SWEDEN
YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM
>>71659446
thats actually pretty cool though
>>71659543
No that is a vision of a totally neutered society.
I bet >>>/n/ hates this
>>71659850
No, it's quite cool.
>>71659446
this is the saddest shit ever. Not the car. thats pretty cool.
But the dude. This is an average swede. Listen to the despair and hopelessness of his voice. His macabre and sombre intonation. He sounds like he is dying, but so slowly as if by a thousand cuts. This is the swedish man. Do not criticise him for he is a cuck. Do not laugh at him for he cannot fight the immigrants, empathise with him, because he has lost.. Everything.
Expect for that bike car that is.
>>71659446
I think it's cute
Good for him for trying to actually make something
Shame on you for pissing on honest creativity and effort
>>71659446
Did a migrant design it??
>>71659446
It's cool, would be fun to drift around in this little shit
>>71659446
>when your wife's son moves into the cuckshed so you have to drive the compact cuckoldmobile to a new location
this cute little thing would look adorable parked next to a cuckshed
>>71660094
Yea it sounds like he would have liked to channel his creativity into and actual car but his government/wife/bull funnelled too much of his wage into their pockets and he was left building this in his cuckshed.
shitposting aside, that's a pretty cool design; the way I see it it makes the current bicycle design obsolete. Good on him
the guy should take some antidepressants
I think that's a pretty cool idea for people who want to ride to work throughout the year.
>>71660361
all he had left after the communist hands scrounging his pockets was the bike-mobile.
also, I counted two shitskins in the video. sweden yes
and thus, the cuckmobile is born.
>>71659446
could you imagine having sex in that thing?
>>71661159
i was thinking the same thing
he's the saddest motherfucker alive tho
>>71659446
It's actually pretty cool
How many swedish cuck coins TM will this cost?
>>71660755
They will probably confiscate it to give to an Afghan child.
>>71661159
No, and that's the point. The numale doesn't need space for sex, or speed, or range, or excitement. He is to use his cuckpod to reach his office job to earn money for the migrants, then return home to watch propaganda. That is the entire purpose of the numale.
The guy is actually rwal cuck, his ex wife is with somali now
We had thread about this in ylilauta
>>71659446
I gotta say, I'm digging it. This guy's okay in my book.
>>71659446
>mobile cuckshed
no thx
>>71661062
So it's a recumbent bicycle with a windshell? These already exist, some people like bicycling and dislike rain.
Jesus Christ, does he really have to talk like that?
S W E D E N Y E S
I would certainly buy one of these CuckWagons if they were priced reasonably.
>>71662083
That's his native cuck voice.
>>71662374
That's how the jews win, reasonable prices.
>>71662038
gentlemen, i present you...
THE SWEDISH DREAM
>>71662756
I see this and see people saying how this is the future of transport, and think we are seriously regressing as a species.
>>71662850
top kek
>>71662918
don't you mean......
............
> Reclining as a species?
> 420!
cuckar?
cuckcar
o i m laffn
>>71663652
how about
cuckcycle?
>>71659446
I am in love with his voice.
It is so soothing, so calming...
I feel like i could tell him anything.
>>71659446
fucking cagers man
>>71659446
>>sweden invents the cuckmobile
>>71665066
Do you cry after cumming too?
>>71665113
This is your fault for pushing a hobby as an alternate lifestyle.
>>71659446
From cuck sheds to cuckmobile.
Classic SWEDEN YES
Looks decent
Looks like sweden outside of cities might still be a nice place too
>>71661366
oh god, so thats why he talks like that.
>>71659446
What kind of engine does this cuck mobile use? Is it electric?
Sweden WHY?
Volvo is much better.
>>71662850
Improved version
>>71661366
Prove it
For those of you who have never been to Swedistan this is actually a fairly standard voice and tone.
I think it goes well with the spineless nature tormenting the men of this nation.
Tragic really, no wonder we are being run over.
>>71666010
high five hermano
>>71659446
HAHA THIS IS SO SICK WHAT A FU CKING GOD
>>71666010
The nigger goes in the main house, not the shed.
