You must choose one skill immigrants must have or one test/trial they must pass before being allowed in your country.
What do you choose?
They must eat a bacon sandwich and wash it down with a beer without any hesitation.
>>71772327
>bacon sandwich
Can it be one of these?
>diablo 3
really??????? ? ??
not even 1 or 2?? 3?????
the fuck?
gooks have shit taste
>>71772327
That only filters out the Muslims.
I expected better from /pol/
>>71772198
My grandpa did it on all difficulties with all the classes
>>71772852
Ok, and you have to also know how to use a toilet
>>71772198
They have to go back.
>>71772715
This.
>>71772888
Too late. North America is designated now.
>>71772715
I still play the fuck out of 1. Even load up mods once in a while too. Fun game. Village music was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k
>>71772198
>3
sad
>>71772969
CUTE!!! CUTE PUPPER! CUTE!
>>71772852
>filters? like in a sewage treatment plant?
>>71772327
Taqiyyah.
>>71772198
One test
Are you white?
Must be willing to castrate all the males in their family.
>>71772198
A test of courage
they have to prove they can kill themselves
>>71772852
it also takes out you filthy indians that cant eat beef
Outdrinking our professional alcoholics.
must be female and give blowjobs
>>71772198
Being native swedes
>>71773167
ebin!!!! super le ebin!!!!
youre le master of le quirky and randum commentz
There shouldn't be one. Everyone regardless or race, gender or background should be qualified to become a skill immigrant. Discrimination isn't necessary
>>71773019
If he said Diablo III pre-reaper pre-nerf inferno then he has a point. That shit was near impossible unless you played just right or were a monk.
>>71772198
They must kill their homelands native population.
>>71773151
>bacon
>beef
>>71772198
this is the only good blizzard game,
>>71772198
They must speak our language
>>71772852
Also jews
>>71772983
India, strong bantz tonight. Well played, but can Kunal keep it up Bob?
>>71772198
Citizenship test.
>>71772198
They have to beat BattleToads
>>71772198
being as backstabbing as the average slovenian
>>71772852
They must also know how to use a loo
>>71772198
>What do you choose?
They must be a citizen of my country.
>>71772198
The test would be a medieval university style examination on the history of Western thought.
If they can't hold conversation on at least one significant period (hellenic, roman, post-western roman, or modern) they don't get to be part of our culture.
>>71773371
I was into T A4 second boss as wizard >before< I discovered force armor engine on my own,
Then everything got ez.
Language test
Good ol white Australia policy back up in effect
The language is never specified which they will be tested on and it's up to the examiner if the person is given an exam they can pass or not
>>71773568
How did Christianity miss the Abrahamic Kosher-Halal train?
>>71772198
Must be able to get sunburnt
>>71773568
can't find the source, but recent poll in Israel showed that more than 70% of jewish population are secular (means they have no problem to eat pork) and rest of them eat pork as well, but call it (or even brand it in stores) either as camel or ostridge meat
ask any israeli guy to confirm
>>71772198
survive a gunshot wound to the head
>You must choose one skill immigrants must have or one test/trial they must pass before being allowed in your country.
Any wagecuck will do just fine
What does he mean by clear?
Have T10 on farm?
Be top 10 in gr for your class?
Sit through the boring story?
>>71772986
It's almost on oar with 2. They actually tried on these games. Unlike 3, which was trash. Torchlight 2 is pretty good though
>>71772198
Working consistently with dedication in a job for 5 years where they must read, write, and speak completely in English.
>>71773412
>what is warcraft 3
Shut it, warcraft was awesome.
>>71772198
6 beers chugged without throwing up
no spilling
3 minute time limit
>>71772198
they must consume pork
being able to suck your seargeants cock until it's drained.
>>71774269
oh shit, i'm sorry. forgot pic.
They have to pass a highschool equivalency test.
>>71774083
BumblePepe is adorable. I love hims
>>71773824
Common sense dogma
basically pigs were full of parasites, so Abraham said don't eat that shit it'll kill you
since we're able to kill the parasites nowadays it's perfectly fine, especially since pork is so fucking delicious
it's also a northern thing, Christianity as you know it is heavily influenced by pagan European tradition
>>71773824
New Testament
>>71772198
You must kill a trans person with your bare hands
>>71772198
Pronouncing correctly "Bezczeszczenie cietrzewia cieszy moje czcze trzewia".
>>71772715
I think it's because they added a bunch of "prestige" like difficulties to artificially extend gameplay so you not only get to replay the game 3 times, you get to do it like 100 times now.
Hey I installed D2 a few months back and quit after getting to Act 2. Might boot it up again now and continue on. What do you guys build on singleplayer run throughs, considering Hell difficulty immune creatures? I picked a Hammerdin because there aren't a lot of Magic immune monsters IIRC. Mainly in Act 3 and Act 4 I think?
Shit, Act 5 too down when you're about to get to Baal as well...
