I've been thinking of migrating to Canada. Can I get some pros and cons? Canadians only please.
>>71770981
fuck off we don't want you
>>71770981
Have fun finding work.
>>71770981
Fuck off we're full.
ARE YOU BLACK?
>>71771047
>>71771090
>>71771102
fuck off leaves
>>71770981
Canadians outside of the Maritime provinces are polite, but unfriendly. Don't talk to us our we'll think you're a rapist or trying to steal our stuff. Don't make eye contact with us either, and definitely don't stand too close.
>>71771163
>look at me I'm primary colors and i think my opinion matters for shit
fuck off, you rainbow wannabe
How to Move to Canada (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIH-J3uLN3E) TLDR: you can't
I lived there for two years (Toronto), I was glad to leave. The cost of living is much higher than the US.
>>71771215
Why are we so hostile. Anytime someone is 5 feet from me I clench up and get defensive.
Is this what all cold climate countries do? The meme for Finland is very solitary. Same with us to an extent.
>>71770981
Move to the West
>>71771331
>Toronto
That's not living...
>>71771331
Saw a rental townhouse advertised in national paper today, Toronto core, $17,000 per month. That is not a typo.
>>71771331
>FUCKING
>TORONTO
If It wasn't cockroaches, it was probably Somalis
>>71771472
It's gotta be the small population combined with the shitty weather. People from warm populated countries are way friendlier and happier, even if they have much less.
>>71771535
my mortgage is 600 a month, how do housing prices get so high? what kind of person is paying those rates?
>no free speech
>no property rights
>not allowed to defend yourself
>taxes go to drunk indians
>multiculturalism literally written into constitution
>run by a feminist
Well at least we have
>universal health care
but that's about it
>>71771215
Damn, you guys back east are running scared these days. I make eye contact with everyone, when its returned i nod, or say hi.
Its normal. I find going down south strange because NO one will look you in the eye.
>71770981
Stay there, we don't want you. Our system is taxed as it is with all these fucking immigrants since 89 costing us 23 billion a year.
>>71771638
>>71771535
Just Asians laundering money
>>71770981
>pros
healthcare
>cons
u have to pay for it
everything else
>>71771659
Our health care system doesn't fucking work.
since nobody else is going to give a serious answer,,,
From Calgary
Pros:
>clean
>beautiful mountains
>generally safe
Cons
>a bit tough to get a decent job right now
>everyone is either nonwhite or gay or both
>weather is shit
>everything is expensive
>very boring
>>71770981
if you wanna know what being canadian is all bout you should move to Quebec , we had the best city to live in in 2015 ( boucherville ) oh and btw Speaking french is a big most.
>>71771659
>not allowed to defend ourselves
Just carry a knife moron. It's the manly way to survive when nobody has handguns.
Trudeau has painted us as fucking pussies when we were known for being bold Scottish lumberjacks.
>Cons
TRUDEAU
>>71771659
What about the guns? I thought you guys were allowed guns
>>71771163
Stop slacking and produce my cocaine pls.
>>71771838
>Live in Calgary
>Get shot
>By mudslimes
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/ten-x-nightclub-shooting-1.3397548
>>71770981
I suggest you rethink your choice.
>>71771948
>Carry a knife
Yes that will help me when the Royal Canadian Muslim Protectors come down on my ass for shanking a rapist going after my sister. The real victim is the criminal in Canada's eyes.
Canada is super cucked and is on a downhill trend just like Europe. I wouldn't recommend moving out of your country.
I'm from Toronto btw don't mind the flag 4chan is dumb.
DON'T FORGET SYRIAN REFUGEES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE CANADIAN FORCES
Pic related gets more scary when you put it into context:
>Canada's military spending is 1% of its GDP
>Canada's GDP is 1.827 Trillion
>Military spending is 18.2 Billion
>Proposed Budget cut for 2017-2018 is 1.319 Billion
Literally cutting a 14th off the budget in a single fell swoop. Never mind the 90 million cut the year before.
But somehow we have the money to blow 300 million on:
>expand intake of Syrian refugees
>reduce application time of Syrian refugees
>admit more Syrian refugees as permanent residents
>>71771090
This, unemployment is rampant.
However, we do need doctors. If you're one of those, you'll have no trouble finding a job.
If you can handle being on-call for 24 hour, having to work long-ass shifts, and have little time to sleep.
It makes good money though.
Canada is the perfect example of the failure of multiculturalism with assimilation. People come here knowing there is zero pressure on them to assimilate. They don't have to do anything, they don't even have to learn to speak the language. We allow them to create their own little colonies here and act like people colonizing us and being strangers in our lands is somehow enriching us. The difference is though that unlike in Europe, that hasn't turned into terrorism... yet. Give it time, it will happen with a slime like Trudeau, who by the way isn't giving us weed because it's absolutely not halal.
I know a lot of people from other countries think Canada is a liberal paradise, but it's really not any different here than anywhere else. The big cities have rich white people who live in a fantasy world but are mostly brown and black people, and the towns are all pick up truck driving rednecks.
I would say unless you are physically in danger where you live, don't bother emigrating, you'll just have the same problems you have wherever you are plus the new ones of living in another place and having to deal with another bureaucracy.
tl;dr Fuck off, we're full.
>>71772247
OH AND REFUGEES DON'T EVEN COME FROM CAMPS
"Most of the 21,000 refugees who have made it to our borders, were not housed in camps, they were, they had been living in theatre for a number of years, renting apartments, so I just want that for precision. They're not housed in camps administered by the UNHCR."
>Martin Bolduc, CBSA Program Branch Vice-President
Bolduc continues:
"I wouldn't be able to tell you the 21,000, how many, but very, very few came out of the camps, most of the people were already living in, in the countries where we are operating in."
