Only real patriots vote for Cruz.
cruz is canadian
>>71691208
Wow that does it, I was going to vote for Trump but after I gazed upon this dank meme, I can no longer. I am officially a /cruzmissile/.
>>71691208
Yeah nothing say "patriot" like circumventing the will of the people by giving handjobs to delegates.
>>71691208
I don't want anti masturbation vans coming around and checking on me every 30 minutes thank you.
I'm sorry to inform you that this bait thread was too low energy so you will not be receiving $0.03 into your account.
"We're voting for Cruz!"
I hope Dan gets paid OT
>>71691208
No true scotsman
>>71691509
top kek
>>71691208
fuck off
>>71691509
/thread
>>71691509
/thread
>>71691208
>he thinks anyone here likes Dump
>he thinks anyone here likes Bernie
>he thinks those aren't all paid reddit shills
>>71691656
Trump is stumped.
>>71691208
Cruz is nuts, religious nuts.
>>71691289
One and done. Canadians burned the white house once already and that was enough
>>71691706
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>71691208
>>71691724
>posting from an iphone
It's that easy to detect a shill
>>71691289
fpbp
>I'm a Christian first and an American second
Cruzcucks need to kill themselves.
>>71691208
Well, it's settled. I am now a #CruzMissile.
>>71691656
>Tay Tay gorgeous as always
Trump should've married her so she could be our first lady.
>>71691208
> handing the white house to a man from the country that burned it down
>>71691208
cruz is intentionally trying to circumvent democracy now.
>>71691289
literally nothing wrong with a canadian president
>>71691208
>only real patriots vote for a Cuban
wew
>>71691875
Low test tbqhwf
>>71691509
OP BTFO
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
>>71691875
She looks like a fucking monitor brah
>>71691289
rekt
>>71691208
cruz could be george washington risen up from the dead
but I'm still not voting for his ugly snot eating rat face
>>71691208
>this candidte has fewer votes and less support than these other candidates
>he must be the true patriot! i'm no sheep!
nice logic friendo.
thread hidden
>>71691208
>you're a sheep unless you listen to me and do what I want
>>71691509
My sides
People who make the kind of statements OP make are the real sheep
>>71692094
Don't be mean...
>>71692026
except you know Article 2 of the constitution.
>>71691875
Someone needs to bubble porn taylor
>>71692658
i gotchu senpai
>>71691829
>Muh Deus Vult! Muh Crusade! The Pope is a cuck!
But clearly Cruz's beliefs belong in 1096, not 2016, right? We're a progressive nation now. Christianity is a thing of the past.
There is no sky fairy but the the almighty Allah, blessed be his name, with Muhammad as his prophet.
>>71692658
>>71692726
Sheeeit
Got >>71691875 ?
>>71691208
At this point shilling for Cruz is a waste of time, the man has no redeeming qualities and his campaign thus far can be best described as 'flat'. The only people endorsing him are last elections losers and obvious corporate shills, both of which are doing more damage than good. Ted Cruz is just filler like John Kasich, they can't even win at this point, they're just there to obstruct Trump so Conservatives aren't allowed to have anything nice.
>>71692737
The Constitution is more important than the Bible. In no way am I saying people should throw away their Bibles or beliefs. However, if you put faith before your country, you're not fit to be the leader of that country.
>>71692819
Not bubbled, I got a fake though.
Not too bad.
>>71691208
>Murica voting for the hat.
DUDE
>>71692737
Bait, but honestly people who vote because their religion was APPEALED to show why they have generations of cucks in their family that bought into the charisma of their local preachers. They're gross, all doe eyed and weak from their bloodlines authority appeal. Should be disenfranchised desu.
>>71692892
>all the founders were not fit to be leaders of their country
Get out of my country.
>>71691372
>when Cruz persuades delegates to support him he's cheating
>when Trump says he'll persuade unbound delegates at the convention if he needs too he's great
>>71693247
Most of the Founding Fathers were deists, so consider suicide.
>>71693355
One has the people's support, the other does not.
This isn't rocket science, retard.
>>71692827
>and his campaign thus far can be best described as 'flat'. The only people endorsing him are last elections losers and obvious corporate shills
Cruz has the most amount of small individual donations of all Republican candidates, some $66 million at an average of ~$30 and counting. It doesn't at all sound like your description is accurate.
>they can't even win at this point
Sure he can.
>they're just there to obstruct Trump so Conservatives aren't allowed to have anything nice.
Trump isn't a conservative. Trump's supporters here on /pol/ hate conservatives and call them cucks, even as they keep up the fight on issues Trump's supporters gave up on before they switched from being libs.
>>71691208
Oh yes vote for Ted Cruz! A trusTED conservative with a proven track record goyim!
>>71691208
New Mexican here.
I was going to vote for Trump, but I just got a phone call from Ted Cruz. He told me Trump is dropping out of the race. I guess I have no choice but to vote for Cruz. Kasich is a liberal.
>>71691208
He's a fucking cuban.
>>71693247
Oh you are one of those idiots that thinks the founding fathers were christians
>>71693481
You didn't speak to the hypocrisy raised in my post vis-a-vis delgates, and how one can do the same thing in order to persuade them and have it be characterized by supporters differently for the fact of their support. Even so, Cruz has plenty of people's support. More will have voted for him in this primary cycle than voted for Romney in the last, even as there were much more competitors in this cycle with which to split the vote than the last. If the delegates go his way at the convention, it won't be for a lack of his receiving a great deal of the popular vote.
