how does it feel knowing he could crush your head like a grape?
>>71705883
Honestly? I'm a little turned on.
>>71705883
he's incredibly dyel
>>71705883
i'd knock that mother fucker out in under a minute.
>>71705883
No trolling, you know he fucked Tila Tequila
>>71705883
groomed politician is groomed
>>71705883
But he wouldn't
>>71705883
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qK4mJWQD0
he's a big guy
>>71705883
But if he kills me, I win
>captcha: sheds
it knows
>>71705883
Trudon't is the softest nigga this side of the GTA
>>71705883
I had bigger biceps when i was a teenager.
>squash your head like a grape
Guy might even have problems opening a fucking jar.
Canada, as fun as it is to laugh at your pathetic prime minister pretending to be a good boxer and what not.. don't you realize how much this effeminate douchebag is destroying canada, and don't you realize how utterly stupid he really is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtjXKe43hew
>>71706571
t. fatass who is now 30
>>71706909
40?
>>71706884
sport 5 days a week all my youth, only phased out in my mid 20's so try again faggot.
justin trudeau is a totally weakling, both in mind and in body.. and is a disaster for canada what are you defending him for?
>>71705883
>otter mode beating anyone up
>>71706909
>>71707054
had to reply twice lmao
confirmed fat
>>71706815
Yes we do. And we laugh because it masks the shame we feel on behalf of our liberal cucktrymen
>>71707080
Was going to delete the first since the reply was too short, but whatever floats your boat burger degenerate.
>>71706815
>that black guy's face when dude weed is down
>>71707080
>murica
>calling someone else fat
Kek
We need a great northern wall.
>>71705883
I just tell to him that I'm his enemy. Bam, now he can't do shit.
>>71707170
>>71707235
why did you flag invert colors
>>71706815
Bud Papa Trudeau would cold clock your prime minister so hard he'd be face down/ass up out cold, then he'd signal in two muslim refugees to consolidate his victory up your PM's ass bud.
infact hes in new york right now training bud.
>>71705883
anti-trudeaus btfo!
justin will conquer america and he can be our emperor!
I could knock this fucking cunt out, and if he doesn't believe then he should come over, and fucking fight me.
>>71707369
I think you misunderstood the job description of prime minister when you voted for him.
>>71705883
Maybe if we boxed. Id take yhe weedy cunt to ground and pull his eyeballs out.
Yeah I've got similar arms etc but somehow he still looks like an effeminate douche. It's the cold dead eyes of a liberal. The thousand yard grinning stare of a total retard.
That pussy doesnt lift lol. Looks like a cardio bunny.
>>71705883
Nah he wouldn't even have enough strenght to crush Abdul's balls while he is taking it up the ass.
>>71705883
I could put him to sleep easy. On the feet or on the ground. Dude can't fight worth dick, no wonder he's a liberal pussy.
Looks like a frail vegan
>>71705883
Did you see him try to box?! Fuckin sad
>>71706284
>mfw my friend showed me kenny vs spenny and he thought it was legit, like not scripted at all
o yea champ these two retards are just letting these blokes film them and put them on tv
>>71705883
His wife would "crush my head" if you know what I mean.
Fuck, hes pretty jacked for sure, but he's super lean.
I've got alot more weight to throw around not only in muscle but some fat too. He apparantly knows how to box though, so I feel he'd beat me in an actual boxing match, while I'd kick his ass in a street fight without rules.
>>71705883
Fuck off, he's a libtarded faggot.
>>71708520
>He apparantly knows how to box though, so I feel he'd beat me in an actual boxing match, while I'd kick his ass in a street fight without rules.
Why do people believe this? You know trained fighters can fight without rules too right? You know they can poke eyes, kick you in the dick and whatever else, only harder and more accurately with cardio to spare right? Seriously, what gives you this thought process?
>>71708990
God, if you're going to be tranny filth at least get breasts that look convincing.