And here's Liberal MP Boris Wrzesnewsky on the matter:
"Where they were actually located, whether they were in towns or actual camps, we didn't actually set goals where we're extracting refugees from. We set a goal of a certain number of refugees that we would bring in to remove the load from those frontline countries and also to help our European allies because many of those refugee camps were pretty full."
Taxes are fucking awful here.
Depending where you live, the cost of living can be pretty low and it's really easy to find work. Winnipeg and Regina especially.
HOW ABOUT MORE FUN FROM THE LIBERAL 2016 BUDGET:
INTRODUCING A BANK RECAPITALIZATION SCHEME
"To protect canadian taxpayers in the unlikely event of a large bank failure, the government is proposing to implement bail-in regime that would reinforce that the bank shareholders and creditors are responsible for the banks risks - not the taxpayers. This would allow authorities to convert eligible long term debt of a failing systematically important bank into common shares to recapitalize the bank and allow it to remain open and operating. Such a measure is in line with international efforts to address the potential risks to the financial system and broader economy of institutions perceived as 'too-big-to-fail'.
The government is proposing to introduce framework legislation for the regime along with accompanying enhancements to Canada's bank resolution toolkit. Regulations and guidelines setting out further features of the regime will follow. This will provide stakeholders with an additional opportunity to comment on the elements of the proposed regime."
pg. 223, liberal budget 2016
>yfw when you have money in the bank - you are technically a creditor of the bank
>yfw they can take this money as they need
>yfw all they have to do is give you common shares to "pay" you back for taking your money
>>71771675
Hey same here. I grew up in a small small town and it was unusual to make eye contact in the streets. But once I moved to Ottawa I've noticed people waiting till we would be 7-10 feet from each other before making eye contact and nodding. I've gotten used to it and it's such a nice thing. I wish hat tipping wasn't so cringy because we could go back into such a polite American way.
Fuck if I would ever do that with any dark skinned or Asian though. I'm getting sick of how many these people there are.
I've never been so anti immigrant/migrant until I moved here. It's retarded having these cultures clash, we should just enforce segregation and start forcing incompatible races together, we already avoid one another voluntarily in colleges and in stores.
The closest Timmie's from my house is filled with only south Asians (Philippines, Nepalese) and they barely try to speak English and are openly hostile to everyone.
>>71770981
move to hamilton if you come here. really low cost of living (I pay 595$ a month for a 1 bedroom apartment) and sure there's a bunch of muslims and shit, but it's so americanized here that you won't get any form of culture shock.
>>71771163
Sorry southern mexican, we already are full of criminals and drug dealers.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE HOUSING PRICES?
>>71772054
Yes we are allowed gun of all sorts. Just 10 bullet limit.
Rifles/Shotguns are easiest to acquire, handguns a little tougher since they restricted class
Have to take anal government gun licensing course. Can't just walk into gun store and walk out
Canadian Tire (A man's retail store) has oodles and oddles of guns, knives, machete's etc.
>>71771163
RARE FLAG
>>71772231
Better than not carrying one in the first place.
>>71772054
Ya we are, but we're not allowed to talk about that desu...
GUESS WHAT I HAVE 8 PICS OF THIS SHIT FROM VARYING NEIGHBOURHOODS OF VANCOUVER FOR YOU
ENJOY OUR MARKET
>>71772054
We are
>Licencing
>Safety course
>Searches if the RCMP think you have more than 10 guns
>registration for handguns/short semi autos
>most defensive firearms banned (Also the G11, lol)
>no reparations if the RCMP bans a gun
>pistols only allowed to be shot at ranges
>daily background checks through CPIC
>Attacker can sue you if he lives
Honestly though just buy a gun thats been sold 3 times and you have an unregistered non-restricted that's untraceable.
>>71772247
This. My city bought up 6 houses because they were going to widen the road they are on since it's a main road in and out of the city
>Weed man get's voted in
>Widening plans scrapped
>City will now "lease" these houses to refugees.
My taxes were supposed to pay for that fucking road. It get's clogged as fuck even though it's 2 lanes both sides. Now when I drive up that road stuck in this clog. I have to see shitskins!
>>71772531
Vancouver is fucking expensive though. you won't run into prices like that in Ontario.
Who here is moving to America?
Also, how do I move to America
>>71772531
All four soon to be purchased using a dufflebag full of money that was flown in on a private jet, and then left empty
HOW DID THEY REACH THESE PRICES YOU ASK?
>>71772746
by being fucking vancouver.
>>71772642
You're showing him small mansions located around prime areas.
What you should be showing him is an average home price in Vancouver. Which is about $1.5 million- that alone is fucking ridiculous. Going to the very extreme only makes you look insincere.
>>71772400
>Hamilton
>Sanctuary City
wew lad
>>71772746
>>71772642
>>71772531
>>71772423
>>71772370
>>71772313
>>71772247
>>71772010
I fucking hate it here.
1ST THING:
FOREIGN LAND SPECULATION MAINLY FROM INDIA AND CHINA
THIS SOMETIMES LEADS TO HOUSES OR LOTS THAT ARE EMPTY/UNUSED AS THEY ARE SIMPLY THERE TO COVER UP DIRTY MONEY OR IN HOPES THAT THE LAND APPRECIATES IN VALUE
>>71771163
>A
>FUCKING
>RAINBOW
>>71772842
I never implied it was sanctuary, it's a fucking shithole. but it's cheap.
>>71772642
What the fuck, you can buy houses in Idaho of a similar size for like 100,000 Ameripounds
2ND THING:
FAMILIES BUY LAND AND RENT OUT PORTIONS SO IT ISN'T UNCOMMON TO HAVE FUNCTIONALLY 3 FAMILIES LIVING TOGETHER TO PAY A SINGLE MORTGAGE
THIS ALSO LEADS TO FOREIGN NATIONALS WHO BUY UP THE LAND AND RENT IT OUT AS MUCH AS THEY CAN AT UNORTHODOX PRICES FOR AN ADDITIONAL INCOME
WHICH IS HOW YOU GET 700 A MONTH FOR A SINGLE BEDROOM WITH NO UTILITIES/SHARED BATHROOM/SHARED KITCHEN
>>71772746
You're paying for some of the most prime property in the world. What's so hard to understand?
