>100+ degrees
>Spiders the size of dinner plates
>Literal fucking desert
>Ugly aboriginals
>Continuous influx of shitskins and gooks
>The women are butt ugly or feminazis
>The people say Crikey or m8 repeatedly
>There is no water, only Fosters
Kinda makes sense why the strayans banned guns. Any normal person would go insane and shoot up the place after a week.
>>71710967
As shitty as it is, the people there are less suicidal than here in NZ.
Also Aussie women are degenerate whores.
I sure love their bantz though
Straya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAhwOcSf1R8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAmaWU87C0A
>>71711013
Back in your shed new Zealand
Pretty good attempt fellow American. Next time try to be more subtle and maybe even a few non mainstream points.
Keep it up Ethan, good job
OI DAMO YOU CUNT
GIB ME TO LOIGHTA
>>71711096
Yes m'lord
>>71711111
This desu
>fosters
>real
>>71710967
Good surf but.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFjETSa9N7A
>>71711111
Checked m8
>>71710967
Disappointed, burgerman, disappointed.
>>71711111
>>71711112
THAT GET WAS MINE YOU FUCKING CUNT
GIBE IT BACK
>>71711111
>>71711165
>>71711201
>>71711215
Australian Internet Defense Force confirmed.
>>71710967
Most people live in the suburbs/cities with air conditioning, not many bugs/snakes, a lack of poor people, and typical leftist schooling, so they miss out on all the dangers of Oz.
As much as they like to think it, hardly any are like us in the outback. Most can't handle it, and they move back.
>>71711271
>He doesn't recognise encouragement when he sees it
She'll be right champion
>>71711270
BUILD WALL
>>71711111
>Ethan
>>71711111
Fucking perfect
>>71711297
this people in the outback and different to soft cunts in the cities
>>71711297
Do you guys drink a lot of Fosters?
Best ally.
>>71710967
All completely true, all foreigners please go to New Zealand and the United States™, they are the much better countries :)
Thinking about moving to Aussieland. It seems pretty shitty but the rest of the world is pretty shit too. Least there are some nice beaches and hot dudes there.
How hard is it finding a job in Australia?
>>71711411
Please go, dick puffer.
>>71711111
>five consecutive ones
>100+ degrees
Not even close in Tasmania, it only gets as high as 40 in summer
>Spiders the size of dinner plates
Not in Tasmania
>Literal fucking desert
Not Tasmania
>Ugly aboriginals
No abos in Tasmania
>Continuous influx of shitskins and gooks
Not in Tasmania
>The women are butt ugly or feminazis
No feminazis in Tasmania
>The people say Crikey or m8 repeatedly
Only m8
>There is no water, only Fosters
It's Boag's in Tasmania. I used to like Boag's Red (XXX ale), but I don't drink alcohol anymore.
>>71711411
Leave nigger
>>71711411
>How hard is it finding a job in Australia?
It's estimated we currently have about 150,000 available jobs and over 1.7 million unemployed.
>>71711411
>How hard is it finding a job in Australia?
brother i don't think i could adequately describe in english just how terrible the job market is right now
>>71711411
What kind of job? Office jobs are only for women here.
>>71711411
Considering you're a faggot, you're going to be living in Sydney.
It's very easy to find a job here. Very easy.
The median house price is also 1.5 mil and your landlord speaks Mandarin.
So make sure you have the qualifications for a high paying job.
>>71711411
>hot dudes
you stay right where you are, homo
>>71711360
I'm up north, so it's XXXX Gold for beer
>>71711091
>NOICE KEY CHANGE EY GAREH
>>71711465
>Tasmania
I left in 1997.
It still exists?
They opened the first McDonald's there like a year before I bailed. You used to have to line up for like half an hour to get a table.
>>71711500
1.7 million Centrelink fucks that don't want to work. Kill them all.
>>71711567
>KEY
>>71711411
There's tons and tons of hard jobs that soft cunts don't want to do
We're full though sorry
>>71711465
Since when was Tasmania part of Australia?
