Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
I hope it never happens.
>>71777681
>>71777580
Acceptable losses if it removes that much of california.
>>71777873
It would wipe out all of humanity
>>71777580
Better map
>>71777580
I hope it fucking happens
>>71777989
>tfw NJ
it's not fair. it's so awful and we seem to be immune to any serious natural disasters if you don't include nigger plague.
>>71777958
Completely acceptable.
Won't happen. Fuck off.
>>71779324
>>71777989
Jokes on you if we go, Brazil wouldn't last a year
>2016
>believing scary doomsday scenarios from a history channel show
>>71777580
Build the fucking wall before we get swarmed by "refugees".
>>71777989
is this per day or for the entire time it erupts
>>71777580
When is the yellowstone meme going to die? It's not going to erupt. /pol/ has enough garbage threads as it is, we don't need more.
>>71779588
entire output.
fyi ash is denser than dirt, so even 6 inches will cave in most roofs.
but we have nothing to worry about, it's not going to erupt for 10 years and 3 months.
remember what happened when the leaf and kebab posters got together in one of these threads before
?
>>71777580
Better rest up wagie, hope your boss doesn't call you in to work tomorrow.
You guys do know they've experimented plenty with depressurizing magma chambers, right? And that we're only going to gain better predictions as time goes on?
I'm not worried.
>>71779783
well then it probably be about a 1/3 of a inch for me i California
>>71777989
Survival tips
>Don't run cars during or after ashfall, if you do run an engine during the ash-storm it will destroy intake sensors, and effectively sand-blast your engine to death.
It could take months for ash to settle, and longer for it to get washed away.
If you need to run a gas generator, your best hopes would be a 2 stroke, guarded with a high CFM oiled air filter.
Getting oiled car engine filters is harder, but possible, and then they would need to be cleaned FREQUENTLY, on the order of tens of miles to prevent engine damage. Even then modern EFI cars aren't made with wet/oiled filters in mind, which means your MAF is at risk still. But at least you are more protected from the ash.
>>71777580
>wipes out all the states cruz won completely
>>71782762
Also, Oiled filters are less efficient at filtering SMALLER particles, but are more efficient at filtering out the size range that volcanic ash is. They will also provide higher flow and longer service life, which is critical in a ash laden atmosphere.
>>71777580
Is that why the midwest is so fertile?
>>71777580
I wager that if I get double digits this will happen when Trumpenfuhrer leaves office
>>71777580
>Tick.
>Tock.
2016, still using wind-up clocks
>>71783124
Probably a factor, you also have the fast succession rate of prairie lands replenishing the nutrients that Foodstuffs need to grow.
>>71779783
Why 10 years?
>>71780052
>that pic
What a fucking madman.
>>71777958
>mfw America will destroy the world
>not the American government
>not the American people
>But the land itself
>>71777958
Improbable. Toba reduced humanity to 5,000, and there were probably less than a couple million back then.
>>71777989
>whole country moves to Brownsville
>>71777989
>Outside ash range
>>71783591
>not miami
>>71783662
Let's not get crazy here.
>>71778096
Hurricanes....
>>71777580
>based south east survives
>>71783124
That and thousands of years of bison.
>>71777989
America gets some ash then after the long winter is over has the best growing conditions in half a million years.
Acceptable losses.
KEK give us Yellowstone.
>>71777580
>>71777989
Portland, Seattle, Austin, Southern Florida and basically all of New England almost completely unscathed
FML this is the worst possible outcome
>>71777681
Careful with that dull edge. You might squish your tomato you fucking fruitcake
>>71777580
Ohio is okay ^-^
OVERDUE TSUNAMI in the northwest
cant wait until Mother Earth BTFO seattle degenerates
If satan trips.........
>>71777580
The chance of it happening in our lifetimes is very remote.
>>71784641
Asperger kids can't comprehend geological time.
>>71784715
Explain it to us, then, retard. If Yellowstone is overdue to erupt, how can you berate people for expecting it to erupt soon?
>>71777989
RIP mormons
>>71785555
I can berate whoever I want for posting crap on the wrong board, genius. Drink your juice.
>>71779551
The next big quake will be in South America anyway.
>>71777989
Central Oregon here.. It will all be okay, right? Hold me.
>>71785794
You're a lonely bitter little man, aren't you?
>>71785794
>not answering a simple question that you mock others for not knowing the answer to while acting as though you're above everyone in this thread
Found the literal autist with the inflated ego, vastly overestimated level of intelligence, and completely false sense of superiority!
>>71777989
>mfw 712 iowa
Help me bros.
>>71786583
To be fair you just described the vast majority of /pol/.
>>71778096
The plague of racism too
>>71782762
Hey would you look at that, an actual reason to buy an electric vehicle.
>>71777580
What is survivable? I'm in dark yellow, sounds like i gotta chance desu
>>71778096 you dumb white cunts you brought the niggas here now they a plague
>>71778003
me too, would be the most exciting happening yet.
I can say this because, living in WA state, I'll be out of the death-zone and therefore pretty comfy.
Store lots of food if you really think this is going to happen folks, because the midwest produces a LOT of crops.
Ash cleanup is a bitch, it collapses roofs, sets things on fire, and when you get it wet it turns into paste.
>Live in Wyoming
>Go to Yellowstone
>Chinese everywhere
>Hope that a buffalo runs a chink over.
>Realize that as coal revenue falls, state will try and bring more people in for tourism.
>Hope we make a super state with Bro-tana.
Hope you fuckers become new pompei
>>71779324
Maybe not in our lifetime, but we are definately due an eruption in atleast the next couple hundred years
>>71777989
>tfw Rapid City
>>71784314
Indiana here, you realize a flood of people will move here right? It be a fucked up reverse manifest destiny only with Mormons instead.
REST IN SHIT LA.
>tfw the U.S.A is literally fracking into that area
We're fucked
One of the reasons I don't belive in Christianity.
Volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, and tornadoes kill millions of innocents and we are powerless to these forces.
>>71777989
>tfw Miami
>>71777989
Tfw nyc
Feels good family
If you live outside the heavy ash range, you're still going to get fucked up by food shortages caused by global temperatures dropping
Pray this doesn't happen
Stop memeing Yellowstone into eruption!
I will be one of the first to die!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw st louis
>>71777580
Yo, keep your ash on your side of the line.
>>71780052
i always hear about undercover feds somehow talking to people like this, learning their plans an arresting them, how does it happen? is everyone a fed?
>>71791506
t. yellowstone park ranger
