him out, who ever says otherwise is a race traitor.
>>71798317
We make and trade dank memes for fun. The rest of that shit you called "fun" is work, and we do that to Make America Great Again.
>>71800107
That's not fat. That's obese.
>>71799992
>>71801977
jesus christ this is so fucked up lmao
>>71801977
kek
>>71798889
Profound.
>>71797871
that's just in poor taste
>>71799050
die untermensch
>>71800414
le fedora meme lolol1olol XD can i put that on 9gag?
>>71797871
This type of humor only appeals to insecure cunts and sadists.
>>71797871
I can't believe I was lurking in this thread before everything went viral. I left cause I actually felt bad.
>>71798090
>>71797871
>that's le sad!
reddit thought the same and organized a party for him.
Now it's up to you to guess what made him feel worse: the original event or the fucking whole internet knowing about it and throwing a pity party for him.
>>71801977
WE FREEIN SLAVES NAH
>>71798319
Ha lol!
>>71799530
I hope they cured his diabetus with this fatacceptance
Since he gonna die.
>>71800023
I see you, Ben Garrison
>>71798431
True, but laughing at the poor man because he couldnt overcome his vices and biological urges for fat and sugar isnt a healthy or productive way to treat your own people.
>>71798149
I am super skinny and I agree this was retarded.
>>71797871
>>71797871
>THAT GUY IS HAVING A GOOD TIME LAUGH AT HIM!!!
>>71798807
FUCKING HELL, EVEYR SINGLE TIME
WE ARE WHITEE
WHITEEEEE
>>71798149
I`m a 9/10 and only a loser would find this funny
>>71800083
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>>71800247
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>>71800692
>>71801329
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>>71803018
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>>71804539
its time to go back to /reddit/ kiddos, this is fucking 4chan. we have no emotion, we are cold, calculating psychopaths. if you actually feel bad for this pathetic fat sack of meat you are a weak willed degenerate beta.
we do not forgive and we do not forget.
>>71804729
omg
>>71797871
That's like making fun of a retarded person for working at McDonald's at least he has a fucking job. This is some guy trying to correct his condition. The only people that would laugh at this guy are fucking losers that will take any social point they can get.
>>71804793
lurk more, stop posting, you ruin everybody else's experience in expense for getting some virtue-points for your thread specific ID
>>71804879
>Human decency is bad.
Degenerate scum
>>71798317
I travel. It's fun to post here and see my post come up with a different flag.
ok first of if a fat fuck starts some shit ill go after him no prob
but if its just a fat guy dancing a trying to have a good time who isnt in my face with SJW faggotry or politcs then i see zero reason to belittle the guy
seriously what kind of pathetic faggot shits on a fat man for trying to DANCE? are you so fucking sad that you have to bully a fatty for no reason to make yourself feel superior? who besides the faggot bully kid in primary school does this shit?
>>71798317
/pol/ is not about fun, any humor here is just self generated. Mostly it comes from a glorious mix of shitting on everything in the best way we can having fun throughout
>>71804966
That funny sideways tiangle lets you search for a pic on google, if you do you can discover where something comes from, if you had done that, you would have known that the story of this pic is that it was made by him and his friends as a joke, and that he was really offended for all the people expressing condescending pity about him on reddit
>>71797871
what the fuck, he was only trying to have fun you cunt.
this is 4chan, stop pretend you were the cool kids in school, or that you're in any sort of position to laugh at other people.
>>71805004
Adults that never grew out of it.
>>71804966
Go virtue signal somewhere else. Bullying is gods gift.
![Fat+shaming+makes+the+world+better+sauce+http+metrocouk+2015+01+28+chef+lost+21+stone+after+friend+text+him+fat+f+every+day+for+six+weeks+5040205_dccdc0_543[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h5PqVs5.jpg "Fat+shaming+makes+the+world+better+sauce+http+metrocouk+2015+01+28+chef+lost+21+stone+after+friend+text+him+fat+f+every+day+for+six+weeks+5040205_dccdc0_543[1].jpg")
>>71804793
This guy was drowning in pussy and having the time of his life in exchange of having his feelings hurt for some minutes.