>>71711360
Fosters is export beer m80
>>71711627
What part of 150,000 jobs for 1.7 million people don't you get?
>>71711633
Kek I hardly understood a word he said
>>71711360
Beer depends on the state.
Queensland is XXXX Gold
Victoria is Carlton
New South Wales is Toohey
Tasmania is Boag's
South Australia is West End
Western Australis is Emu
is it true that australian women are like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8
>>71711662
I get a bunch of cunts not trying hard enough costing me $1,000 in week. I literally keep 2 non workers paid every week. Pathetic.
There is no reason not to work, move to the city, live in backpackers, shovel dirt, traffic control, bar staff.
>>71711091
Top kek, man I want to go to NT and hang shit on abos. Too scared of getting killed.
>>71711585
Fuck Maccas I wish we never got it.
>>71711646
I wish it wasn't, mainlanders are retarded SJWs.
>>71710967
>>100+ degrees
yes, it can go from hot to cold then to "FUCK YOU RIGHT UP" in a day
>>Spiders the size of dinner plates
yeah just stick to the cities
>>Literal fucking desert
in training for Mad Max IRL
>>Ugly aboriginals
Kill them all, they are a black cancer
>>Continuous influx of shitskins and gooks
gooks yes, shitskins get relegated to service stations/late night fast food shifts and Eastern States mainly
>>The women are butt ugly or feminazis
On the whole women are average but the best ones who have something going for them (looks or career) go to Sydney or Melbourne, Adelaide women are starved for cock because the good men leave the state kek. Upper class suburbs deliver quality gash too. Femnazi's is the fault of UQ and Melbourne
>>The people say Crikey or m8 repeatedly
Mate yes, if you want to fight, crikey only ironically
>>There is no water, only Fosters
Fosters is a meme 2bh everyone tries to think they are different and drinks casual brands. WA produces some good pale ales.
>>71711676
Seriously? His accent is fairly thick, heard thicker. Only English speakers I've had problems with are the Irish.
>>71711111
Australia is the biggest nanny state in the world. Even worse than us. You guys are the king of cucks furiously shitposting to remove attention from this fact.
>>71711725
OK so if we had 0 available jobs and 1.65 million unemployed, then what?
>>71710967
>>100+ degrees
That's 30 degrees to you, seppo
>>71711804
Sounds like it's time to import more migrants
>>71711730
6 finger country, be free
>>71711662
Why is it 150000 jobs and 1.7 million and not 0 jobs and 1.55 million?
>>71711829
I mean there is a labour crisis
>>71711788
>>71711788
>Britcucks think drawing a rooty tooty point and shooty on a piece of paper is good enough to rob a bank in Warsaw.
>Rejoin the queue
>Australian's are cucks
Upper kek Mahmoud.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/11804393/British-man-arrested-in-Warsaw-trying-to-hold-up-a-bank-armed-only-with-paper.html
>>71711759
Oh so he said gear
>GEAH
>>71711880
Perfect time for immigrants
>>71711788
what are we supposed to do?
our boomer parents stole our guns and stole our future and the government is stealing whats left because they'll all be dead by the time the rest of us are old enough and mature enough to realise we got fucked hard
>>71711804
I would say 90% of jobs I know of are never advertised and word of mouth.
But in all honesty I would give you about 700k people might actually be looking for work or be disabled and unsuitable.
I could easily believe in a million or so never having any intention or ever wanting to work. Shit needs to change.
>>71710967
OP, you forgot about their flag being wrong, the opposite of ours.
>having your red and white stripes in the upper corner
>filling the rest of the flag with stars and a solid blue background
Upside down cunts.
>>71711882
Im right and you fucking know it.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47
>>71711879
Why am I being asked to address this? Ok so 1.55 million unemployed an no jobs. So now there's 1.55 million lazy centrelink fucks who should be killed?
See how it's confusing when you ask random questions and I have to answer in the context of another persons original question?
>>71711788
rotherham desu
>>71711025
Honestly the banter culture down here gets a bit out of hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvzcY5obl4
"if ya next lift pulls if into the belanglo state forest jus get out and fuckin' run!"
my sides ahjaaa
>>71712051
>they're just bludgers, its not like there's 12 people per available job
>they have to hit the pavement, firm handshake
boomer spotted
>>71712018
>written by a woman
top kek
Calm down Mahmoud, you can't be upset when you have to go pray for the 16th time today lol. Does the Mufti know you are posting these haram words in the Sharia law zone?
>>71711111
Nice 1's
>>71712018
>Article crying about not being able to smoke in public places or drink themselves into a stupor in pubs
kek
degenerates btfo
>>71712051
Quit your NEET-shaming you faggot.
Touch my bux and you will feel my wrath.
>>71712156
>I can't follow more than 1 post of conversation
Flamin drongo spotted
>>71711725
Cheers for dosh I spend on good times bruh
>>71712018
Lets be honest Tommie, they need another Gallipoli to set things straight.
>>71712217
sorry mate you lost me, I'm not good at following more than one post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTbsbpB65I
>>71712100
Damn y'all are chill af
Reminds me of that one 90s video in the 7/11 that pops up in those nostalgia threads. Americans are nothing like that
>>71711968
Boomers took the gunz away because they needed us disarmed. They wanted to sell the country to slopes and dident want any chance of resistance. They dont give a toss what happens when they die, they just want to sell the joint without the chance of their kids flipping out and stopping them at gunpoint.
>>71712332
It's because we're over 90% white.
>>71712068
I had a m8 just slap a guy in the face he didn't know because he thought it was all fun and games. Turns out getting slapped in the face is outta his bantz zone.
>>71712369
Only 10% decent humans though. Rest are subhumans and degenerates.
>>71710967
But we didn't ban guns OP.
Doesn't mean they're not trying though
>>71711585
>You used to have to line up for like half an hour to get a table.
Get yerself a table on wheels and take the drive thru.
>>71712424
You'd have no idea bud.
>>71712305
>That Tintin comic is so fucking killer.
>>71711091
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0
>>71711644
>There's tons and tons of hard jobs that soft cunts don't want to do
You hear that, mexico?
>>71712468
theyre not banned, just crippled severely
>>71711644
please give me details, the worst week on my last job I was knee deep in mud and shit in long grass to my neck picking up rotting wood and trying to sort it into "can dock lengths out of" and "burn" piles.
I swear I must have had at least 100 spiders on me during that period... at least it was winter so no snakes or much sun.
tell me of these jobs.
I'm a girl by the way, kind of.
>>71712563
Mate they are going to ban 'manualy operated rapid fire' (SJW nonsense term) here. I expect them to take everything with more than 2 shots not burried 7ft deep inside PVC piping.
>>71711725
>live in backpackers
>>71712785
How much? What's the plus and minus?
>be american
>complain Russia is acting aggressively by strafing its naval ship
kek
>>71712825
I lost my job and rental in late 2015. I lived at a backpackers joint for 3 weeks for $80 per night.
The place was full of junkies and gooks.
I wouldn't recommend staying at a backpackers joint to anybody.
I'd rather buy a bottle of grey goose and drink until I pass out under a tree > backpackers lodge
>>71712774
>manualy operated rapid fire
>nogunz in charge of legal jargon
>>71712785
The average Melbournefag might as well live in a backpackers, the rental prices have them 5+ to a sharehouse.
>>71712916
should have bought a windowless van and lived in the back
This Gary the Goat is pretty awesome
>>71712958
Oh you have no idea mang.
Here are some of the terms they use for this gun alone.
>RAPID FIRE
>NEW TECHNOLOGY
>SEMI AUTO IN NATURE
>CROSS BETWEEN A PUMP ACTION AND A LEVER ACTION
>>71713147
Have some more Australian meme videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbXQXKXAHfE
>>71712958
>manually operated rapid fire
Somehow I dont think theyre talking about bump fire
>>71710967
>Spiders the size of dinner plates
>>71713147
who is that creature next to the monkey?
>>71713239
im not sure which of these claims is the most untrue.
>>71713307
>Spiders the size of dinner plates
If only they were. Then you would be able to see them coming and they couldn't crawl into your underpants.
>>71713473
Now youre just stuck with spiders small enough to hide under a toilet seat... waiting....
>>71713473
White tail bites are the worst but you get used to them by your teens.
>>71711360
Fosters isn't even brewed in Australia or owned by Australians, and is rare to find here.
Fosters is about as Australian as Budweiser or Guinness.
>>71713239
Theres no point buying one, lever shotguns and revolving carbines will be nixed by years end. You just know they will scoop up all lever & pump rifles as well. Straight-pull too, probally even 'fast' bolt actions.
No ones going to do jack-shit about it either. Every cunt will just mope about it and take the 20% above market price payout like a fucking cuck.
>>71713569
>White tail bites
Yeah. Lucky for me I don't react to them too badly and just get a red mark and irritation not too much worse than a mozzie bite.
>>71713473
the dinner plate sized ones are rare but do exist I've seen two in my lifetime and that's two more than I ever wanted to see
>>71713535
well I mean, yeah... there's even a whole thing about redbacks on toilet seats and stuff
>>71713705
afaik the white tail thing is a myth, its a different spider that causes necrosis and is blamed on the white tails simply because they're identifiable and a share a habitat
>>71712488
>obvious burger boy response
>>71713760
>Golden Gaytime
>>71713853
everyone loves a golden gaytime, right in the mouth
>>71713853
They're fucking delicious
>>71713760
Been a while since I've seen a frilly
>>71713692
Wait, didn't the NFA review get shitcanned by Turnbull? They said something about the timing being "inappropriate".
Now we only have to worry about the state firearm law reviews.
>>71713981
>a frilly
Are they good eating m8?
>>71713981
me too actually
I think they're allergic to hipsters, just saying.. haven't seen one in about 10-15 years
>>71711680
Im from perth, can confirm emu is not the most popular, either carton or VB
>>71714016
eating one right now, have like a whole box in the freezer
>>71713853
They're a fucken top dessert mate, might go down the servo and grab one after a feed at the rissole.
>>71714061
I generally buy almond magnums or cornettos.
>>71714020
I like the one near the hinge is all like "I-I'm here too"
>>71714061
oh I was talking about gaytimes not frillys
>>71714109
I used to buy maxibons but haven't had ice cream in ages
>>71714140
yeah i have a whole box of gaytimes in the freezer, and eating one right now, also you guys tried the mars bar icecream, its like mars bar but icecream hur,
>>71714093
>>71714140
>maxibons
Never heard of em m8. they sound like condoms.
>>71714140
>haven't had ice cream in ages
You some kind of poof m8?
>>71714203
>drumstick
Don't use em on your set at home m8. They make a terrible mess and you can't keep a beat at all.
>>71710967
mate, for the last blasted time we dont drink fosters here.
>>71714247
maxibons are the fucking shit, you probs see the ripoff brands, but they are ice cream sandwich but crunchy one side, but soft on the other
>>71714202
>gaytimes in the freezer
![Classic_Vanilla[1]1837-611547.png](https://i.imgur.com/wrcpXXv.png "Classic_Vanilla[1]1837-611547.png")
>>71714203
I think you're confused seppo
>>71714316
>>71714202
yeah I tried the mars bar ice cream a few years ago... they were alright.
what were the ones with the milk icecream in the middle and the like, sugarwater outside ones?
I liked those but now everything is choc coated.
>>71714247
>Never heard of em m8. they sound like condoms.
these ones cunt
>You some kind of poof m8?
no, well I mean I am a trann.
>>71714008
He's just getting the election over first. The bullshit state reviews are just to rubber stamp whatever the feds decide. Howard is worshiped by the left for his gun-grab. Prepbull wants the same lefty love.
>>71714325
>>71714396
>I am a trann
I hope you mean you are some sort of gook m8, not a bloke wearing a dress.
>>71714368
even your food is gay
admit it, that country is cucked by the UK
>>71714446
the latter
>>71711465
>No feminazis in Tasmania
why do you lie?
What do the americunts how to eat for icecream? Mr Chubbers choc coated sugar bomb icecream with obesity warning stickers on it?
>>71714498
Oh m8. Are you that one from Tassie?
I would feel better if there was only one of you.
>>71714491
They are the fucking best, try one cunt, you wont regret it
>>71714545
>Ice cream
>Implying it isn't frozen butter
>>71714545
>>71714545
blocks of frozen solid HFC with a vomit tasting chocolate coating.
>>71714578
sorry to disappoint, I'm from QLD
don't worry I'm ugly and going to kill myself
>>71711111
>Ethan
>Chad
>Tyler
>Dylan
>Logan
>Zachary
>Jose
>Caleb
>Austin
kek.
Try reading this without a gay lisp.
>Hi, my name is Jackson.
>Jacks-o-nnnnnnnnn.
>JJJJJJJJ-ACKS-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
literally autism the names of your people reflect their retardation.
Meanwhile Australia:
>Bruce
>Michael
>Daniel
>Jack
>Sam
>Garry
>Kenneth
>David
>Oliver
>William
>James
>Thomas
>Alexander
fucking brings a tear to my eye.
>>71714624
>>71714696
>going to kill myself
Livestream it please.
>>71710967
>>71711091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1uDTbb-VfI
>>71710967
never seen fosters in my life.
>>71711720
there are a couple. but i think low class slags are universal.
>>71714742
>Bazza
>Mikey
>Dazza
>Jacko
>Sam
>Gazza
>Kenny
>Davo
>Ozza
>Willo
>James
>Tommo
>Alex
>>71714742
>Kenneth
excuse me but I would just like to point out that any bloke named Kenneth is instantly called Kenny or even Kevo (if his mates are derisive enough) even though they aren't even called Kevin, Kevin is a great ocker name too btw.
>>71714794
nope, I feel bad enough that someone is going to have to arrange my funeral after I hang myself.
>>71714932
Seppos are envious of our ability to make nicknames that aren't poof
>>71711411
It's pretty easy, move to one of the state cities and apply to labour hire mobs and get paid the same amount of money driving a forklift that an engineer gets in America.
>Be me
>Drive a forklift for 12 years for same company
>Base rate is $36 an hour
>Also penalties
wew lad
>>71714491
No cunt, if you ever come here (which we're fucking full atm), try a Golden Gaytime, you wouldn't even care about the name famite.
>>71714645
>the peak of Australian civilization
>>71714794
pls be in adelaide
>>71715029
I always thought that "Get your forklift licence" thing was just a meme from the employment agencies..
>>71714034
Emu export or get fucked cunt
>>71711901
we dont pronounce Rs at the end of words
>>71711411
>hot dudes
>You can buy some non-Australian Australian beer in the UK, but not VB
Are you holding the good stuff for yourselves? Typical convicts.
>40+ degrees CELSIUS
>Yeah, but the big ones are friendly. Like Huntsman's
>Only 90% uninhabitable desert
>We have some alright women
>Only one guy says Crikey, and he's dead. Cunt and M8 are prevelant though.
>NOBODY FUCKING DRINKS FOSTERS I COULDN'T EVEN FIND THE STUFF IF I TRIED
>>71715577
http://www.sanza.co.uk/Victoria_Bitter_Case.asp
Shout ya self a slab you pommy cunt
>>71715835
And yeah, that's only $10 more than what they cost in australia.
Do any other Aussies dream of living out in the bush off the grid?
If I had 30 acres or so would anyone be interested in living with me?
Conditions would be very primitive. Might have to live in tents to start with.
>>71714645
>mother's milk
>>71715924
well mate if you werent probably ivan milat livin down in the northern territory i might've been done for it
>>71715924
Sure.
Which state?
Cause if it's not in Queensland then you can fuck off.
>>71715924
definitely but I think I'm suiciding on wednesday
>>71717283
Why wait until wednesday m8?
They are selling pic related in Woolworths now. Made in the USA and imported.
I ate a whole jar full with a spoon. Much easier to do than with Kraft brand which sticks in your throat.
So creamy. I give it 10 out of 10.
>>71717339
there's people here all weekend, its not until wednesday morning that I can do it
>>71717479
You should get help m8. Talk to someone.
How hard have you tried to cure your transvestitism?
>>71717414
I had a reese's peanut butter cup the other night.
That shit isn't peanut butter, it's peanut flavored corn starch
>>71717564
Well the shit in the jar was delish m8. I haven't tried the lollies.
>>71717283.
Don't kill yourself darl. I'm 34, never had a gf and I push on. I have no proper friends either.
The whole country will start having major problems soon and we get to laugh at it.
>>71717645
I am 33 and eat peanut butter by the jar. I have no friends.
But I push on too.
>>71717522
Oh its a tranny, not a grill...
>>71717283
m8 it could be worse
You could be paying out the arse to just live all the while being surrounded by gib-me-dat minorities and pillheads with fucked up accents.
>>71710967
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL!
EVERY THING OP SAYS IS CORRECT THERE FOR YOU MUST NOT VISIT
>>71713853
>He's never had a Golden Gaytime.
What a fag.
>>71717792
South Auckland m8?
>>71717838
West Auckland is the new South Auckland
>>71717522
transvestites are cross dressers, I am someone with a brain thing that means I can't be happy unless I'm female but that's impossible. aka transsexual.
I spent 20 years telling myself I was imagining it, tried to man up and eventually it was too much and gave transition a shot.
it didn't work because I was too rough thanks to 7 years working at a timberyard
I've spoken to a half a dozen different therapists and I'm just too fucked physically to ever even be close to making it.
>>71717774
yeah exactly
>>71717838
christchurch. fairly lucky to not be in west/south auckland
>>71717599
10 bucks a jar from coles but this shit is my shit
>>71717794
>tfw so full noone beyond boomers and richfags can afford a house
>tfw no point in getting a job cause it will barely pay the rent anyway
It gets depressing sometimes
>>71717965
Is that one of those fancy ones that gets a layer of oil on top that you have to mix in?
>>71717921
>a brain thing
Jury is still out on that m8. It is mostly tranny pseudo science that says that.
>I can't be happy unless I'm female
This statement is so preposterous that only a mentally ill person could make it. It is not true.
>>71710967
>The people say Crikey or m8 repeatedly
Check this out: http://exhentai.org/g/925220/b4f23e90a8/
>>71710967
You should watch the film 'Wake in Fright'
It's basically a documentary about life in straya
>>71717998
yeah but I drink it
>>71718141
Good on ya m8.
>>71717997
I fucking live for the housing bubble poping. Its only importing gooks and curries keeping it going now.
How fucking delicious it will be to listen to boomers tales of woe about 'losing everything' when the market dropped 40%...
>>71718278
>I fucking live for the housing bubble poping
I know what you mean m8, but that bubble is fueling my eventual inheritance payout too. I don't want my boomer parents to go broke before I get my hands on their cash.
>>71718078
t-thanks russia.
>>71718078
yeah c-cheers m8
>>71717414
I remember trying this before it was out because my aunt's brother worked in some candy company. Weird to hear Australias barely getting it.
>>71717730
>eating peanut butter by the jar
Found your problem right there.
>>71718911
Did you like it m8? What is your brand? JIF?
>>71717965
ABC spread is the shiz
>>71718999
No m8 you only found a symptom of my larger problem.
Need help aus/pol/
Lawyers and law students.
How do i say this in court? -
Roads and Traffic Authority of New South Wales v Care Park Pty Limited [2012] NSWCA 35
can i say "i would like to cite caselaw roads and traffic authority of N-S-W and care park pty ltd two thousand and twelve N-S-W-C-A thirty five, paragraph eighty."
>>71711384
no, you can continue being our immigrant shield.
>>71719021
You bet your ass I liked it, but we roll with the HEB peanut butter or the healthy equivalent.
>>71719211
You like it crunchy m8?