>>71772803
NOT ALL OF THESE ARE PRIME - HENCE WHY THERE ARE 8 PICS
THIRD THING
SOMETIMES YOU GET FOREIGN NATIONALS WHO WANT TO MOVE HERE AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PRICE
>>71772910
I'm in peterborough, also a shithole. But also very cheap the only shitskins are weed mans spawn. We seem to be the white flight city for torontonians.
So it's OK overall
AND IN CASE YOU THOUGHT SURREY WAS SAFE
>>71773209
I've been there before, nice place.
>>71772859
>>71772968
>living in Vancouver
That hole of a city is exponentially more expensive than anywhere else in Canada and is not remotely representative of the country as a whole. Even Toronto, another hole, is only half as overpriced, and every other city in every other province of the country is much more manageable.
BUT WE'RE MULTICULTURAL - OUR IMMIGRANTS ASSIMILATE!
NO THEY FUCKING DON'T
Richmond:
54.6% Chinese
26.1% Not a Visible Minority
6.1% Filipino
4.4% South Asian
2.3% Mixed Visible Minority
1.7% Japanese
1.1% Southeast Asian
0.9% Korean
0.8% Latin American
0.6% Black
0.6% West Asian
0.5% Arab
0.2% Other Visible Minority
For the record "Not a Visible Minority" means:
>persons who gave a mark-in response of "White"
>persons who reported being Aboriginal
>persons who gave mark-in responses of "White and Latin American", "White and Arab" or "White and West Asian" with no write-in response classified as visible minority
>persons who gave a mark-in response of Latin American, Arab, or West Asian only, along with a European write-in response
>persons with no mark-in response who gave a write-in response that is not classified as a visible minority
Definition of Visible Minority is:
>persons who are non-Caucasian in race
>non-white in colour
>and who do not report being Aboriginal
Do you think that is assimilated? Its not. It became a functional satellite state. There was a ruling debacle a couple of years back that signs don't need to have any english or french on them. So you get tons of mandarin and cantonese only signs. You get people who practically never needing to speak english. You get homeowners being excluded from strata council meetings because they don't speak mandarin. You get that incident a few years back where they put a ban on white people applying to work at the fire department because they wanted to restructure it to "better represent the community".
WE HAVE ETHNIC ENCLAVES ALL OVER. SURREY IS LITTLE INDIA FOR EXAMPLE.
Myself (aus) and gf (taiwan) are currently waiting to get canandian working holiday visas in cananda. She was cucked this month due to "unexpected difficulties for processing visa" aka "we gotta sort out these syrians first.
I plan on landing in toronto to buy a car then going where ever is cheap and can offer me any type of consistent and wrll paying work. I'll do anything, ive got a pretty decorated history as a railway worker so hard work does not deter me.
Where can i go thats cheap and safe?
>>71773308
Ya. It's just the unemployment is kinda bad. A casino is being planned. But of course fucking liberals won't let that happen without a fight! T
The white trash blankets downtown. But other than that it's pretty quiet here, and pretty greaty if you have a decent job (like me) About 93% white
>>71773362
You don't seem to understand what 'assimilation' means. It's about culture—primarily language—not skin colour. Chinese people don't stop being Chinese, ethnically, after they're assimilated.
>>71770981
Fuck off we're full.
>>71773304
Surrey is super-bro tier, though. worth every penny for such bro-tier
>>71773633
I hear the bullets are flying again in surrey?
>>71773536
You skipped part of the post:
>There was a ruling debacle a couple of years back that signs don't need to have any english or french on them. So you get tons of mandarin and cantonese only signs. You get people who practically never needing to speak english. You get homeowners being excluded from strata council meetings because they don't speak mandarin. You get that incident a few years back where they put a ban on white people applying to work at the fire department because they wanted to restructure it to "better represent the community".
>>71773411
Why the fuck would you move from Australia to Canada? Our economy is about to implode, there are no jobs and our cities are full of chinamen, niggers and mudslimes. Shit country. Avoid at all costs.
>>71773209
before Hamilton I lived in Owensound, if OP is looking to get away from niggers, this would be the place to move, if you're okay with living with octogenarians.
>>71770981
Cons: The people are garbage and most of them are Chinese
Pros: There's like 12 people in the whole country and they're all camped around the border post with the US
>>71771090
theres literally thousands of jobs that pay well
>>71770981
Pros: if youre not in toronto or ottawa its pretty nice. if youre in a small town usually lots of wilderness and whites.
cons: price of booze and doing anything thats not nature like is expensive. food/gas expensive.
>>71772423
I think the archive killed the gun law summary copy paste.
>>71771890
Even his ID is blue. What a wanna-be Frog.
Don't listen to this Quebecois. Their province is the one who bitches and moans about everything, gets compensated for grievances, then continues to churn along for the next annoyance.
>>71773736
Yes. Peterborough is big for old people to retire. Nice sized city and close to the cottage.
They are all very friendly, quiet, and keep there homes in impeccable condition. Best neighbors you could ask for.
>>71773411
>canandian working holiday visas
i didn't know they issued these without offer of employment already established or to citizens of Chinese Taipei at all.
>>71770981
>I've been thinking of migrating to Canada.
why?
>>71773902
oh hongcouver add that
>>71773362
A fucking leaf does not even understand what assimilation is
>>71774116
Read the bottom paragraph you thick cunt.
>he thinks canada will take in a WHITE MALE AMERICAN immigrant
Nigga you dumb. Unless you're on a work visa and plan on waiting 10+ years, don't expect it to be easy.