He was given the chance and embraced degeneracy to a full level. He was given the chance to be healthy and chose to be morbidly obese. He had the chance to go to parties with sluts and chose to remain fat and go to parties and such.
This guy never chose to do anything righteous in his life there's no reason to feel pity for him.
Now, don't get me wrong. Whoever posted his ass online is a prick but hey, turned out well for the guy.
>>71797871
fuck this thread & fuck OP
>>71805109
>>71805004
Triggered faggots right here.
Reedit is a few clicks away.
>>71805105
>Act pitiful
>Be angry when people feel pity
really?
>>71805105
I really don’t care if its real my point is don’t laugh at someone trying to better themselves.
>>71805108
Why are you here, redditor?
That fat fuck is laughed at because he chose to be a fat fuck , and then he chose to try and dance.
Hopefully this experience will change his attittude towards his health.
>>71805242
That's what got my jimmies, thnx anon
>>71804729
>>>>/b/
>>71798317
Im trying to learn how to paint but its 2hard
>>71805242
No one laughed at him, he made a 4chan joke post with some friends and it all escalated to a fucking party because a lot of people saw him being fat and assumed he was a victim
The ones being prejudiced were the ones who threw the party
Fat people have sex, friends, and can know how to have fun too, you know
>>71804729
>le all of 4chan thinks the same meme
i laughed at the pic but get the fuck out of here faggot
you dont speak for anyone but yourself nigger dick gobbler
>>71799050
>having empathy is /reddit/
no
>>71805316
i've been on 4chan for over ten years, beer-nigger. i have never been to reddit.
you're a fucking german. you're literally the fat dancing guy of the entire goddamn planet. you're in no position to laugh at any motherfucker you frumpy kraut motherfucker.
25th april is anzac day down here, a day when we get together with the australians and celebrate yet another war where we bet the germans, which is actually all the wars since your worthless fucking country was created. your great-grandfather was probably one of the faggots that we fucked over, so why don't you make like hitler and just fucking kill yourself and do all of us in the rest of the world a goddamn favour.
hows that for some /pol/ humour, bitch?
>>71804871
that was a great thread and chase
>>71805668
shh, stop posting nigger
>>71798317
I listen to music, go to football games with my fanclub, when I'm not at games I go to concerts, and I like writing about what I am currently listening to
>>71805702
You still don’t get it do you?
>>71804729
>>71805316
Go back to Syria
>>71802708
brutal
i like it
I feel bad for fatties and even for hamplanets, they're victim of themselves, like any other victim of an addiction.
>>71798317
i play golf and read a lot of books. im about halfway through The Brothers Karamazov at the moment
>>71799193
>sees 4chan post
>anybody knows who posted this kek
>>71804729
>>71797871
i remember this
it was like right when flags and ID's were added
>>71803235
You tell me.
>>71802708
This made me rage
fucking cunt
>>71805772
Yes i realized halfway down the conversation, the new meme cool cats use is to pretend to be angry at the bullies, i just am perfecting a new counter-meme in which you pretend you don't get it
>>71797871
"HAVING NO EMPATHY IS LE REDDIT"
"XDD"
fuck off newfags
>>71800240
>microbiologist with passion for virion
No way, exactly same here.
>literally studying Medical Microbiology and Virology
Any pro-tips for life?
>>71802708
>i made them look like you
pretty noice bants
>>71798724
calm down cthulhu
>>71802708
no laughs....sea of feels
>>71804729
>this is fucking 4chan. we have no emotion, we are cold, calculating psychopaths
>>71798317
No.
>>71798317
Majority of people are thick as pig shit, why are you surprised?
A lot of the humor is quite complex though.
>>71799050
>This is reddit trying to fit in
>>71806154
I want to find her and hug her
>>71798317
I go for weekend motorbike rides, fuck about with drones/3d printing, play vidya, maintain a vegie garden. I used to have a hobby forge but had to give that up because of space requirements.
