Which candidate would you bring back into the race that have already dropped out?
Hard mode: No Rand Paul
gimme based carly she had some banter in her
>>71787186
Jim "gook destroyer" Webb
>pokemon
none of those animu shits are a pokeman
>>71787186
Dr. Ben "Comfy" Carson
Republicans:
Jeb Bush entirely just because I found it entertaining every time Trump destroyed him. I just want it to continue.
Democrats:
Jim Webb the only sane Democrat that ran.
>>71787321
this desu
THIS ISN'T A FUCKING POKEMON. THIS IS A GOOD CHILDHOOD EMBODIED
>>71787186
Jeb, just for more bullying and e/b/in menes.
>>71787186
Jeb, no question. He wouldn't really hurt Trump but he would make shit fucking hilarious for a few more months while he ate into Cruz's establishment vote.
>>71787186
John Ellis Bush
>>71787321
James Henry Webb?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "Bone Ebber" Webber because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Jim. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Jim what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
>>71787770
Had me a chuckle m8
>we made pokemon teams
>no pokemon
Who are these master clickbaiters so I can laugh at them?
