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What is the ugliest language and why is it German?
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What is the ugliest language and why is it German?
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>>71683821

7 to 1
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>>71683821
French is worse
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wo sind die Nederlander??

also 7-1
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>>71683821
>speaker of banana spanish
>criticizes German
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My vote goes to Swiss-German for the most disgusting
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>>71683821
Portuguese is like nails on a chalkboard OP
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>>71683821
World's ugliest language is mandarin by far. Sounds like cats fighting on a chalkboard.
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Tbh, hebrew sounds far worse than german...
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>>71683821
What about Dutch? When I visited Netherlands it sounded like everyone was talking German but had downs
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>>71684579
i agree, especially the Brazilian version, they just sounds like fucking retards i wanna beat them up with the shovel to make them stfu
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veitnamese sounds fucking weird
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Mandarin, Cantonese or Tagalog, easily.

Makes German sound like a flowing language of love.
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>>71684437
rude!
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Turkish is the absolute worse.
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>>71683821
>air canada
Schönes proxy Ahorn-fetischist
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The ugliest language is Hindi without a doubt.
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Swedish

It sounds one of those porn stars trying to talk while giving a blowjob.
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>>71684621
This.
German sounds OK when spoken by deep-voiced germans. Hebrew sounds fucking evil. Yiddish is even worse.

Also: Latin is the best sounding language.

VERITAS CREDO DEUS
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>>71683821
Arabic and Mandarin are absolutely fucking disgusting to listen to. German doesn't even hold a candle to that shit.
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>>71684143
>mfw we have the best language on earth

And I would go for the dutch tongue by the way, german is perfect in opposition to this... "thing"
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Southeast Asian languages are infinitely worse than German.
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>>71684396
>banana spanish
my sides
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>>71683821
English sounds really ugly, which is why I like it
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>>71684396
>ywn turn around in your Japanese high school and see this qt look around the room embarrassed at something
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>>71684396
>>71685374

Bananish?
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>>71683821
Semitic languages and mandarin.
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>>71685353
Ching chong can become an acquired taste thought.
It have a certain musicality that can be agreeable.

Arabic and turkic though, literally mordorspeak.
No redeeming quality whatsoever, each sentence sounds like the speaker is spiting.
South-east languages are very close, too.

Special mention to clicking languages from niggerland, really funny.
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>>71684210
Dutch is probably my favorite language.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3C_Ff93n80
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>>71685423

>that will never be my life

kill me pham
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>>71683821
>German being the ugliest language
>not Gaelic or Dutch
Fucking disgusting languages
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>>71685775

DAE think dutch sounds kinda like simlish?
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>>71683821
What does English sound like to non natives before you learn it?
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>>71685357
French is a pretty language when the french don't speak it. *spits* Bonjour. *spits*
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>>71683821

German sounds very masculine and strong. It's by far the most pleasant one to listen.
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Chinese by a large margin
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>>71683821
Actually I think it's quite beautiful
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>>71685904
I've heard that it sounds cool, not sure if that's because 90% of media is English.
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>>71685910
You seem quite annoyed, my girthy friend.
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>>71683821
russian
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Esperanto
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>>71685823
Dutch is so underrated, I think it sounds amazing. Very inspiring language. My favorite band is from the Netherlands also.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjD23CS2jJ0
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As a fluent Finnish speak, I gotta say Estonian sounds like super autistic Finnish.
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>>71685823
and your accent is annoying to listen to!
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>>71686087
y вac нeт yшeй, пeдик
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>>71685119
god damn cockatoos are crazy
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>>71686000
That picture is highly problematic.
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>>71685357
Fuck off Frog. Your language is feminin and patronizing. You brainwash yourself and your nation into believing yourselves betters when you always come 2nd best or lower to the Anglo
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>>71686053
I take French in my school. It's a pretty language, but when southern french speak it, they speak with their throats. It sounds awful.
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>>71686193
what?
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>>71686157

Mida vittu kamraad?
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE-HUE
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Carioca portuguese is fucking annoying
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>>71683821
pretty sure danish is the worst
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>>71684579
>>71684778
>>71685775
>>71686613
pork and cheese portuguese from Brazil. I wasted a year of my life teaching english in that hellhole to Brazilian jungle monkey spics. What a shame, I'd give anything to have that year back. Brazilians are scum
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>>71683821
Fuck off kike, the german sprache ist the beste, von all.


