>Order tuna at Subway
>Bring own sardines
>Don't have to pay for double meat
I stayed true to our values today.
>>71783151
Fucking gross, Mr. Grossman
>>71783151
subway is disgusting
why do you eat that fake shit?
water meat
>>71783151
This is fake. If you were really Jewish the soda would be in those free clear water cups.
>>71783151
GET OFF 4 CHAN NOW FUCKING KIKE
>>71783151
Fuck off Maryland
>>71783151
That is so fucking dumb. You could just make your own tuna sandwich at that point. It would probably taste better too.
You think that's cheap?
When I was a kid I bought a large drink and took it with me to the store multiple times.
They said it was unlimited refills so I wanted to get my money's worth
>>71783151
>live in south texas
>love fish
>spics don't eat fish at all
>stores barely stock anything fish related, besides fucking tilapia
>go to canned fish aisle
>barely any tuna
>only 1 (ONE!) brand of anchovies
Life here is suffering.
>>71783151
>Not just eating kippers and Ritz.
Weak shit, Schlomo.
>>71783286
I guarantee everything you have eaten this week has been just as 'fake'.
What's up famlia
It must be pretty hard to stay kosher outside of Israel
>>71783984
Everyone did that shit.
>>71783984
I'm impressed
>>71784443
>>71784443
>It must be pretty hard to stay kosher outside of Israel
good joke moshe
everything in our supermarkets is kosher
>subway
ew.
>>71784311
>chicken boneless skinless
>rice
>bagels
>cream cheese
>ranch dressing
>eggs
>cheese pic related
>bread
>fiber 1 bar
>chobani greek yogurt
>tapioka pudding
should i keep going
faggot
>>71784602
forgot pic
oh and im almost below 10% bf
soon.jpg
try harder
>>71783984
>Anon is planning on passing said cup to his child.
>>71784546
I'm talking about Passover kosher (Jews will get what I mean, I don't really know what's the correct term in English)
I honestly don't know how it's supposed to work over there
>>71783151
>Artificially flavored
Also Mr.Sub masterace
>>71784443
Must be nice, wish I was Jewish :( Jews are great people. not even being sarcastic. I only browse /pol/ for the giggles, I have no political affiliation and I don't care about any of their shit. Jews really are great people :)
>>71784746
I used to manage inventory systems and I'd see seasonal purchases for matzo and the like go through. I don't know really.
>>71784810
Your ID is bright yellow CAUTION for a reason
>>71783151
>Don't have to pay for double meat
>>71784678
pepperjack is god-tier
youre a master
listen to this
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america
>>71784810
That's really nice to hear. Thanks anon.
The only good thing about Judaism are the chocolate coins they have around Hanukkah. They should have them for every holiday.
>>71784810
>>71783151
>Eating Bread on passover
OY VEY
>>71784227
>Colonial Era Gentleman on package
>Royal permission
>Literally shaped like a red pill
Definitely a /pol/ approved snack
>Order sweet onion chicken teriyaki
>Choose type of bread
>Completely build sandwich
>"Which sauce you want, anon?"
>"Sweet Onion"
>"We're out."
>mfw
>>71783151
Why wasting your money at subway when you can make a cheaper and better sandwich at home?
Unless you had a coupon, Fuck off fake kike
>>71785166
Don't you get curry dressing in the states?
God tier
>>71784875
Yeah that sounds about right. According to Jewish law you can't even look at food that's not kosher for Passover (they actually cover up all of the non kosher food at the supermarkets here) so I don't know what they do about it outside of Israel.
Are you allowed to suck baby dicks on Passover, or is that not kosher?
>>71785346
They sell non-kosher food in Israel?
Why?
>>71783151
Yes sir. I went to my local Burger King, took an empty beverage cup from a trashcan, asked for my free refill, then helped myself to all the condiments and napkins I could fit in my pockets. I also used their Wi-Fi connection to redirect all web traffic within 500 meters of the building to the Anti-Defamation League website so we could cash in on some generous page hits from the public.
>>71785346
I wish jews in the US were like jews in Israel.
>>71785189
why wouldnt the kike waste his money at jewish establishments? its not like he doesnt have a bunch of jew gold just laying around.
>>71783608
No way. Jews are cheap, but not stuoid. The legal fees for getting arrested for theft outweigh the cost of soda.
>>71785957
jews jew each other too
>>71734818
Eating bread on Passover. Bad Jew.