>>71719128
just put your hand under your armpit and make fart noises while also making a kissy face
>>71718053
>tranny pseudo science
there's papers on the subject and brain scans and biopsies that have been done
>>71719407
(You)
>>71719035
It's extremely unhealthy to binge eat. I have had some problems all my life and binge eating to get rid of stress made me a fat fuck and my situation worse. Not something you want to resort to when you have alcohol at your disposal (getting drunk is healthier than a jar of peanut butter).
>>71719128
m8 don't be one of those autists that tries to stump the courts with some home-lawyering.
You will just embarrass yourself.
>>71719535
That is so wrong i cbb giving a proper rebuttal
Heres a (You) btw
>>71719492
m8 I see you have bought the bullshit.
Well ask yourself this: Where has it led you?
To the end of a rope, that is where. And yet you still defend this bullshit that has destroyed your life.
>>71719385
My dad does. We usually get two separate jars for him and the rest of the family
>>71719495
why thank(you).
>>71719636
Real men like it crunchy m8.
He is probably secretly disappointed in you.
>>71719609
I was at the end of a rope anyway because like I said, I already wanted to be a woman long ago but whatever. you're right and people who have been researching this for over a hundred years are wrong.
>>71719519
m8 as you know I am 33 years old so I don't need kids on 4chan lecturing me on my fucking lifestyle thanks.
>>71719636
so the real jar and (you)r bitch jar?
What the fuck is this shit. I can't be fucked reading all of it. I mean how many fucking posts are in this bloody thread?
>>71719597
>Heres a (You) btw
Don't patronise me m8.
You probably think you will be like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting.
Well good luck m8. Here's your (you).
>>71719808
>I mean how many fucking posts are in this bloody thread?
227 now m8. And yours is the worst.
>>71711759
And Scottish English speakers.
Fuck me if I can understand more than half of what they say. Australian English is way closer to 'received English' than most of regional England and non-England UK.
>>71719872
Aw thanks mate I didn't put much effort into it.
>>71719810
Yea
>>71719981
>I didn't put much effort into it
The story of your life I bet m8.
What are you doing with yourself? Why are you on 4chan on a Friday night instead of at the club?
>>71720094
I usually like to shitpost and jackoff to crap. Its much easier than chasing some slut.
>>71719807
>>71719670
Crunchy peanut butter is some nasty shit. I don't know if it's the spic diet I grew up on but I can't stand the taste of regular peanuts, too bland. It'd make sense that Australians like it, because it masks the taste of all the bugs that creep in to their peanut butter.
>>71717414
Don't do it you fat cunt. It's a kike conspiracy to kill merifats and take over their oil fields.
Stick with Vegemite mate!
>>71720186
>bugs
>not calling them insects
I bet you're one of those insects mate.
>>71719704
Jesus Christ I wasn't being rude
>>71717414
Wtf that shit's being sold in Woolies now? Fucksake why?
>>71720255
An insect has six legs. Anything we count as an insect in America has three times the amount of legs and teeth in Australia.
>>71720298
tpp
we get hfcs and chinese meat
>>71720418
Fucking hell I forgot about the TPP we're all fucked now.
>>71720258
touchy subject maybe
>>71720471
thats what you get for voting libs I guess
>>71720518
>implying I vote
Its pointless because all the politicians are shit and no one can vote for shit.
>>71720600
the carlin approach, fair enough
>>71710967
Do australians shitpost irl?
>>71720733
All the time mate everyone has a ball.
>>71720733
its called bantz, its basically an endless string of oscar wildesque witticisms but with a lot more local colloquialisms and swearing.
>>71720667
Still fucking pointless since i'd still be helping some bastard.
>>71720600
Isn't it legally required there?
>>71721077
Yeah it is if you're on the AEC Roll last I checked.
>>71721077
the fines are slaps on the hands but I'm guessing they'll probably eventually increase them because nanny state
>>71710967
Better chinks than niggers, Mr. 60% white
>>71721196
This is true. Generally decent people.
>>71711297
This, that is some top grade clay around the coast, that's why God said in the bible it is to be for the Dacians but the eternal anglos stole it, soon all the Romanian intellectuals will band together and reclaim our God given land
