>One shot at life
>Born in Mexico
THE RIDE NEVER STOPS
it could be worse
>>71764804
Just do it.
>>71764804
Mfw trump makes it easier for you to legally immigrate and contribute to society.
>>71764804
You tell me
>>71764804
>One shot at life
>born in time to get on the Germany free money welfare train
Only 7mil pesos until I can afford the plane ticket, brahs.
>>71765649
Good luck bruh.
I refuse to die in this shit pit. I gotta get outta here pronto.
>>71764804
You were put here for eternity to spend your one life building wall.
>one shot at life
>get shot
USA does it again.
>>71766193
Maybe is God sending us a message, trying to tell us that our luck is about to run out.
>>71764804
Commit your life to making Mexico great. Get involved in politics and work your way up. End the corruption, destroy the gangs and cartels. Reclaim Central America for the glory of your country (don't mess with the US or Panama, though).
History is driven by great men. Men who took chances and risked their lives.
>one shot at life
>born in America
>it's Florida tho
could be worse I suppose.
>>71764804
>One shot at life
>Born in England
>Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life
>>71769579
>Born too late to conquer the world for Britain
>Born too early to conquer planets for Britain
>Born just in time to make Britain great
>one shot at life
>born Human
fuck this shit, I wish I was an Ayy lmao
>>71769579
>tfw white english man in the 21st century
Playing on easy
>>71767411
>implying you won't get executed the moment you take office
