Friendly reminder that /pol/ is a Christian board
Good morning and blessings to all the brothers in this new day
>>71721673
u2 m8
>>71721673
gmorning and blessings to u 2
>>71721673
> praising a jew on a stick
> inb4 le fedora
The world is 6000 years old.
>>71723377
>>71721673
>>71723377
Fuck off reptilian
>>71723526
>>71723568
Ok, i thought you were kinda crazy because if the whole jesus mumbojumbo, but you are actually nutjobs. Good luck with that
>>71723377
>le jew on le stick
>>>/reddit/ is that way ---->
>>71721673
fuck off, christianity is the 2nd worst religion
there are only 3 maybe 4 retarded religions.
Friendly reminder that Christianity is a cuck religion
>>71721673
Good morning El Salvador America Junior.
>>71723377
Go away faggot.
>>71721673
bless
>>71723704
>supreme german
*tip*
>>71723493
Protestants get out
>>71723719
>le reddit maymay
Back to >>>>>/x/<<<<<<< with you
>>71723759
>Christianity
>Second worst religion
Kek. It's one of the ONLY good organized religions, alongside Buddhism. The rest are a shit.
>>71721673
God bless
god bless you, anons
Good angels and unlimited wines will come to you
But only if you post ""god bless"" in this thread
>>71723377
>>71723493
>>71723549
>>71723704
>>71723759
>>71723771
>>71723926
Catholic master denomination reporting in.
>>71724111 (CHECKED)
God Bless.
Kek wills it.
Friendly reminder that /pol/ is an Islamic board.
Inshallah to you all brothers.
>>71723926
Sure, I'm going to listen to cuck's advise!
>>71721673
/pol/ worshipping a jew you wish m8
>>71724175
It's funny because it's true
>>71723759
>>71723771
Atheist degenerates, get out. The day of the rope is coming for you.
>>71724288
>Islam encourages rational thinking
>"watern cannot be made impure"
>"sut sets in a pile of dogshit"
>"its fine to fuck 9 year olds"
Wew, straya is on fire
>>71721673
Pol is an Amun Ra board faggot
>>71724175
Atheists 1
Schizos 0
>>71723549
You can always be agnostic and 100% right.
>>71721673
Blessings to you as well.
right i am going to try and be as open as i can about this.
my entire school life was spent in private catholic education, i called bullshit at around 10 years old.
how can grown adults still accept this as a valid idea given the amount of times each religion has been changed to justify a man or groups actions.
or is this simply just a easy way to have a base for society's current standards of what is moral and what is immoral.
im not a bad person i dont steal i dont rape i dont murder and i dont believe in a god, how come you need to to stop your self doing these things?
The book of revelations is extremely redpilled:
The whore of Babylon (social justice warriors and atheist friends) will bring about the beast (Islam) and the return of the false prophet (Muhammad). The beast is noted as having a moral wound which it recovered from (Islam was nearly BTFO after the fall of the Ottomans but oil saved them from being demoralized to death). The beast will later turn on the whore of Babylon who helped it is rise power (Islam will kill all the degenerates that helped them rise).
>>71724433
AY YO HOL UP
SO YOU SAYIN?
AY YO
YOU BE SAYIN
HOL UP
YOU MEAN
WE
WUZ
KANGZ
>>71724464
Agnostics are the bisexual of the religious world, you faggot.
Now just make the right choice of being "straight" aka. christian, or a degenerate, aka. anything besides christian.
Literally the same story with political centrists, pick a side you faggots.
>>71724463
>le religious people are mentally ill
You sure showed them!
>Atheists-10000
>schizos-0
>>71724463
I love when people use tv shows/movies/video games to make points. Oh wait, those aren't people they're always fat Reddit tier atheists who can't control their media consumption obsession.
>>71724433
Begone spawn of darkness satanic filth
>>71724551
Precisely
no op we worship kek and meme magic here not sky jews
>>71721673
Good morning to you and all my Christian brothers here.
>>71724433
I know this is proxy shitpost, but it would be better acctually.
>>71721673
"/pol/ is Christian" is a meme.
>>71724613
>>71724633
>mad
Why dont you cry about it with your invisible magic friend
>>71724613
You literally believe that the basis for all civilisation was given to us by a talking bush. You literally believe in a guy who tried to gut his own son because the voices in his head told him it was a good idea. You literally believe that there's a wizard who lives in the sky, spies on you all the time and will torture you forever after you die if you don't do what he says. And sometimes he sends bears to eat unruly children.