>>71660094
>Listen to the despair and hopelessness of his voice.
this is literally the first thing I thought when hearing his voice. he sounds like he's suffering from some terminal illness or some shit
>>71659446
Now they can go straight from their cuckcar to their cuckshed.
What are they going to invent next?
>>71666815
wtf is peru. cant imagine african on pol desu lad
>>71659446
from shed to car.
the natural evolution of the cuck.
>>71667005
in case it aint a bait, peru is in south america.
and a filthy somalian nigger shitposts here daily
>this new invetion makes less noise, so I don't disturb Jamal and my Wife when arriving home or driving to the cuckshed
>>71667698
>indonesian calling others somalian niggers
>>71659446
See this pussy shit car taken on
>>71667698
its not, i didnt know that there is country named peru
>>71659446
You cunt OP. I made this exact thread yesterday and you copied me.
Since when are Americans allowed to call other countries cuck? They're literally the cuckpital of the world.
>>71662918
We really are.
Fact of the matter is that we owe a lot to British culture. Conquest and acquisition, with a little bit of German engineering made the world what it is today.
Instead of staying the course and creating more cool shit, we regress. We decide that we don't need nice things and treat tiny houses and cuck bikes like they are some greater purpose.
>>71659446
It looks like they're really making huge efforts to look unattractive to women.
>>71668731
This thing is like a blow-drier for pussy
Why do swedes have to emasculate everything? Is nothing sacred anymore?
>>71659446
I dunno man that thing looks pretty fun, install some speakers in that thing and peddle around sipping beer at night
>>71667889
no mate, im calling literal SOMALIAN nigger a somalian nigger, he shitposts here daily.
>>71659446
The first thing I thought of is that some angry chimps would knock it over just to be dicks. It seems like a cool thing to mess around with or give your kid but for your main source of transportation...cmon Sven.
>>71666092
Du är inte den socialaste typen, eller hur?
>>71659446
>Man invents something cool and efficient
I WAGER THAT THE HEBREWS ARE AT FAULT FOR THIS
>>71666092
The worst thing is, he doesn't look feminized, nor is he a manlet, but he talks like the most diseased caricature of a cuck you can imagine
>>71669873
>efficient
Yes goy. For that is your only purpose. To be efficient, to pay for those who aren't.
>>71659850
Fuck you nigger, ever tried riding a bike in icy cold rain? shit hurts.
>>71669710
Vem är social i sverige nu förtiden..
JAG KLARAR INE MER.
>>71659446
Seems pretty cool, I'd buy one. Maybe he can get some testosterone injections with the proceeds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqij5u6OVdE
you /pol/acks are jealous that you will never live such a fulfilling life as this alpha swedish male, inventing ad building cool stuff whilst you sit on your computer shitposting on the internet poking fun at him
>>71670050
No because being humans we have surpassed that. That's like asking why we don't try and cure cancer with leeches any more.
i like how he puts a question mark in the end of every sentence
>my name is sven?
>i am from sweden?
>i live in a shed?
>my wife loves black bulls?
>>71660094
>This is an average swede. Listen to the despair and hopelessness of his voice.
No it isn't, it's a literal retard trying to speak english with no previous interaction with native english speakers. He probably has autism for real or some attention disorder, only people like that would talk like this, build the bike car and upload it.
The bike is fine tho, he should just have spoken swedish and used subs. Going down at the end of words is a common newb mistake, it makes him sound even more autistic than he probably already is.
sheds everywhere
>>71660292
Did you not see him do that sick skid in front of his cuckshed at the start?
>>71660361
>his wage
People like this are on disability pension or something.
the monotonous intonation and the delusion of actually having "invented" something makes me think the guy is legitimately autistic
nice cuckpod sven
>>71670753
He's a "muppet" as we call them.
>>71670753
He probably is with a voice like that.