>>71785586
Because there are
A. Non Jews who are living in Israel (Slavs, Christians)
B. Secular Jews who don't care about kosher food.
Listen here fuckers
Listen
Listen to me for a sec
You LIKE shells and cheese
dont you?
TAKE SMOKED CANNED HERRING AND ADD IT TO SHELLS AND CHEESE
Double batch of shells and cheese
add the fucking fish
just do it and thank me later
Drain that shit first, faggot
okok put a llittle fish drainage in the fucking shells and cheese for that extra fishy flavor
NOW, go out and get a mexican fucking coke
not that corn syrup jew shit
the real deal
eat that shit and drink the fucking REAL sugar fucking coke while eating that fucking fishy cheese noodle delight
What the fuck are you waiting for?
>>71784746
I used to deliver milk, and around passover, jews would get purple top milk. normal milk was silver for full cream, red stripe top for semi, blue squares for skimmed
wtf is purple top milk? I asked my boss, and he said it was bulls milk.
>>71786593
> bulls milk
Top kek
>>71786288
>Because there are A. Non Jews who are living in Israel (Slavs, Christians)
You conveniently didn't mention your 20% muslim population hahaha
>>71786506
10/10
>>71785957
> its not like he doesnt have a bunch of jew gold just laying around
they keep it in a pouch
>>71786207
especially the kohenim, they are the most jewiest jews
>>71786506
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>71786645
I don't get it
>>71786087
dont worry, all you jews have an uncle that a lawyer, jew that shit up
>>71786650
Halal and Kosher are almost the exact same except that halal can eat shellfish.
>>71786593
Isn't it low fat milk or something? Anyway I don't think this milk has anything to do with Judaism.
>>71786650
Lol yup, but they have their own halal food. Plus they live in different areas than Jews mostly.
>>71786902
Somehow I doubt a jew keeping kosher would eat food inspected by an imam. and i doubt a muslim would eat food inspected by a rabbi.
>>71786938
>Anyway I don't think this milk has anything to do with Judaism.
it was only around passover, and only delivered to jews
maybe it had that lovely innocent child goyim blood you all crave so much
>>71787044
Or make a thread on 4Chan during Shabbat (the Sabbath).
>>71786849
>I don't get it
Black male semen
>>71786849
Listen here pardner
Calm down and listen
Get off your high horse and listen here
Y'all dont need to stick the cheesy delight up your dick.
DONT DO IT.
I am not responsible for whatever mayhem you cause with your tallywhacker and those fucking fishy cheesy noodles
Cheesy fish fucking noodles arent for your bollocks. You need to eat these fucker, not put your chaps on and stick the dolphin with its kin in the fucking cheesy noodles. They wont get along in there, and youll have cheese on your dick.
Frenchies love fucking cheese, and the fucking vikings love fish, and neither are known for their dental hygene. That cheese starved fucking frenchman is gonna bite your dick off. Sven the viking will think your little "pardner" is a fucking herring and loose his shit. Then your gonna need a shorter cath.
KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF THE CHEESY FISHY NOODLES COWBOY
>>71786938
>Milk contains added vitamins that contain a slight chametz risk. Therefore it is best to purchase milk before Passover at which time chametz can be nullified (batel).
milk without vitamins?
I'm not making this up, it was definitely for a jewish holiday, and only delivered to jewish houses, I lived in the area and new which ones were jews(mostly from the volvos), because I knew some of them
Gross, achi. The only fast food I'll eat is chipotle or shake shack and even that's a wash.
>>71787403
>Cheesy fish fucking noodles arent for your bollocks
lost
also saved
>>71783151
>using electricity on the shabby
Goykun pls
>>71787514
Weird as fuck. I never heard about it. Maybe they use some kind of preservatives in the milk that could be considered chametz.
>>71784602
>Ranch dressing
What the fuck are you doing?
>be Subway employee
>mfw asked to put mayo on sub
>five lines of mayo
>"could you add a bit more mayo? :)"
why is this allowed. daily reminder that in order to get by this meme, just add one dot of mayo and the customer thinks he "gets more"
>>71785346
>According to Jewish law you can't even look at food that's not kosher
I swear Judaism has some of the most retarded restrictions and practices on Earth. I saw a youtube video about Jews trying to avoid switching light switches on the Sabbath.