>>71772702
You can just come here at the present time. Our president is forcing our immigration enforcement agencies to stand down. Depending on how the election goes, your ass will be deported back to Canada or given a path to legalization.
>>71774024
Peterborough is a mix of old people, turbo hippies from Trent and the trashiest of white trash you'll find in ontario
Please come and have a lot of kids.
>>71774023
They're really fucking against taking in rapefugees.
They'll have my respect for that.
>$2,408,000
I want off this ride
We aren't Canadian anymore, we are a hybrid of India and Asia.
>>71774178
Yes. Trent spews out ultra liberals like any university, white trash is thankfully concentrated in the downtown areas, and a couple government housing areas. But hey, at least they aren't full of blacks!
>>71770981
Are you white and not Berny fag? Just come here and once here enjoy the Land. Prepare to give up your gun and be taxed like never before. Ever been attack by a bunch of rabbid niggers? Thats how you feel paying your taxes here.
>>71772400
>Hamilton
>>71770981
If you're a girl I got a nice cage in my basement for you.
>>71772292
Multiculturalism works. You're just too dumb to see it.
>>71774680
Found the Manitoban.
GUN LAW TIME
Canadian gun laws are pretty much governed by women's rights groups. Allow me to show you some of our retarded stuff:
"The Conservatives want to throw out gun control laws that emerged after the Montreal massacre of 14 women – despite evidence that the presence of a gun in the home is strongly associated with the risk of homicide by a family member or intimate acquaintance."
>NDP flat out says this
http://feministtruths.blogspot.com/2010/09/truth-about-women-and-gun-control.html
http://www.gendercide.org/case_montreal.html
http://ywcacanada.ca/data/publications/00000001.pdf
http://nationalcouncilofwomenofcanada.blogspot.com/2011/04/just-facts-on-gun-registry.html
http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/article/863178--why-gun-control-is-really-a-gender-issue
http://www.guncontrol.ca/English/Home/Releases/handout_march8_2011.pdf
tons of sites like that are visible on google. They usually have misinterpreted stats, stats with no source, appeal to emotion, or just random stats thrown in with a value given.
Our biggest law jump came from Ecole Polytechnique Massacre. And that massacre has since plagued every attempted advance towards sensible firearms laws. It introduced this:
C-17: the possession of handguns and "military style" semiautomatic firearms were subject to severe restrictions (legally registered "military style" firearms were ordered confiscated without compensation).
1995 the liberals needed a boost, so they toughened gun laws although there was a decline in gun violence/related crimes. (Bill C-68 prohibits .32, .25 and certain barrel lengths)
Then you stumble onto gems like this:
Myth # 1 – “Duck guns” are not dangerous
Facts: My daughter was killed with a “duck gun”, so were too many other victims
http://www.guncontrol.ca/English/Reports/CAVEATeng.pdf
MORE GUN FUN STUFF
Quite frankly, a large degree of our gun laws are retarded as well. For starters, we don't have an 80% law or anything. And our laws are so vague that some 2 part epoxy can legally count as a firearm. Secondly you get processes like this:
>buy Norinco Type 97A
>its legal
>register it to avoid charges
>its now banned
>get letter telling you to bring it in
>if you fail to, you are charged
>if you do bring it in, they destroy it
>you get no compensation
thank god thats only a 600$ gun, imagine what will happen to the Tar 21 (3k) or the RFB (2.3k).
>>71770981
Winter in the prairies is terrible but it seems to keep all the shitskins at bay
BRIEF HISTORY OF CANADIAN GUN CONTROL
December 6, 1989 - A misogynist shoots 28 people at l'Ecole Polytechnique, killing 14 young
female engineering students with a Ruger Mini -14 and large capacity magazine.
December 1989 - January 1990. Responses varied from focusing generally on violence
against women, impediments to women in engineering, and also gun control. The students of
l'Ecole Polytechnique begin to circulate a petition calling for a ban on military weapons. At the
same time, in Toronto, a small group begins to work on developing a comprehensive approach
to gun control, and becomes the nucleus of Canadians for Gun Control. They recommend a position which includes licensing firearms owners, registering guns, banning military assault
weapons etc.)
>introduce C-80
>it dies
May 1991 - Justice Minister Kim Campbell unveils Bill C-17, a revised version of Bill C-80. The
National Action Committee on the Status of Women storms the hearings, arguing that women
have the right to be heard, and the bill is subsequently sent to the Standing Committee on Justice and the Solicitor General.
November 7, 1991 - The House of Commons passes Bill C-17.
November - December 1991 - The Senate Committee on Legal and Constitutional Affairs
reviews the legislation. Priscilla DeVilliers, whose daughter Nina was killed months earlier, and
John Bickerstaff, whose son Lee was accidentally killed by a friend playing with his father's service revolver, testify.
December 5, 1991 - Bill C-17 passes Senate.
>>71774680
North end winnipeg right???
>>71770981
Things around here are a lot more slower... and sluggish.
Most people don't give many fucks and no one really cares about anything. Atleast that's my impression. 'S long you stay away from shitholes like Toronto I think you will actually really like it here.
Although we get the shit taxed out of us, and retarded gun laws, it's still very enjoyable life here, especially if you're into outdoors, farming, livestock, going home at 5 and watching TV all night, or just whatever, this is your place.
And plus, our tiny population and huge clay means you're bound to find your comfy spot.
Major plus is when the world goes to shit and SHTF in the US/Europe, we'll be just fine.
You fucking traitor
>>71774178
peterborough has some trashy people, but no, hamilton, London and sudbury and the trashiest white people. so many scrawny wigger men with landwhale girlfriends everywhere you turn. also, "2 barton" memes. it's the fucking walmart of public transit.