Du Untermenschlicher niederträchtiger aus Blutschande erzeugter Untermensch, du wirst nie die Schönheit und Erhabenheit der Arischen Intelligenz erfahren. Deine ganze Blutlinie ist verdorben, seit Hunderten von Jahren betreibt deine Familie Blutschande mit Negern, du gehörst vergaßt.

You Subhuman, you lowlife breed from bloodshame created subhuman. You will never feel the beauty and majestics of the aryan intelligence.

Your whole bloodline is corrupted, since hundreds of years your family is comiting blood shame with niggers, you have to be gassed,
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>>71683821
I don't know, every language sounds equally shitty to me except for Japanese & French.
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Idk man, my Dad is from a place called Hrvatska and the language is a lot worse than German.
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>>71686480
Mitä? Virolainen kieli on autismin kirjon.
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>>71683821
Sand nigger is even worse.
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>>71686746
Why didn't you teach english in a good city?
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>>71686166
Australian accent is annoying because it resembles English accent, but also resembles American accent, and being neither makes it sound annoying. My aunt married an Irishman and they're both living in South Brisbane. That mix of southern Brazilian accent with Australian and Irish accent is the ultimate ebola for the ears.

>>71683821
Germans sounds neat. Chinese is the absolute worst, cause I hate not just the language but the people as well, followed by Arabic and Ebonics.
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spanish
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>>71684778
brazil have many different accents. the worst are from rio and northeast(that are the worst regions) they speak really slow and do the sound of SHHHHHH all the time
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>>71687234
I don't really mind Spanish but I don't like it either. It's just kind of there. French and German are both nice though
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>>71687490
spanish is so cringeworthy, maybe because i understand, i cant take it seriously. It looks like they are pretending to be retarded or something speaking like that.

english>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>portuguese>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spanish
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>>71687924
PT Portuguese has to be the most beautiful language/accent around, hands down to língua Lusa. Our grammar is also extremely diverse and versatile, I couldn't wish for a better mother tongue, to be honest.
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Polish is disgusting.
The language is fucking cancer.
I refuse to eat anything produced in that fucking country.
Fuck the polish shops fucking everywhere in this country.
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Is German language useful outside of Germany? Some say its good for people working in engineering fields (Chinese is also good), but other than that?
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>>71689365
literally anything science related there is no other language in the world that can describe scientific things as good as german.
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>>71689844
sweet. Thanks.
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>>71689844
How so? I'm learning German and your compound words seem pretty accurate most of the time. Is it those that make scientific terms better in German?
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>>71684047
/Thread
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>>71689844

Latvians invented blue jeans. That's greater than anything Germans have invented including the Saturn V.

Latvian > German.
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>>71689146
>I refuse to eat anything produced in that fucking country.
So then you've never had one of those tasty as fuck chocolate oranges?
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>>71689146
>Polish is disgusting.
Like your teeth.

>The language is fucking cancer.
But easy to learn pleb language is just fine, right m8?

y mad Rajesh?
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>>71685435
spanana
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>>71683821
Ugliest Languages:
>Spanish (Worst Imo)
>German
>French
>Italian
>Any Arab or African language

Best/Most Beautiful Languages:
>Japanese
>Russian
>Finnish
>Greek
>English
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>>71685904
To Germans it probably sounds like French and to Romance speakers it probably sounds like German
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>>71684143
Then I guess English sucks too cause 28% of its word stock is directly of Norman French origin. Another 28% is from vulgar Latin, which would eventually give rise to French and other Romanic Languages. So...
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>>71691020
That looks disgusting senpai just look at the writing

>>71691093
Do you not wanna throw up when you see words written in your disgusting language? Shit language I feel bad for you now gtfo.
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I always only thought foreigners spoke fast.