>>71670617
Even the skid was cucked compared to a real skid by a powered vehicle. Cuckoldry is so deeply ingrained in the modern Swede that everything they do and produce is neutered in some way.
stop bullying him. his voice may sound silly but he seems like a cool and sympathetic guy.
niggers.
>>71659446
This guys voice combined with the music is really comfy.
>>71659446
Islam isn't that bad, after all huh
>>71671102
>prep the bull
>>71659446
Obviously it isn't going to replace a car for long trips, but if you only need to go a few miles it's pretty neat. Plus it's probably a lot nicer than riding a regular bike when it's cold and raining.
>>71671102
Ahmed's cock was comfy too after this guy prepped it
>>71665890
>posts a Ford
>>71659446
Hi my name is Micheal and I'm the designer of Cuck Ride. The basic idea of Cuck Ride is to have weather protected and more comfortable bicycle. My solution is this fourwheell fully covered cuck car is its small and have a short turning radius to work on bikeways and other ethnically diverse environments. The range is about 60km. The top speed with engine is 25kmph. This makes it a street legal speed bike here in Sweden and most other African countries. We drive both on rear wheels and many gears. It can even take on steeper hills and rough terrain. To work well among cars they sit at the same height as a normal car. There is room for some dildos in the back, and if you want to bring your wife's children, or you need more sex toys and lube to prep the bull you can hook on to a bike trailer. Here I'm bringing my wife to do filming. I put a lot of effort to make it practical, but it has proven real fun to drive. It has 250watts crankshaft engine, with air suspension, a comfortable padded seat, and a recumbent seating position, you end up with a very comfortable ride. You steer with BBCs on the side and to break you massage the handles. To get better ventilation in the summer, you can open lower part of front window and also both side windows. In the front i have an extra inlet for me to tongue the anus and please the bull. I use this small electric heater to defrost the window after my wife and her boyfriend use the car. It's still just a prototype, but I've been driving to my cuckshed with it for a year now and it has proven to work very well. Thanks for watching!
I have a strange feeling, that this guy will probably commit suicide someday.
>>71671333
trips of truth!
I actually think it would heller fun to drive that shit while drunk
scandis are freaking strange and creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
>>71671635
You have a very good imagination Alberto
>>71671797
Autism: The machine
>Pulling it into the Cuck Shed at the end.
>>71670050
Learn to dress for the elements.
>>71671666
Someday I'd like to go out to the salt flats, get really shithammered, and drive a corvette around while firing a gun out the window
>>71670988
You are a "faggot" as we call you
>>71671626
>Posts a clone of a Rover
>>71671797
that's pretty cool
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sP4r2dn.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
I think we can all agree that SAAB is the only proper Swedish engineering product.
>>71672042
Sounds like you do, or would enjoy Hunter S. Thompson.
>>71672407
Saab is chinese now m80
>>71672407
do they even still exist outside sweden?
>>71672407
>posts a Fiat
>>71672528
I know. It's a shame
>>71670050
>ride a bicycle and look like a hipster liberal twat
>but the rain hurts :(
>I know, instead of buying an automobile like a respectable human being, I'll buy a mobile cuckshed!
Fuck cyclists
>>71662038
>>71662756
Its not a bike that runs only on your legpower, you use your legs to provide electricity for a small engine that makes it propel forward.
Kinda neat and ecofriendly for those who live innawoods here i think.
>>71672920
It's somehow really obvious that you're overweight
>>71659543
>>71660023
I like it too. Fuck the haters
>>71659446
>cuckpod
>all these fat cunts going mad
>>71659446
>he has a valley girl accent
That thing is actually neat.
I don't know what's the problem with it.
I would buy one, to be honest with you.
>ctrl-f
>"cuck"
>39 results
only the dead know peace from this meme
>>71665890
FUN FACT: that model was "recommended" retired, meaning the government threatened to fine Volvo if they didn't stop selling it in Sweden, because it "looked too aggressive" and that's "not in tune with our values."
You can still buy it but you have to cross the border to Finland or Norway.
>>71659446
>cuck car
It was bound to happen.
>>71674753
Pls don't be true.