For fuck's sake. Go read up on paranoid schizophrenia, you slant-eyed cunt.
>>71724463
>>71724464
no, you are simply 0% wrong, because you dont say anything! also you are retarded for you are basicly a nihilist.
>>71724751
Keep pushing le atheism memes while you can. Only a few more months before doing that in Germany will get you beheaded.
>>71724633
Haha dumb sheep! Didn't you know atheism macros are valid arguments against your childish beliefs? Well that isn't a surprise, I'm the enlightened one, not you.
>>71724712
So it's decided then pol is now officially an Amun Ra board. All hail our supreme leader
>>71724830
Its the price some people have to pay to steer our species out the caves of ignorance and selfdelusion into the light of wisdom and
Logic. Its a sad thing, really.
>>71724750
Tip harder, Fedora
On /pol/ we support God, chivalry, family and tradition.
>>71721673
Amen.
>>71724751
Just because rapefugees have you holed up indoors while they pillage and plunder your women doesn't mean you have to come disrupt our conversations you fedorakraut.
Go for a religion that's not cucked.
>>71724768
>You literally believe that the basis for all civilisation was given to us by a talking bush
When did I say I believe this?
>You literally believe in a guy who tried to gut his own son because the voices in his head told him it was a good idea.
When did I say I believe this?
>You literally believe that there's a wizard who lives in the sky, spies on you all the time and will torture you forever after you die if you don't do what he says. And sometimes he sends bears to eat unruly children
When did I say I believe this?
>>71724750
I dont think so...
>>71724957
>It's the price some people have to pay to steer us out of the caves of ignorance and self delusion out into the light of logic. It's a sad thing, really.
>>71724967
I dont need jesus for any of that, other than you im a responsible adult that knows what he wants. I feel bad for you that you need to consult a delusion for that.
>>71724768
(Oh, I forgot to add this one)
It appears that it's you who is paranoid and severely mentally ill, no normal person has hallucinations, Ahmed
>>71724930
HAIL AMUN RA!
HAIL AMUN RA!
HAIL AMUN RA!
HAIL AMUN RA!
>>71725005
>Not cucked
If Christianity is cucked then Le Redditism is mega cucked because they were overran by Christians.
>>71721673
Blessings to all christians. God loves us.
>>71725083
You don't need Jesus you need Mohammed right? Fucking krautkuck. Remove kebab or GTFO of this thread.
>>71725005
If you are only interested of the cuck-status of the religion X but not if it's true or not I'm speechless
Reminder that atheists are the biggest c.ucks.
>>71725149
"When thou crossest the sky, all faces behold thee, but when thou departest, thou are hidden from their faces ... When thou settest in the western mountain, then they sleep in the manner of death ... The fashioner of that which the soil produces, ... a mother of profit to gods and men; a patient craftsmen, greatly wearying himself as their maker..valiant herdsman, driving his cattle, their refuge and the making of their living..The sole Lord, who reaches the end of the lands every day, as one who sees them that tread thereon ... Every land chatters at his rising every day, in order to praise him."
>>71721673
Christian? I thougt we hated jews not worshipped them!
>>71725208
God loves even these reddit fags, believe it or not.
>>71725298
Since when was God a jew?
>>71725309
>God loves everyone
Fucking gay m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1LV923hF4
>>71721673
whatever goys make you happi. Just dont forget to pay taxes
>>71724485
>(Islam will kill all the degenerates
In that case, Islam btfo christianity. They're willing to fight for it while the most devout among Christians are adopting black babies. Usually prime jekyll right there.
>>71725476
Yes master.
>>71725431
Right, because loving your hypothetical daughter makes you a pedophile
>atheist "logic"
>>71725745
What kind of love is it?
You dont even know where jesus is hiding, so what makes you think you know what does and doesnt turn him on?
>>71725414
he is not,
but your made up skyman is a filthy jew.
>>71725698
>devout are adopting Black babies
Leave with your Cuck shit. Nowhere in the bible does it say you must adopt babies. Many have fought for Christianity and many will continue to.
>>71725698
>while the most devout among Christians are adopting black babies
Proof? One case of america evangelical "christian" couple isn't proof for claim that 'the most devout among Christians are adopting black babies'
>>71725698
>Islam will kill all the degenerates
>Le indeed lets welcome Mohomed and muslims
Any more proof that Atheists and SJW are the same scum?
Btw you can't be a christian and degenerate.
The christian god loves everybody, especially his child abusing designated messengers
>>71723771
>Abdullah in charge of logic
>>71726009
Many false prophets will arise.