Then Baby Boomers caused mass migration for their pensions.

Foreigners do speak faster.

English has words for every occasion. All those one and two syllable words also makes it perfect for rock music.
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>>71691393
>Italian
>French

>Ugly

Pick one.
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>>71683821
German sounds awesome. Sounds intimidating when shouted and secual when whispered. I'd rather learn German than a dogshit language like french. Use consonants, for fucks sake.

Vietnamese is by far the ugliest language.
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>>71691425
English is Germanic at its core.
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>Ugliest
Spanish with out a doubt
>Best
English, Arab
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how does finnish sound to you?
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>>71691020
What the fuck is up with Eastern Europe and stale sponge cake and waffers?

Eastern Europeans love jaffacake bases and kitkat bones.
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>>71686746

Sure you did, Miguel.
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>>71684437
Fuck you, this language is great and hasn't been disfigured like high german
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>>71683821
>worst language
Any language that comes from the sand literally sounds like it is choking on cock. Any of those clicky-goolah-boohaa languages that sandniggers speak.
Germanic is intelligent. So is Latin.
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>>71694585
like a shit-ton of vowels & 't''s with an incredible ability to perceive phonemic differences attributed to vowel length
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>>71694538
>English is Germanic at its core.
cute, where did you learn about that? you're gut?
adorable
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>>71686377
Why Bach het yewen, neank.
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>>71683821
A dubu doobli do dubi doodoo
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>>71683821
>German
>anywhere near as ugly as any dialect of Chinese

I don't know how the Chinese stand listening to that aural regurgitation all the time.
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ugliest language is basque

this is mainly because its a fucking

MOON LANGUAGE
O
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L
A
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G
U
A
G
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>>71683821

Korean.

Bar none.
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it's Spanglish, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4_SrVnWGos
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>>71683821
Mandarin
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>>71685007
Turkish sounds like a nonsense gurgle language

>http://youtu.be/IPh1gjuQw7k

Skip to 8:38, the part where he surrenders always makes me laugh. It literally sounds like a made up language
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>>71695349
Sam Hyde plz go
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German language is the most brutal and alpha language out there. French is for pussies
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>>71685457
>>71685353
>>71684581

>Complaining about Mandarin and not Cantonese

Cantonese is literally, putting two cats in a sack and violently whirling it over your head. Mandarin is a huge improvement.
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>>71695664
Shut up leaf
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>>71695698
I literally feel like vomiting anytime I hear Korean, disgusting language
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>>71695905
Haha can't believe someone got that.
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>>71686831
ÄCHT VËÜN SHNËÏL PRÜPPËTHÄÜSËN BÖÜRGSTËÏNËR

FRÄNŻ ÄCHTNËSHNÏËÄZËŁHÖOVËR ÏSHT ZË GRÜTËN VËRM

DËÄÜTCHTŁËND STWÜRMHÄÜZËCOTËN

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>>71684047
/thread
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>>71695196
Out of the ten words in the sentence you just posted, only two were Germanic
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>>71696183
Shit I meant non-Germanic
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>>71696183
>>71696222

good sample size champ
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>>71696183
>>71696222
>>71696344


Actually, this is interesting. I bet "everyday" common vernacular English is significantly more Germanic than "proper" academic English
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>>71683821
No way faggot.

German is the manliest language in the world.

