https://youtube.com/watch?v=4cpqoVqqDGk
because hes a pussy faggot bitch
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Bump. Where my #cruzmissiles tonight?
>>71690031
Because Cruz is more extreme than Trump. But he's hiding it.
come on guys. lets start a slow clap.
*clap*
Holy shit this is cringey
Ted must have final say on his campaign ads, because this just feels like his style
>How do we stop Ted Cruz?
>HOW DO WE STOP TED CRUZ!?
Even the best pictures of Ted make him look retarded
*clap*
>>71690031
Holy fuck that was boring,
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>he had to beg his wife to ask the banks for literally millions just to make this one ad
wow i'm a #cruzmissile now for sure!
>>71690031
>research shows trump is scary
you can't make this shit up
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>>71693357
Don't you know that wanting other countries to support themselves is scary?
bad goy!
>>71690031
Cruz is ready for all your missiles
>>71691516
>Where my #cruzmissiles tonight?
>thinking niggerspeak makes you cooler
>>71694012
>not being a nigger
Cause math
This kind of plays like a low budget animated Christian kids show in how stilted and unlifelike the dialogue is.
>>71694278
Ted has been going Hollywood lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECIYlo3KRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2-MKq27hIQ
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This is awful, cuckpaign videos suck, this is a total pile of shit.
Heres fan vids
Ron Paul Sound of Silence (with debate smackdowns)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9-NqDyhnAs
Trump effect
https://amp.twimg.com/v/1d8ca60b-fd6f-4152-9753-4c9356eeb9bc
random high energy supporters always make better videos
>>71690031
Why are Cruzshills still shilling after this.
See related pic. Its over you Rat shills. Go home.
Applied Memetics LLC has been officially BTFO from /pol/
>>71690031
That brunette is haf senpai, I would let her smoke my habano namean?
I am a #cruzmissile now
>>71690031
Good question! I'm now a #CruzMissile!
>>71690031
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>71694952
El rato is a waste.
>>71690031
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It's like rato is trying to lose
>wants to turn our troops into rent-a-cops
when did he ever say he was going to do this
>>71690031
Cruz is literally a joke. Is his strategy really to act like he is winning while down by 300 delegates?
>calls trump a liar in this video
Nice try lyin Ted.
Do we really want a rat fucker who eats tonsil stones to be president?
Say NO to lying rat fuckers! Cruz general is just sad
>>71695299
the cruz general is a mess
>>71694492
That's actually pretty funny
Still Voting Trump, though
>>71690031
this video made me cringe so hard i almost fell out of my seat. who thought this was a good idea?
>>71691516
Die faggot, your not welcome here
>>71693941
Kek, this is so awesome
>>71690031
Attacking Trump shows you do not care about America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>voting for another Rockefeller republican
>voting for another establishment candidate on either side
>voting
>>71690031
Fuck Jeff Roe. You fat piece of shit, Missouri is turning against you. Is it true you had to have a black man fuck your ass so your seed could be exposed, then turkey basted into your slut wife? If you've ever fucked her, does she have to push your 100 lb fat roll up to get at your tiny cock? Did you get thrown out of your artillery unit because you were caught sucking cock behind the chow hall? Brookfield hates you and Missouri does as well. We hope your house of cards collapses and we are watching you.
>>71690031
Better Ted than red, but I won't be voting for him on May 3rd. He can't beat Trump. How is he expected to be Hillary?
>>71691856
Have you seen the Office Space one?
It's fucking AWFUL. Plus, they played a knock-off of "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" instead of the song that plays in the scene.
Fuck it I'll find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECIYlo3KRY
Man, I hate Clinton but this was such a fucking terrible video.
>>71695025
Doing God's work anon, keep it up!
And FUCK Cruz! Rat fucking, tonsil stones eating faggot!
Also this video:
>he's the worst in the polls
Yet he is winning all the primaries where people get to vote, except Mormons and Texas, and he fucked around and pulled sleazy shut when he did win.
Lyin Ted is a looser!
>>71696204
>Ma... maybe we can relate to the younger generations using outdated stale memes from seventeen years ago to show them how hip and cool we are
Old people need to immediately stop with this shit.
But he can't win unless brokered. And if the convention was brokered, they wouldn't pick Ted
>>71690031
Cmon /pol/ how are you not a #CruzMissile™®© yet??
>>71690031
>oppo file is shit that the american public has been hammered with for the past month
does this nigga ever learn?
