>be you
>go to the center of your towns square
>start chanting "USA USA USA..."
What is the outcome
>>71654162
People wave cheer and join in..
>>71654162
Uncerimoniously beheaded. Arrested afterwards.
Bewildered looks and the stasi will "take me with them" for a chat
>>71654162
Dundas square: probably nothing, honestly
Get beat up by russians, leading to poles beating up the russians
>>71654162
Probably get some looks but nothing else.
>>71654162
SJW's would probably call me a racist and tell me to check my privilege.
>>71654162
>People look at me in surprise
>Some laugh, we film for youtube
>One join in because why the fuck not
>We start "Argentina, argentina, argentina"
>We sing "El que no salta es un Ingles"
>Everyone join in
People would presume I was drunk and leave me alone.
>>71654162
Get drowned out by the sound of advertisements, music and traffic
get a round of applause and a free gun
>>71655728
city fags plz go
>>71655684
>being patriotic is seen as bad in some places in the USA
What a time to be alive.
>>71654162
what if you chanted DEATH TO AMERICA
>>71655848
my town is to laid back people would just give you stairs and avoid you
get beaten up by sandniggers
>>71655848
Strangely enough that would be less offensive than chanting USA
>>71655993
>stairs
What kind? Like front porch steps?
They would slowly walk away
>>71655993
>give you stairs
>stairs
>>71655996
True
Parties will be had.
>>71655686
>El que no salta es un Ingles
Some Brits are good at jumping.
>>71655848
You have to be a black israelite to do that and get away with it. A sandnigger would get arrested, but you and your bros can verbally abuse everyone and even hit feminist bitches and get them arrested.
After 20 minutes some one else walks by and probably gives a thumbs up. I live in Montana.
>>71654162
So how do I have sex with a dolphin?
>>71655377
you forgot the rape bit.
and shit in mouth after
>>71656619
DELETE THIS
>>71656462
oh Argies can jump ok...
..back into their boats with their arses kicked.
>>71655377
>it isn't even ceremonial
Shit
>>71654162
>be on a bus going into the city
>everyone claps when we reach our destination
>>71655834
why is his room so yellow?
>>71654162
The mayor will run out of the town hall, shoot his pistols in the air, and declare the rest of the day an official town holiday so everyone can leave work early.
>>71654162
I'd get my ass beat by feminists, transgenders and Muslims.
>>71656670
I was just thinking, have you read that one thing about the guy who fucked dolphins and wrote really erotic descriptions of it? Like, it just sounded really appealing.
>>71656717
I've wondered that since I saved the picture.
>>71656810
Sauce please
>>71657139
Just search the archive for dolphins
>>71654162
They recently demolished our town square to build parking lots.
>>71656717
He's living in the Deus Ex future. I'm pretty sure there's an edit depicting this but I can't find it so you'll have to trust me.
>>71654162
Simultaneously joined by bro-tier rednecks and attacked by hipster fags
Surrounded by a group of people who lift me up into the air and chant along with me. It'd probably be on the local news the next day.
>>71657139
I'm sorry, I forgot about it until now, that pic of dolphins just reminded me. I think it was some obscure website or blog or something, dude was some weirdo that was offended by people not knowing the difference between zoophilia and bestiality. Gave me a boner though, unfortunately.
>>71654162
All the locals think I am mad.
RACE WAR
>>71657882
Your supposed to smile while you do it.
>>71656677
Just like you when you try to conquer Buenos Aires.
>>71655590
>Dundas square
More like Dindu square
>>71654162
ppl will stare at you
basically nothing, because poles do not care
>be me
>go to the center of my towns square
>start chanting "USA USA USA..."
>get shot
>tip shooter
>cops arrive, shoot my assailant 75 times
>tip cops
>cops clap, get back in their cars and leave
>ambulance arrives
>tip driver and emt's
>go to hospital
>tip nurse, doctor
>stay in hospital 3 days for gunshot wound
>get home and find hospital bill for $10,000,000
>clap
>>71654162
I'd be thrown in a mental ward.
>>71658108
Why would I want to conquer Buenos Aires?
Glorious, oil rich Falklands are quite alright thanks.
>>71658885
So brits don't teach you in school when you get you ass kick two times by Buenos Aires? kek
>>71654162
A. Nobody cares and the sound of ambulance and police sirens can be heard in the background
B. Random white trash join in and a meth lab explodes in the background
I hate the south so fucking much.
>>71654162
People would join in or other expressions of agreements.
Anyone who tries and stops me will be BTFO
>>71658708
been to the usa, can confirm this
>>71659077
Nah, we sorta just have a few times where we have to learn a bit about Buenos Aries, and to be honest we get to be laughing so hard, we never really finish the lesson.
>>71654162
Friendly honks, some people join in, a fat guy gives me beer, maybe I get laid.
PA is awesome.
>>71655848
I would get confronted and a slight possibility of assault.
>>71654162
People would probably stare at me like i belong in a mental institution.
Idk bout you guys but...
>USAUSAUSA
>all around me fire their AKs and ARs chanting ¡O ES A! in their bean language.
> Proud as can be just exisiting on these scared scorched grounds
>Waving the American flag
>F-35s barely flying over head in a patriotic thunder near the AF base
>all law enforcement are in a constant state of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to the SJW's bitching
>
>such life in Arizona
>>71660040
Luke? Davis Monthan?
>>71660040
PIC FUCKING RELATED
>>71660136
Luke Airbase
Ask me what the fuck I am doing. Maybe get mugged depending on time and place.
>>71660250
Cool I'm up in Tucson.
>>71660040
>F-35s barely flying
sounds about right for that overpriced hunk of garbage
>>71654162
I'd probably get beaten up by just about anyone who saw me, including children
FuK daa UsAA Niqqa. Da WhiTE-a$$ MothAFuCKuH iz EvIl. We's Izzz TaKinn hEs BYtchez. LMAo, HEs DIck Iz 2 $maLl.
>people laugh
>film me and post it on kikebook and whatsapp
>the whole town thinks i'm dumb and retarded
