What do you guys think about this country?
>>71764116
Pretty cool senpai. I made a thread about Portugal a few days ago. Learned alot from portugal bros. Portgual is one of the lesser cucked european countries. also hot womyn
>>71764116
>inb4 "I don't"
>>71764735
>>71764116
estado novo 2.0 when
>>71764735
ARE THOSE CONJOINED TWINS???
>>71764854
thank you. (saved)
Would love more portugese qt's for my collection
>>71764116
>t. Alberto Barbarossa memes inbound
I like them, culture and history seems interesting and our countries shared a close bond which I think should continue.
>>71764116
it's one of those few countries that are not as relevant as their neighbor like canada or new zealand.
>>71764116
I think this country is Spanish clay
>>71765543
TAKE THAT BACK, ASSHOLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71765543
no...
>>71765543
It totally is.
>>71764735
The lesser cucked of them all Spain.
allow me
We were great. Now w'ere a leftist run shithole and forever will be. Our "right" here is social democracy. Fucking cucks, can't wait to get out of this shit
>>71764116
shitty country with no future
Australians go on holiday there to do bantz with Alberto.
>>71766048
>implying it's not the other way around
give Badajoz back, you filthy moor.
>>71766593
I'm proud that my country is anti muslin as fuck. Muslims get out.
>>71764116
It's like it doesn't exist anymore.
We don't even talk about them in Spain, never.
>>71764116
Once great, now irrelevant.
A pretty sad.
Also, their old flag is better. Blue and white>>Green and red
Salazar was the best, a shame that commies had to fuck everything
>>71767061
BFF
>>71767226
>>71764116
I don't get why Spain just didn't take it over?
>>71767315
>>71767315
Ask the same to the french and the fucking muslins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GETl0_YslYw
Virando costas ao Mundo
Orgulhosamente sós
Gloria Antiga, volta a nós!
>>71764116
I'm half portuguese, half canadian. a combination of the two most irrelevant countries there could ever be.
The good thing about the portuguese side of my family is that they are anti-muslim (some are redpilled about the jews as well) since they know about their history with the muslim invasions.
>>71767315
They tried and got fucking rekt
wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota
AYO
HOL UP
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>71765543
lol most spaniards dont even believe that meme
>>71767714
>>71767807
>1385
So why didn't they try it again and again? What is protecting you?
>>71764116
>poo-rtugal
Once a great empire, now a tiny irrelevant spanish province.
Brought too many niggers to hueland.
Got cucked by moors.
They are alson, clearly not white
>>71768171
Christ.
and the Brits gave us a hand too.
>>71768243
Glad to have you here today
>>71768171
the several Spanish regions were still busy fight the moors as well
>>71768478
>Christ.
I legitimately believe this, especially after Fatima.
>>71764116
I don't know too much, but if he are the sort of person that can deal with poverty, it seems comfy.
A FUCKING MOOR
>>71768171
They did, and they failed, again and again
>>71764116
God damn it, I hate being fucking unemployed.
>>71768171
We annexed them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Portuguese_Succession
But they managed to free themselves later
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Restoration_War
And then, there's that one time where the french told us to invade Portugal and neither of us wanted a serious fight so we pretended to fight a war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Oranges
To everyone trying to diss Portugal by saying we are a province of Spain. Spain is just as irrelevant as we are, we are both provinces of Europe and we will always be good cucks and do as Merkel commands
>>71768825
did you go to college?
>>71768171
They never tried again after the Fantastic war
Spanish Prestige took a serious hit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_War
>>71766781
No one talks about you either. The only thing that I know about your shit country is that you are fucking poor and you invented the chalupa.
This is my experience with dealing Portuguese
> Beautiful,sexy women
> Most can play football or at least are knowledgeable about it
> Family centric
> Men are pretty laid back
> Worship C.Ronaldo like a god
> Food is pretty good
>>71766187
Same here, bro. I feel you.
>>71768933
You are in America, not in the inmediate frontier, retard. That's the difference.
>>71767720
t. Jamie Costa.
Canada isn't irrelevant. There's 198 countries on this planet and we're in all of the exclusive clubs.
>>71769039
>> Worship C.Ronaldo like a god
wrong.
We worship football in general.
>>71764116
Poortugal
Moortugal
>>71768883
No one is saying this, we all agree, the Spanish are losers.
What is worse Portugal or Southern Italy?
>>71764116
our greatest ally
>>71769160
Don't you have fajitas to wrap, Guillermo?
>>71768904
No.
>>71769431
Greece
>Tfw this sounds like a joke about Southern incompetence
>>71769631
found your problem
>>71769773
shut up Aasim.
>>71770067
Thanks.
>>71770301
Estás a espera de arranjar um emprego só com o 12º ano?
só se for a arrumar prateleiras
ou nem isso tens?