It's actually really neat, this actually would be great for winter bike rides.You Yankees just don't understand how it feels to be in the cold.
>>71673942
We're waiting for you to go full breivik Sven.
Put an ad on facebook saying there's going to be a house party full of swedish girls and only arab men are invited. Once they're inside light a gas explosion.
>>71675076
It is. All the hassle and expenses to get it has made it a bit of a status symbol in Sweden. There's also risk involved because ownership of one is believed to be one of the factors the government uses for the "Aggressive Mindset" classification. If you get classified you're not allowed to travel near schools except during certain high traffic times. And the real shitty thing is you don't find out you're classified until after they charge you for violating its terms.
>>71674753
wheres an article, i cant find anything about that
>>71674753
>>71675845
WHY DOES NORWAY ALWAYS LIE
>The Volvo S40 is a compact car marketed and produced by the Swedish manufacturer Volvo Cars from 1995 to 2012 across two generations.
>The first generation (1995–2004) was introduced in 1995 with the S40 (S from saloon) and V40 (V from versatility, estate) cars.
>The second generation (2004–2012) was released in 2004, and the estate variant's name changed to V50.
>The range was replaced by the Volvo V40 five-door hatchback in 2012.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_S40
>>71676274
Wrong, the swedish version is so different it's an entirely different model. It was squished in at the front to look like it had down syndrome, and it can't be ordered in black or red, etc.
>>71659446
Cuckpods on wheels, what will they think of next?
now that's impressive
it has all the advantages of riding a bike to work, without the whole "constantly feeling deaths sweet embrace" thing I get when riding a bike through traffic
>>71668311
Countries like USA, uk, France, Canada are mega cucks The talk shit on The internet but irl their Countries are like Afrika. Its sad.
>>71671635
Kek 10/10
>>71677027
>Canada
>like Africa
>3% Muslim
>2.9% black
>Sweden 5% Muslim as of 2009
Since it's illegal to ask who's black or white there I don't know the number of niggers you've got but I'm willing to get it's a higher percentage than us.
>>71659446
That's a pretty cool contraption, like something people would ride in a civilized country. Too bad they're not going to be civilized much longer at this rate.
>>71659446
It's like a mobile version of the cuck shed.
This is what swedes drive while they lend their cars to refugees.
helo pls respond with addditionals post
>>71674753
>>71675845
What do they put in the water over there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
>>71659446
That CuckMobile is badass
>>71660196
It's pretty neat
>>71677714
Just your average ylilauta user
>that voice
KEK
>>71660361
DESIGNATED
>>71659446
want one
>>71659446
>fun
yes
>practical
no
>>71659446
Damn that's nice. I want a car like that.
>>71673942
>cuck
>>71672407
Fuck, i love you finland
VOLVO IS FUCKING SHIT
SAAB is superior
>>71679008
whats wrong with Volvo's? Aren't they supposed to be reliable, well made cars?
>>71679191
you have no idea how much trouble i've had with volvos.
The new ones are pretty decent
>>71673301
Wouldn't some of that energy be lost though, meaning even more work for your legs than a pedal and chain bike?
>>71679191
their safety is the big thing
if you have kids, you might wanna put them in a volvo, it will save them from their inevitable first crash.
>>71662918
For short journeys cycling is amazing and way nicer than having to drive in a congested city.
Do they have one for Americans?
>>71661062
Perfect
>>71673673
This desu
>not owning a car but enjoying a cycle for short journeys
>literally buying oil from arabs so they can fund ISIS
Seems pretty cool desu, hes obviously not a native english speaker but not very cucky.
>>71670169
so wot you saying is he a alpha cuck?
>>71680018
BUY YOUR OIL FROM US AND AMERICA JUST IGNORE THE GOAT FUCKERS
THIS TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH THE TWO OF US ALONE COULD SUPPLY EUROPE WITH MORE THAN ENOUGH OIL BUT YOU GUYS WANT ARAB OIL FUCK OFF FUCK EUROPE FUCK EUROPEANS
