Do you believe that many Bernie supporters will kill themselves this coming Tuesday? There's a good chance that Maryland and Pennsylvania are the final blow to his campaign.
>>71693138
Bernie is going to win the Democratic nomination and then promptly die of a stroke.
>>71693138
As long as people throw money at him, he has no reason to stop
He's pocketed $10m and his followers continue to donate without even questioning the FEC letters he has received
He's only worth $300K and that's after 25+ years in government.
This is all just a retirement scam for him.
They're funneling money into accounts for him, saying they're spending it on the campaign (which is all just idiot phone bank volunteers from r*ddit).
He'll have to give some to Clinton, as is law, when he drops out, but the rest has bought him a house in the Caymans.
>>71695440
How fucking funny will it be if he actually takes the money and retires in the Bahamas or some shit. All those millennials would commit suicide.
>mfw a significant chunk of his supporters desperately want him to win because they think he has the power to forgive their student loan debts
>mfw a lot of them are using money from their student loans to donate to him
>mfw some of them are even taking out bank loans to donate to him
>mfw he drops out and reality sets in for them
>>71695806
There won't be a noticeable change though. 12 year olds act like little bitches 24/7
>>71695806
It's pretty funny seeing all of my college friends voting for him and I can tell it's only because of their college loans
>>71695623
>All those millennials would commit suicide.
We can dream. We. Can. Dream.
>>71693138
Please. They were supposed to kill themselves last Tuesday.
>Bernie loses New York
>"Guys, it's not the end! We just have to phonebank more!