I don't understand how a race of people that are supposed to be smart mindfucked themselves into such retarded ass beliefs.
>>71784227
I prefer Polar. Smoke is way better.
>>71786650
That's not really all that much of an insult considering they just took the land from them.
>>71787954
>I saw a youtube video about Jews trying to avoid switching light switches on the Sabbath.
I saw some invention to do with lightswitches that come on automatically or something
>>71787745
yeah, wierd
maybe it was soy
can you mix soy milk and meat? oy vey
>The following OU certified soy milk products in the “original” variety can be used for the infirm and children who need an alternative to standard milk on Passover:
>>71787745
what's passover celebrating anyway?
>>71787745
omg, I just realized ... no cheeseboigers!!
you poor, poor, bastards
>>71788228
>I saw some invention to do with lightswitches that come on automatically or something
You would think that was the solution right? Motion sensor switches are pretty common here in the US. They are supposed to save electricity in public bathrooms. Light goes off after certain time with nobody in it, comes on as soon as someone enters. Established cheap technology.
No the solution was to completely reinvent the light switch so it was functionally the same as a normal light switch but because of Jew rules it didn't count. I'm serious.
>>71783151
According to Mr Poo at Subway double meat is only $1.50 now instead of $3, I don't know if its because I got the Tuna as well or if its for all sandwiches
>>71788736
>No the solution was to completely reinvent the light switch so it was functionally the same as a normal light switch but because of Jew rules it didn't count. I'm serious.
I wonder if God gets annoyed that these conniving jews are constantly trying to get around his rules on technicalities. Like, "I chose THESE people? What the fuck was I thinking?"
>>71788892
how the fuck does it bypass jew rules?
>>71788253
Well it's celebrating one of the 10 miracles that happened to the Jews who were enslaved in Egypt in the old testament.
The miracle was that God killed every Egyptian firstborn and he 'passed over' the Jewish firstborns
>>71789019
Modern jews have all kind of tricks to getting around their peculiar rules for Shabbat. There are entire companies that make products to aid in this tricks. Their basically conning God and are fine with it.
Here are some articles:
http://www.vice.com/read/a-gentiles-guide-to-cheating-the-shabbat
http://www.sickchirpse.com/orthodox-jews-gadgets-sabbath-rules/
>>71787775
You don't like Ranch?
>>71789403
So one of your most important holidays is literally celebrating your god murdering babies?
>>71783854
W-what do you have against Maryland? :-(
>>71789515
It's just very unhealthy. Considering how good the rest of your diet is it just seems weird that you would throw in that one awful condiment.
>>71789527
That's fucking right
>>71789527
If you want the serious answer though, it's celebrating the Jewish people's redemption out of slavery in Egypt.
>>71783151
nah but this morning my friend gave me all her chametz...I don't need to go shopping for WEEKS
>>71789403
>The miracle was that God killed every Egyptian firstborn
why didn't he just kill every egyptian?
The Master Race is celebrating its greatest holiday. Honor them and be rewarded, cucks
>>71789947
Because he didn't want to exterminate them, he wanted to scare them into setting us free.
>>71784042
Look for asian markets, gooks love fish and it's flash frozen on boats anyway to kill parasites.
>>71788136
Went to the Sikh store and tried it. I'll stick with Oscar's.
>>71789438
holy shit thats fucking insane
>>71790089
wasn't much of a miracle for the egyptians huh?
still, what's the point of celebrating if no one got fucked over and murdered
I dumpster dived behined a Costco like i usually do during their closing. There were these guys who always sell pastries at the farmer's market for the town's synagogue. They filled their entire pickup truck with the cookies,cakes, and other sweets. I wondered why those muffins tasted so familiar. They take the wrappers off the Costco muffins and put on a different paper to make them look more authentic. They sell them for $3.00.
>>71790089
*slowly but surely doubting the existence of God. *
>>71790221
The Egyptians got fucked up though
"These guys tried to kill us and failed" is the format of pretty much every Jewish holiday
>>71783151
Id rather be celebrating Gasover, in fact i did on 4/20 mein furhers bday
>>71790829
is this the same egypt that joseph managed to get in charge of, stored up all the grain, waited for the barren months, then swindled all their gold for food, then their animals, then their land, and finally got them all sold into slavery in order to eat?
>>71790888
HHH
Did you take a pocket full of condiments home?