PART 2 OF GUN CONTROL HISTORY
April - September 1994 - The Coalition
for Gun Control launches a gun-control-now postcard campaign, calling on the government to
introduce stricter laws. A large number of policing and community organizations participate, including the Metro Toronto, Peel, and Montreal Police Departments, Cities of Toronto and Montreal and Ontario Federation of Women Teachers Associations.
>I don't see why women teachers need to be a part.
April 5, 1996 - In Vernon, BC Rajwar Gakhal and 8 members of her family are murdered by
her estranged husband, a gun-club member, who then commits suicide. The Coalition raises a
number of questions about the way in which the RCMP processed the murderer's gun application. An inquest and inquiry are called which makes wide ranging recommendations relevant to
the implementation of the firearms legislation.
Every single time a step is made to relax gun control, the Gakhal/Ecole Polytechnique victim's families are brought in to testify etc. We focus on using emotions to govern our laws. And quite often very strong women's rights presence is visible.
MORE GUN STUFF AND BONUS RAPE LAWS
Allow me to explain the epoxy scenario as told to me by a licensed gunsmith in Canada:
>get epoxy
>epoxy can be molded to form a model/mold for part of gun
>since it can make part, it can therefore make gun
>since it can make gun, it can therefore be considered gun or capable of acting as a gun
To put it simply: if it can fire a projectile, it can count as a firearm within reason. Reason being, how the courts feel/what it was etc.
The person who affected our laws the most was Kim Campbell. And quite frankly she introduced another item that has caused some issues. Its called the Rape Shield Law. To explain that:
Rape Shield Law = severe limitations on defendant's ability to cross-examine rape complainants bout past sexual behaviour
This people who regularly call rape/sexual assault have less of a chance of former complaints being brought into light. The pattern is therefore less visible. Essentially, it introduces as system that is capable of abuse. It introduces interesting situations like R. v. Darrach. Summing that up:
>guy goes to ex gf's house
>fucks her
>she calls sexual assault
>he attempts to use evidence from their past relationship as examples of why he believed he had consent
>Rape Shield Law throws his evidence out
>he gets 9 months in Jail
>tries to argue unfair trial
>they tell him to testify without that evidence
>effectively has nothing so serves 9 months
light sentence in this case, but other incidents erupt from time to time with equally retarded scenarios.
>>71770981
>pros
incest?
>cons
incest?
>>71772352
Winnipeg here dont fucking do it. south MB, interlake are great, saskatchewan from what ive heard. Stay away from reserves as much as possible.
Cons
>weedman
>environment bull shit
>universities
>taxes
>health care system
>defunding military for refugees. 2 in 1 there
>public insurance
>shitty interwebz
>injuns
>""""""""""""""""""equality""""""""''''''''''''
>dumb fucking census
>the women
Pros
>nice as fuck scenery if you know where you're going
>if you break your leg surgeries free in a year or 2
>if you don't mind dealing with massive bullshit, yes, you can have SOME guns
>the women are easy
>>71775115
He was basically /pol/. Killed them cause feminists
>>71772859
Every fucking canada thread this exact chain gers posted. Fuck off you double nigger dick downhill skiing hand job prick
>>71773304
>>71773195
>>71773071
>>71772968
>>71772859
>>71772746
Not even 1 Mill and you get all this.
>>71773013
>the most prime property in the world
>depressing rainy weather 3/4 of the year
>the most prime property
>in the world
>>71774047
Are you calling me a fucking liar? Thanks for the useful advice
>>71771090
>implying
Seriously not that hard
>>71776089
you could easily be describing London, UK and be entirely correct. sure Vancouver isn't on the same tier but it is pretty close. Probably the only Canadian city that is.
>>71776260
you're welcome.
>>71775616
>>shitty interwebz
Bell as shitty as their service is. Is coming to the rescue. Fiber to home rolling out all the time. But cause CDN 1GB Fiber is $150/month as opposed to Google's $70US
>>71775126
I don't live there but it's honestly not a scary place. If a bar on that side of the river EVER closes for a month, it's a trap joint, avoid it. Don't wear single colour outfits, you're a grown man anyway, you look stupid. Don't roll your windows down, they aren't scary just a waste of resources. Yet to be taken up on the offer of lunch leftovers, payday they certainly don't mind if you offer a beer. I walk around town juiced and never get trouble, natives speak English but aCT wholly different than you and I. I know because Im part. Get a dog if you move here, its a regional whites only sign that the royal canadian muslim protectors haven't banned yet.
>>71776332
Are you fucking retarded? Comparing Vancouver to London is like comparing Kelowna to Vancouver. Van is a boring irrelevant poo-hole. The only reason people are talking about it is because chinese criminals park some of their money there.
>>71771090
Found job being in canada while being here. Not near canadian avarage, but i cant get how fucking lasy in general you are and how many people so useless not passing interview for 11 an hour job
>>71770981
I'm thinking of moving out of Canada after Uni.
The question is where
when are we getting our basic income shit?
i wanna buy a cow but I don't want to pay for it
>>71776753
no stupid, you're the fucking retard that used weather as a reason why Vancouver isn't prime real estate.
>>71770981
Lol OP have fun.
>>71776384
>Steve Irwin death R34
Now I've seen everything
>>71776988
I thought the same thing when I saw it. Very much unexpected.
>>71776914
pretty sure the only party advocating basic income is the pirate party, but no one knows they exist here, so I wouldn't count on basic income any time soon.
>>71771090
i know that feel
>>71776591
Hahaha i know what your talking about i grew up in winnipeg from birth till i was 24. I lived just outside the north end in a middle class area called garden city. On the weekends we had the north end creep (when everyone from the northend partyed the ended up in our area causing trouble. Robbing and breaking into cars and houses) thank Fuck i moved away from winnipeg.
>>71770981
Fuck off we're full.
