Time for a /pol/ lunch break
And ranch for the fries
>>71657958
>ranch
>fries
disgusting fuck
>>71658267
>disgusting
No, it's a privilege
How would you eat that? It looks far too tall for any human's mouth.
>>71658530
I expect better from you fwend
>>71657674
>Guacamole on a burger
Fuck off
>>71658530
Not for American mouths.
Why do we like women with big tits and tight cunts? Because we have big mouths and small pricks.
>No jalapenos on it
Uh -- waitress... can you get me some jalapeno rings and some quac?
>>71658267
Drink bleach, fag. Ranch x Fries is the best.
>>71657958
>ranch
>not mayonnaise
shieeeeet
>>71658832
Feel like throwing up imagining that shit.
Get on my level, son.
I actually quite like fake cheese on my steak
>>71657674
I don't even like burgers, but that looks absolutely deli-
>Guacamole
Dropped.
>>71658832
>>71657958
>not mixing mayonnaise and ketchup together for the fries
>>71659001
Provolone or nothing, you fake Philly.
>>71659001
philly style is fucking great once in while but I still prefer provolone on mine most of the time.
>>71657674
The A1 Cheeseburger at Burger King is decent for fast food. All the cheap dollar menu stuff usually make me regret it afterwards but the A1 burger is tasty.
SALO
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>>71658720
Jeb detected
>>71657674
>tfw I'll never taste that much of FREEDOM
;_;
>>71659869
do you eat that whole raw onion?
Shame the actual burgers never look like OP's pic
>>71657674
>only one meat patty
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MURRIKA??
>>71658919
>pickle
>sauerkraut
>tomato
All that acid. What a horribly planned out meal. Reubens are amazing though.
Why don't you faggots eat actual food though?
i don't remember the name exactly but its like a irish stew? kottle? taste great my irish father used to make it.
>>71657674
>>71657674
Why'd you gotta post this? I'm starving right now.
>>71659931
Yeb liked guac you idiot, get your memes straight
>>71657674
>single beef patty
>fucking lettuce of all things when it already has tomato and red onion
0/10 would not eat.
>>71657674
>fucking guac
You need to go back.
>>71661104
Too many carbs.
>>71660419
No, what are you? A barbarian?
>>71660474
burgers with more than one patty suck because it fucks with the harmony of having a balanced mixture of meat, cheese, veggies, sauce, and bun
fite me
>>71657674
>not pretzel buns
>guacamole
>too much lettuce
What the fuck? Rate the burger I made a couple days ago /pol/. Shit was savory.
Now I'm ordering a burger from down the road. Thanks. OP.
>>71657958
What exactly s ranch? I always see you guys reference it.
>>71659573
this
>>71659639
>falling for the provolone meme
>not getting swiss
fuck off yanks
>>71661587
a salad dressing that people love to put on everything besides salad over here.
its savory, but i prefer oil based dressings in my salad tbqh.
>>71661459
looks amazing
how'd you do the fries? cajun?
>>71661587
Ranch dressing for salads.
Sometimes certain bread or fries are really good with it.
>>71661729
>>71659573
>tfw live in SoCal
>everyone wants to put avacado on EVERYTHING
>>71661332
a slab of cured fat and a raw onion, this is the pinacle of slavic cusine no doubt
>>71661796
I put them in a bowl, pour some olive oil in, sprinkle in some spices like seasoned salt, pepper, and medium chili powder, then I mix it all together. Next place them with on a cooking sheet and throw them in the oven at 450 degrees for about 15-20 minutes.
Make sure to do this before you cook anything else so you get them out of the oven just as everything else is finished.
>live in PEI.
>spring lobster season opens in May.
>>71662264
Was that picture taken in Australia?
>>71662182
>fries done in the oven instead of deep fryer
my nigga. those shits are way better baked than fried.
>>71662339
Yup, always inspect your ground harness before venturing outside...
Reporting.
>>71659869
based
>>71661459
Looks good. Win anything at Monopoly? I'm close on a coupe.
>>71661729
You can tell that an american took that photo because they're beef hotdogs not pork
>>71662583
Nope. Everyone always gets close but the winning pieces are super rare. Even the cheap 5 dollar rewards are rare.
