Just spent a few hours with some Amish. It's a little community that makes furniture.
I was very impressed with how nice, proffesional and hard working they are.
There was what looked to be a 5 year old girl sweeping the floor of a shop on her own accord with a smile on her face.
One shop with the temporary abscene of the father was being run by a 14 year old. He had 7 brothers and 2 sisters.
Everyone was white of course, friendly, hard working. They weren't fat, weren't under stress. They all had families. Little smiling white girls in dresses and hats were waving at me as I drove by.
How do we recapture what these people are doing right and plug it into modernity?
>>71652224
So, would you say it was an... Amish paradise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
>>71652224
>a little community
>makes furniture
>nice
>weren't fat
>friendly
I am pretty sure those were shakers...
>>71652224
The Amish are good people..they drive hard bargains, watch their shekels like a kike and rarely bathe..other than that great people, excellent craftsmen.
>>71652224
litteral muslims
>>71652402
First post rather amusing post
>>71652224
Amish are based, theres a ton of them that live in my town
>Weekly bake sales
>very well dressed
>4 year old children will literally round up cattle by themselves, barefoot
>young children literally pile into wagons and ride around town, no fucks given
>always friendly
>>71652402
noice.
>>71652224
those were mennonites you papist scum
Sadly, it may never happen. We have too many entitled brats, and too many ghetto dindus.
>>71652638
Not necessarily
I wonder what the rates of depression and suicide are in Amish country
>>71652448
They call themselves Amish
>>71652522
No one smelt that bad. I imagine you don't bathe as much when you don't have electricity
Amish, truely the righteous way to live.
>>71652224
Generally, the Amish are decent people. They do have some inbreading/gene pool issues to contend with, though.
>>71652621
Same here, the bulk food store that supplies corner stores has a post for tying horses to
>>71652224
Amish are selfish assholes who only care about themselves.
What are they doing to stop the Islamic horde?
Or that is right, nothing. The Muslims will kill their men and take their women as sexual slaves.
>>71652224
Agreed
>more poor than your average goatfucker muslim
>they still dont go around shooting people
>somehow the liberals hate them more
Here in Mexico we have our version they are called the Menonitas and they make the best cheese
>>71652763
Check em out in August..they will make you appreciate deodorant
>>71652576
fuck off kike, run home to zion
>>71652224
This is seriously the life I want.
I hate being a wage slave.
I wish I just lived in the middle of nowhere and only had to care for me and my kinfolk.
>>71652953
That's Mennonites, basically Amish but not as hardcore about technology
>>71652953
Oh like Mennonites. Kinda Amish-lite.
I see them all the time at yard sales.
>>71652224
post yfw the Amish will pay you $500 a pop to impregnate their women just so that theyre not all inbred. However, the woman's dad has to watch you do it and you cant physically appear to enjoy it (facial expressions, sounds, etc)
>>71652937
They are providing the example of the commitment it takes to recognize and defeat the threat.
Show them this.
>http://www.lutherdansk.dk/On%20war%20against%20Islamic%20reign%20of%20terror/On%20war%20against%20Islamic%20reign%20of%20terror1.htm#_Toc129163847
In the first place, it is certain that the Turk has no right or command to begin war and to attack lands that are not his. Therefore, his war is nothing else than outrage and robbery, with which God is punishing the world, as He often does through wicked knaves, and sometimes through godly people. For he does not fight from necessity or to protect his land in peace, as the right kind of a ruler does, but like a pirate or highwayman, he seeks to rob and damage other lands, who are doing and have done nothing to him. He is God’s rod and the devil’s servant; there is no doubt about that.
In the second place, it must be known that the man, whoever he is, who is going to make war against the Turk, must be sure that he has a commission from God and is doing right. He must not plunge in for the sake of revenge or have some other mad notion or reason. He must be sure of this, so that, win or lose, he may be in a state of salvation and in a godly occupation.
There are two of these men, and there ought to be only two: the one is named Christian, the other Emperor Charles.
