Would Trump deport Superman?
After years of research, Jor-El locates a small blue planet with a welfare system he can game
>>71653528
His home blowed up and superman saves countless lives and pays his taxes plus he stands up for American values so why would he
>>71653528
no, superman is a LEGAL citizen of US. he filed his papers you fucking piece of shit.
>>71653528
President Luthor would
>>71653693
no he hasnt
>>71653657
hes still an illegal alien
>>71653528
He served in the defense of the nation so he can apply to nationalization
>>71653862
But he's not a burden
Superman is white.
>>71653528
I'd hope so, supes is boring except in Flashpoint
>>71653983
then we're splitting hairs. how do we know who isn't a burden?
>>71654058
no hes not
Yes, he would be deported and then forced to get a legal system for him to become full american.
>>71653528
He can file for asylum or refugee status and then get on track to being an American citizen.
Because his home exploded.
But in all he's outside jurisdiction because he's fuckin super. Ya know?
>>71654102
The guy who takes on everything from common criminals to disasters to alien invasions and super villains without taking any payment is not a burden are you serious?
When Superman destroys cities it's an accident
>>71653657
As long as America is the first safe country you crash into from space you can claim asylum
>>71653528
INA: ACT 301
>Sec. 301. [8 U.S.C. 1401] The following shall be nationals and citizens of the United States at birth:
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>(f) a person of unknown parentage found in the United States while under the age of five years, until shown, prior to his attaining the age of twenty-one years, not to have been born in the United States;
>>71653983
>not a burden
Naw he only got chased by an entire fucking nazi space army all the way to earth, causing thousands of deaths and billions in damages
>>71654463
So Superman would be considered a citizen unless a court of law determined (before his 21st birthday) that he was born on Krypton.
>>71654102
>how do we know who isn't a burden
He's clearly doing a job that no other American can. He should be able to apply for an HB-1 if fucking Disney hasn't gamed all the slots for this year
>>71654463
Ok, he's a citizen then. Based Superman is American and there is nothing you commies can do about it.
Clark Kent pays taxes and is an American citizen.
yes
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>>71654463
that was a short thread
>>71653528
If superman were real. The Jews would have been stopped years ago and there wouldn't have been a need for Trump.
>>71653528
Yes because Trump would have had buildings in metropolis and it would have been destroyed by cuckerman. Plus everyone would be scared of Superman like people are scared of Mexicans, Trump would have opened his campaign with "We need to deport Superman, he's a killer and a rapist, and I assume he's done some good things but we have a big problem here folks. We need to build a kryptonite cannon and deport him. We have a very big problem folks, and I have great relations with Superman, the best relations and he tells me how he is a problem. We have to solve this folks, believe me. Believe me."
>>71653862
his parents have. they claimed he was their child and filed his papers.
Clark Kent is legal citizwen of US
>>71656108
Amnesty is a bitch
Trump is the only man on earth who could protect superman from the NWO/Illuminati. They would go after superman's loved ones and threaten civilians if superman didn't do their bidding.
>>71654463
he knows who is parents are though