Dutch is ugly as fuck though
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>>71684437
TAyK DAt BCk Chu Rude PiECee O' $hIT -ThIs hAss Beennnn writtEN YN AmEricaN EnglIsh
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>>71695196
It's the basic vocabulary of English that's mostly Germanic. Most if the Latin and French terms are used in academia or just plain aren't part of the more basic vocabulary and thus aren't used as much. That combined with our very Germanic grammar is why we're considered a Germanic language.
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>>71685241
Objectively wrong. Are you confusing it with Danish by any chance?
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>>71683821
Why are you criticizing German? Your language sounds like Spanish spoken by a deaf person.
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>>71683821
German, Dutch, and French.
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>>71696430
>>71696344
It doesn't require a lot of observation to puzzle that one out, champ
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Most beautiful languages would have to be French and Japanese.
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>>71686157
>English-Estonian-Finnish
God- Jumal-jumala
Hello- Tere-terve
one- Üks-üksi
two- Kaks-kaksi
three- Kolm- kolme
four- Neli-neljä
five- Viis-viisi
>Putting shit in the end of words and calling it a new language is not autistic
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>>71697050
>God-Jumal
>Jumal
>Jamal
WE WUZ FINNO-UGRIC N SHIET
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>>71697050
>kaks

Kek
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>>71694538
At least grammar. It's very easy to learn for Scandinavians because it's also SVO and share many similar words. Gotta love that you don't have gendered nouns either.
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>>71697133
KEK
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>>71696625
>Most if the Latin and French terms are used in academia or just plain aren't part of the more basic vocabulary and thus aren't used as much.
I'm going to point out a few cognates
>basic
>vocabulary
>terms
>used
>academia, somewhat
>part
>combined
>grammar
>Germanic
>Latin
None of those are Germanic.
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>>71684778

fucking RARE
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>>71697361
>via 9gag.com
Kill yourself mon ami
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>>71697582
Someone here tricked me.
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>>71697403
All conjunctions are Germanic, only verbs and nouns are Latin. Also somewhat is Germanic, it's a compound word of what and some, both Germanic
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>>71688363
I always thought PT Portuguese sounded retarded to you guys, kinda like Hue Portuguese sounds weird to us.
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>>71697835
I meant that academia is a cognate, although not very common here. It has another, more popular meaning unrelated to academic life.
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>>71697835
Also he said Latin and French words aren't part of your basic vocabulary, which is just plain wrong. I'm not trying to prove English isn't Germanic anymore/is a cuck language.
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>>71697924
I'm friends with a Brazilian and a Portuguese kid, and I honestly can't tell their language apart. It sounds like a Spaniard with a cold
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It wasn't so bad until high German overcame low German. I wish it was the other way around, low German is almost mutually intelligible with English and Dutch. We could make a glorious Germanic Esperanto language between us, and include the Danes just to make them feel awkward and distant from Norge and Svíi.
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>>71698515
>Germanic Esperanto
More like Germanic Slavonic. Honestly though it would breddy nice to have a Germanic language all Germanics can understand.
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>>71683821
probably because all you can hear when someone speaks German is
7 - 1
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>>71683821
Warum hast du machen das, Mann?

In all seriousness yeah it's disgusting but considering their capacity for scientific advancement and strong economy it works.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functionalism_(architecture)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5fhVq_uai0
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>>71684047

Fpbp
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>>71683821
Armenian is literally coughing up phlegm. I say literally in this sense because that's what it is. Every time I see Armenians speak, there is always a stain or two of spit mixed with tobacco on the listener's shirt or pants.
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>>71696972
Japanese sounds a bit rough, but not as horrible as chinese languages.
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>>71687185
australian accent isn't even that strong, most people from cities almost don't have an accent at all. okka aussie is pretty gross though
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Also Finnish is a meme language
>Hakka, puukaa huki! Perkele!
It sounds like something Ewoks would speak
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>>71699637
Reading that greentext makes me think of pidgin/hawaiian/creole from some reason.
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>>71696972
>>71685357

>Not natively speaking Ithkuil
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>best
german
all nordic languages

>worst
french
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>>71700214
top zez
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>>71684143
Say that again Ahmed?
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>>71700323
ur langadge a shit
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>>71684396
>banana spanish

