How can something die if it's not even real to begin with?

Jews trying to cash in on the Jesus crowd. Old christian people don't know how to pirate movies that well so there's still a solid market to exploit there.

>>71793613
Man I remember highschool

Laughable Christfag propaganda. Thankfully the right wing seems to be moving away from this trash, or at least I hope so.

Not good because it makes the claim that God is not Dead, and instead of using empirical evidence, it uses feelings and personal feelings. Reddit tier logic.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!“

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

>>71793581
I've seen it, and it was hilariously awful.

I literally laughed out loud when the evil atheist professor got ran over by a truck and converting to Christianity before dying in the middle of the road.

>>71793721
"Making assumptions simply means believing are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct. Find the courage to ask questions and create statements based on factual evidence and you'll find your life to be more enlightened" -Cole Turner/anon

It was alright

>>71793921
Beautiful

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GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES