<Jeb Bush's Campaign, Once Flush With Cash, Is Now $260,000 in Debt
>The man who once rode a wave of money is now just trying to pay his bills
http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/jeb-bush-campaign-debt
>>71712290
lmao rekt
>As if that weren't bad enough for Bush, the biggest outstanding debt comes from a $250,000 loan issued during the campaign's dying days—by Bush himself.
>>71712290
truly a disgrace to the bush name
All the money is going to Hillary now. I mean all of it. Fuckers are doing all the can to try to stop Trump.
>>71712290
Jeb is a mess!
>>71712433
Oh god. I want to laugh but all I have left for Jeb is pity.
>>71712572
A big fat mess!
>>71712433
>trust no one not even yourself
>>71712290
i disagree with trumps latest statement on transdemons right to choose which potty they want to be degenerate in but you have to admit his money spending abilities are out of this world. He literally awes me with his genius to be able to be headline news all week every week. Just look at the bathroom statement. He will be front of the news all week over that shit. On the other hand is jeb Guackmerchant bush. How the fuck do you go into debt on a 115 million dollar reserve. The candidates literally revealing their irresponsibility and incompetence or im finally seeing it
I'm wearin my hoodie.
JUST.
>>71712874
GUAC
>>71712290
holy shit my sides, hes like the Lolcow that keeps on giving long after irrelevancy.
he may very well be the /pol/ version of chris-chan, hear my words /pol/ocks, by this time next year we will hear about him going full transexual and calling himself jebra.
How did it get into debt?
Did they spend according to the forecast guaca bowle sales which never eventuated?
>>71713087
Same way everyone does. Jeb's presidential cuckpaign was far too optimistic, and assumed good times that never materialized
>>71712290
Jeb is a filthy guy!
>tfw you're not Jeb Bush
>>71713155
in b4 bush sr. disowns him to make this faggotry go full circle reverse from trumps rags to riches story.
Yeb! will go from riches to rags and it will be incredible.
>>71713087
>>71713087
MEME MAGIC
>>71712290
JEB ON SUICIDE WATCH :(
>>71712290
This low energy sperglord literally though he was going to be President, so he racked up YUGE amounts of debt without caution.
daily reminder that he was the overwhelming establishment favorite a year ago
Slow and steady guys, we can do this!
Jebheads report in and DUMP THE TRUMP!
>>71713821
trumps just getting free ads, no matter what people will talk about him
>>71713848
Pls clap
>>71712290
Barbara Bush is a goddamned whore
>>71712290
Jeb is a mess!
>>71712597
Sad!
Poor Yeb. :(
>>71714003
hey no I"m not :(
I mean hey no she's not :(
Ahahahaha what a fucking loser. I sincerely hope he kills himself.
>>71712290
Low finance !
>>71715012
He won't. These people live into their hundreds.
The best solution is to shoot them in the face, ignite, step away
>¡Jeb! comes home to his mexican warlock wife
>c-c-columba, I-i-im sorry, nobody will hire me anymore... not after...
>¡senõr jeb, i have great news!
>¡our debt has been paid! you do not have to be a gay sexworker any longer!
>¡jeb! is visibly shocked
>how has our debt been paid?! what do they want?!
>¡go to the kitchen and see, your friend waits!
>¡Jeb! walks into the kitchen to find Trump sitting at his kitchen table
>"Hello, Yeb."
>TRUMP?! IN MY HOUSE?!
>"I paid your debt, Yeb."
>Why would you do that? What do you want from me?! Didn't you ruin my life enough as is?
>"There's only one thing I want, Yeb."
>WHAT IS IT?
>"I want to make America Great Again." as he pulls a signature red Make America Great Again hat out of his briefcase
>"Put it on, Yeb. We have a news report in 5."
>>71715012
>Jeb tries to commit sudoku
>he misses
So what's in his secret guac recipe?
>>71715558
Avocado
>>71715558
SAD
>>71715558
http://www.npr.org/2015/12/31/461518357/finally-revealed-jeb-bushs-secret-guacamole-recipe
I feel lot of sympathy towards, Jeb. He was much more smarter than his brother and father but didn't get his chance to try their shoes.
>>71715944
For those who don't want to give NPR clicks
Jeb Bush's Guacamole
Avocados "Make sure they're not too ripe, but they gotta be ripe enough."
Cilantro
Onions
Jalapeño "rather than chile serrano"
Garlic "not too much"
Notes:
No lemon and no tomatoes.
And don't go making this in a bowl. "You gotta use a molcajete," Bush said.
>>71712290
Didn't this guy already have a ton of trouble with money before since the goblin buys shiny things all the time?
>>71716055
She spent $40,000 on jewelry in a single day
http://www.people.com/article/jeb-bush-wife-columba-money-jewelry
>>71716128
And she once tried to smuggle $19,000 of clothes out of Paris in 1999 ($27,000 today)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/bushs-wife-is-caught-smuggling-clothes-1102279.html
>>71716207
jesus fuck she is ugly
>>71716207
fucking look at that thing, how is it real
can you imagine that as the first "lady"
>>71713079
Nah he'll take his own life with the jebanator he packs.
Or turtlecide
>>71716319
I'm not entirely convinced it isn't a photoshop but god damn it looks like golum with makeup
>>71712290
>>71716319
>>71716275
>yfw she was the town bicycle in a remote Mexican village and a rich upper class WASP decided to marry her because "muh future Mexican vote"
>>71712433
>>71712290
LOL
>Please George help me pay my mortgage
>>71715558
Shades of shame, sadness, and disappointment.