>>71708895
Maybe he has been in a lot of fights?
There are probably lots of people who could kick my ass in a ring who have no chance on the street, because when I fight, I just grab people and fucking hammer them, usually with my forehead, or with my shoulders against a wall, or the ground, whatever. I don't even actually punch people much, because it usually never goes that long, it's usually over in a few seconds.
But a ref would not let me get away with that shit at all in some exhibition sport like a martial art or whatever.
>>71709073
Seriously. I can barely fap to that.
>>71709431
>>71708895
Maybe because I can do all that shit too, and do it often. Boxing rule apply restrictions that I'm not used to fighting under, a fight without rules removes the restrictions that he IS used to. He may have cardio to spare, but there's no way in hell this bastard can hit harder than me, I'm a fucking tank, I'd probably end the fight before that cardio to spare came into play. If I run at this guy, there's no way in fucking hell he's going to stop me, I've got 50 pounds of him, I can tackle his ass to the fucking ground, and if I'm on top of his ass feeding him the fucking right left there's no way he's getting up.
>>71705883
sure senpai
>>71705883
>6'4"
>195 lbs
I would like to see weedman try
I could take him with ease. He has a glass jaw and his boxing form is a bit sloppy. Probably has shit all ground game too.
>>71705883
Frankly, it makes me hard. He can place my head between two of his body parts and apply pressure any day. And that applies to both heads.
>>71709800
>A bit
No need to mince words with it, he can't box worth dick. Jake fucking Shields could heem that faggot.
>>71709318
>>71709641
I understand the spirit of what you guys are trying to say but I don't think you've really considered what I've said. You may well be a crazy mother fucker who will go way over the line. But to say that gives you an advantage over a person who trains to fight just isn't true. There are plenty of psychopaths and mean bastards who train to fight. They're going to have the advantage of sparring multiple times a week with different people, benefits from strength training, very high levels of mental conditioning.
To assume you have an advantage is just false.
Also
>>71709641
>If I run at this guy, there's no way in fucking hell he's going to stop me, I've got 50 pounds of him, I can tackle his ass to the fucking ground, and if I'm on top of his ass feeding him the fucking right left there's no way he's getting up.
Not if he knows how to wrestle
>>71709641
So wait, you know you're out of his weight class and you still think he'd beat you in a boxing match? What are you, some kind of retard or something?
Does anyone actually have his record in the ring, and not just webms of him getting his ass kicked, I'm curious to see just how good this guy is, I've heard he's undefeated, but that was some leaf shitposter so I doubt it.
>>71709893
Jake's Ju Jitsu is legit tho
>>71709893
>Jake Shields
>Anything less than the striking God
Just bleed fans pls go
>>71710047
1-0, one fight total, and yes that is one colossal faggot shitposter
>>71710081
Yeah, but his striking is the second most atrocious thing I've ever witnessed short of MAYBE Cathal Pendred's everything. Annd I'd still take him over Weedman, Truedeau is simply that fucking shit.
>>71705883
He looks like your average in shape high school athlete. Nothing impressive at all. Let me fight him bare handed out of the ring (aka not a fixed publicity stunt) and I'd leave him a bloody pathetic mess in under a minute.
>>71710186
>>71705883
Guns. The real one
>>71705883
I really want to know what his dick looks like and if he is cut or uncut.
I'd also like to know whether or not he cums a lot, but more than anything I'd love to suck his cock and balls dry.
>>71710000
>All those assumptions
>Trudeau lifting
>Trudeau knowing how to wrestle
>Trudeau having any form of mental toughness while still being as liberal as the average Swede
>>71710223
>that last uppercut
In all seriousness that was pretty shit though
>>71710047
I know I'd have a record for rimming his ring if he gave me the opportunity.
>>71710223
Why does he make that face? Is he trying to look like a fucking woman?
>>71705883
Does he even lift?
