Why is Twitter such shit? On paper it makes sense, real time updates of news and events.
Instead it's ruined by #BlackTwitter and it's filled with the worst kind of memes.
What the hell?
>>71652697
just follow people you like m8
>>71652697
Is that real? I mean of course it's real, but did someone actually post it in a non-ironic manner to try explaining their emotions?
Life has no meaning in this dark age and all about going along the ride until jesus second coming
>>71652697
>making lettuce
I think I read something about this. Niggers have trouble with the use of precise language so "making" means anything from "cutting up", "slicing", "dicing", "chopping", "preparing", and a variety of other steps and actions one might make or do in the process of food preparation. It's like they're almost human.
>>71652697
WHY IS SHE NOT USING A GODDAMN CUTTING BOARD?
>>71652697
What would you do in the scenario in pic related, /pol/?
>>71652697
Twitter is basically now 80% niggers, nu males and sjw shits. The other 20% are what it was designed for.
You can thank the smartphone. It's basically ruined the internet. Everything is now accessible to the lowest scum of this country and they are on it 80% of the time because they don't have a job or life.
>>71652697
Who the fuck chops up lettuce without a cutting board?
Let me just makk myself sum lettuce :^]
>>71652697
I'd love to have that nigger MAKING MY LETTUCE
>>71653122
Niggers. Chances are they don't even live there which would explain why everything is clean, all they have is lettuce, and for some reason she's trying to chop lettuce with one hand while fucking around with an empty pan (which isn't even on a burner to begin with) with the other.
>>71652697
WHO CARE, GET A FUCKING LIFE
>>71652697
>making lettuce
All of my wat
>>71653046
This, just waiting to die at this point.
>>71652697
making lettuce?
>>71653075
niggers have a limited vocabulary.
>>71652697
Obviously I get out the ketchup, pickles and onions because I'm making a burger.
You have 100% control over your Twitter feed. I have multiple accounts, each for different shit. One is all alt right peeps another is news. One for cringe etc.
>>71653122
Niggers don't care about taking care of things. You can give them a brand new house and in 2 short years it will look like a crackhouse.
Just look at what happened to this nu-male hipster faggot that rented a house out to section 8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puc1CLwWNms
>>71652697
>holding the knife with one hand standing as far back as possible
Umm...
>no cutting board
UMMMMM HELLO
>>71653355
You would, fat ass! :^€
>>71653404
Adding on to this, if you don't feel like making a million accounts, there's some list feature where you can make different feeds for different groups of people and just switch between them as you like.
>>71652697
This meme looks like satire
>>71653250
How is Africa starving when they can make lettuce?
>>71652697
People who use social network or internet to advertise themselves or state an opinion that they hold true are plain useless for top 1% of people. Including hackers, anonymous, Jester , Saboo etc. Just ignore them
>>71652697
EAT DA BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES B! *laughing and crying smiley face* REAL NIGGA HOURS
>iceberg lettuce
of all the salad greens, she goes with that garbage.
she's banned from my house.
>>71653046
>>71653337
I still have some expectations in the world about artificial intelligence (area I'm working in), mechanical and genetic augmentation and space travel.
Other than that, might as well unironically become a monk. In a way for "red pilled" people it is a good era to be Christian since there is so little the world seems to offer as hope in things that don't matter.
>>71653147
This. Fucking This.
>>71653478
good fucking god, how could peopel live like this
>>71652697
>making lettuce
Goddamn that's stupid.
Black twitter is literally, unironically the only good thing left about the internet
otherwise, the internet is a fucking trash technological development
>>71652697
>not understanding satire
>>71653352
I don't think it's even an issue of a limited vocabulary, many of them are incapable of making those meaningful distinctions between similar actions. It's just a matter of the ability to both process and categorize things plus the limited ability to conceptualize abstract concepts. It's what happens when you have a population with an average IQ of 85 (on a good day).
>>71652697
>makin lettuce
>>71652697
>social media
>on paper it makes sense
nope
>>71652904
No, black twitter is like a chan board. Most of it is half-serious half-ironic and a ton of memes
>>71653352
And you're racist if you use your extended one with them.
You're lady going to the store buying money. Nd her mother's only daughter their eating soda. She 29, 15 in one week. WYD senpai???
>>71654480
I don't know what Nd means fuck!
>>71654598
Next day. I immediately knew this based on reading comprehension alone. Kys dumb fuck. Let me guess. You're black huh?
>>71653147
it was designed for omega males bitching about minorities in movies or women playing vidya?
because that's what the rest is
>>71654331
This. Twitter is their 4chan.
>>71652697
>it's making lettuce
is she a god ore some bio scientist?
>>71653075
the thing that pisses me off is when they use the word itch as a verb instead of using scratch. e.g. i have to itch my back
>>71652697
>makin lettuce
>>71652697
>making lettuce
why are niggers so fucking retarded?
140 character limit.
Every time a new social media platform takes over, it's literally a previously-existing idea, just stripped down and more restricted.
>>71653250
>I'd love to have that nigger MAKING MY LETTUCE
Not me.
But I'd let her toss my salad.
>>71653478
Jesus fucking Christ
>>71653075
I can't believe the don't realize they are walking memes.
>>71653884
>people
Good one.
Normalfag shit
>>71652697
Centralized control, a business model based on advertising. Why does it wind up sucking? Doh.
>>71653075
Australians do that too.
Hmm you might be onto something.
>>71653133
Tell that bitch to make me a sammich.
>>71652697
>cutting lettuce in half with a knife
What the fuck is wrong with niggers? Or Americans, or Anglos, or whoever else came up with this shit.
>>71653478
How can people justify the ongoing cost of not shipping them back to Africa?!
>>71652697
> MAKING
> LETTUCE
> MAKING!!
>>71653478
This is somehow whiteys fault
>>71653122
She's not actually cooking while naked you dummy it's a photo op.
>>71660126
ask her
Teach Me T_T
in a cumberbach cosplay
>>71652697
>>71653478
That video was painful to watch.