>>71725887
What 'made up skyman'?
>>71725827
You don't know what parental love is? That's sad. And I do know where Christ is, He is on the right side of God.
>>71726117
the kike on a stick, that you worship.
>>71726079
And their employers will hide and defend them...
>>71726117
Jesus must be one hell of a horny fuck with all the children he made. Are you sure he just "loves" you and doesnt want to get in your pants?
>>71726338
Not a Catholicuck. So don't expect me to defend them.
>>71726444
I wouldnt expect anybody to. The church's hypocrisy should be enough to turn any sane minded person away
>>71726411
>must be one hell of a horny fuck
>Are you sure he just "loves" you and doesnt want to get in your pants?
Poor Ahmed, not knowing what love means, since his pedophile rapist massmurderer and thief "perfect man" fake prophet never taught him that.
Good morning lads.
Does anyone know what the process is like for someone who wants to convert to Roman Catholicism in adulthood? My fiance was born into it, and I attend services with her even though I was pretty secular growing up.
I'm still atheist, but I appreciate Catholic sermons and their modernized teachings for instilling good moral and ethical values, especially in adolescents, and I would want my future children to to have access to that.
>>71726577
You're right. I'm a #Cruzmissile now.
>>71726411
>I haven't had paternal love before
You're probably that Achmed that asked /pol/ how to get a 15 yr. old gf.
>>71721673
The only good Christian is a nonsuicidal Christian
>>71726944
>>71726675
Im not the one that need imaginary love besides the love my parents gave me :^)
>>71726725
>Not being an Amunic Bomb
god forgive us all
>>71721673
Morning Brothers.
And remember to Praise the Lord
>>71723549
This is literally, the dumbest thing I'll read all fucking day
>>71723771
>60% white
Only 61% white countries are allowed to post.
What denominations are you lads?
>>71721673
Good morning, brother. Remember your duty: destroy the Reddit heretics. DEUS VULT!
Have a glorious day!
>>71726697
Bumping for Saint Constantine.
>>71721673
Jesus was a fucking cunt who told people to kill each other - he is no better than other scumbag "prophets" like Muhammad the goat-fucker.
Jesus took black dick in the ass on the reg, and watched Mary Magdalene choke on Roman cock because he was a cuck like his followers. Jesus the bull-prepper.
>>71724750
>canada
Greetings to my bros in christ. May we slay many saracens, and make removal of negro, hebrew, spic and chinamen
There's this girl I'm very interested in. I've only talked to her once the day before yesterday, but we knew each others' names before, because like she said, it's a small town. From what I've gathered from some of the people I know and the internet, she seems to be quite a smart girl, which is something I'm looking for in a hypothetical partner. She trains at the gym - that's where I talked with her - and that is definitely a plus. Even her taste in music is good. From the very first I saw her, I've found her very beautiful; she looks very much like pic related. Also, the fact that she actually remembered something I did about nine years ago might signal that she might be interested in me as well.
I'd like to talk with her some more, but the thing is that a friend of mine claims that she might be an atheist. How easy is redpilling a girl a few years younger than me into accepting salvation, and how should I proceed about it? Obviously I need to get to know her better first, but I'm talking long term planning. At this point the only downside I see in her is her atheism.
Could I convert myself a girlfriend?
>>71729771
Can't you already decide if Jesus was a cuck or bloodthirsty murderer?
>>71728864
Presbyterian, but I simply describe myself as a christian man.
>>71730264
In my opinion, the best you could do, is to try to get closer to her, try to hang out to together a few times, in order to make her feel more comfortable and make her low her guard. Tell her that you enjoy the church/cathedral very much, and that it would be nice if she accompanied you sometime.
Once she accepts, make sure that she talks to other christians (usually everybody is super warm and welcoming with newcomers). In order to do this, you will have to attend a few times alone first, and let them know that you'd like to bring a special friend that is confused about her faith. They'll most likely understand what you mean.
While she's with you, do your best to keep her mood up. If it's possible smile more often, so she can associate going to Church as something joyful.
So taking in count all of this, the probabilities that she will have a good time will be considerable.
If she enjoy, she will want to repeat, maybe not right away, but after a couple of weeks, maybe the next month. But the more she attends, the less the laps between attendances will be.
I hope everything will work wonderfully for you!
>>71727266
Yeah, it's obvious that your parental love was as imaginary as any other love you have received.
>>71731508
you enjoy the Church/Cathedral music*
>>71721673
What church should I subscribe to? Anons were talking about Baptists yesterday.
