>be american
>get shot
>be projectile bullet
>get shot out of a high powdered assault vehicle and strike fear into the local non-gunwielding populace
britbong bring da real bantz
...not really
>>71721879
Be Euro get enriched.
>>71721879
>be brit
>bin knife
>get stabbed
>>71721879
>be american
>have a membership at planet fitness for pizza fridays
>forget to tip receptionist on way in
>lunk alarm sounded, get beat up and thrown out
>>71721879
>be brit
>don't pay tv licence
>get shot
>>71722527
>be French
>go see eagles of death metal in concert
>get shot
>>71721879
>be brit
>make typical shitty comedy show
>america makes it better
>>71721879
>not shooting back
>>71721879
>Be British
>Bin knives
>>71721879
>be english
>get conquered by French Vikings
>be english
>get fucked by Scots over and over
>be english
>have religion founded by a fat impotent king
>be english
>have its capitol turned into New Islamabad
>be english
>sheepshagging Welsh stil exist
>be english
>pacifist commie Corbyn soon in charge
>be english
>Trident soon no more
>be english
>have ugliest women of Europe
>be english
>lose the war to its own motherfucking colony
>Be American
>Shoot back
>>71723024
>Be American
>have 7,000 nukes
i'm /comfy/ bros
>>71723024
>Be English
>Be Pakistani in reality