>>71770405
Tenho, mas até para isso é fodido.
>>71770145
>Southern Europe
More like Northern Moors kek
>>71770492
Proucura em jornais nos classificados, pergunta por ai se não precisam de ninguém para fazer qualquer serviço, trabalhos honestos.
Se não tentares não te podes queixar.
>>71770573
>boasts about good financial situation
>has yet to pay WWI reparations
>>71768878
A whole sixty years under the spaniards. Wow!
I'm honestly in favor of a united Iberia, but damn. We have got our place under the sun for so long due to our sheer military prowess. See: Line of Elvas, Battle of Atoleiros, Battle of Aljubarrota, Battle of Valverde, Battle of Ameixal, Battle of Monte Claro, Battle of Montes Claros..
I wonder what effect an early united Iberia would have had in world history.
>shit economy
>always the last in everything (even footbal which is hte one thing people care, pathetic)
>culture is based around football, beer and potato chips
>worship celebrities like royality
>ugly girls who like to show off and talk behind their backs
>average portukek are manlet hairy fags who just want to listen to bob marley and have siesta
>government was never good, portufags have been cucked since the monarchies and its been like that since the, they've just gotten used to it
>fucking elitist burguesy who like to act superior just because of their surnames
>if you don't know the right people you're stuck where you start
>NEPOTISM
>healthcare is a fucking 3rd world tier joke
>doctors will collect 3000 euros and still neglect patients
>politics are rigged, every politician steals tax money and sends it offhore for tax evasion
>Banks are the same above
>Companies that supply electricity or water is the same above
>shitty salaries
>shitty junk cars are expensive as fuck
>infact everythign is expensive (pay almost all your paycheck to rent out a flat and basic needs, this is the reason why moortugas live with parents til 40)
>country relies on tourism to live off
>everyone is a fucking greedy fag who's willing to steal from you (example: certain bars, pubs, etc have "tourist" prices and "local" prices, pathetic)
>education is a joke, if it wasn't for EU portukek edcation would be african tier
>pretty fucking bumb students
>"we wuz great dicoveres, one eyed poets, kebab removes (yeah right), and colonizers"
Don't come here to live its expensice an shitty.
Don't go here work there isn't any work
Don't come here to visit there's penty of better place to visit, unelss you're a poorfag.
my 2 cents, cry and whine faggots, this is the crude cold truth. This country is shit, you just grew up used to shit so you forgot what is tastes like.
>>71764969
Kill yourself faggot.
>>71772650
I bet you're either a nigger or a gipsy.
>>71764116
Their ancestors liked to fuck african women and now they all look like mongrels.
I know we have mongrels too, but come on, Portugal is other thing...they are half black.
They are also devious, never trust a portuguese.
>>71764116
Any small rural area of Portugal has more history than your meme country, leaf.
>>71768933
>>71769563
You are outdated, we probably live better than you, and we have less degeneracy and immigration.
We are not a paradise, but if I had to choose between the north of Spain and Canada, I choose the north of Spain by far.
Unless we talk about some place on the countryside of Canada, I have heard its beautiful and you can fish and hunt.
>>71774552
>Implying when you don't know our history
>>71774533
nice try andalusian cigano.
You're not even a real nation man.
We're one of the most based countries ever, here's why :
-Started the age of discovery that made Europe great again.
-Reconquista (unlike the spainrats that simply integrated the moors, google andalusia)
-Empire until 1999
-Fascist state that fought against american and soviet back commies in africa until 1975
-No mudslimes
-Probably the only wester european culture not being destroyed by immigrants.
>>71764116
they invented cod fish fried balls. shit is awsome. they are the best bakers in brazil, and also discovered brazil. They are based. Thanks tugas.
>>71772650
>found the angolan fag
Give it back preto do crl
>>71776871
There aren't any living in your country because you're their descendants.
>>71776873
we'll meet again amigo
>>71777353
sure thing tyrone
>fucking newfag country calling us negros or some shit
it's not like you're 99.99% immigrant or something.
You should fix your country before trying to conquer others.
You'll pay for helping the negros during the ultramar Tyrone
>>71777553
im 100% european, you're 100% moorish
>>71777684
where's the evidence Tyrone ? Calling me moor is just a spanish copy pasta, provide proof or promptly leave the thread ( a sourceless image isn't proof).
I like them. My grandpa lived there.
>>71764116
As a Cuban/Spaniard who has seen people from all parts of Latin America; I think it is safe to assume that the more Mestizo (Native) blood a nation has, the worse it becomes. With the purest form originating in Spain. It has some subgroups such as the Catalans and Basques, but these people are still call Spanish.
