http://www.strawpoll.me/10021707
>>71777409
>that damage control from strawpoll because they know they're getting replaced by poal.me
Help him up then gratefully accept the reward and ask if I can have a free MAGA hat.
>>71777409
give it to the person who is running not because they want to, but because they truly care about the country and is not a communist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>>71777409
I don't know, how much do I get for saving the billionaire?
>>71778185
Bout three fifty
>>71777409
>answering anything other than Make America Great Again
>>71777409
negotiate a lucrative contract
>>71777409
>Looked at strawpoll
>Saw it didn't actually pertain to OP's image.
>Closed it and proceeded to shitpost in this shit thread.
>>71777409
Congratulate him for finishing the wall.
>>71778638
>you shout MAGA and Trump, startled, falls to his death
>to the North is a ledge
>to the South is a door to the stairwell
>what would you like to do?
I chose sociopath. Didn't realize that was probably Hilldog until after the fact.
Oh well, looks like i'm a dem now. Always have been anyway until this election. Was gonna vote for trump but im gonna push Democrat on lot of my friends and family.
Ill convince my family Trump is a poormans Clinton
>>71777409
It really depends on how we ended up in this predicament.
>>71779362
>I'm a HillShill now
>>71777409
Make a deal. I make the best deals. Amazing deals. You know, people tell me, John you make the best deals. I didn't say that, of course.
What would I do? I would make a deal with him. Look, look, he may not like it. People might say, that's mean. But I would make a great deal. The best deal and I bet you he would thank me for it later.
10 billion dollars for his life, sounds like a great deal to me. He'd have to be foolish to pass such a deal up.
>>71777409
Watch him pull himself up, and then congratulate him on making America great again.
Do you think Trump is some kind of pussy who can't do 1 pull up?
>>71777409
Ask him how he likes his fucking gay-ass wall and then kick him to his death.
You know you'd all do the same.
>>71777409
Tell him I don't like losers and let him lose his life.
>>71777409
>Long live the king
>>71777409
George Washington was an egomaniac, too, but look at the results of his delusions of grandeur.
>>71777409
I would make "making america great again" great again.
>>71779719
Good leaf
>>71779919
Bad leaf
I would gladly help him up without hesitation, won't even ask for anything other than keeping his promise of making America great again. Though he'll probably insist on paying me or treating me to dinner or something.
>>71778185
Trump bought a house for a guy who stopped to help him fix Trumps flat tyre
>>71777409
I'm doing my part!
>>71780394
Fuck that egotistical asswipe (Trump, not you), and fuck his "wall" lies.
Give him a small loan of 5 fingers.
>>71777409
Take a dump on his face, obviously
>>71777409
I'd piss on his face, tell him to drink up like a bitch if he wanted to be saved. Then once he'd guzzled enough piss I'd stamp on his hands and give him the finger as he falls to his death.
pull him up
id also pull up shillary and bernie
>>71780970
>>71780926
>southern hospitality
>>71781077
I would do the same for the Bern, but fuck Shillary.
>>71777409
stand in awe of donald trump's mighty grip and he manage to clasp a large cinder block without using his thumbs for added leverage.
sometime after, however, i would look down from my elevated position on top of the building we are standing on and ask him if he would like me to take the cinder block and place it safely to the side, upon which time i would climb down the ladder so would could both re-enter the building from which we came.
>>71777409
I'd help him up. He paid the guys mortgage off that helped him with a flat tire, so I'm guessing my reward might be Melania.
>>71777409
>>>
Help him up. Because Donald Trump will make America great again, and get rid of the terrorists and illegals. He will get rid of common core! He supports Israel! He will create jobs!
>>71781355
Your bait is strong.
>>71780816
What are you doing in the great white north Juan?
>>71781398
No need for bait, I just support the Donald.
>>71777409
Id fall with him and let him use my body as shield when we hit the ground, thus saving his life.
>>71781582
That's really nice of you. I'm sure Donald would be really glad. :)
>>71777409
build a wall
>>71777409
go on to the next thread