I like German, it sounds bad ass. Portuguese sounds as if someone pulled on your ballsack every time you end a sentence
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>>71696097
Ää Öö Üü ß those are all the funny letters we have.
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>>71689146
>polish
>disgusting

Go home dad, you're drunk again.
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>>71683821
German is the most manliest language
Persian is the most feminine language
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>>71701098
Polish is gibberish mix of German and Russian with a dash of brain damage. Germany should have kept it and made it into a worthwhile country instead of a sacrificial buffer.
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>>71697924
I have talked to some Portuguese people when I was in Canada, and I literally could not understand half of what they said.

It's like they spoke too fast, skipped over some letters and did not enunciate the words entirely. It sounded like an Arab version of Portuguese tbqh familia.
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>>71683821
That's not Creole, OP.

Creole is literally a garbled, broken, version of french. It's disgusting to listen to.
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>>71702384
Listening to people speak Creole and hear what they've done to language makes me sick.

T. Floridaman
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Personally I think English is the worst language. It's what you get when you take a basically Germanic language and throw in a ton of French words from different periods in its history along with Latin but leave the Germanic pronouns, prepositions, articles and conjunctions.

>>71684913
I don't know. Both the Chinese dialects sound like something from another planet with their tones and I always thought they sound beautiful. I can't speak for Tagalog though.

>>71695698
Korean isn't that great sounding. Not totally sure I'd call it the ugliest though.
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>>71694490

agreed
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>>71702989
German is definitely worse than ANY creole language. Absolutely horrendous and Germans themselves are very aware of it.
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>>71684047
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Netherlands dutch is pretty fugly. Especially the raspy sound is awful. They don't even pronounce words like they are written.
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can any german please explain to me why die tragrache is feminine, the one thing on the plane that is feminine, and everything else is neutral or masculine?

i seriously have no idea. why would that be feminine, and everything else not?

does it remind germans of some women genitalia part?
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>cantonese
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>>71684143
No fucking way. Spanish or Italian is the ugliest. French is beautiful.
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>>71684581
Mandarin flows
Cantonese is literally where the ching-chong bullshit comes from
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>>71687180

>brazil
>good city

??????????????????????????
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Vietnamese is pretty fucking ugly.

I mean seriously does every fucking letter need an accent?
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>>71684047
F
P
B
P
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>>71685357
>surrender monkey has best langues

Nice one you fucking Algerian cuck
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>>71684437
This
Even kiezdeutch is more bearable than stupid alpenniggers
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>>71686166
I'm actually from Scotland. I only moved to Australia a few years ago.
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>>71685457
Allahhabullhahitl!!

Coughcough
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>>71695895
Sounds Asian. Makes sense since roaches are mongols.
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Wtf op? German by far is one of the best language. Chinese (all dialects) is the worst sounding one. It sounds Ching chong even from an Asian perspective.
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>>71705121
Philip fuckin Rivers
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>>71684210
Ja schon hier, du verfickter Amihund. Was zum Teufel hast du gesagt über die Niederländische Sprache, du Kanacke? Kommt bloß zurück wann du eine eigene Sprache entwickelt hast, vielleicht wirst du die Möglichkeot finden um diesmal die 'r' zu prononzieren ohne zu klingen ob du einen Hamburger om Kehle versteckt hat.

Also, kanker.
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>>71706940
Jap is the most aesthetically pleasing Asian language, I'm ashamed to admit.
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>>71686377
You have no ears, fag
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>>71697421
Not really, more of an uncommon
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>>71706644
Irish Gaelic or Scots Gaelic?
There can be huge differences
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>>71683821
sup, ugliest language here
just a reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUSojCb193U
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>>71685308
>Hebrew sounds fucking evil. Yiddish is even worse.