>>71777062
nope. ontario governing liberals
www.basicincomepilot.ca/
NEET bux here we come!
>>71771090
depends where.
>>71777062
Nah Liberals passed basic income bill here in Ontario months ago.
I want my handout money I've earned it for putting up with their bullshit for this long.
>>71776916
It's one of many reasons why Vancouver isn't prime real estate.
>>71775616
I live in interlake i think. I moved to swan river. Valley life is amazing. Everyone says they wanna move west. But they should see the rest of Manitoba before they do it.
>>71770981
If you are really planning to move to Canada, I suggest you stay away from Toronto, Vancouver, or Montreal.
Move to one of the Prairies Provinces. The Prairies: Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and Alberta, are mostly Conservative provinces.
>>71772292
>Canada is the perfect example of the failure of multiculturalism with assimilation
Multicultural works perfectly, you dumbass. Unlike America, Canada is not balkanized.
>>71777129
GCs decent. Same problem in NK when people from Elmwood started coming over. Really all they do is break windows and look for change in your glovebox or take a fancy speaker but theyre still a fucking nuisance. I getting out too. If anyones erious about moving to canada, look at the population move between 100 and 400 kilos from border crossings. Less is bleeding heart faggots and shit skins, any more is the banished ones.
>>71772154
oh shit and thats 5 minutes away from me
welp, time to leave
>>71777422
>no more sellinger
>>71777422
>Multicultural works perfectly, you dumbass. Unlike America, Canada is not balkanized.
t. white liberal who lives in a white gated community.
>>71776821
Wanna trade tundras?
I'm from Vancouver and can't afford to live here. Where should I move in BC?
>>71777558
NDP is rotting. They deserve it.
>>71777271
for a second, put away your personal biases about the place, i personally don't care for Vancouver either nor do i hate it. but it does rank consistently as one of the globe's most livable major cities on a variety of lists and criteria, easily top 10 or top 5.
whether you or i like it or not, Vancouver is prime real estate these days.
>>71777742
Hahahaha
>more oil
>more electricity
>more class divide
Ohnoez. What a dumb fucking website
>>71771090
Took me about two weeks in 2012 and then about the same last year.
>>71771542
whats this guy called again? i remember it being hilarious
>>71777814
>meme rankings
This is ironic considering I'm looking for other options at the moment to get the fuck out of Toronto. Guess the grass is always greener on the other side... nah who am I kidding, this place is expensive as fuck. Any Canadian tradesmen here that can recommend me a good location? Apparently Quebec is great in terms of affordability, while not living in a complete shithole. But then again it's also French.
>>71778296
Just come up to Vaughan and live in blessed Asian suburbia.
It's cheap, safe and there's an outlet mall.
>>71778296
Basically move anywhere that is out of commuting range of Toronto and it'll be way better.
If you're heading west that means look the other side of Waterloo. London is cheap as chips. Or move to a small town near Windsor so you get the nice location and easy cheap gas in debtroit.
>>71778447
>Vaughan and live in blessed Asian suburbia.
Vaughan is through and through wop. Asians are in Markham on the other side of York Region. Thing is, both places aren't bad at all.
>>71772400
Hamilton is a shit hole. Dirty, smelly, poverty ridden depressing shit hole that smells like death when you can breathe through the smog. I grew up there and now live in sk - slow pace, clean water, fresh air, close to mountains and people are friendly and welcoming
>>71778565
Nah wops be around Woodbridge and shit, this place is Chinese as a motherfucker at least around here I'm pretty close to Richmond Hill
>>71778756
up the mountain is alright tho. downtown is literal filth though.
>>71770981
wanna trade places with me?????
I'd move to the USA immediately
I'm white, pro-gun
>>71771331
Toronto is where we send all the retards. why else would all the immigrants be there
>>71770981
Don't do it! It's illegal to protect yourself here! You will go to jail and have the book thrown at you if you ever defend yourself or your family in these corrupt lands.
>>71778936
>I'd move to the USA immediately
The "I've never been to the USA" post
>>71778447
Have done work in Vaughan on many occasions, don't mind the area at all the suburbia is actually quite nice. Unfortunately Toronto's housing prices have rubbed off quite a bit.
>>71778462
Have not actually considered Waterloo at all, will read into it. Have a buddy studying up there will talk to him also.
Thank you kind bros.
>>71778756
Sk is fucking brutal, ive spent too many months here working. Maybe the North is better but the south fucking blows
>>71779010
Salty nigger detected
>>71772231
You can carry a knife on you every day under the EDC laws. You just can't be using it to unnecessarily intimidate
>>71770981
Fuck off murifat they're full.
>>71778296
move to the outer reaches of the 905? it is less expensive, as a trade i can't think of anywhere else where work is as plentiful as all the building around the GTA.
>>71778840
>I'm pretty close to Richmond Hill
that's probably why you see a lot of Chinese i guess. but Vaughan overall is pretty Italian
>>71770981
Fuck you faggot we don't want you in out country we have enough to deal with thanks to all the gooks and the fact the weed man wants to mass immigrate goat fuckers into Canada
>>71778138
Tourettes guy
There's some full length DVDs of him and his family doing funny shit
>>71778876
Oblongs?
>>71779145
I'd argue our knife laws are more lax than guns in America. I forget my Olfa all the time in a front pocket after work when I run into a gas station and I've never been questioned
>>71779354
>6.5% Indian
Unreal, I would have guessed at least 15% they're everywhere. They were raising a stink last year cause Wonderland is too loud and disturbing their peace.
>>71779167
shouldnt you be blackout drunk lying in a street right now or something?
>>71779687
this year is a census year, could be closer to your number now than the last census. also that's what they get for moving that close to Wonderland and Vaughan Mills.
>>71772352
>Winnipeg
I live there, nothing but natives sucking the welfare system dry. They feel the heat from Muslims attacking their supply of gibs so thankfully they kill Muslims all the time and nobody reports it because nothing natives or mudslimes ever do can be seen as racist.