>>71731359
He's both. He enjoys taking the BBC in his gaping anus hole and also told his gang of lecherous, gay perverts to sperg out in an autistic rage anytime someone disagreed with them. Jesus would be sucking down some poz cum every day if he were alive today, walking down 5th street with a leather chain around his neck.
>>71731711
You seem upset, mind to tell me why?
>>71731508
Presbyterian here aswell man
>>71731617
Catholicity, orthodoxy or oriental orthodoxy. Or maybe non-cucked presbyterian/anglicanism. Too bad they are full on flaming fags here.
>>71731795
I'm not angry, just trying to be informative. Jesus Christ sucked dicks for a dime, ate black assholes, and was a submissive fuckhole for every goat herder in the Levant.
>>71731996
>Jesus Christ sucked dicks for a dime, ate black assholes, and was a submissive fuckhole for every goat herder in the Levant
Got any proof to back up your claims?
>>71732067
Yeah, read the Bible. If he was even half the degenerate slut that the Bible explicitly says he was, imagine how much he did that didn't get written down.
>>71732310
I don't recall reading anything in bible realting to Jesus's sexuality. Wanna give a passage?
>>71732446
Mary Magdalene says he took her wooden 1st century strap-on up the ass like a champ. I think that was in Revelations.
>>71732519
No, I can tell you that Mary Magdalen isn't mentioned in Revelations even once. Maybe your memory isn't as good as it used to be.
>>71724636
>>different religions are satanic you guys!
Careful, your desire to oppress and murder people for believing in different versions of santa claus is showing.
>>71732814
>(((Oy vey!!!))) Those ebil goyim cucks are going to murder me!
Nazi Catholic
I consider myself a Nazi Catholic. Good morning to you, bros. Y'all have a blessed day, too.
>>71721673
thanks, same to you
god blessings to all the people in this christian board
>>71731795
>>71731711
This is why
Salvador, you're giving off a vibes the last few days.
Are we going to see a mass killing of gangs/politicians? How's election season going for the right wing?
>>71724350
>day of the rope
invented by an atheist
>>71724175
>sucks teeth
those piercings would fucking kill when he gets a straight shot to the chin.
>white European saying prayers to a foreign Jewish overlord
>>71721673
Religion is the most blue pilled political correct thing out there.
>>71724750
Every things a meme, sweet cheeks, Canada's a meme, atheism is a meme.
That's the meme magic.
>>71734002
Unfortunately we are still very few. But let's not forget that every big storm, starts with a few drops here and there. The revival of the christian right wing is starting, and once we take off we won't stop until we flood the entire country and clean it from all the scum that decades of merchant and socialist scum administration has brought upon us.
May the Lord help us!
>>71734862
>Everythings a meme
Except God anon, ...
God is Real.
>>71735135
Reality is a meme of God
>>71721673
You guys truly can't be stupid enough to believe in this shit. The fact that you do debunks any other claims you make.
You know why we don't have any new religions? Because we send insane people to mental hospitals these days
>>71724433
Let that sun disk check your double-dubs.
>>71724967
>Brown El Salvador creature thinking it belongs to the white in-group because it worships the same god our people used to worship on a grand scale some hundred years ago for a short blip of our entire history
>>71721673
I always that come here I hear that "religion is the ultimate blue pill" I doubt this is a religious board
>>71724350
not gonna happen, religion is the ultimate blue pill
>>71736301
Twas the will of Amun
>>71727502
better, praise my ass
>>71736108
>>71736617
>>71736811
So the crew has finally arrived
>>71721673
>>>>/his/
Wrong board newfags
Let us kneel before our Creator and pray for a steady flow of fresh new memes, brothers of /pol/.
>>71721673
>blessings to all the brothers in this new day
why do christians always say cringy shit like this? you sound like you are larping
>>71724593
>China will be more Christian than Europe soon
Feels good ngl
I felt like shouting hurrah
post yfw even if Christianity mandated us all to live in mud huts it would still be the true religion
>>71739529
Chinese and Japanese Christians are best. Fuck Clement XI
>>71721673
Daily reminder that OP is a kike shill trying confuse you way from islam
Allah is Kek, he will not grace you unless you say "Kek be upon him"
>>71721673
Fuck all religions
Nothing in this world matters
>>71731508
Thanks for the advice, bro. I just met with my friend who happens to be in the same class as her, and what I learned about the girl was encouraging.
>>71731617
Follow the faith of your fathers and join Missionsprovinsen.
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionsprovinsen
They reject all the taint and cuckery of mainstream swedish church.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHKn1JYHcA