Not a surprise, considering who usually speaks it.
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>>71694548
Agree with Spanish being worst
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Vietnamese

We have a little Vietnam in my city. Holy shit it's a ugly language.
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nothing can compete in uglyness with sandnigger language
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>>71707483
I know I've heard the Scot Gaelic and i's atrocious
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>>71686251
desu most intellectual country in terms of philosophy, films, authors etc
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>>71691393
>english
>beautiful
this entire list is shit
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>>71695664
that language is pretty cool kys leaf ey
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Juden Raus is the most beautiful two words on earth.
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>>71684396

>banana spanish

Unholy fuck my sides
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>>71709605
Scot's gaelic is a bonny wee tongue te sassenach wanker
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ugliest
>slav shit
>centeral/southern american spanish (real spanish from spain is much nicer)
>arabic
>chinese

nicest
>german
>french
>english
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>>71698927
>Warum hast du machen das
0/10 this shit is gibberish
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>>71709836
Ah it is shit m8. Fucking wee all over your dad's face.
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>>71709649
>in terms of philosophy,
Germany
>films
USA
>authors
Britain
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>implying some ooga booga tribal language isn't the ugliest
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>>71710663
>implying you can call their shit a language
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>>71710663
This
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>>71696579
This seems more like Irish tbqh
and you seem more like aspergers ;)
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It's actually Hungarian. That shit sounds horrid and they aren't even related to any other language. It just sounds horrible. It's some shitty mongol language.
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>>71683821

Ich war in Afrika 2 Monate Besuch vor
Mein Ziel war es all die wilden Tiere zu sehen
Die meisten aufgeregt ich war, als ich nahe an Elefanten kam
Sie waren so groß und irgendwie so beängstigend
Es ist etwas passiert, wenn ich ein Bild geschnappt
Drei Elefanten umgeben mich
Einer von ihnen riss alle meine Kleider
Zweite Elefant kam auf mich und begann meine Gesäß zu verbreiten
Mit seinem riesigen Kofferraum
Ich schrie vor Schmerz, als ich fühlte, fing es an meinen Arsch zu schieben up
Drittens Elefant hat mich gezwungen, seinen riesigen Schwanz in den Mund zu nehmen
Ich sauge wie eine Hure, während ich ass durch Elefantenrüssel vergewaltigt
Schließlich war es nicht gar zu schlecht
Es dauerte nur etwa zehn Minuten und Schwanz in meinem Mund begann zu ejakulieren
Extrem große Last von Elefanten Samen gefüllt meinen Hals und
Spritzte über mein Gesicht
Ich war völlig beschissen, aber Elefanten hatte noch eine Sache zu tun
Alle drei von ihnen schnaufte und schnaufte scheißt auf mich
Dann ließen sie mich allein mit meinem zerrissenen Arschloch
Ich werde nie wieder nach Afrika
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>>71683821
This is true but still, German has some terrific words

Schadenfreud

Backpfeifengesicht

many more
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>>71711038
google translate shit tho
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>>71711038
Nice copy and paste faggot
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>>71684651
Fuck my sides!
This is exactly what we think
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>>71685357
French sounds sexy as fuck when spoken by women
Sounds faggy as fuck when spoken by men.
Even my frog friends agree.
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>>71685904
It sounds like the speaker is lacking brain cells, honestly. But that's more certain dialects and intonations. Not the language itself.
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>>71683821
Dutch, even dutch people would agree.
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>>71684210
>>71707058

>mfw when non german flags shitpost in german
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>>71707058
This
No worries netherland bro
You have one of the best languages on our planet
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Dutch is magnitudes worse
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Hearing native French speakers is almost painful to me. They all sound like they're choking on something.

>>71685904
I've heard that the English equivalent of 'ching chong ding dong' is a lot of r's and th's with random vowels.
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>>71707058

>makes old german dialect main language
>tells other countries to develop their own language

KÄSE
Ä
S
E
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>>71683821
>Not Turkish
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I don't like English and while I'm good at it, I'm always pissed off when I have to speak it to my retarded cousins.

German sounds ugly as shit, but I like to speak it.
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>>71711614
No. It's the best language in the world. Only pathetic traitors and shit turks would think otherwise.
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HARIBO MACHT KINDER FROH UND ERWACHSENE EBENSO
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>>71711629
Kek, ein mehrsprachiche Ausbildung hat ja ein Paar vorteile. Wir sind ein frohes Kaufmannsvolk, wie immer. Ich kann Scheißposten in über fünf Sprachen, Lateinisch inklusiv. Und mann sagt dass es nutzlos is, das zu lernen. die blöde Plebejer.
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>>71712249
>mfw
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>>71712174
If Dutch was the best language then why does every dutch speaks in English whenever I try to speak to them
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>>71699637
It doesn't sound too bad, it just looks weird when written
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>>71712398
Because they know you don't speak dutch, you fucking subhuman.
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>>71684047
this
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>>71712174
>best language in the world
>most dutch people use some english in their sentences because the dutch language is so shit
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>>71712474
Congrats on having the most beautiful laguage btw.
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>it's a Chinese international students yell their shitty language in the computer lab the night an assignment is due episode

I fucking hate all forms of Chinese. It's a shit language
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>>71712486
Don't make shit up.
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>>71683821
Arabic languages.
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>>71712567
Had to sit next to a Chinese on the bus yesterday. She was blabbing on her mobile phone the whole time without stopping. I swear Chinese only has four syllables that you just sing out of tune in many different ways.
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>>71696727

You speak Danish. Swede cucks speak Danish. The ice midgets speak Danish. You all speak fucking Danish, just a retarded version.
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>>71712545
thank you senpai, but I like German better
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>>71712782
Südtirol?
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How does catalan sound to nonspanish speakers?
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>>71712306
>using google translate
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>>71711038
germany looks like a dindu head
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>>71712398

Because we don't want to hear foreigners butcher our langauge. We'd rather you butcher English instead.. I swear foreigners never get our language right, and then they have the audacity to say it sounds bad..
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>>71683821
German is a fucking awesome language you stupid cunt
>tfw no German bf

I'd go for Arabic because they sound like they're gonna spit anytime, Japanese because it sounds retarded as fuck or Dutch because it's like German butchered by retards (just look at how they pronounce "goedendag")
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>>71712664
I bet she was louder than any German could be too.
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>>71712960
Your language itself is a butchery m8...
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>>71712486

Why do Swedes speak English with American accents? Its hilariously terrible to hear Scandis go full Texas.
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>>71695925
Vietnamese is even worse
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>>71713019

You're probably just frustrated that you cannot into compounding and pronouncing proper Gs.
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>>71711358
Somes it up perfectly
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>>71712974
Most of those I notice around the uni usually are, plus they stand in the way a lot and never seem to notice. But the girl on the bus amazingly wasn't so loud. I bet she's from that international management school next to the compsci buildings that are a little off campus. It's a private school with a hefty tuition that visibly attracts a better kind of student.
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>>71683821
ist deine rosette immer noch am bluten?
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>>71712942

>>71713078
>Implying I ever tried
I prefer to learn German instead
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Which language has the ugliest form of writing and why is it Vietnamese? Turkish is an honorary mention.

Isn't it cultural appropriation to take our latin letters anyway?
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>>71713332
Why not Japanese? If any language can claim the prize for having a needlessly complicated writing system, it's Japanese.
They use Chinese ideograms that have different pronounciations depending on in which context they stand. But the same thing goes the other way round: They also have same sounding words that mean different things depending on what Chinese characters to write it with. For grammar and some words that for some supersticious reasons are not spellt with Chinese characters, they have not one, but two syllable alphabets. One is normal, the other one is used for plant names and foreign words only.
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Best:
>russian
>german
>french
Shit:
>all others
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>>71713137
York?
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>>71706548
hey australia i bet you cant beat me at shekel Simulator 6000000
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Best - Australia
Worse - Everyone else
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>mfw no one mentioned hungarian language.
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