It's prom night and you see your daughters date parking this car on the side of the road
How do you react?
>>71678688
I rub my hands together, whoever can afford that has loads of money and is likely a mega beta cuck that my daughter will walk all over.
>>71678688
I tell him that he has an excellent taste in waifus.
GREET HIM WITH A 12 GAUGE SHOT GUN BLAST TO THE FACE
N-n-nyahhhhhh Kawai car desu
It's my wife's daughter, so I have no say
>>71678688
Rest easy knowing her virginity is safe forever.
>>71678688
Why would my daughter be going to prom? She's going to be homeschooled.
>>71678688
Why do you have a picture of my car? BRB I'm going to time stamp this shit you weirdo.
>>71678688
tell him that it's missing something.
>>71679227
stop being selfish and share!
>>71678688
>KyokoXAyano
I like him. He can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
>>71679227
>making sure your kid misses out on valuable social skills learned in school
Why home schooling?
>>71679406
I call bs
Tell him that he has strayed from his path. My daughter is 3d and clearly not right for him.
Tell him not to make the same mistakes i did.
>>71678688
Can I borrow your car, sir?
>>71678688
>well at least he's not black
>>71678929
Why so upset? This virtually guarantees she will not get laid.
>>71679406
>What is this? bait for ants!
low quality
>>71679697
>*Door bell rings*
Hey, I'm here to pick up your daughter.
>>71679697
Niggers are massive fucking weeaboos.
>>71679938
Dat's one kawaii nigga
I guess I was ok with Flanders teaching me how to build with an m16 parts kits so he'd be ok
>>71678688
Talk to him about all the lewd things we want to do to Ayano and ask him how his girlfriend's son is doing.
>>71679972
The good Niggers are
>>71679502
Well, I don't have a daughter yet. But don't worry, when I eventually do I'll take lots of pictures of her.
>>71679592
>if you don't send your kids to government indoctrination centers they won't have social skills
Stop spreading this lie.
My kids'll be homeschooled because it's vastly superior to public school.
>>71678688
As long as they arent black, I dont care
>>71679789
this, but if she did then it would almost be as bad if she was with a nigger
>>71678688
Only a retard would buy a Mazda RX-8.
>>71678688
>implying she'd be anywhere but chained to a bed in a dank cellar sleeping above her whore mother's coffin pregnant with another meta-son/daughter of mine
you all fail at TRUE parenting!
>>71679697
>>71680070
you absolute madman.
>>71678688
Challenge him to a race. The prize: her virginity.
>>71680377
Is this how we rid the world of apes?
>>71678688
>moeshit
if its gonna be weebshit at least make it good weebshit, like Touhou
>>71680486
Why would you wager something so valuable that it is your fatherly right to take?
>>71678688
I walk up to him, reach into my pocket, and discretely pass him some apex seals for the ride home.
>>71680934
Brutal.
>>71680690
you already took it, you just want someone to race your gay shit car
>>71679009
kek underrated
>>71680486
Kek
>>71681023
>one of the baddest motherfucking cars ever
>gay
>dontevertalktomeormywifessoneveragain.jfif
>>71679615
>>71679847
Why would someone lie on the internet? People don't do that.
>>71678887
Becoming the Jew, eh?
>>71681023
Buick Grand National is the opposite of gay.
>shake hands with him
>discretely hand him some trojans
>tell him to treat my daughter like she deserves
>>71681500
Nigger tier muscle. Yes it was the fastest production car of it's day but it's ugly as shit. White guys just drop better motors in actual classics.
>>71678688
where do you even buy cars like this?
>>71681628
The Orient.
Tell him that brat is best girl
>>71681628
Step 1: Buy an RX-8
Step 2: Fart Glitter all over it
>>71679697
>>71679938
>>71679972
>>71680006
>>71680033
Literally shut the fuck up, weeb nogs are my #1 trigger
>>71681691
>The Orient.
what?
>>71678887
>rx8
>loads of money
>>71681761
>someone made a brick frog pepe
my life is complete
>>71678688
I think I'd actually be kind of impressed.
>>71681800
The Orient means asia, dubsfag
>>71678688
Noooo...
>>71681800
Where Orientals come from. Jesus, no wonder they say Americans have no culture.