>>71661587
It's a creamy concoction with herbs (chives, parsley, dillweed), onion, garlic, seasoning (salt & pepper), mayo, sour cream, and buttermilk. The buttermilk makes it creamier, richer, and less sour.
Used for salad dressing and dip for cut up veggies, but you can also use it as dip for whatever (fries, wings, etc.), sauce for burgers, and so on. I even seen people either dip pizza in ranch or pour ranch on pizza slices. Or use it as pizza sauce. Or used for cooking. A versatile dressing/dip.
>>71657674
You wouldn't have lunch breaks if /pol/ was in charge of labor regulations.
>>71662182
huh, never thought about putting fries in the oven
I've always used a buttered frying pan, cut up some small red potatoes and sprinkled them with some basil and black pepper
always come out nice and cripsy with an inside that melts in your mouth, easy as shit to make
I'll try the oven recipe at some point though
>>71661825
Its amazing on pizza
>>71658919
>>71662683
lel look at this pleb. i bet he hasn't even ad a single eart attack yet.
>>71662440
Enjoying your pissy poutine?
>>71657674
Put a fried egg on top nigger
>>71661459
So much salt... I hate neckbeard cooking with a passion. Using premixed spice packets is just laziness.
This thread belongs on /ck/ though...
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>>71659639
>you fake Philly.
you sir sound fake to me. whiz IS how they do it in Philadelphia.
>>71663005
>how they do it in Philly
Correct, provolone is a New York "steak sandwich" thing. Also red sauce on steak sandwiches is nice. Nice sharp provolone and some good garlicky gravy. mmm mmm.
>>71657674
>this triggers the amerifat
>>71663141
Gyros on a biscuit? Looks like Tzatziki.
>>71662762
That sounds pretty good. I'll nab a bag of red potatoes next time I shop.
>>71662972
I agree with you on premixed stuff but there wasn't any salt in the chili powder I used. I'm pretty good about not using a lot of salt when I cook.
>>71662715
It's good on literally everything.
>>71659931
I miss jeb
>>71663314
Look at the sodium content of the packet. Half of it is salt.
>>71663507
>I'm afraid of actual food
LOL fatass.
Looks like a cream pied roastie but still tastes great.
>>71662604
Underrated kek
>>71663141
Wtf is that disgusting mess?
>>71663527
I get my chili powder from a jar. Sweet ancho chili pepper, cayenne red pepper, paprika, cumin, garlic, and Mexican oregano are the only ingredients.
I stopped going to international because I got tired of the generals, but I miss food threads, folk music threads, beer threads, history threads. I miss /int/..
Back when I didn't hate so much and just wanted to talk with foreigners.
Same thing drew me to /pol/ I guess. Just wanted to talk politics with foreigners. Turns out we have to exterminate all the shitskins.
>>71658919
I just had a reuben yesterday.
>>71663507
>gib me my pretty burger no I don't care what it's made of
Pathetic,desu
>>71663680
The preservation methods are always sodiums...
>>71663141
Looks messy.
>>71662604
these are actually a mix of turkey pork and all meats.
>>71659573
Throw in a small amount of worchestershire sauce with some salt and pepper and that shit will taste right
Ever eaten pork brains from a can? Mix it, with the milk gravy, into scrambled eggs. Amazing.
>>71664017
will def try that next time i have a burger and fries
You are all plebs.
>>71663618
mm-mm-mm
shit on a shingle. good stuff my niqu
>>71662604
>eating pork hotdogs
Jesus, Britain your food situation is more dire than I could have ever imagined.
>>71664219
Got enough burger in your suet?
>>71659573
People will talk shit but this is DIVINE on burgers
>>71657674
Damn looks good give me
![greens-blueberry-fruit-smoothie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PBdykGc.jpg "greens-blueberry-fruit-smoothie[1].jpg")
>all these fucking fat-asses with 1000+ calorie lunches
>>71664561
What are you?
African bushman have a better meal then you
A real Australian lunch is 3 of these.
Fat fucks will complain its not enough.
>>71664671
Thats warfood
>>71664561
If you're going to have a liquid lunch it may as well be alcoholic too.
>>71662604
Is that meat at all? Looks more like pencil eraser tbqh pham.
>>71664671
>Salt and pepper
Get some butter on that cracker and you're doing it right.
