>be me
>go to trump rally today in PA
>wait in line for 2 hours
>end up not getting in
>rally ends
>horde of of us still at the main entrance
>peek inside
>metal detectors inside main walkway
>security guards
>they locked the doors
>people are pissed
>wander over to the edge of the stairway
>see side exit below me
>one of those doors that doesn't open from the outside
>after a few minutes 2 girls exit through it
>yell to them, ask them to hold the door
>jump down and walk inside
>stadium's almost empty
>a good throng of people surrounding the podium
>Trump's signing shit
>walk up to them
>be 4 feet from Trump, clear sight of him
>tfw i realized i could have brought a gun in and no one would have known
>tfw i realized i'm at point blank range from a presidential candidate
>tfw i'm now legitimately worried for Trump's safety
Seriously, it didn't hit me until I was driving home but anyone could have brought a gun, went through that door, and fucked up everything. Trump needs to make sure his security doesn't fuck up like that again. The first rally I went to we had to go through metal detectors and get searched.
You must be mocking me. I have a root canal Tuesday . fuck myself seriously I've got fucking pain too fuuuuck
security probably saw you and predicted quite correctly that you didn't have the balls
>>71709292
You still have teeth to get a root canal?
>>71709132
>implying Trump isn't bulletproof
>>71709132
He has Secret service doesn't he?
They've only failed to protect a few politicians right?
>>71709333
I've been taking them since I was 6 and my collection has grown.
You should of mentioned it you might of got hired to help.
>>71709481
*might have
up your game, paco
>>71709390
They don't get real secret service details till they're the actual nominated candidate for their party
>>71709132
Ok channers, somehow you've gotta send this story to Trump without sending it to the Berniefags
Can you pull it off?
Mission START!!
>>71709333
Underrated
>>71709481
Yeah that's a great idea
>Hey secret service you know I could have just killed Trump
>Sir please come with us
>>71709700
I replied to the wrong post. I just got done violently vomiting up my bad mcdonalds. Forgive me
>>71709132
I literally came here expecting that OP image was some porn with the guy dressed as a dentist and opening the girls mouth like that to show how much he nutted in there.
>>71710009
It's Ivanka trump
>>71709815
That's what you get for sucking down Ronald's McDick you fucking faggot.
Delete this
>>71710060
So? She definitely does porn.
>>71709226
Don't worry anon. I've had a root canal, it doesn't hurt if they numb you up properly. My root canal was actually more pleasant than any filling I've ever got because they make sure you're REALLY numb so that you can't feel a thing. Don't worry :)
>>71709226
Man up buttfucker, I peeled my finger like a carrot and just debrided it with peroxide.