>>71678688
Well, at least she won't be having sex tonight.
>>71681841
A super hero that runs around throwing bricks at niggers.
>>71681602
>innovation
>nigger-tier
Niggers may have ruined the image of G-bodies, but the T-Type and GNX were awesome cars.
>>71681838
Perhaps not the initial purchase, but keeping an RX-8 on the road is pretty expensive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No8Q_GmffvQ&ab_channel=JohnIadarola
>>71681863
No, retard, it means east. It comes from oriens after all.
>>71682059
Shit, wrong thread, sorry!
>>71682021
Lmao desu senpai
>>71682021
Depends on where, really. In the US you can get rid of catalytic converters and run premix, dunno about other countries with emissions testing.
>>71678887
Rx8s are shit tier rotary cars that go for less then an rx7 that is 10 years older.
Also mostly asian manlets and white women are the only people who will drive them.
Absolute abomination of a car after the glorious rx7s
>>71678688
say good luck to the man driving the car, that beta has some balls asking my daughter out, I welcome him into our family. Might even give him some premium condoms made out of lamb skin.
>>71682232
>women maintaining a Renesis engine
>>71679544
This
Ayano a best btw
>>71682069
>straya cunt
not gonna lie, you almost got me with this b8.
You're driving down the road and you see this. Would you stop to help?
>>71682232
>>71681838
If a high school kid has a car with a custom professional paint job like that, he has money.
>>71682324
Iv worked with 3 women who have owned them lol.
And yes they had no mechanical knowledge what so ever. I dont even think they know the difference between a rotary and piston engine
I instantly approve him for good taste in waifus. As long as he isn't a nigger.
>>71682451
>China
>Getting out of my car on to the street.
The police are there, so no.
>>71682451
Help doesn't seem necessary anymore. But if it is, of course I would
>>71682484
>professional paint job
Whatever you say kid.
RIP Mio.
>>71682324
They don't. That's why you can find rolling bodies with 80000 miles on them.
>>71678688
shoot daughter
push her date in the back of his car
rape him until he says he's straight
>>71682451
No, because that car did nothing wrong
>>71682488
They're good for at least 120k. I've seen some with 185k on the original engine. Just red line them every time you take it out and check the oil every two times you fill up. It's a gear head car. Be prepared to change your own ignition coils, wires, and plugs every 20 -35k. Dealers charge a fortune for what amounts to $130 and 2 hours work tops. They aren't the RX-7 but they are still fun as fuck to drive.
>>71678688
Be like "hey faggot, which is your favorite OP or ED out of all the seasons?" If he says season 2 ED, I compliment him on his patrician tastes.
Pic related is the snip of what's going on on my other monitor right now, senpai.
>>71682451
Of course not, it's China.
>>71678688
Chide him for reversing the name order. He should have used the convention of placing a comma after the Japanese family name.
>>71678688
I think we'll get along fine. If he also loves my 2D daughteru he can be trusted with my 3D daughteru.
>>71678688
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!
I honestly don't know anymore. I have two daughters, I always thought I'd fiercely protect them, and run off their boyfriends, and I have actually done that a few times.
I used to go red with anger thinking about somebody fucking her, and all of the lies they'd inevitably tell to get into that position. But for whatever reason, that's faded away towards my oldest, all I think now in my heart of hearts is that I hope she is smart and safe.
But I recently told my daughter to stop friend zoning a nice young man.
I just couldn't help thinking of you bitter stunted autists. I don't want him to turn out like you, and she can prevent that.
She's 20 now, so I think I will just shut the fuck up forever about that kind of thing.
Her sister on the other hand still lives with me and I would walk outside and talk to the driver and slip into the conversation that I never ever forget a face. I'd stretch and what not while talking to him too, so he can see what a lifetime of work looks like.
>>71682709
NOTHING
WRONG
He's going to make her call him "onii-chan" and shit.
I'd have to keep an eye on him, he's probably trying to steal her panties when he's at my house.
>>71682804
Tldr: poorly built shitmobile
>>71678688
>a tall beautiful girl steps out of the car
>"Hi Mr. Anon, I'm here to take your daughter to the prom"
>she smiles and winks at you
>"Like the car? I call it the pussymobile. I've turned out so many straight girls in this thing it's not even funny"
>>71683899
immediately go out and set up hidden cameras
this is gotta see
>>71683847
The chassis is actually pretty superb as far as handling goes.
>>71683847
Eh, whatever you say. Not everyone can afford toys.
>>71678688
I cry tears of joy knowing my daughter is not a filthy heterosexual degenerate that will end up pregnant at 16 by some nignog and instead she got a cute girlfriend whom she will experience the purest form of love with. I also congratulate her girlfriend for having great taste in animu.
>>71678688
So /pol/ is cool with itasha, right? Because I plan on going all-in with the weeb stuff when I finish my project car
>>71683701
If you wait in the closet you can catch him in the act.
>>71684295
So that's their training regimen for smashing the patriarchy.
>>71684295
datfilename
>>71684711
Shit I didn't notice since I was raging internally for seeing such heresy. Also checked.
>>71678688
i would have paid for my daughter to have a limo. so that i can assure she comes the fuck home.
when i went to prom my parents and my girlfriends parents were so fucking done with us that they didn't even bat an eye when we said we weren't coming home that night. my mom even said to call her if they wouldn't let me rent my hotel room. (250 fucking dollars in the 90s. shit was cash.) i mean yea we had fun and did e and fucked our brains out in a super nice hotel room, but we only got to do it because our parents had given up on us. and we were both 17 god damned years old at the time.
i'm a business owner and she is a chemist now. we didn't end up too fucked up. but when you realize that your parents just don't give a fuck that is a horrible feeling. and i would never do that to my daughter.
Cough
>>71678688
I don't get why people do that to there cars if they ever intend to sell them. I work at a dealership i buy and sell cars and once i had a weeb come up to me and try to sell me his car and got mad when i told him i couldn't sell it with that shit on it. It was an 04 neon, not worth getting painted. He said he really needed the money and would take anything so i gave him $750 for it, i posted it online the next day and had some korean guy from another state ask me about it. Ended up selling it to him for $1,800 but god that fucking car was embarrassing to have on my lot for that 2 weeks it took that guy to come get it.
>>71686566
>I buy and sell cars
>I don't know how vinyl works
>>71686836
Don't you know it's 1976 and anon has an airbrush? Why would someone lie on the internet?
>My gf btw
>>71686836
This stuff wouldn't come off.
>>71688035
>mfw when were going simulations on how fat people will get.
>>71688137
Yes it does. It's the same as any other vinyl wrap.
>>71678688
He's got a car and he's going to prom with a real girl. Definitely let it slide.
>>71688244
Well fuck i could have jewed that deal even more.
I rattle can it black for him
>>71683847
It's more that it was fucked over by environment regs. The rotary went out not with the roar of the FD Rx7 but a whimper.
>>71682188
Why do you tell lies? If you delete cats you'll fail inspection unless you know someone, do your own inspections, or your mechanic is crooked.
>>71688406
It depends on the state. Not every state tests for emissions (or even has inspections at all). Others have hybrid rules where you can be exempt if you drive the vehicle under X miles per year.
>>71688406
I should have specifed, some states in the US have no inspections.
>>71688406
>or your mechanic is crooked
Finding a crooked mechanic is like finding a drunk clown.
Tell him he's a moefag and should watch some real anime.
>>71688035
Mmmmh mmmh of yeah baby show me some of that necrosed tissues some more ooooooh yeah come on spread your legscheeks show me that sweet sweet pus mmmmh that smelll of rotten flesh ohlala !
>>71688406
>buy hollowed out cat for cheap
>bolt on car
>emissions time
>put real cat on
>put racing cat back in after testing
>>71682232
the actual chassis for the rx-8 is great really and cheap as fuck too. its common for people to buy the shells for project cars and swap in a 13b/LSX inside it.
>>71682232
6'0 blonde haired, blue eyed, miata master race reporting in
>>71689104
Does your boyfriend also drive a Miata?
>>71680624
toho is reclining!
>>71680377
More
>>71680070
As somebody who was homeschooled, please just keep them redpilled but send them to public school.
>>71684520
Does that use a PSP as the instrument cluster..?!
