>be me 16 years old
>sitting with my family on the table drinking and eating
>listening to music making jokes
>braking some plates here and there
>I decided to ask my mom about our family tree
>she says we are 100% Greek and shows me some really old pictures and papers with names
>one picture had my grate grate grandpa and behind him there was a weird candle holder.
>>71725849
sorry anon
>>71725849
fast forward 3 years later
>looked at the pictures again.
>that old picture of my great great grandpa still didn't make sense
>the house didn't even look Greek
>decided to take an ancestry dna test
>>71725849
What's the capital of Greece?
About ten bucks
Also checkem
>mfw
>>71725987
what kind of shitskin are you?
>>71726038
Cool, are you entitled for money now because of the 6 gorillion?
>>71726038
OY VEY ONE OF US
>>71726038
oh boy, not a goy.
>>71726038
You have to go back
>>71726038
OY VEY
Welcome to the family
>>71726038
(((((((((OYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYY)))))))))
Whoopsie
>>71726038
Polish jewish heritage here what's up
>>71726038
You know this means you can take a trip to Israel and fuck a bunch of hot jewish teens to furthur your race, they also pay for it
>>71726151
Arab detected
>>71725849
>grate grate grandpa
>>71726038
>>71726038
hahahahahaahaha,how is this possible ?if one of your grea great grand parents ws a jew you should be like 10% jew not 86%
>>71726261
What the fuck how am I even an arab
>>71726038
isn't that like a free ticket to IS? any gibsmedats4u?
>>71726038
Holy fuck, you hook nosed bastard.
>>71725849
>>71726038
Oy vey! You should be proud!
>>71725849
Everyone in Europe have some jewish blood.
>>71726038
Τερενς Κουίk;
>>71726038
START IT UP!
>>71726038
Holy shit dude, that's like, wow. That's really jewish. I know full blown orthodox jews who are less genetically jewish than you. OY VEY!
>>71726038
You know what you must do. Make pilgrimage to the homeland and join the IDF, then shitpost with the flag of our greatest ally.
>>71726038
Post nose PLEASE BROTHER
>>71726290
His whole family tree is probably Jews. They probably became "100%" Greeks when Germany rolled through in the 40s
>>71726598
>>>71726038
>Post nose PLEASE BROTHER
PLEASE DO
>>71725849
are you sure /pol/ is the right place for you from now on??!?!
>>71726038
>>71726666
mabe even before ,but he is a jew from his father side too
>>71726038
>>71726038
>you were one of them all along
OY
VEY
>>71726038
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
>>71726038
>>71726038
O
Y
V
E
Y
>>71726038
>[Oy Vey Intensifies]
>>71726038
What are you going to do now merchant friend? Will you stand with the goyim or against it?
>>71726038
You can finally pay debnts now
>>71726038
I'm so sorry
>>71727081
that's a big nose
>>71727081
Rip. At least you're immune from debnts
>>71727107
(For you)
>>71727081
>that nose
Holy shit, how did you not suspect anything before?
>>71727081
Wait a minute.
>>71727081
Holy Shit the bank could use your nose as a vacuum cleaner
>>71727081
"Shalom brother"
That's what the guys with the funny hats and wierd sideburns say to me on campus all the time so I think it's fitting
>>71727081
MY SIDES
>>71727205
re mlk min m to xalas re
>>71727081
>he didn't know he was Jewish
>be me in my 20s
>look up family name on internet
>apparently jews who fled to italy from germany in world war 2
Hope it's not true, but I don't want to give my DNA to Google to find out either.
>>71726038
>6% Greek
Just one drop is all it takes to be debt ridden!
>>71727205
Woah are we getting rused by sheklestien?
>>71726038
GTFO MY COUNTRY JUDEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71727205
Yeah it was never a troll thread, everyone believed OP.
>>71727205
I am informing my local GD department attaching this photo
I am on the phone right now
>>71727205
The jews did this.
think I will do that dna thing. I got to know whats going on here.
>>71727336
OXI ΡΕ ΜΗ ΠΑΖΕΙΣ ΜΕ ΑΥΤΑ ΤΑ ΠΡΑΓΜΑΤΑ ΣΕ ΠΑΡΑΚΑΛΩ
>>71726038
someone post the arabs claiming too be 100% white/european image
oy vey to you btw
>>71726038
what company you test with, hershal?
>>71727270
The Jewish problem is a cultural one. Sure there are some inherited diseases like Tay-Sachs, but that's not an outwardly destructive problem. Jews are fine so long as they're not globalist shills.
>>71726038
fucking KEK
>>71726429
Nope.
>>71727794
>t.King Arthur
>>71725944
>t. Nigger mountain
sorry anon
Where do I get tested? I want to know a bit more about my heritage. We know barely anything beyond my grand-grandparents.
>>71728078
I second this.
Where can I get my white verification?
>>71728078
You're not white anyway
>>71728078
>>71728263
you send a physical swab sample to a couple of online businesses that would never ever ever share your DNA info with anyone
>>71728372
I don't care about being white. I care about not being secretly jewish.
>>71728466
Looks safe.
>>71728078
>>71728263
23andme.com or ancestry.com
>>71728628
This.
>>71726038
>mfw
Whoa.
>>71728769
>>71728769
Can I send them sperm?
>>71728769
>10%: other
>>71728769
all I'm saying is you volunteer non-anonymous info into a database owned by a for-profit company and there's no guarantee someone won't get to that info one way of the other (legal means, change in ownership, change in policy, security event etc)
>>71728769
>10% other
Where did the spooky black man go?
>>71729249
>>71729150
Guys just so you know thats not my test. Thats just the front page of the site.
http://dna.ancestry.com/
>>71729498
I know, and it's probably a picture of the kike who runs the company
>>71727794
what the hell do we count as?
>>71726038
lel youre the shitposter from the other thread arent you
kαλη ψαρια βλεπω
ωραιο built up επισης very professional
>>71725849
>>71726038
You have to go back
>to the ovens
>>71726038
>Can't trust anybody, not even yourself.jpg