>>71770981
>pros
>you can live like an American in the countryside
cons
>you can't in urban areas.
>>71779891
I'd kinda like to live closer to bass pro shops 2bh but not with Wonderland there
All of you are welcome! You can sleep in my house, eat my food, bang my wife, and pet my cat.
Lived there my whole life and finally, happily left two years ago.
>>71779786
Am I seeing this correctly or is this not the Italian flag
>>71779687
tfw they go a poo in at the front gate in protest
>>71771472
>Anytime someone is 5 feet from me I clench up and get defensive
You have autism
>>71774023
Blue here means conservative. Keep your nose out of what you don't know Ameribro
>>71774840
Go back
>>71772010
Fucking hell. Violent uprising when?
>>71770981
>>71770981
there is brown people everywhere. they are a bitch to work with
>>71777422
> Multiculturalism works
> but stay away from the immigrants, it sucks where they live
What the fuck, anon?
Visit for a while first.
Every place sounds good on paper… Canada is great, but there are certain advantages in the US that shouldn't be discounted.
Do you look like me? We could just exchange identities and save a few bux.
>>71782253
Just in cities with +50,000 souls, small towns haven't been completely over run yet. We are literally a brown country and they better get their skin pigment in order here quick to have any chance in the long run. They are AIDS waiting to happen.
>>71770981
What skills do you have that you think would apply to life in Canada?
>>71770981
fuck off we're full
>>71779011
Waterloo is absolutely garbage. I study at University of Waterloo and its all chinks. The white people are either autists or degenerate whores, and to top it all off.. We are entirely Liberal, surrounded by districts painted blue.
It's a student town. The only upside is if you're looking to fuck young whores. There will be a fresh batch of thousands every single year.
Otherwise you have to deal with all the fedora autists whose jobs all involve "apps" somehow, and the fucking massive amounts of homeless and drug addicts in Kitchener.
Do not move here if you are a /pol/ack in any way.
>>71770981
Sorry, nope.
We're full up.
Try again in about 4 years or so.
>>71782379
I think the only part where it works, is they aren't killing eachother in record numbers. Though they do kill eachother, and other people. So that's only a half truth as well
>>71782784
> if they aren't killing anyone it's fine
This is a pretty stupid metric for whether or not Multiculturalism is working anon. Especially when the post you quoted said t isn't working cause they don't assimilate. Which is why Toronto is shit..
>>71782966
Toronto is shit because a pack of darts costs $16.
>>71783096
~.~ ok
>>71783096
Yeah. That's why Toronto is shit.
Got it.
>>71783274
Toronto is shit because of Torontonians. I was one for over two decades.
It's a fucking shit hole infested by leftist fags.
>>71783695
You mean one in five millenials?
>>71783867
Well considering how we have Justin Trudeau as a PM. And almost every where ever I go I see liberals. Not to mention our biggest city Toronto is a sjw and feminist stronghold. Also our money isn't worth jack shit.
If you live somewhere warm like Florida or Cali, I'll fucking kick you in the nuts when you get here. Otherwise, ifg you like communism, by all means comrade.....
>>71770981
Stay away from areas with high native population. Manitoba and Saskatchewan for instance.
They are worse than niggers and unfortunately a protected species.
>>71781429
Place is so trashy I doubt anybody would notice, I went one time and saw a couple fucking on one of the chairs by the wavepool.
you can come live with me
>>71772054
>>71772231
Hidden in your PAL (firearms license), is the right for police to search "anywhere that firearms may stored" Also, any charge under the criminal code will invoke a seizure.
>>71785445
Damn someone is BLEACHING them good
>>71786068
thanks for the nawledge tai
>>71770981
If you can't utter a word of french, Stay away from quebec. You'll get lynched.
Why is it that arabs and somalis are involved in every single ottawa homicide so far this year?
>>71786478
They actually seized my airsoft. Even after forensic testing that has taken 10 months to show conclusively that they are not firearms, they are arguing that I shouldn't be allowed to have them back. I have to appeal, which will take a year. It's been proven that I'm a recreational enthusiast ad nauseam.
I'm a 40 year old white professional with a DUI..
>>71770981
>>71771047
/thread
>>71770981
>wanting to downgrade to a leaf
It's like you want to be retarded
>>71779076
It gets better with the spring...If you like fishing and camping
>>71770981
just asking, why do you want to move here?
i've been wanting to move to the US but idk why others would want to live here
>>71788697
there are a lot of libshit, bernout, americucks that know canada is SJW paradise and love dude weed.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/amercans-beg-trudeau-to-run-for-president-1.3496129
what a fucking embarrassment, americans.
>>71770981
I've spent a good amount of time in Canada, it will be shittier than you think
>>71772010
Holy Fucking Shit
Thank god I'm literally leaving next week
Mfw people unironically ask my if I'm going to stay in Canada and never come back to Britain as if Canada is some magical utopia
>>71778876
West mountain here my nigga
I'm been a lucky fucker in the sense that I have mildly wealthy grandparents and a beautiful foreign gf. But here's my pros and cons. I live in the Greater Toronto Area, grew up in Toronto.
>Pros
Toronto is pretty fucking cool and a nice place to be in the summer. You'd think it'd be full of cunts and yuppie faggots but the worst you find there is a bunch of hipsters, that can be fun people, actually. Unless you talk to the young women, which i'll continue in the cons.
Northern Ontario is a literal paradise in the summer.
Health care is alright, it's worked for me thus far.
Lots of sexy bitches running amok.
You can basically smoke weed anywhere, any time you want. Hell I bet you can get away with smoking a 10 inch joint in City Hall.
>Cons
Fucking SHIT weather. 8 month winters, 1.5 month summer. The rest of the time it just rains.