>>71678688
at least he's not a nigger
>>71688035
This is why I need to racemix
>average black woman
>>71689578
No, the cluster is still there behind it. There's just a bunch of Misaka stuff on the dash
>>71689278
>implying
Learned to drive stick on a 91 NA miata. Now I own the pussy herding machine that is the ND with the top level club trim.
If you think Miatas are anything but drivers cars you're a fucking nigger that probably owns a Mustang, which by the way has the highest female purchase demographic of all sport/muscle cars.
>>71689864
I'm just taking the piss outta ya mate. You alright?
>>71679659
you are a saint, Mehmet.
>>71680486
you sick bastard. fucking sick sick sick fuck.
how could you pick on a weeb with a shit car in such a way, knowing damn good and well that your GNX is going to rape it on all fronts, and buttfuck his soul?
>>71689864
I wish I could drive a miata well. They seem fun. I'm 6'1" and I'm just too big. Skinny mind you but those cars were made for manlets. My knees touch the steering wheel.
>>71690192
Yeah I'm just speaking in my /pol/ dialect
>>71689864
Come on dude, /o/ is filled with even more shitposting than /pol/, could you really not recognize that as taking the piss?
>>71690286
Flat bottom wheel + seat mawdz. Also knee driving is something manlets will never know lol.
>>71690286
Get an S2000. I'm 6'1" too and fit fine
>>71690329
Maybe he doesn't post on /o/
>>71690286
The 2016 is much roomier. Had the same problem with the first generation I mentioned. Knees would hit the dash trying to work the clutch. That problem doesn't exist in the ND. I put my seat a few notches up from the furthest-back position and it's perfect. When it's all the way back my legs and arms are straight as a board trying to reach the pedals and steering wheel.
>>71690303
Good to hear man. Don't forget to check the mail for your stickers.
>>71690415
He's better off if that's the case. Our janitor(s) are fucking lazy and we used to have a shitposting mod or jannie. It is impossible to discuss almost anything.
>>71678688
If he owns an rx8 I have to assume he knows nothing about driving and owning a rotary so I would tell him to fuck off.
Don't care about decals, 90's decals are so much more appealing than a black/blue car with shitty meme vinyl lettering on black/white rotas
>>71690529
Agreed, I find myself posting on /o/ a lot less than I used to. Even got warned the other day for answering someone's question about an old trip's car, but the mods and janitors never seem to do anything otherwise
Not that /pol/ is much better now though
>>71690667
I'm not OP but I own an RX-8 and an FC. The engines are easy to swap. Been driving a rotary for years. A stage 2 turbo fixed my rx-8 btw.
>>71682187
>abysmal fuel economy
>literally designed to burn oil
>carbon buildup along rotor housings
>tip seals can go at any moment
>>71690975
How do you like your FC? Is it a weekend/track car, or do you daily it?
I have a bunch of Hondas right now, but I keep finding myself wanting to get an FC lately. Rotaries seem pretty fun to play with
>>71688544
God I want a Cappuccino.
I can probably get one imported now though, if I can find one.
I might have to start looking around once I get a job.
>>71678688
>Mazda RX-8
Enjoy your gearbox, engine problems.
>>71691536
Honda Beat is legal now too. I don't know what Cappuccinos go for, but an imported Beat is $8-10k.
>>71691536
i was saving up for a 91 R32 GTR till my house was robbed, and come to find out my renters insurance didnt cover it. I'm suing, but god knows how much or if i will ever see a dime of it.
What if he drives a CLA with this anime?
>>71691368
I love it. I've also owned it since the 90s. I've got two spare engines I've yanked and rebuilt over the years on my shop floor. I drive it every day. My RX-8 I bought with 1,500 something miles on it in 2008. I've only put 23k on it. I love it as well but also have a spare engine for it sitting in the garage. I guess both on your weekend/track car question. I also drive a Toyota Tundra. I'm not really worried if something breaks down. If it does then I just fix it. If you've got the tools, time, and a garage then you'll love an FC. It's harder to find engines these days at a reasonable price if you aren't rebuilding them yourself.
>>71678688
Shrug.
It could be a lot worse. A Scientology sticker would be really bad.
>Audi drivers
>League of Losers
>/a/ memes
>>71691768
Probably about the same.
I love the Cappuccino though.
It would be that or a Miata for my next car probably.