There is no "Spanish" land, because the heartland is called Castille, not Spain. Spain is more of an arbitrary concept, like the United States. Because there are so many different sub-cultures within Spain, I think that Portugal should be within Spain (along with Andorra), so that an Iberian Union can be created.
This would naturally promote Nationalism, as localized "multiculturalism" effectively worked in America and Russia to promote Nationalism. This would eliminate the Socialist menace destroying Portugal, Spain, and the American former colonies.
While uncertain, it seems likely that the subcultures would assimilate into Spanish culture quickly, and remain subordinates after around 10 years of mild Fascism/Nationalism. It is important to remember that Blacks in America assimilated rather well into American life, until the introduction of Welfare.
Iberia as a whole is a failure, and as bad as France in terms of Socialism, and degeneracy. While it would be hard to remain humanitarian in organizing the Unification, it seems possible.
These sub cultures as a whole must be eliminated over time, as it has only promoted bickering with Hispanics. It is not "racism", it is not "nationalism", it is not "pride". It is nothing more than gang wars, by people who know they are inferior. Mark my words, Spanish Nationalism is making a comeback in the next 100 years, and Portugal will be a part of that.
>not even going to mention Brazil
It's a useless, shit rectangle.
>>71778596
>another one of spain's child's spouting shit on the internet
You clearly don't understand that the "nation of nations" policy that Castille is trying to pull off isn't working, every autonomous area in Spain has an active independence movement (pic related).
Why do we need an Iberian Union ? It would just be Castille running the entire peninsula. It completely ignores the cultural diversity in the Iberian peninsula (many of them being literally pre-historical).
You're just a spanish shill trying to annex us (for the 4th time or some shit).
You're literally saying that our culture must be replaced by Castillian culture so we can have "muh united Iberia".
>>71764116
They make threads about cumming on birds and do generally other retarded shit.
>>71778688
>started the age of discovery that was directly responsible for the founding of the country he lives in
>fucking useless
You've fallen for the spanish lies Juan.
>>71779322
>Greatest achievement is spawning the shithole that is Brazil
Worst father ever, they even managed to become a leech in the EU.
>>71764735
wtf I thought Portugal was in South America but I just looked it up and you're right it's in Europe
>>71779298
>one anglo tries to push his degenerate agenda while on vacation
>get blamed for it
Fucking anglos praticaly live here during the summer.
Isn't this just a province of Spain?
>>71779376
No, our greatest achievement is starting the age of discovery that is , without a doubt, directly responsible for making Europe great again.
>>71779503
>Juan shilling for his father
>>71779538
That was Spain and Italy
Raio dos espanhois
>>71779663
we wuz first
spain only funded columbus because they hoped to beat our enormous headstart to India
>>71779663
>American showing his ignorance once again
>American trying to teach me about European history, especially the niche that all portuguese have to study for years in school
Just let it go Juan, you're mestiço anyway.
>>71764116
I think this
>>71779882
>We wuz explorers in sheeit
>>71779921
>Another Juan doing as his father taught him
Fucking hell.
It really is time to build a wall.
>>71764116
spunk sparrow
>>71780015
>i've been defeated
>time to resort to le mematic warfare
How low can the americuck go ? Find out on the next reply!
>>71780110
>The Moor is confused by memes
>>71764116
Father?
My impression of Portugal is that they were once a great and mighty empire that has since been laid low by colonial incompetence and niggerfied genetics. Today they are Serbia tier populated by a type of Mexican. Hot women though.
That's just my impression though.
>>71780184
>the mestiço misses my argument
I'm not confused by 4th grade tier jokes Juan. I'm just waiting for you to either engage in a civilized manner or fuck off.
>>71780349
close but no cigar. Our Empire fell ( last part in 1999) because of your globalist politics. Both you and Russian helped the negroes in Angola and Moçambique with weapons and food.
>>71780401
>Calls everyone Juan
>Wants serious discussion
civilized went out the window with your move Alberto Barbossa
>>71780401
>concerteza
tens a outra desse género com um naprom por cima do monitor?
AYO HOL UP
>>71772650
>NEPOTISM
you are right about that one
Every time i look at Portugal on the map I wonder why weren't they annexed by Spain just like England did with Scotland and Wales and France with Brittany.
>>71780545
>not realizing i'm fighting several shills at the same time
Civilized went out the door when people started calling us moors without any proof.
You're like the 4th american that has been pushing the same agenda in this thread, that's why I'm calling you Juan, Son of the moor.
>>71780740
>git gud
>>71780793
It's just banter lad
>>71780844
BR?
>>71780740
They tried at least 3 times ( with help from france), but we wuz kingz ( google aljubarrota or some shit i dunno).
But seriously, they tried so hard, but never got far.