>>71709318
>>71709641
Cute RP
>>71710318
Please highlight the specific sentence I used ITT mentioning Tredeau.
>>71710359
>>71710223
God I want to suck him off, and have him take me, fuck me, and make me his.
I want him to shoot a load up my ass and make me carry it in my butt all day by forcing a butt plug into me, to seal his seed inside me.
>>71710223
Is that supposed to be intimidating? He looks like a fucking soccer fairy trying to shadow box. I'd grab him by his faggot hair and smash him against a brick wall before he knew what happened. You leaf shits trying to act like this pussy is some tough guy is fucking pathetic, give it a rest already.
>>71710378
Yeah, clearly you were stating that a trained fighter is just as dangerous out of the ring as they are in the ring, which is obviously true.
>>71710394
>>71707369
Both our leaders are shit in different ways, but I'm pretty sure mine could destroy yours without even breaking a sweat.
>>71705883
I wish we would put him on our money instead of old Harriet Tubman.
>>71705883
No fucking way this is a real pic
This guy is too epic
Any pictures of his feet or legs? I need some good material to beat the meat to tonight.
>>71710588
>>Trying this hard
lets face it, memes are the last legitimate form of artistic expression there is. when you want to convey a thought, opinion, story, joke, or what ever, the meme is the way to do it. you can never go wrong with a meme. it is pretty much perfect for any situation. i get hated on a lot for my use of memes to distribute my idea to /pol/ but i feel that hate is unjust. just because kids these days only care about movies and video games and music doesnt mean they can spew hatred for real art like memes. i think meme ignorance is one of the main issues facing /pol/ today and i think the problem needs to be addressed directly by Hiroshima Nagasaki. i love what /pol/ is doing and i fully support everything you guys do.
>>71710000
> But to say that gives you an advantage over a person who trains to fight just isn't true.
Except this isn't his primary career, from my impression it seems boxing is more of a hobby to him, I probably fight just as much as this guy if not MORE, just in a far more casual manner.
>They're going to have the advantage of sparring multiple times a week with different people, benefits from strength training, very high levels of mental conditioning.
I also benefit from strength training, I hit the gym often and play rugby, and while I don't do organised fighting, I love to spar with my buddies and sometimes just random guys at the gym, and I get into fights pretty fuckin often when I'm hammered, so I'm no fucking newbie to fighting.
>>71710029
When I said boxing rules it was under the assumption that both his and my own weights would be magically fuckin transformed to be in the same weight class. If our weights were left alone and we were put in a boxing ring, I really dont know what would happen, I have little to no experience with boxing rules, but again, 50 pounds on the guy aint nothin to fuck with.
>>71705883
>
>just drop your pants
>when he kneels to suck your dick knee him in the face
or alternatively
>claim to be a minority in distress
>sucker punch him
>>71710373
Surprisingly enough not everyone on this board is a hungry skeleton who doesnt leave their chair.
>>71710378
Well, turns out you didn't. Apparently I'm so blinded by my hate of this man that I figured trained fighters in general was still in the larger context of that poof, like the leafs trying to claim he counts as one or something. My bad.
>>71705883
kek he goes down on a little girls first punch, seriously. He's a prutty boy, keeps telling him self in front of the mirror....
>>71710513
I don't even know who the leader of the Russian Federation is?
Nelson Mandela?
Are you a satellite country of Russia?
Why does your flag suck? Did ol Vlad not give a fuck enough about your cuck country.
>>71710223
>hook, uppercut, look at my fabulous hair
>not closing is fists
>chicken wings
>blue steel face
>nip slip
Fuck he's so hot. I want his fat maple syrup c*ck in my ass.
>>71710709
Comprehending exactly what people are trying to say through text can be hard enough when it's one person speaking.
>>71710742
He's a poser.
>>71705883
Lol right.
Maybe if I was too drunk to stand up and he just did a bunch of speed?
Looks like a twink to me anon.
>>71709716
Is that standard issue for the army?