I had a convertible Firebird in high school, I miss having a drop top
>>71691774
Damn that's some shit. GTR might come later for me.
I really just want a tiny fun car I can tinker with.
>>71692453
good luck on scoring a Cappucino. I've always dug those Kei cars.
>>71692019
D series 20b reporting in
Stay pleb, 2 rotors
>>71693078
Eh, I'm currently running an FD engine in my FC. Stay golden pony boy. Everyone of the engines actually installed in my cars runs a stage 2 turbo. I'm happy but not greedy.
>>71690736
/pol/ is a very fast and populated board, so poor moderation is more excuseable than the practically zero moderation on small, slow little /o/.
"Hell yeah, I love Yuru yuri!"
>>71693690
Me too
>>71678688
Tell him his OTP taste is utter shit.
>>71678688
TRASH IT AND STAMP YUYUS ALL OVER IT
>an import thread on /pol/
My dream has come true.
>>71696248
You're a leaf. Do you even make cars? Your life is an import thread.
It's prom night and you see your daughters date parking this car on the side of the road
How do you react?
>>71678688
Beat his ass for being a kid fondler
>>71678688
Fucking burn it.
>>71696913
A replica tofu machine is equally weebtastic
>>71696913
I don't buy his underdog meme car schtick and smoke his ass in every other shitbox ever made. Initial Dicksuck. Not for me.
>>71696913
Maybe I just make her eat tofu till she pops. Who knows?
>there are people on /pol/ RIGHT NOW that haven't seen Yuru Yuri
>>71696791
At least we don't have draconian grey import laws.
Keep slurping that Mercedes dick, burgerclaps
Pic related the auction pic of my Evo 4 in transit right now, which is illegal in clapistan.
I finish reading my 8 year old her story and chase him off for the 5th year in a row
>>71697397
We're living in dark times
>>71697425
Mercedes is owned by Chrysler... an American Company. You were saying leaf bro?
>>71697601
Mercedes is the reason we have to wait 25 years to import a car.
>>71697601
It was a merger to form DaimlerChrysler you fucking retard, of which Daimler had the upperhand, and even then Chrysler was sold and is owned by fucking Fiat now.
My point was that Mercedes lobbied your guys congress to ban grey import cars because MB hated that people were importing cars instead of buying them from stealerships.
>>71697748
No, that's the jews. The Germanistani isn't responsible for that.
>>71697921
Let's get back to the original point you skillfully skimmed over. What cars does Canada make? Everything is an import to you Trudeau.
I would go full mudslime and stone my daughter and her "boy"friend for being such filthy weeaboos.
>>71678688
damn that bastard stole my car
i will kill him
>>71698032
Don't talk shit about our cars
>>71698210
Probably why you won't manage to procreate in western society. Get to raping ahmed. It's your only hope.
anyone have a picture of the monobeno car
>>71698340
It's reminiscent of that one jet you designed but never made. You only had to go back 3 or 4 decades to find an example?
>>71698456
An example that's still better than any burgermobile.
>>71698032
Canadafag has a point. US auto dealerships are corporate welfare writ large. Tesla has been running into the same problem.
>>71678688
>It's prom night and you see your daughters date parking this car on the side of the road
>How do you react?
With relief. I know for certain that nobody is getting laid tonight.
>>71678688
I tell him rotaries are for faggots and come back when he LS-swaps that turd
Quiubo Don? I´m here to pick up your princesa ese!
>>71698558
Keep believing that.
>>71698577
Canadafag never has a point but our system is fucked.
>>71691226
>literally designed to burn oil
What, topping off the oil every 3000 miles is too difficult? Go ask some bmw owners about excessive oil burning lol, rotary engines aren't even the worst offenders.
>carbon buildup along rotor housings
Only happens when you baby it like a grandma and never rev beyond 4k rpm's
>tips seals can go at any moment
No they don't, you clearly have no idea about rotaries beyond retarded memes.
I'd drive that
>>71697108
>the pillow on the passenger seat
>>71699508
7k out of 9k once per outing is good on an RX-8. 4k probably will burn out a motor if that's your max. We RX-8 drivers tend to skip gears. 1,3,5 or 2,4,6 with variations depending on whether we hit the highway or not. If you aren't skipping gears in regular driving conditions you're probably doing it wrong.
