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ITT 2025, wake up in United States of Trump, you did this. >Great
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ITT 2025, wake up in United States of Trump, you did this.

>Great Leader Trump's morning announcement is transmitted from Moon Colony directly to every citizen's via ALPHABET brain implant.

>100% employment, every worker straps on their drone jetpack and gets flown to their assembly factory, parachuting in through the roof to save costs on landing.

>Next 18 hours are spent putting together Great Leader memorabilia, toys and appliances. RobotDon managers watch you closely and whip you every time you misalign a piece or slow down in ethic and effort.

>Food cube inserted anally for efficient digestion and your drone jetpack crashes on the way home, you crawl to your cubicle apartment with two broken legs after you parachute into a tree and fall down.
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>>71705841
ONLY WORKING MAKES YOU WORTH ANYTHING!!!!
ANYTHING ELSE IS LAZY FUCKING LIBERAL SHITLORDING SJW MUSLIM NIGGER KEKLORDING LIBERALISM.
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So what you're saying is that I get a free parachute?
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>>71705841
Literally a dystopia.
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I'd kill myself for waking up in America
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>>71705841
Drone jet pack is an oxymoron you pleb
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>>71705841
Good, now buy your Trump statue and be good boy or we'll put you in the salt mines.
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>>71705841
Sanders trump.......
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>>71706248
Almost spit out my drink.

>>71706454
This, thats communism OP
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B-but jetpack is a silly mode of transportation.
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>Haven't received news from outside the borderline for the past 7 years, enemies of America are constantly looking to attack us

>Work hard, Protect the nation, Freedom is not Free.

>Report all potential immigrants, report all suspicious activities, report others for under-reporting

>Get home, RobotDon wife complains of late arrival. Refuses sex again due to unmet productivity quota, it's been 3 weeks. Look longingly outside cubicle window, neighbor is getting pegged by his RobotDon. Lucky son of a bitch.

>Mandatory sleep initiated, you collapse and enter UtopiaDreams. It's the most successful open world dream environment with over 400 million Americans logging in every night.
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>>71705841
It all sounded great until I broke my legs. I assume that won't happen every day?


You are trying to paint a terrible picture but drones that fly people around and Moon colonies by 2025 sound fucking amazing
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>>71707389
not terrible at all anon, it's exciting and new BigDon approved. Only 1.5million work credits gets you to the Moon.
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>>71705841
1/10
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>>71707431
Idk how that figures in AU Dollary-doos but 1.5 Million Donalds American is well worth it for a moon colony spot
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>moon colony
worth it
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>wake up
>traditional conservative wife is cooking breakfast
>give my government issued loli catgirl a kiss on the cheek as I leave the house
>get into my Tesla pickup truck, fully charged over night with clean and efficient fusion power
>drive to the wall
>spend six hours adding the daily ten feet to my little section
>spy a spic on the other side with a goat and a boy
>offers to let me fuck them both if I let him through
>give him a smile as I put the final brick of the day up
>go home
>wife made steak with baked potato on corn-on-the-cob, my favorite!
>shitpost on 4chan's new /fi/ - Final Solution board while catgirl sits in my lap
>go to bed
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This is the real future right here.
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Sounds like a paradise desu.
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>>71707896
i want a tesla so fucking bad.

they're so goddamn cool.
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>>71706127
And a sick nasty jetpack, but only if you say thanks big Don!
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