>>71691818
Are you delusional or just butthurt?
>>71693481
Who is this semen demon?
>>71694546
Delegates are supposed to reflect the will of the people.
Someone who is not supported by the people circumventing that fact and directly bargaining with the delegates themselves is an underhanded cheat..
Someone who is talking to the delegates after they've already demonstrated the support of the people is behind them is just getting what they are owed.
You are literally retarded.
>>71691208
WRONG COUNTRY MORON
>>71691208
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>71691208
>>71691208
The cuckoldry is real.
>>71693630
>Mathematically eliminated from the race
>HE CAN STILL WIN PRIESTHOOD RISING
Holy fuck Cruz supporters are retarded.
M A T H E M A T I C A L L Y
>>71694780
Delegates represent their state party's members and supporters in a convention environment, taking into account the results of various popular primaries and caucuses and other intangibles, such as ability to unify disparate groups behind them. The way you want to have it described reads like the primaries are a direct democracy. But the nominating process has never been that. Of course, you have motive, in that the guy you support has a larger aggregate amount at this point (aided considerably by the front-runner bonus, which awards more delegates than a candidate may win as a percentage of the popular vote; Trump in fact has enjoyed the largest benefit of delegates beyond his popular vote, even as his is the loudest voice that the system is rigged against him). Which may not be enough, for to secure the nomination one must have a majority of delegates, not simply "a lot."
>>71695579
Speaking of retarded, here's you, referencing rules to primary processes that do not exist.
Real patriots fight for Dixie or the lone star.
Good luck gerrymandering your own fucking party assholes.
>>71695995
>The way you want to have it described reads like the primaries are a direct democracy. But the nominating process has never been that.
Oh gee well that makes it all better.
Go home everyone. Democracy is over.
Turns out Cruz's fucking of the popular vote is standard operating procedure so it's perfectly okay.
Sarcasm aside, Nigger I know how the fucking system works.
I said delegates are SUPPOSED to represent the people. If you want your vote to be a useless scrap of paper then that's fine and dandy but not everyone is as eager to get fucked by the two party system as you are.
>>71696466
Amen
>>71691208
Cruz is a godless kike puppet, and sold his soul to almost as many kikes as Hillary has.
>>71695969
>>71691208
>implying image attached isn't target audience
>>71691372
voting for the wrong party. take your populist bullshit to the democrats.
>patriots would vote for a slave
Cruz is a Canadian cuck whose leash is held by Goldman Sachs and the other banks.
Trump is America's last chance to shatter the spell of the donor class.
>>71696969
>Sarcasm aside, Nigger I know how the fucking system works.
Then cease characterizing it as it is not for reason of your chosen candidate.
>I said delegates are SUPPOSED to represent the people
As we all know delegates are supposed to represent their states, by each states' rules (given that it's reflective of our republican system) and on ballots going forward from the 1st one most are free to represent themselves. So in that situation is would not have paid off to be a dick towards everyone in the Republican party as Trump has been. That's not the way to unify the party behind you, as you should want, for those same people are the ones who will be carrying your water in the general election.
>>71697163
>muh corporate backing meme
http://www.redstate.com/leon_h_wolf/2016/01/21/know-else-received-loans-citibank-goldman-sachs-donald-trump/
>>71697464
Trump is a business cuck with no values. Trump sold his soul for $$$.
>>71691208
>>71692026
Loyalist Scum!
>>71697278
Fucking what?
How in the fucking fuck can you accuse someone of voting incorrectly while insulting "populist bullshit" in the same fucking breath?
Do you not see the irony at all or are you as retarded at the rato supporter?
>>71697488
>Rato is abusing a broken system and being an underhanded cheat
>>>yeah but that's how the system works
>Yes, but the system is fucking terrible and I don't support it
>>>b-but that's how the system works
You don't understand this whole "argument" thing, do you?
The system is absolutely fucked and Cruz is abusing it via underhanded tactics that circumvent the will of the people. He's a fucking scumbag even if he's just following standard operating procedures and I won't just lay back and say "well that's just how things work" like a Stockholm syndrome pussy like you.
>>71695969
the way it's so casually written is so fucking hilarious
>>71691208
How can you vote for cruz when all those cuties arent
>>71697255
Not even close.
>>71696697
>Good luck gerrymandering your own fucking party assholes.
So salty.
Tell me, in which state did you vote? How many more delegates did Trump receive from yours over that representative of the popular vote?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DdHFwrKKKc
>>71697578
This wasn't a campaign contribution, funneled through a sham spouse
>>71691208
>>71698209
No, it only went to his businesses, which is the source of Trump's personal fortune, that same fortune he uses as loans to his campaigns. So much more circuitous a route of funding his campaign that it's even better that way.
I agree on more things with Cruz than trump, but Cruz just rubs me the wrong way. I honestly think he's a sleazy hypocrite.
>>71698527
>waiting for
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>>71698281
/thread
Doesn't matter because we're getting hillary anyway. Not much you can do when the voters are rising from their graves.
>>71692737
Christianity is an sjw religion with a hippie as its god.
>>71691208
They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them.
>>71691208
>Voting for a Canadian is patriotic to Murka
>>71692253
Nigga those things are in the jungle, they need camo.