>>71699875
>not have your waifu as your passenger
>>71683899
Become extremely suspicious, as I've never met a lesbian that wasn't manly, joyless, and offended by everything.
>>71700004
nice whip m8
>>71697397
Post more flat brat.
ahem
>>71701442
best girl
>>71701628
for sure.
best couple too
>>71701877
Faggot
>>71678688
Forbid my daughter from going with some Kyoko x Ayano scum when we are a strictly Kyoko x Yui household
>>71678688
Ask him about his apex seals
>>71682232
RX8s are good cars. They are more practical, handle better, and are almost as fast as RX7s.
Source: I daily drive a twin turbo rx7 with weeb /pol/ stickers.
>>71702824
Not him but good till at least 120k with proper driving and care. Not everyone chooses to drive a Toyota.
>>71678688
blow that car the fuck up and tell the po po that the boy was shipping crack
>>71703373
yea but rx7 look better and are lighter.
is it true that rx7s have heat problems?
>>71703373
A little stage 2 turbo makes the RX-8 superior. I've driven a few FDs. My FC with a twin turbo FD engine is better and loads more fun than everything that came after.
>>71691768
>mfw someone puts beato on his beat
>>71703658
Only the American versions. RX7s get a bad reputation because clapistan only got the early versions without their problems stamped out. Those had inadequate oil coolers, overly complicated vacuum lines, bad aero for cooling, rudimentary ECU, and a bunch of emissions shit that was added specifically for the US market.
The later Japanese versions (which mine is) are much faster and more reliable cars.
>>71678688
I wouldn't let my daughter go out with someone who's on crack.
>>71700004
Did this when I went on a trip to eastern Oregon. Didn't give a shit when going through Madras, but had to hide it before getting into Burns because I was low on gas.
>>71689864
Nice pic of brembo bbs package
To light of a car for brembos
Also grand touring is top trim faggot...
>>71678688
Trade doujinshis with the man and be happy because at least he isn't a muslim or some black thug.
My last bump
crump
>>71678688
Invite him for dinner and explain the virtues of Sakurako.
>>71697507
Underrated post
Why would I react to myself?
Here you go guys, a picture. Too lazy atm to write a post about how much of a pedo i am
>>71712118
Translation never. I better stop being an EOP.
>>71713182
>learned english by being lazy and spending too much time on the internet
>can't do the same with japanese
Life is cruel.
>>71678688
>hold my daughter's waist with one hand
>take out a bag of apex seals with the other
YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE
Beat him for being such a pleb
>Shit Car and shit Waifus, unnacceptable
Be happy that she's still a virgin
>>71678688
I approve, Kyouko x Ayano is OTP.
I salute him in his taste for girls (both 2d and 3d).
Sakurako is the best
>>71678688
He'd better have some good-ass taste to be flaunting his power level like that near my family.
>>71688035
Nice Asylum Demon cosply famalamborghini
>>71713281
Then we'll just have to be not lazy and spend too much time on the internet. If the world is unfair anon, just fix it.
>>71678688
Compliment him on his choice of best girl
>>71703373
>RX8s are good cars.
a 1.3 making the power of a 3.1 with the fuel economy of a 6.2 all while having the reliability and maintenance needs of an Italian car from 1962.
besides that they are brilliant.
>>71678688
I'll ask him what his father do for a living.
>>71679544
>>71716104
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Would you let your daughter date one of these gentlemen?
>>71716425
who are you?
>>71716537
Someone who doesn't shit in the street, Pajeet.
>>71678688
>guy wih a car like that
>dating girls
>>71703373
whats with right headlight leafy friend?
>>71716602
proof?
>>71678688
YURI YURA RA RA RA RA
>>71678688
Doesn't sound like the daughter's in any danger from the beta as long as she's returned home in the same car before curfew.
>>71678688
At least he's white.
>>71678688
>How do you react?
As it goes, I'd have a talk with him while my daughter is changing in her room. I'd ask him why he's driving a car with such a paintjob. If he hasn't any good reason to do so - like a job or if the car is borrowed for whatever reason - I'd kindly tell him that after the prom, he'd better not get in touch with my daughter again, or else I would crush his boipussy with all force available to me.
Would you let your son date one of these gentlewomen?