>>71652224
>How do we recapture what these people are doing right and plug it into modernity?
You need Jesus OP, that's the difference, christian religion.
>>71653431
TLDR
The Amish will never defeat anything. They live like they do because they are in a white country, once that is gone, the Amish will be gone.
>>71652757
>I wonder what the rates of depression and suicide are in Amish country
depression is a way of life.
suicide is a sin, so you can't do that.
>>71653375
Have you done it?
Does the father help prep?
It should be a crime against humanity to keep women confined to those communities, imagine how much they must be lusting after Jamal's penis.
>>71653375
i... want.. this...
>>71652224
Pretty based?
>>71653864
>Finn (aka mongoloid )
>first thought black dick
Sounds about right
inbred, poor as fuck subhuman. most polfags here probably couldnt be more than one hour away from their computers and porn anyway
>>71654115
>that flag
>that post
Oh the irony
>>71654035
Good thing the rest of American women have unlimited access to slinky delicious big black cocks.
As I just came from Xhamster.com I noticed that at least half the videos were white American women getting Blacked. Lol!
>>71652224
>How do we recapture what these people are doing right and plug it into modernity?
>Everyone was white
You figure it out.
>>71652224
>no TV
>no Vidya
>no exotic foreign markets or sexual distraction to hold kid's attention
It's almost like people will work when there's nothing else to do.
>>71653078
Just join an Amish church then. The fuck are you waiting for? Sell your electronics and go live free.
>>71652224
>no vidya
>no music
why even live?
>>71654239
there is reality and there are memes, are you too busy breeding with your sister, redneck burger?
>>71654732
>Just join an Amish church then.
How does one "Just" join the Amish "church"?
>>71654826
t.Alberto Barbosa
>>71654450
Fucking degenerate mongoloid
>>71652448
There aren't any more shakers, Amish Menninites and some various half amish groups still exist
>>71652224
The Amish are the perfect example of why blacks are simply inferior
>Give up on modern society and go live as if it's the 1800's
>Still manage to have a functioning society, family cohesion and live a modest happy life with their sheep
Meanwhile
>Blacks cry they want independence from evil whitey
>Give them independence
>They keep looting it up and killing eachother for decades
>Then ask why racist whitey left and it's whitey fault
>>71654814
They have music m8.
>>71652953
>Menonitas and they make the best cheese
This
>>71654854
>Yes, it is possible for outsiders, through conversion and convincement, to join the Amish community, but we must quickly add that it seldom happens.
http://lancasterpa.com/amish/amish-frequently-asked-questions/
>From time to time we receive letters from people who want our help in becoming Amish. Do people ever convert to the Amish faith? Yes, but it is relatively rare. I know of one young man who is about to join the Amish faith here in Lancaster, after giving up his car and other aspects of "worldly life." Some Amish wonder if he is really ready, but believe he is sincere.
http://www.amishnews.com/publishersmessages/wanttobeamish.htm
http://www.wikihow.com/Join-the-Amish
Better hurry up while you're young. If you want a qt wife, that is.
>>71654826
t.Barbosa
>>71655277
I would let him creampie my little slut hole
>>71654487
>>71652224
I too have been thinking a lot lately about the amish
>>71652224
>Everyone was white of course
I know a mexican guy who is married to an amish girl. A real amish girl from Indiana.
The father liked him because the guy worked for him doing roofing and carpentry, so he let him marry his daughter.
Whites BTFO yet again.
>>71652448
shakers don't have families
>>71655009
So then I went to Xvideos next and guess what? It was also filled with America Blacked porn.
Keyword. American.
I can't help but to wonder when are you guys going to Black the Amish women too?
>>71652953
Amish are all rich as fuck. I'm from Lancaster PA. Amish are mostly wealthy landowners and business owners around here.
>>71655227
And to anyone seriously considering doing this, I suggest you watch this documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBnmSyNxHE
Contrast the female reporter with the Amish mother, and you will see how truly fucked modern men are.