>>71708290
Kenny versus spenny was the dumbest shit. Literally every episode they make the challenge, and make rules about the challenge, and spenny always breaks the rules or finds a loophole
>episode about who can stand the longest
>both agree that leaning is against the rules
>later "Leaning isn't standing!"
>>71705883
nah, i could stand on his feet and dead lift him in two at the knees
>>71710936
>>both agree that leaning is against the rules
Kenny said leaning wasn't standing, hence the argument.
The show is about the shystery jew outsmarting the oversensitive goy every time
>>71711031
>I wish I could quit you
>>71711031
aren't they both jews? that show sucked, anyways
>>71711120
i know a one figure technique that will let me win the fight senpai.
>>71710785
>Nelson Mandela?
No, that's yours I'm pretty sure. Or some other nigger. Who knows.
>>71705883
I would whisper to him "my great grandfather was a cherokee which means I'm 1/8 native american. If you beat me you're racist." Then he would drop his guard.
>>71710809
I call first dibs, you get sloppy seconds.
>>71711205
He can take me in a tent any day. I hate you so much Canada for having that beef cake as your leader. I want him.
>Those hands
God almighty, he's got the hands of a carpenter and the soul of a poet. Imagine those hands stroking your cock and massaging your balls, it would be amazing.
>>71705883
>>71711499
iktf bro
>>71708520
>He apparantly knows how to box though
Cardio boxing or Tae Bo once a week doesn't count as knowing how to box.
In class we had one dude who wanted to an actor or singer or something and every time we got into the ring he would get mad when you punch him in his face, because he had to make a living with it. Why go boxing in the first place if you can't be bothered to get punched?
>>71705883
I have a proposal Canada why don't we switch?
Why don't we take Justin Trudeau and in exchange we send Ted Cruz back to you?
How does that sound?
This year is Canadas first time we'll be celebrating "Pride Month June 1 - July 3", which ends with a big parade in Toronto....
>>71711749
You should have surprised him one day by taking his face in both hands and kissing him.
>>71711780
I want his tongue in my mouth followed by his dick.
>implying I'm afraid of Glass Joe
>>71711822
Dude wanted to do musicals I think. I'm afraid he would've surprised me with grabbing my cock, so no kissing.
>>71711780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM_e3BFxEPc
Forgot the promo video, Gay Pride MONTH in Canada....
>>71711849
Don't we all
>>71705883
The same feeling as knowing you'll never get a gf
>>71711849
>>71711939
>>71711908
Do you have any pics of him saved on your computer? Or can you facebook him and show us what he looks like?
Anybody have green text styled fantasy stories involving sex or say a body swap with Justin Trudeau?
>>71711031
It's still a pretty stupid show
>>71712003
>>71705883
I think my 14 year old daughter could take him through tecnique
Shes a cute little blue belt
>>71705883 (OP)
He can't do anything. Skinny guy with abs is like fat girl with tits. If you're one of those things, then it means nothing if you have them and everything if you don't.
>>71711982
Nah, don't get me wrong. I hated him but he was kinda a friend.
He actually was kinda buff. Imagine a shorter stocky Trudeau with more weight and a Tom Cruise style laugh.
>>71705883
>>71705883
Canada really scored with this stud. They should make him their Supreme Leader for life.
>>71705883
He beats the fuck out of having this old bat as a leader.
>>71711606
>cuir
>French for leather
>homophone with queer
>French is faggy
>Homophone
>Homo
That sash is so meta.
>>71712275
i know eh
>>71712211
Did you have a slight man crush on him?
>>71712338
I wonder what she's thinking right now. I bet he asked her what her favourite disney princess is.
>>71705883
i could fuck him up if he stepped ot me anon
>>71712390
I want to bury my face in his armpits and sniff and lick the day away.
>>71712390
Not really.
>>71712400
Probably how she wishes she ruled back when England actually mattered in the world.