>>71764116
I really appreciate. They do a lot with little opportunities and a small country. Padre Vieira, Marques de Pombal, Alexandre Herculano, Camilo Castelo Branco, Camões. Unfortunately Brazil chose the wrong path. The areas that made Portugal rich with the use of slaves, now make us poors, since we have to distribute gibs to them.
>>71780793
Your butthurt is a disgrace to the memory of Alberto Barbosa.
>>71780704
>>71781043
I don't understand this meme who is that guy?
>>71780566
já tive mas n o encontro agora, procura em /r/portugalcaralho
>>71764116
Northern poortugal seems comfy as fug
>>71781119
The king of Portugal
>>71781043
>memes memes memes
Do you want to at least try to have a nice discussion or nah ?
t. pic related
>>71781119
Dindu
>>71781244
>nice discussion
>>71781119
It's an old meme from age of empires 2, simply cuz they added africans at the same time as Portugal, that's all.
Now Juan and his children spam that in every thread they see, and since they breed like the roaches they are, it's posted like 100 times per thread.
>>71764116
Its been pretty degenerate as of late and posting pictures of a dude cumming on birds.
What's up with your brother, Spain?
>>71781313
BIG
BLACK
COCK
>>71765543
This
>>71781343
You do realize that I was passing the torch to you right ? The thread is about what you think about Portugal, so you should start, no ?
never heard of it
STOP CUMMING ON BIRDS YOU SICK LISPING FUCKS
>>71781485
>mestiço drug dealer showing his ignorance
welp, move along, nothing new here
>>71781477
It's BIG BARCELOS COCK you mongolian
How many portuguese people in this board are named after famous caliph Alberto Barbossa?
Please be honest and raise your hands.
>>71781761
None.
>>71781718
Say that to my face whiteboi
It's hard to get things done in Portugal. Mostly because
>poor
>average person only cares about tv and football
>"leave things until the last second" mentality
>no winning mentality like in America, we lose hope after the first sign of adversity
>brainwashed into believing we were a great empire, when in reality the gold we brought from South America inflated our currency. The people remained poor and uneducated, the King, clergy and nobles filled their coffers.
Nothing has changed since the fifteen hundreds.
>>71781761
My name is Fernando Martins, not Alberto Barbosa
Portugal is literally Fredo in The Godfather.
>>71772650
spanishlets make more money than us yet they have cheaper gas prices IT'S NOT FAIRRRRR!!
>>71781884
Why not gather together a group of intelligent men and make a huge campaign to push the incentive of how important education is for a country which will help benefit the economy and everyone else?
>>71782060
There are education reforms every few years.
Portugal has very low test scores in both science and litterature, no ammount of government intervention will change that. Parents need to play their part above all, but many want a Ronaldo, baka...
>>71781884
>Nothing has changed since the fifteen hundreds.
Sinto isso diariamente.
>>71782060
the issue isn't so much "education".
We could churn out a million engineers a year and it wouldn't make a difference because:
a) there's no employment inside our borders
b) we're not India, there's only so much competitiveness you can squeeze from our slightly lower wages.
The issue is, really, one of long term planning, of our economy, our society and our goals as a nation. Every 4 years a new set of faggots gets to power and turns the rudder in a new direction.
I mean, even with all the corruption, cronyism, insider trading, etc., if only we could get a good 20 years of going in one direction uninterrupted, we'd grow.
>>71781761
almost none, alberto is not a common name nowadays, and barbosa is a family name that is also not that common.
Is this degenerate?
>>71782285
>>71782770
why not learn from the best economic masters for long term planning?
>>71782770
epa, isso da muito trabalho. acho que prefiro ficar na caminha...
I like the Portuguese and Portugal but hate your dumb spic rape babies that plague the U.S. IF only you killed them all instead of sticking your dick in them and producing these garbage subhumans.
>>71782909
both are very common actually
>>71781393
This is correct
>>71768171
They tried. Multiple times.
>>71768463
He is half or a quarter poo in loo
>>71768878
Spain didn't annex us. We were 2 different kingdoms under the same king. We were 2 different states.
>>71764116
I am Portuguese and we're based, also red pilled.
>>71785118
Nasceste cá?
>>71766593
Never ever.
>>71768478
>Christ.
FUck no.
jesus' our buddy, you're filthy satan lovers like the perfidious.
Every fucking filthy moortuguese goes to hell hand in hand with his satanist and homosexual britsharia lover.
>>71772650
Same here, change poets with QUIXOOOOTEEEE.
>>71766899
most beautiful flag ever
>>71765543
Nah
>>71769563
Don't you have some weed to smoke? Oh right it's still illegal
>>71770573
>tfw ''northern moors'' still have more white population than you
stay mad kraut. wonder why you never have allies by your side
>>71776871
Probably because Ceuta and Mellilla. Cities in Moroccan soil.
>>71773612
stay mad
Can we talk about our 74% divorce rate?