be americanget shot

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>be projectile bullet

>get shot out of a high powdered assault vehicle and strike fear into the local non-gunwielding populace

britbong bring da real bantz

...not really

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>>71721879
Be Euro get enriched.

>>71721879

>be brit
>bin knife
>get stabbed

>>71721879
>be american
>have a membership at planet fitness for pizza fridays
>forget to tip receptionist on way in
>lunk alarm sounded, get beat up and thrown out

>>71721879
>be brit
>don't pay tv licence
>get shot

>>71722527

>be French
>go see eagles of death metal in concert
>get shot

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>>71721879
>be brit
>make typical shitty comedy show
>america makes it better

>>71721879
>not shooting back

>>71721879
>Be British
>Bin knives

>>71721879
>be english
>get conquered by French Vikings

>be english
>get fucked by Scots over and over

>be english
>have religion founded by a fat impotent king

>be english
>have its capitol turned into New Islamabad

>be english
>sheepshagging Welsh stil exist

>be english
>pacifist commie Corbyn soon in charge


>be english
>Trident soon no more

>be english
>have ugliest women of Europe

>be english
>lose the war to its own motherfucking colony

>Be American
>Shoot back

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>>71723024

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>Be American
>have 7,000 nukes

i'm /comfy/ bros

>>71723024
>Be English
>Be Pakistani in reality