>>71710785
A m e r i c a n
E d u c a t i o n
>>71706430
Underrated comment
>>71707670
We are fucking doomed. I might have to go innawoods.
>>71707313
kek
>>71712338
>He beats the fuck out of having this old bat as a leader.
Really? I'm no royalist, but I can't see any way in which he's an improvement. Liz will likely last longer than him anyway.
>>71705883
>trudeau
>stronk
literally i have a friend that could bend his ass over and rape him at will, he looks like a fucking pusst and he can't take a single fucking hit.
man i wish america would do waht it normally does to chucklefucks like him, talk shit get hit mang.
>>71712726
Liz has no power and looks like Alfred Hitchcock in drag.
>>71712803
Can you put me in contact with this friend of yours? Sounds like a fun date.
This is what every president will be in the future. This what social media does to us. General attention whoring photo ops like on tumblr, virtue signalling like every sentence is a tweet, and random lewd behaviour that isn't worthy of a head of state.
You all should know better than to reply to Turdeau threads.
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>71712868
Tell me oh wondrous Germany that can't win a single fucking war, what great leader of the past do you wish to harken back to?
>>71705883
If he spat in a cup I would drink it.
>>71712823
She may fill more of a ceremonial role (even though technically she could still veto any act of parliament that comes through), but her having no power I think still gives her and edge over Trudeau. I mean who thinks giving him a position of political responsibility is a good thing? Come on goys, it's 2016
American expat
>babby tier core muscles
>pillowbiter tier upper torso
>flimsy looking shoulders
>Wouldn't be surprised if he had some pencil legs to go along with the rest of his gym 3 days a week body
Looks frail enough to be blown away by a gust of wind. Like A FUCKING LEAF
>>71713103
We were heavily outnumbered and still held our ground pretty long despite literally the whole world ganging up on us and shitty leadership making shitty decisions. You lost against fucking vietnam despite being a world power.
Anyhow, if I had to pick a leader I'd probably take Alexander the Great.
>>71713384
Two World Wars... both lost. I'm proud of my German heritage but not of the Country's standing in the world.
>Alexander the Great.
I'm surprised that you didn't write him off as a degenerate queer.
Why is Britain so cucked? Are you guys really that terrified of Muslims?
>>71713457
He was a degenerate queer, but he was a good leader anyway.
I'd just shoot him.
/thread
>>71706194
Are we supposed to be jealous le weed man scissor fucked that squishyfaced zandozan?
>>71708895
Because I've been in real fights and sports fights. You? Not so much. The difference is startling.
I don't think so
I want to see Justin Trudeau's feet damnit!
>>71705883
Prime numbers will teach math to people. If they are wrong it will cost them money. Fastest way to learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dfvzxFcFOU
>>71705883
>>71709716
He can try
>>71711389
Putin would rag doll that little faggot.
I'd pay good money to see it.
Literally kekd
>>71714681
Nigel, bin that fucking knife right now.
>>71710394
no homo tho right
What a fucking gorgeous looking man. His full and brown locks of hair are also fabulous.
>>71710223
> those jabs
> fists not closed properly
> throwing your left before you return your right
> that uppercut
It pains me to think that some people consider this good boxing.
>>71705883
>>71705883
>how does it feel knowing he could crush your head like a grape?
Pretty good desu. He has a very tight sphincter and milks 2 or 3 nuts out every time.
>>71714681
Your going to jail
>>71713217
Chink'd
Please do me Trudeau senpai.
>>71712338
Even she could probably beat him
>>71705883
>thinking a skinny manlet can crush someone's head because he has low body fat
I recall him getting embarrassed in a boxing match, so you should probably kill yourself.
>>71706194
Does that mean the Prime Minister of Canada has Hep C and possibly HIV?
>That weak as fuck grip on his hands
He's still a huge beta male
>>71706815
Please tell me they married him to some trophy programmed wife so he doesn't come off looking too much like a faggot.
