>be british
>ask for a newspaper
>get this
>>71719366
>be american
>ask for money
>get nigger-pics
>>71719403
>be norway
>ask for money
>get a fish for money
>>71719403
>be europoor
>get assraped by muslims
>>71719572
>be dumb yank
>have a shit sense of humour
>find it hard to make jokes that are funny
>>71719366
>Be white American
>Lose out on employment opportunity to a minority cos affirmative action
>>71719536
nah dude, we got a professor on that bill.
>>71719536
much better than nigger money
>>71719766
ye. Also that.
Fish > Nigger
>>71719683
Pot calling the kettle black, Mohammad.
>>71719766
>are you white as your money :^)
>Be Greek
>Finally gets some money
>Pay debts
My life in 3 phrases...
>>71719403
Noice!
>>71719678
>be American
>have tv and comedy exported all around the world
>get shit talked by has been, inbreds on a Internet forum
Thanks for Monty Python though.
>be american
>get shot
>get shot again
>meanwhile your wife got impregnated by a nig
what a drama
>be british woman
>make husband breakfast
>get this
>>71719572
>be american
>be 40 % nigger mongrel have nigger president and nigger money.
>be neet
>get everything I want
>>71719913
Shouldn't you be raping your young boys, turkroach?
>>71719885
>comedy
Whole world doesn't hide enough apostrophes to brush away the cringe off of that.
>>71719366
>be american
>ask for newspaper
>get shot
>be amerifat
>get shot
>nigger steals your nigger money
>>71720138
>nigger steals your nigger money
That explains why dindu now adorns the face of each $20 bill - twenty dolla is a perfect sum for the easily amused - not high enough to mark a change in ones life, but still high enough to conveniently waste it on the little things!
>Be American
>get shot
>>71720075
don't you have a bull to prep or something?
>>71719366
Your daily news, 1500 years late
No page three girl too Tommy
>>71719366
>be american
>ask for an education
>get shot
>be american
>ask for a president
>get a nigger
>be american
>ask for healthcare
>get a bill
>be american
>ask for food
>get recombinant bovine growth hormone and antibiotics
>be american
>ask for wife
>get cucked
>>71720494
>be American
>BE a president
>get shot nonetheless
>>71719885
>getting offended on /pol/
Kek
>>71720630
>be american
>be nigger
>be president
>go 8 full years without being shot
>>71720676
the 8 years are still not complete
one can hope
>>71720704
This 2bh
>be british
>get pozzed
>>71720704
Not a chance. Only cops and blacks kill other blacks.
>>71720704
Why does it matter? He's done with being president in a few months.
>>71720772
>The most treasured gift a gay man could ever have
What is so fun about catching a bug that essentially turns every further ilness into a possibly terminal condition? Do they enjoy the notion of being a live time bomb?
>>71720494
>be british
>ask for squeak in lard and grease
>get halal meat
>be british
>want to watch TV
>have to pay the fee for a license
>be british
>want to walk around
>get mugged by chavs, raped by muslims and decapitated by both
>be british
>look at your neighbor
>it's a refugee
>be british
>carry a stick
>you're a felon according to the million CCTVs and effeminate sissy boy cops.
>>71721191
thats a fucking deadly weapon in the picture right there.
How can a stick of mass destruction be found in weapons sweep and probably from a civilian, I understand that the military might have a few sticks to defend the country but civilians having access to dangerous weapons calls for more police, more surveillance and more power to the government to ensure everyones safety.
BAN ASSAULT STICKS.
>be australian
>ask for food
>get shitpost
>be australian
>ask for water
>get shitpost
>be australian
>look for the post office
>get shitpost
>be australian
>carry a shitpost
>get another shitpost
>be australian
>ask for shitpost
>get a rational answer
>>71721509
way to ruin it faggot
those should be "get bitten by a poisonous animal"
goddamn faggot
>>71721785
>be Argentinian
>no one cares about you
>>71721851
>be burger
>cannot even shitpost properly
>nigger in oval office
>stench wont ever go away
>will have to ask canada to burn white house again
>will have to ask frankmasons to build it again
>new white house finished
>liberals elect another smelly nigger
>now mexico is building a wall on the border
>>71721986
>be argentinian
>nothing goes on
>nobody cares
>>71721986
>stench wont ever go away
>mfw Trump will have to sit in the chair Obama farted for 8 years
>>71722336
Honestly I think Trump is going to replace all the furniture to his liking once he gets there.
>>71722336
The difference between that chair and France is you can replace a chair, but you can't replace everything in France.
>>71720651
>read one of many replies
>believe it's butthurt
>get shot
>>71721509
Jokes on you.
Shitposting nourishes us.