>>71790927
That's not how the story goes but yes
>>71784602
pretty sure those eggs were fake
>>71788793
Do you mean the deluxe option? That's $1.50 for 1.5x the meat, not double meat. It equals out to be the same price as double meat - there's no deal there.
>>71791178
>That's not how the story goes but yes
kekked
>>71787044
Well you're wrong.
The Halal badge is NOT equivalent to a Kashrut badge - but it's understood to be quite close and the best fall back if truly Kosher food isn't around. (Not even the most rigidly orthodox would tell you to starve to death instead.) And Muslims are *explicitly* allowed to eat kosher - with the exception being wine, which is always haram even if proclaimed kosher.
Islam and Judaism are very close and you might be surprised how well Rabbis and Imams can get along when there are no external forces playing for conflict. For instance it's fine (even recommended in certain cases) for Jews to pray in Mosques, and for Muslims to pray at the synagogue.
Christians in theory make a third member of the group but in practice most modern Christians are both polytheists and pig-eaters which screws it up a bit.
>>71783151
Yea not a Jew but I had to go to my gf's family's Seder and explain to them the entire Old Testament and story of Passover apparently in this day and age only Christians know the actual history of the hebes. Jews can't cook so good sucked mostly except one guy bought some decent brisket. But then everybody else ruined it by dumping bbq sauce on it. Fucking Jews man
>>71791738
*food
Chag Kasher V'Sameach To All Children Of Zion!
>>71791462
>Christianity
>polytheism
The Trinity really isn't hard to fundamentally wrap your head around, m8.
>inb4 saints
Not even Catholic and you are fucking stupid if you think they are minor deities.
>>71789403
>the 10 miracles
LOL
>>71791738
don't waste a post correcting yourself, newfag
>>71791462
All the Abrahamic faiths are truly Monoaltristic. You can see this all throughout the bible.
>>71783854
They have utz all around the mid atlantic. How do you kkow its the old line state?
>>71792192
Fuck off, this is a Muslim-free board
>>71784481
If you're a nigger that is
Why all the Subway hate?
I had an Italian BMT on honey oat today.
It's pretty good.
>>71791866
>The Trinity really isn't hard to fundamentally wrap your head around, m8.
No, it's not, it's quite easy to understand. You have three G_ds and get a lot of practice doublethinking.
>>71792216
But one thing you don't see in the bible is the Trinity.
>>71792927
Black people tried to come back days later at my joint and fill up a cup, shhhhhhiiiittttt get the fuck out
>>71791228
fake as your country
>>71791357
Well he specifically said double meat, and as I'm sure you know it was the "sub of the day" so maybe it is "half price" for double meat if you purchase the sub of the day.
Then again I declined so I don't really know.
Why are Jew crackers so good with butter?
>>71793018
I'm not even Christian and I can understand that it's all God in a different form.
The niggas fuckin God, I won't put it past him having three separate entities of himself.
>>71794659
So they're just like Hindus, except they claim to be monotheists.
Actually a few stupid Hindus do that too. Pic attached.
3 is still not 1, and "monotheistic polytheism" is still a contrdiction in terms.
"Christians" only started believing this stuff in the 4th century AD btw, at the same time that most of the other doctrines were also paganized, as the religion was re-shaped into a suitable state religion for pagan Rome.
>>71784963
Oh gee, you can feel good in your evil. I speak as someone who also contributes to this evil that you are.
>>71793614
... waiting for the punchline..
>>71784746
i believe the term is 'Kosher for Passover/Pesach"
I only eat Kosher/Halal ham for passover.
Any religion that forbids pork is a cult.
>>71796915
Well wtf is that; goyim children's blood?
>>71793018
Martin Luther was right about you kikes.
>>71797414
>>71796915
>11 Bread
>Protein from pig hair is used to soften dough
>Eating bread is Halal
Lol fuck off I grew up in the richest Jew neighborhood that even had a synagogue and only a dumb 18 yr old Jew would waste money on subway period. Same reason most rich people don't buy stupidly expensive cars.
>>71797836
not entirely exclusive to christianity, but what he said has a point
the only bad thing about lying is that you claim authority over the right of someone else to know the truth, and if they are sincerely beneath you in terms of hierarchy, then so be it
that machievioli dude said the same thing i think
i'm not jewish, but my ex-wife is.
and to be honest......i genuinely miss those annual seders.
>>71783151
how many dead kids are we looking for this year ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_child_saints