>>71664671
Where is the vegemite you fake shitposter.
>>71662815
A reuben sandwich has cheese, so not kosher.
>>71663507
My two year old son has a more refined palate than you. Stick to your chicken nuggets and French fries and leave the real food to the grown ups.
>>71664219
this is a carcinogen sandwich. looks delicious though
this thread needs more sea food
>>71661672
>not American
>>71661104
I know you Euros say your meat doesn't have parasites but is eating raw meat like that even tasty?
>>71663141
the only thing that triggers is my saliva secretions
>>71661104
Looks pretty good desu
>>71662774
KILL YOURSELF
I'm a 6'4" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock making over $130,000 a year.
>>71666119
I'm not sure how I'd go about eating that, but it looks good. It won't make me trip my balls off for two days, will it?
>>71666957
Is anyone else here a tall, big dicked wealthy Wendy's chef here?
>>71666957
nice bro
>>71661104
Goddamn it
Roast it atleast or something
>>71663141
Looks messy, but I'd still eat it. I'm hungry af desu.
>>71659001
This shit is not food, it's floor scraps and jizz with food coloring
>hungry, alone and no burgers or smoked meat nearby
>>71663141
Looks like a big mac made in an somalian mcdonalds
>>71658720
Guacamole on a burger is delicious and you are a dumb-dumb if you haven't tried it.
>>71663005
>being proud of being from philly
Pittsburgh master race
>>71663141
THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
CEASE AND DESIST
>>71663439
I don't. His guac recipe was trash, but then again he married a goblin who was born from illegal guatemalans living in Mexico.
Yeb's so low energy that he can't even score with mexican girls in fucking Mexico.
>>71661587
What you put on your dick to guarantee a southern girl will go down on you.
>>71664671
That's not fairy bread.
Lentils and hog jowls
Guess what color I am
>>71667465
>burger
>pepperjack
>chipotle mayo
>salsa
>guac
>crispy french onions
wew lad
>>71661104
>Straight up raw, unseasoned meat with bread
Looks gross. It's barbarian tier.
>>71664219
Needs some grilled cheese.
>>71668067
instead of salsa I would use pico de gallo and problem add a few fresh sliced jalapenos.
>>71667960
I don't know. Poor?
>>71667427
My parents brought me some home made smoked jerky they made a couple days ago but its all gone now and life is suffering again.
you will never enjoy the taste of this
>>71670183
Thank God. Also thanks for the flag. Don't have Malta in my collection yet.
>>71663141
I'd eat it if it's shaped like a burger
Why do americans eat so much? The burger looks nice but it only needs to be atleast half the size
Made myself a lil build the wall cuban. MAGA
>>71670726
Because we can.
>>71671095
looks like dog vomit
>>71671371
>cuban
>vomit
who would've guessed
>>71663689
yes. yes we do.
>tfw no Murica tier fast food places in Swedistan
At least Turkroaches provide God tier kebab
>>71659573
>>71664516
>>71664017
These guys know
>>71664948
Only orthodox Jews jeeps kosher in the states.
>>71670183
Escargot is nice.
>>71657674
Great!lemme head down to "fast food establishment" and have a bernie supporter fry something up.
>>71657674
I haven't eat meat in one month.
I feel the same but once feast is over going to eat lots of meat.
>>71658530
YOu put lots of pressure on it until it becomes narrow enough to bite.
>>71667798
>being proud of being from philly
>automatically assuming I am from there
>>71671371
Don't be a tightwad because your country is irrelevant.
>>71667960
Split pea with hickory-smoked ham hocks is where it's at.
>>71674455
without us Europe would be a turkish speaking Islamic caliphat right now
>>71674843
>us
>implying you crusaded
>implying you're not rolling over letting muzzies rape your mother as your father watches
>>71662264
>tfw when father sold our stable of honda ATCs he bought new when I was a child
>bought a jeep with the money
>sold the jeep
>tfw no more death-mobiles
>>71675862
we slaughtered about 50thousands turks.
We chopped of their heads, put their heads in cannons and fired them back.
>>71676469
Khan raped more women than your people killed. Lrn2savage.
>>71676469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Siege_of_Malta
>>71664723
made me laugh
>>71658530
remove the buns, they taste like shit anyways and are the worst part of the meal