The White only test
>>71772852
>>71772327
Immigrant flogging test:
1 - Eat bacon sandwich with beer (muslims)
2 - Ignore the KFC and grape soda (niggers)
3 - Use loo (Can use designated BUT must not wipe with hand) (indians)
4 - Must use proper loo door, can't go in through window or tunnel in (mexicans)
4 - All while ignoring dollar coin superglued to floor (jews)
How's immigration now?
>>71773400
What do you think the patty is made of?
>>71774690
I just failed for the last test.
I ain't even jewish.
>>71774788
what good would a dollar be to you in toothpaste land?
>>71774690
w-what if I can't shit in a public bathroom
Passing Calc 1
>>71772636
Good lord, that looks good.
>>71773285
Your nation is a walking meme lad
>>71774835
I dunno. One of many potential life savers when the Euro is going to crash and all my money turned into toilet paper.
>>71773285
Shut the fuck up I sure as hell didn't immigrate to live with niggers and Arab snackbars
I came to live, work, and assimilate in a white country
T. Chink
>>71772198
Drink 1L of battery acid.
>>71773951
Right on. Well still weeding out the strict jews.
>>71774721
I don't see any patty here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_sandwich
>>71772636
Make the patty pork too
Pretty simple desu.
You must have an IQ above 120.
>>71772198
>Swim
Seriously if you can't swim you're basically shit.
>>71772198
Must be born in Australia
Speak English.
IQ over 99.
If traveling as a family unit, only one adult needs to qualify the above two.
Family unit means blood relatives/spouse/adopted children with paperwork.
Maximum of two non-close family members.
Close family member is spouse or child, grandparent.
This is so Beranabdulla, the smart one who went to college, doesn't bring his 30 retarded relatives who can't speak English.
>>71772198
Must have skin of Type I or II.
![FITZPATRICK-COLOR-CHART[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RhFyglR.png "FITZPATRICK-COLOR-CHART[1].png")
>>71777590
Forgot chart.
>>71772198
They must kill themselves before been allowed in my country
The real citizenship test is not half bad.
It's just none of these fucking aliens or refugees take it.
>>71772327
cooked bacon on plate with vegetables. fork, knife, chopsticks and hand wipes placed around plate.
any mother fucker who does anything other than correctly use the fork and knife to cut and feed has got to go. they have to gtfo, and that includes hands.
immigration officer interviews them while they eat, if they talk through their chewing, or eating and don't swallow the food beforw speaking, they have to fucking go more!
>>71777611
>I'm type 3 during Winter and 4 during Summer
t. half flip
>>71772986
I learned that theme on guitar. The feels buddy, the feels.
>>71778392
Go back to the Philippines then. You don't belong in the west.
Make the Philippines Great Again.
Is an IQ test viable?
Cutoff at 110, but you need to do it while eating bacon
>>71778711
>Make the Philippines Great Again.
>Again.
I'm sorry anon, my sides are in orbit.
I have actually started organizing a brand new movement. Basically we're going to usurp the whole "Cascadia" thing but end up making a Eurasian ethnostate in the PNW.
Best part is that if we use the whole "environmentalist" tag white people will basically hand us administration over the entire area on a silver platter.
pic unrelated.
PS: At this point the west is completely fucked, might as well try to come out with a good piece of the pie before the Mexicans and Muslims come for their share. God bless.
>>71779128
It was great when it was a US territory.
>>71779394
The thing about Filipinos is that they have an inferiority complex from being ruled over for so long, so no matter what they will always cry for sovereignty. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but when you account for the extreme nepotism and corruption in the elite class then it's not such a pretty picture.
Also the US didn't have the Philippines for long enough to make it great. There was too much fighting.
Funny thing is that this mindset makes Filipinos extremely successful when in the West, they will step on anybody no matter who they are to further themselves or any Filipino person they know, it's just that there is no collective nepotism for Filipino people as a whole in the Philippines, only for your immediate family.
>>71772327
Throw in some mayo with a "no hot sauce" stipulation and that will cover all our bases.
>no kikes because pork
>no dune coons because pork
>no niggers because mayo (and beer)
>no hard liberals because muh cholesterol
>Mexicans will probably get in but honestly somebody has to clean up
hopefully not the brain half or the penis half, both of which will bring life long suffering to you.
Hope youve visited to see how mongoloid the citizens are, with about a 5% exception rate.
Pure blooded filos in philippines who have not received private education are some of the dumbest fucks on earth, espeically over arguements, they have no fuucking logic or arguement at all.
filos born or schooled over seas a whole 'nother ballgame, at best, practically normal, but fuck me, what a leap of evolution, holy shit.
I am confident that uneducated peasants in 1900 britain were easily ten times more intellegent without breaking a sweat than the locals.
>>71780243
filos need to kniw they can get bashed when they push shit too far. islander filos. been there. done that. bottled a cunt in manila.
>>71772983
Damn India bringing the bantz tonight