>>71652621
>Weekly bake sales
The Amish community in Yoder KS has the best fucking cinnamon rolls in the freak'n world.
>>71652224
Those are not the people who makes great discoveries or revolutionizes the nation anon. We need even hardworking researchers and doctors, and ambitious businessmen for future progress.
I only need to ask one question.
Can you still fuck your wife if it's not solely for procreation purposes?
>>71652937
You are a fucking tool. It's not the Amish being cucked out of existence. It's little basement dumbshits like you.
>Amish should fight the Mudslime hordes
>not me I'm busy gaming and wanking to 2D qt
>>71656424
the Amish really do only care about themselves though, he's right about that. To them you're just an "English"
>>71640032
>tfw amish population is fastest growing in America
http://www.personal.psu.edu/cvr5115/blogs/diversity_communications/2012/10/market-profile-the-amish-community.html
>>71652224
They are inbred
>>71656693
Linked to wrong thread butt fuck it
>>71652757
>People's Helpers is an Amish-organized network of mental health caregivers who help families dealing with mental illness and recommend professional counselors.[60] Suicide rates for the Amish are about half that of the general population.
Also there has only been one Amish murderer in history
>>71656530
>Care only for yourself, family, and immediate community
>bad way of life
Pick one
BAD GOYIM
>Craker met one man who had managed to stash $400,000 in the bank in 20 years while renting a farm and raising a family of 14 kids. He planned to use his savings toward a down payment on a farm and wanted to buy his children a trampoline during the summer.
>Another man told Craker he's content knowing he wakes up a little richer every morning from interest accrued on savings, instead of interest accrued on debt.
http://www.businessinsider.com/money-secrets-of-the-amish-2013-4?op=1
>>71652224
Embrace christianity?
That's a nice sight, no doubt.
>>71656700
no u!
>>71652224
one word
>discipline
>>71657826
How is the Pope doing today? Well I hope?
>>71652224
>How do we recapture what these people are doing right and plug it into modernity?
not possible.
>>71657826
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71652224
OH FUCK, OUR KID IS DYING
LETS TAKE HIM TO THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED MEDICAL FACILITIES IN THE COUNTRY.
Hypocrites. I see so many Amish people at Hospitals.
>>71652224
>How do we recapture what these people are doing right and plug it into modernity?
We humans have this tendency to look at other societies and think, "Oh man, THESE people know what's up. They know how to be simple and pure", but they have their own problems. They have their own hell.
I remember reading of this concept called "Chinoiserie" during the Age of Enlightenment, where Europeans like Voltaire and others looked to China for inspiration as to how a meritocratic society should be, but they only had an outside view and didn't actually know many of the inner workings of the corruption in Chinese government and exam systems for state servants.
Trust me, things always look good from the outside.
That being said, there are indications that being religious has a chance of increasing happiness. The Amish may be very happy because they are religious, but that can be found in the comforts of modern technology and life.
I don't know. Just look into it more. Don't just think because they live in open farm areas that they are happy.
>>71657826
IS there a priest somewhere in the vatican browsing fucking pol right now?
>>71658136
>Hypocrites
Why is that hypocrisy?
>>71652448
Amish do that.
Source: I live in Lancaster County
>>71658250
They shun technology, it's evil, but run to it when the shit hits the fan.
>>71658387
No they just shun being overly reliant on the world
>>71658136
They aren't bashing other people for using it though.
They choose to live without electronics and for as far as I've seen stay out of people's way although I've never lived near them only visited. There's a huge difference between living your life day to day without modern technology and what you do in an emergency when your fucking child is hurt. If you ever have a child I assure you your opinion will change rapidly.
>>71652224
I head down to Lancaster a few times a year for conventions. Lots of Amish/Mennonite/Pennsylvania Dutch people in the area. Never had the opportunity to interact with them too much, but they're always pretty friendly.
They also happen to be filthy fucking rich. Do you have any idea how much money they make? It's a damn shame that they don't spend it on fun shit, just, like, new wagon wheels and hoops to hit with sticks.
