Christians are weird.
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Christians are weird.
Tell me about it
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/
All of the stories and depictions are allegories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7EAlTcZFwY
Symbols of an Alien Sky is root occult knowledge delivered in a format suitable for children.
Heaven was once close to the Earth. The Matter-Real (Material) realm is the Matrix Womb we are stuck in.
Atheists are weird.
>this is what atheists believe
The sky was electrically active and we all saw it.
>>71664303
They still believe in popes that have funny hats and have magical powers to heal people by touching.
Also that the God literally created everything in a week. What the hell.
>>71663987
If this pic is a reference to St.George.
Read his legend,then ask people who read it as well and you'll find that people would agree the "dragon" was a crocodile. Every depiction sounds like one.
>>71664350
Swedes are weird.
>this is what Swedes believe
>this is what atheists actually believe
no weirder than non-christians
basically, life simply teaches you that no one is trustworthy
>>71664350
E D G Y
>>71664355
SQUATMAN SQUATMAN SQUATMAN,
>them boys up to something
>>71664350
the new world religion, but the real question is
WHY THE FUCK DOES GOD WANT IT THIS WAY
>>71665306
The difference between this and your creation stories is that scientists continuously update their theories based on what they find.
Dinosaurs probably didn't look like this, maybe they had feathers, we don't know the color of their skin so we make it up.
Whereas you just read that there was a flood so you think "yep that must have happened, it's in the Bible. Also Jews were the God's chosen children until they were not."
>>71667542
because he hates degenerates...we back to jewish wrath god nao boys
>>71665050
So St. George was actually Crocodile Dundee?
>>71668032
>taking literally everything in the bible as literal
>not knowing that in God's time is different than ours
Top wew.
>>71663987
St George is based
>>71664950
Is there a name for describing things as stupidly as possible to make the subject seem stupid? I see people do it all the time.
>>71665050
That's a fucking massive crocodile then.
>>71668773
the badest things about it is that the media continuously do it.....
>>71669103
kekekekek
LOL MEANWHILE ATHEISTS BELIEVE THIS SHIT LITERALLY
