He could crush your head like a grape
>>71793386
No, I don't have to fix my hair every few punches, it would be a good fight though, but I'm not going to box him thats not how I would win he is definitely a much better boxer than me
>Supposed to be impressed by punching
>Can't see feet/stance
Just leaf my shit up
>>71793386
>fixes her hair every two swings
lolk
>>71793537
Finally a burger who is reasonable
>is this real life
>>71793386
He's so dreamy. I would swoon on the first punch.
>>71793386
This guy would probably seem like a god if you were a lefty.
>you're missing your one chance on earth to enjoy Trudeau because you only see him as a cuckold
Pic related, he his demonstrating the 'zlip' technique, wherein you take your opponent and invert them, then you thrust their head into your groin as you press the sides of their head like a vice with your thighs, until moisture & sweat occurs - This presents a unique position from above also. While your adversaries anus is in your face region, you proceed to use your tongue and face in a forceful nature to stimulate vital nerve-reflex points that help produce a more pronounced pain effect.
He's a true alpha yo
>>71793386
it would end with him dead. he cant fight, he aint tough, he aint stronk. hes a faggot cuck from the land of syrup niggers. cucknadians are garbage. face it leafs are shit.
>>71793386
>showing off his punches
>when the most important part of every martial art is the legs
Come on son
>>71793530
FPBP!
He looks like he has never actually fought. You have to throw all your fear and inhibitions away. Be ready to do what it takes to win. Does he look like he can do what it takes? Like he has ever dreamed of what it takes to win?
we'll just wait for glassjaw trudeaus one punch gif to get posted, laugh at him for being the bitch he is, and then move on. I expect this pathetic level of shitposting from the leaves or the dingos, britcuck
I'd wait for him to move his hair out of the way, what a fucking idiot, then punch him where his jawbone connects to the side of his head. Lights out.
>>71794158
He's a lover, not a fighter. If you hurt your enemy, they win.
He's like a 21st century western confucius
>>71794158
And then what do you do to him?
>>71794071
>Picture of Trudeau winning a fight
>Celebrating as if he's just won another internet argument
>>71793386
>Worlds slowest jab competition.
That left looks like a nice massage at least, nice, slow, gentle as a lamb.
That's ok. If he kills me, I win.
>>71793386
Except he can't see with all that hair in his eyes.
id just shoot him since im an american and i have a house full of guns
only in self defense of course
>>71794052
>yfw ya boy JT and Trump get into a wrestling match over softwood lumber in the White House and Justin pulls out an illegal piledriver over the Resolute desk and gets the 3 count
>>71794158
You fucking lay a hand on my kawaii pm and ill fucking gut you kiddo
>>71793386
>britcucks mad they will never have such a qt pm
:3
>>71794279
Light him on fire
>>71793386
Whoa who's this semen-demon?
>>71793386
I'm not in that great of shape, and have never boxed. However I'm entirely confident I could beat him by how fucking easily he goes down in that clip of him boxing
>Gets hit in face with light jab
>Drops like a bag of rocks
uh, about that...
I'm not a huge fan of Trudeau, but it still makes me laugh when /pol/ grasps at straws in order to hate him.
Joke all you want about Mr. Glass-jaw, but he's one of the most /fit/ leaders in the world rn so you can't really talk shit
>>71794981
aaaand there it is. thanks based finbro
>those limp fucking wrists.
>>71795090
>being 'fit' is now a consideration in a politicians competency for leadership
Haha humanity is fucked
>>71793386
I'm pretty sure a grape would do a lousy job trying to crush my head.
>>71794981
Lol
>>71794537
underrated
dude
Oy he's a lover not a fighter lads
His left looks limp as fuck, solid jabs though, really fast, but he isn't even covering his fucking temples
6th Round K.O. tops
>>71794981
This is what I'm talking about. Dude can't take a hit worth shit, and that's a huge part of fighting
>>71795191
I'm getting a strong spaghettio-vibe from you, so I'll let you off easy because I feel bad for retards.
This thread is literally all about fitness/toughness. Try and keep up next time, kiddo
>>71794981
He's even got head gear on. What a tool.
It's true desu
>>71795114
>aaaand there it is
Why americans love talk like that?
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
Fucking cringe
>>71795470
Too simple minded to deal with multiple concepts in a single thread, fascinating eh
>>71795656
I'm sorry that I actually have a great enough attention span to keep the conversation topical.
>>71795528
>sparring with headgear is bad
sparring at all is fucking bad.
sparring without headgear simply makes you a fucking moron.
If you box without head protection, you're going to wind up as a drooling braindead ape a few decades later.
>>71793386
Like I'd even fight him fairly..
>>71793976
We exist but we just lurk and laugh.
>>71793386
he isnt a total weakfag unlike most of his fans ,but still every polack (like myself) that goes to the gym should be able to kick his ass
>>71793386
>tattoo
So hot!!
>>71793386
Nah. I'm 4 inches taller than him and I've had to actually work for a living. He's a liberal faggot.
>>71794981
>that niggers reaction
Kek
>>71794981
so stiff
stays on centerline
walks into punches
weak right
brush on the face knocks him down.
Don't mind me just posting my favorite picture
>>71795764
Westerners don't know how to spar in general.
It's not that hard to spar light, but we always turn it into a dick waving contest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCZQJEVdTpA
watch these two sparring. Thai's rarely have the brain damage issues that our fighters tend to get, and they retire much later on average. Of course- this is muay thai- which means emphasis on kicking and clinched and less boxing to the head. But even when these two spar- you won't see them striking the head hard. This kind of sparring is not bad.
>>71793386
Would love to see him try.
>>71793386
Trudeau is a perfect human being
10/10 I would fuck him for sure
>>71800129
Thai's do not retire much later. If anything they retire earlier from the young age they get started and the massive number of fights they have.
>>71793386
Wouldn't bet on him.
>>71795764
Headgear does nothing to protect you from brain damage. It only protects from abrasions.
If anything, headgear actually makes you more likely to get brain damage. The headgear increases the radius by which the force acts.. This is a less extreme example of the facemask in football which is a big part of the head trauma experienced in the sport.
>>71793386
He spends 10% of the fight throwing his hair back. Give me a year and I'll wreck that pansy.
I hope he gets raped by a pack of wild niggers
no blocking what so ever :D
>>71795624
why do Mexicans leave diapers everywhere they go? fucking cringe.
>>71793386
We're in two different weight classes
Not fair on him if boxing
If you mean "crush my head like a grape" in a fight to the death, well, that's usually the first person to get a blow in, and has more to do with ambush encounters if not a proper duel.
>>71800550
umm- that's not how physics works.
You're right that headgear doesn't help- but your reason is wrong.
The reasons cited for removing headgear from amateur levels recently are as follows
> reduced visibility -> harder to avoid blows
> more willingness to take blows to the head
> opponents try to hit harder.
I'm not sure I buy the last one- but that's one of the bigger reasons floating around. Headgear does diffuse force- but not enough to make it worthwhile
>>71793386
He can crush the economy like a grape
