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/pol/ What would the Vikings think of Sweden today?


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And what would they do if they were all brought back to life and saw the Ahmeds overrunning their ancient Norse land.
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>>71670332
Seeing as they sold out white Christian women to muslims, they would probably be very pleased
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They'd be happy, seeing as how the Vikings were actually black.
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>>71670332
They'd be happy that their trading partners came to them rather than the other way round, and even moreso that Sweden now has ways of supporting its population without forcing young nobles and their friends to go raiding. However, they would probably find some way to contest the rule of the current king, and that guy doesn't look like he's up to a duel with axes and shields.
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>>71670686
WE WERE VIKINGS N SHIET
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>>71670332
>implying vikings were ever white.
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>>71670332
Sweden was shit. And all the good ones left to england or normandy or whatever.
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>>71670701
>>71670686
>>71670462
i think the founding fathers regularly rolls over on their graves in terms of where your country is headed, schlomo, abdul and jamal.
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>>71670807
WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIET
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>>71671559
Don't you have some apologizing to do, Norway? Better hurry or your friend might be deported.
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the traveling notorious rapist will be delighted that foreign women are coming to Sweden instead of them crossing the sea
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>>71670978
...can't...resist..bait
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>>71670332
They will be asking how did Sweden turn blacked.
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>>71670332
They'd probably kill and enslave the sissy nord faggots inhabiting the land now, then sacrifice anything with brown skin to the old gods.
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>>71670332
That it's a cucked shithole, like they already thought back then
You have to remember that vikings were Danish and Norwegians
Sweden was their beta neighbourg that they would cuck from times to times when they werent busy pillaging more relevant countriies
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what would they think of this guy?
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>>71672902
In their culture, taking semen into your body was supposed to give you some form of magical power. But since he makes no claim to said power (probably doesn't even believe in their gods), they would likely just laugh in his face.
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>>71670332
>franks nobles are all perverts, cucks and faggots

eat shit history channel
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>>71671559
t. Mohommad Abdul Bin Jazira
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>>71671559
No denying that. We shouldn't waste our time throwing rocks at each other while we all sink. Better to remind ourselves where we come from. Once upon a time we did pic related, its pretty awesome.

Your turn- show me something awesome from your better days.
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>>71673115
The worst part for me was the black leather clothing. Medieval people were almost as colorful as we are (clotheswise, not racially).
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>>71670332
They would beat the shit out of the nearest swedish males then start raping all the women.
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>>71670332
many of them worked for the emperor in Constantinople as mercenaries so they'd probably think it was neat that they were here doing cheap labour

However, I think they'd have a different view on how crime should be punished.
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