That said fucking with leftists is the most fun you can have at a keyboard.
>>71805661
>wall of text
Stay mad, moralfag.
Also, I'm not even German.
>>71806044
I really don’t care if its real my point is don’t laugh at someone trying to better themselves.
How can i be any more clear?
That's my point, do you agree or disagree? You insert context like a SJW.
This thread is shit.
>>71799370
I still can't dislike Andrew wk. That man just makes me happy.
Keep this up and we'll have another cuckening, and then you faggots will cry again.
Seriously though, was /pol/ or /b/?
>>71806518
I thought i made it clear: stop posting nigger
>>71802708
That's on the wrong side of the being a cunt/being funny line
>>71806608
Nice cop out
>>71802708
That's heartbreaking
>>71806443
>Also, I'm not even German.
oh sorry mohammed, couldn't see your shitskin from here.
>>71798317
We watch anime!
>>71799050
>says the man from reddit
>>71802708
Goddamn man.
>>71806748
If you are gonna continue being retarded then stop posting, my big lipped friend
>>71804729
DUDE, FUCKING NICE!! HAHAHA ROFL. LOL with a side of LMAOstard if I do say so myself. This is a moment that will go down in history - just you and that Anon, mano a mano, and you annihilated him. I took the liberty of snapping your lmaoful comment, briggity breh, no thanks are needed...cause you're a champion. In fact (LOL sorry I'm still laughing) I wrote a little ditty on how much this post, fukkin rawks.
You can call me Dr Biggle
And this post made me giggle
So hard I fuckin jiggled
It's so on fire it sizzles
So thanks, and remember you're now a part of 4chan history. When the people come to your doorstep wanting to know how you did it just keep cool and tell them it was nothing serious...you made my day, no, my year, you Beautiful Goddamn Human Being. You are more than epic. You are a Titan.
>>71800910
Good job anon. Always inspiring to hear success stories.
I was super skinny for most of my life. Did fitness for 6 months and started looking/feeling really good. Haven't been going since then so I've shrunk back again but hoping to get back in to it
>>71806910
At least they could win a war against Britain
>>71806787
It's a national holiday in Denmark, just popped down to visit my grandparents.
Found out I have some sweet Nazi heritage.
>>71807042
We stopped two British invasions, one in 1806 and the other one in 1807, the second one with purely urban militias
>>71799530
Kek this is honestly worse than the original comment. They made a whole documentary just because he's a fat fuck. I bet he was at the party, everyone would cheer and smile at him, and not really make conversation, but try and take a picture with him. He probably knows the SJW's who put on the party were doing it for their own image. He is probably still fat, and probably still going to die within the year.
Did the internet get overrun by a bunch of depressed people?
What the fuck happened to 4chan?
>>71807271
Being depressed doesn't mean you're a worthless pussy.
>>71799295
fucking MOBY DJed at some fattie's pity party?
Now I wish I was fat, American, and couldn't dance
>>71807182
That was Spain
>>71807396
No it wasn't, it was the Virreynato del Río de la Plata, and the second time British troops were literally defeated by pans of boiling water and rocks thrown by kids
>>71807271
This
>>71799050
100 percent this
they are so fucking obvious
>>71805655
around here, yes it is
>>71807788
Hm...Cant deny those digits.
>>71806077
>i have no idea what "edge" means
>>71804729
kill you're self
>>71799050
You need to go to talk to a woman.
>>71797871
>>71798090
^^^This
>>71802708
I remember this post
>>71797871
He was taking his coat off.
>>71803235
>>71805934
>leddit showing more empathy and camaraderie tha /pol/
Not surprised that the nationalist movement is dead.
>>71799887
Me too! Freedoms 5 (it's like a high 5 but with more freedoms)
>>71806099
Mah nigga, I did biomedical micro. If your already in it, not many tips i can give, as only people interested in it go into it and i have no idea about the field prospects in the UK. I guess really just do well in labs and find an internship asap. Lab experience is a must and don't expect to get paid well for a few years out of uni. I personally have considered jumping in the Ph.D. program and regret not doing it after undergraduate, but work the work experience i have gotten is invaluable on resumes. Go for a Ph.D and get a comfy as fuck research gig.
>>71804729
i hope your trolling
>>71804600
Calm down, Hernan. It's just banter.
>>71797871
>>>71797871
>This picture is fucking rage inducing
Don't worry, it was confirmed to be out of context and a lie
>>71798317
You stupid nigger, don't you know /pol/ is satire?
You knew that, right?
Well, if this post is indeed satire, carry on.
>>71808570
>he fell for the satire meme
>>71799295
>Moby will never pitty dj for you
>>71798317
Play ps4
Fly my quad
Fuck my boyfriend
Watch animu
Go gym
Various bits of admin.
>>71798317
I actually do jackshit irl Feelsbadman
>>71802708
that one's worse than OP or the 2edgy4me 'kiddo'
kids suck.
>>71807204
agree, SJW trying to make something better, make something worse, not surprised
It's like you don't need to kill the fucking trannies or fucking worship them, there's a fucking middle ground [gulag]
>>71799050
This isn't /b/, you stupid fuck
>>71797871
>>71797871
This does have a happy ending guys:
http://time.com/3895459/dancing-man-sean-o-brien-body-shamed-fat-dance-party-los-angeles/
>>71797871
>>71799050
>>71801480
>>71804729
post less & lurk more
>>71806243
exactly
this thread fucking sucks.
>>71797871
Underage /b/tard faggot detected
Go kill yourself OP
t.A non-fatty non-American
>>71801480
This is some pretty heavy duty cringe right here, OP
I pity you more than the fat guy
>>71797871
shit, I never thought I'd lose on OP's post...
>>71798299
I know,I been ripping up libs all day but this does make me sad. Even tho everyone calling us fat cucks for sympathizing gives me the giggles
>>71799530
>using the imminent death of some ultra fat fuck to get some followers on twitter and make a youtube documentary about how great a person you are
ww3 when? we need a reset.
>>71801218
you're my twin teehee *sucks your dick viagraously*
>>71804451
What the flabbergast?
>>71804451
What the fuck???
>>71798317
I do pol tier stand up comedy.
https://youtu.be/H0PymtiGn-8
Only just started and is really hard to be a right wing comdian but I'll keep trying.
>>71810035
kill yourself newfag
>>71802708
hory shet those bantz
>>71798724
we share similar views
love you man
>>71798317
>Does /pol/ ever have fun in such a way that doesn't involve making fun of transvestites or watching liberals humiliated (aka usually people dying in their socialist Utopias)
No, i love shitposting too much. I don't really hate leftists and niggers. But boy, do i despite cucktheists
>>71797871
>>71798317
I play vidya, read lots of books and usually hang around with friends
Hell, I even go to parties
>>71797871
>>71799050
>>71801480
>>71804729
dear OP, /pol/ is not what you think it is, we don't laugh at a dead 16 year old because hurr durr, he's a nigger LOL!
we laugh because he has a gang tattoo on his neck and guns on his faceberg and the (((media))) are trying to make him a saint.
>>71810942
mate the key to right wing stand up is to paint yourself as an idiot who's just saying what he's saying to get a laugh. then you get laughs from people who actually believe what you're saying, as well as those who don't
people get uncomfortable watching right wing humour because they don't know when it's appropriate to laugh
also know your audience, if you're not in america don't bother with obscure amy schumer references
>>71804729
You are the biggest fucking homo in this thread thus far. I doubt anyone will surpass your level of autistic faggotry anytime this decade.
>>71802708
Ouch
>see ylyl thread on /pol/ with 200+ replies
>sweet, lots of content to sift through
>see OP's post
>feel kinda sad but shrug it off
>expected people would do the same and contribute
>open thread
>200 replies of people being butthurt about the fat dancing man, despite an entire documentary being made about him and people all over the world now love him so there's literally no reason to feel bad
>this is my face
>>71798889
Delete this.
:(
>>71804600
Lost