>>71716207
lolwut ive never seen her full pic before, she's gotta be 3' 3''. Just picture Jeb nailing his best friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6KIdePfYYc
>>71716413
also she's the only girl he ever dated
>When Jeb announced to his family over Christmas in 1973 that he wanted to marry her, it “came as no surprise to us as Columba was the only girl he had ever dated,” his mother, Barbara Bush, wrote in her memoir.
>>71716593
>In 1994, Jeb ran for governor against Lawton Chiles and lost. He campaigned six days a week, morning and night, only slowing down when he was “dog sick,” he said. His wife, meanwhile, was home and overwhelmed with raising teenage children. One of them had a drug problem—only years later did they publicly admit that it was their daughter, Noelle. George P., then a Rice University student, was caught by police that year breaking into an ex-girlfriend’s house at 4 a.m. to see her; when her father asked him to leave, he drove his Ford Explorer over her family’s front lawn. The Schweizer biography reports that during that period, several family members overheard Columba say to Jeb, “You’ve ruined my life.”
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>>71716648
>several family members overheard Columba say to Jeb, “You’ve ruined my life.”
what a fucking cunt
she would be a fucking drug mule if it wasn't for him
>>71716732
donald trump should offer to pay his debt off to cuck him even more
>>71716207
I'd rather see melania as first lady
>>71716593
>>TRUMP?! IN MY HOUSE?!
>>"I paid your debt, Yeb."
>>Why would you do that? What do you want from me?! Didn't you ruin my life enough as is?
>>"There's only one thing I want, Yeb."
>>WHAT IS IT?
>>"I want to make America Great Again." as he pulls a signature red Make America Great Again hat out of his briefcase
>>"Put it on, Yeb. We have a news report in 5."
>>71716648
>>71716666
>>71716732
>>71716791
for a man whose father was a politician and a president he didn't exactly get the right genes his brother got, did he?
I mean, Shrub was not a great leader, but he at least held himself together. This guy can barely hold people's faith in him for a few months.
>>71716207
What a fucking gremlin.
The absolute state of Jeb
The insane thing is that a year ago, people were serious about him becoming president.
>>71716003
It's horrifying how the Establishment conservatives were so willing to sell out and make America some weird blend of Mexicana, starting from the culturally cucked bastard they wanted to put in office.
Trump truly is our last best hope for a United States that still remembers it's identity, so no-one else can tell it what it is.
>>71717350
>were so willing to sell out and make America some weird blend of Mexicana,
They still are assuming Trump doesn't get enough delegates
>>71716207
His shoes look like what they wear in McDonalds
>>71716648
what is this, some kind of mobile cuck-wagon?
>>71716648
What a beautiful multicultural family :)
>>71716207
WHAT THE FUCK
How can she have so small arms and legs and be so fat?
Literally looks like no one wanted to fuck Jeb and his dad found this thing in the dumpster
>>71716648
>several family members overheard Columba say to Jeb, “You’ve ruined my life."
Reminder to those who think it's a beautiful love story.
>>71712561
There was a /pol/ Yeb! Song playlist made. Anyone have the link saved to that?
>>71712290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krJ1Hz78few
its so perfect.
>>71718818
start from 8:50
>>71718818
>tfw Jeb & I have a lot in common
>except people know who Jeb is
>>71717426
who is that fluid druid
>>71712521
God, I wish i was as retarded as an amerifat.
If Trump was really anti establishment you wouldn't hear it from MSM. Actually you wouldnt hear it at all.
Pfft whatever you will not understand anyway. Go back to your meaningless empty shit excuse of a life. Choke on a burger or something you stupid trash
>>71719414
Trump had popularity for fucking decades, you stupid roach. He's been on tv, he's been on magazine, newspapers, and ads since the 80s. He's a household name so it really is impossible to not ignore him. The media knows that his name alone will generate revenue so you ask yiurself, what do the jews want? More money or to follow through with their plans? The answer is obvious.
>>71712290
I don't know why they thought running him was a good idea.
1-the other two bushes were mediocre at best
2-americans don't like dynasties
3-the GOP has spent 8 years running away from the bush name as fast as they could go
I like Jeb though. He was like the loser kid who you kept hanging out with when you were 8 because his parents bought him all the cool toys.
>>71712433
wait, he went and asked for the money himself?
>>71719594
Here comes another one. Do they still feed you lithium in your water supplies?
You can't be super filthy rich if you don't bend the knee. This is valid for all the people who have influence on the society, in every country. Be it a singer, politician, businessman etc. You get past a point (fame, money, skill) and you are asked to bend the knee, If you refuse you are destroyed.
Fucks sake if you are not going to improve yourself just end it. You and the other billions of braindead retards are pulling us down.
>>71717574
why did this make me laugh of all things
>>71718818
>Jim: I'm not making new videos
Welp it was fun. He'll be back in a year once he's finished sulking.
>>71719594
This. Trump is the only one who knows how to exploit the Jews love for money so well they are forced to give him media attention all the other candidates crave, even if it's against the Jews long term globalist interests
>>71719963
why? i need my jim times.
>>71720145
I know how you feel mang
He's probably the only internet """personality""" I actually enjoy listening to 100% of the time
Just like /pol/ he's never wrong
/r/-ing "please awoo"
one of you fuckers must have it