Incredible amount of rude, uneducated immigrants. These people are fucked and act so entitled it makes me want to piss on their face. They're especially awful towards other people of color. Something about living here makes them miserable.
The Greater Toronto Area is a cesspool of faggots, asians and muslims. Lots of bitchy, whiny older white people too.
Toronto seems to be the SJW capital of the world. I'd hate being a single white male in Toronto right now, it's probably impossible to get some pussy due to the swarms of brainwashed feminists cunts and PC drones.
Lots of creeps around, honestly not the safest place for a woman to walk around alone in the evening. I'd say Mississauga is especially bad for this. In fact, just avoid Mississauga and oakville, both shit-tier.
The biggest con is probably the job opportunities in Ontario. It's looking pretty grim for young people who want a decent job..to make matters worse..
Everything is EXPENSIVE as fuck.
>>>>71770981
I don't know what you're looking for here, but you're not gonna find it. I live in southern Ontario and whites only make up 35% of the population. All of the "minorities" try to act black all the time too. Lots of drugs, crime, and gang activities. They WANT to turn Canada into a massive degenerate ghetto.
Do yourself a favour and get as far away from this shithole as possible.
>>71770981
Are you a refugee?
>>71776766
We are pretty lazy.
And passive aggressive as fuck.
>>71770981
avoid eastern canada
alberta/saskatchewan/manitoba are the most conservative provinces (albeit nothing compared to deep south usa)
middle and north west canada top score if you want to live in a reasonably economically stable place with huge innawoods potential
British Columbia is an absolute eden but its full of washington tier degenerates and a high cost of living (avoid the absolute west coast)
>>71770981
OP, I know this is an aged thread, and I bet you won't read this, but I'm about to give you the reality of it.
The major cities have ceased to be Canadian. Immigrants and traitors have infiltrated them. Because they have the highest population, they dictate Canada's future. It's tyranny of the majority.
Real Canada is found in just about every place away from the metropolitan centres, from Gibsons to Truro.
>>71770981
These are my reasons why I wouldn't move to Canada.
>Healthcare is going down the toilet (especially in Ontario)
>Not so great economy
>Good luck trying to find a job there
>Absolute cucked PC culture (much worse than the US)
Pros about Canada
>Syrup and Canadian bacon
>Beautiful outdoors
>Less fat people than the US
>Good looking women
>>71790353
>Toronto seems to be the SJW capital of the world. I'd hate being a single white male in Toronto right now, it's probably impossible to get some pussy due to the swarms of brainwashed feminists cunts and PC drones.
Nah feminism also made sexual liberation huge around here. It is basically a pussy buffet thanks to these sluts being tricked into thinking being sluts is empowering.
If you want a relationship you're fucked tho
>>71785445
>Stay away from areas with high native population. Manitoba and Saskatchewan for instance.
Your indigenous people practically look like our illegal Mexican gangs.
>>71770981
>pros
almost no niggers
>cons
everything else
>>71773902
Thousands of jobs? Thousands?
You do know that thousands is not that much for a population as masive as canada.
Do you even know how many we are of canadian? Can you grasp the amplitude?
We are over 30millions. MILLIONS. THIRTY.
Do you understand how many people it is? We are litteraly at the top of the mondial foodchain.
We are that important. The world rely on us, for their own sake. So we need more than the thousands job you are talking about.
We are the herders, and the rest of the world are only sheep. They can't see the big picture, and it's not their fault, but we nees to keep them in the right track.
Pic related, a scuplture representing canada, suporting the world.
It's hard to not compare Canada to America, most of Canada is within 50km of the American border, we're kind of attached at the hip and if one country interests you the other likely will as well.
Pros
- Population relatively friendly to immigrants
- Easier to immigrate here than America
- Basically America in culture
- Social safety net is quite extensive
- Better healthcare if poor than amerifats
- Less crime than America
- The vast majority of the country is a natural wonderland
Cons
- Employment not great, find work before coming
- Worse healthcare if rich than america
- More tax than america
- Generally will make less money than if you move to America which has similar appeal, cost of living in the Canadian cities most people are interested in is rediculously fucking high.
- Most of Canada is cold, and BC is wet.
- Less freedums, no right to guns and no constitutional right to free speech.
If you're more liberally inclined stick to the cities, if you're more of a /pol/lack smaller towns tend more white and conservative.
Ignore /pol/ when it rants about the failure of multiculturalism. Really the enclaves in Canada are annoying but every community seems functional and not like leeches, except of course, for the natives. Canada I would say has unusually LOW issues with ethnic tensions and such, although things are getting more tense with asians in Vancouver, and the idea multiculturalism is failing in Canada is mostly /pol/ memes.
Canada is not an SJW wasteland, but Canadians are generally a bit passive and overly polite but secretly we are all on antidepressants. Don't confuse polite and nice either.
>>71772250
Depends on the market.
I heard it's really difficult to find IT and engineering jobs anywhere in Canada. You can find jobs in trades if you live outside a major city. Business and health seem to be really good markets though.
>>71770981
FUCK O..
are you a nigger.
Only whites.
No fat chicks.
Americans can't immigrate to Canada, you're not Eastern European.
we only accept gypsys and slavs.
Only if you're moving to the best place on Earth, Vancouver Island. Not being attached to all that North American continent's b.s. is true freedom.
>>71793607
>What is Hong Kong
>>71794040
>586 became permanent residents in 2014
>le hongcouver maymay
more Italians became permanent residents of Canada the same year
>>71793756
Shit where you from? Nanaimo here.
>>71770981
Alright place to take your vapid cunt of a wife to some bumfuck nowhere suburb and raise your shit kids that won't amount to anything.
If you're lucky, you may get to spend your Fridays drowning in some Canadian craft beer to wallow in how wage-cucked you are.
Other than that, better look else where. I sure am.