>>71658387
There's a difference between taking your dying child to the hospital and browsing pornhub for 5 hours a day
>>71652448
>Shakers
There are like, three Shakers left. They literally don't believe in sex, and they can't legally adopt kids anymore. I think there is only one community left with a handful of members.
>>71652224
From 10,000 to 250,000 in a century just by birth rates (they even lost many due to assimilation) - AMISH TAKIN OVER.
>>71652953
>>more poor than your average goatfucker muslim
Amish aren't poor. They work all day and don't waste money on bullshit.
>>71652953
Mennonites - they hold most of the same beliefs and traditions as the Amish but they're not quite as hung up on technology.
To be fair - even the Amish aren't completely technology-less. Amish laws mostly prohibit technologies that are seen as distractions or degenerate.
Ex. The Amish are allowed to use mechanized farm equipment because it serves a practical function. However many choose not to.
Interesting to see /pol take on the Amish. How some of you can see fit to hate what is essentially apex white ideals blows my mind. People truly are enslaved by their modern bells and whistles.
>>71659934
Christcucks aren't liked here, what did you expect?
>>71660808
How are they cucked? I mean, fuck, you get a small farm, which is yours alone, a wife who cares for you like a king, children who want to follow you like baby ducks just to learn from you, and peace, in exchange for saying thank you to an invisible being.
Yeah cucked
>>71658163
>being religious has a chance of increasing happiness
It also helps make you safer from crime
>>71652224
Fuck the Amish, backwater inbred redneck retards all of them.
Anyone who shy's away from Technology should be cremated alive, once we've automated agriculture and livestock people like this will be seen for what they are: The Dumbest of the Dumb
>>71661453
People just hate on religion so much because "muh rules". Rebelliousness rules until it can objectively be proven to be self destructive.
>>71654487
Kek
>>71661865
You are an idiot. Going to die alone with your dick in a robot, thinking about how much smarter you were than some Amish dude whose grandchildren still tell stories about him.
>>71662032
No they hate on it because of the baffling stupidity of it. At best it's old world psychology and therefore useless, at worst it's a way to justify anything you want.
Enjoy your Catholic Priests Cock
>>71652224
I don't know quite how to treat those people
I'd perfectly understand them if they lived in a monastery, or were clergy people in general
But it's like they're escaping from the task of improving the environment, of bearing responsibility for the country and for the public space
Imagine if a king decided to live like that. His kingdom would be conquered. Amish are just benefiting from what others have done in order to provide safety and public order
Amish say: well, thanks for taking care of the public order and making sacrificies, but we're just turning our back on you, because we want to have a calm, comfy life somewhere in a remote place. They are simply disengaging themselves from the community that goes through every day stress to maintain any order and improve it, including living conditions
Did the Amish solve the unabomber problem? I feel like the unabomber would think the Amish have to mucb technology.
The ones I met today were using tractors, electrical tools, battery powered tools etc.
>the Amish are poor
Own average outright
Can afford 9 kids
Own cows, horses, goats, chickens
Make their own food
Have massive shops full of expensive tools
This one family is far richer than I am. I have a family, a degree, have two cars and a home and probably have a 10th of their assets that I actually own(not paying payments on) and my family brings in 100K a year, it's fucking ridiculous..
The avg American is fucking broke and destitute to an Amish family. The avg American has a negative net worth.
>>71662401
Want to know their secret?
>they don't keep their money in banks
>>71662278
I'm the idiot who is building the robots who will replace all your jobs.
What's an Amish tard gonna talk about? The time the cow fell over or how cousin Geoff got mange?
I'm sure old age is amazing in the Amish community with all that top tier medicine.
I grew up on a farm, you city people know nothing of "country living." I will automate everything for you though anon, calm down and eat your skittles
>>71662286
Never seen a catholic priests cock. Have you? Perhaps the source of your angst is because ol' padré reamed your precious little backide out after Sunday school?
I'm an atheist myself. However I can see certain things. Like; 1) Religious dogmas provide a structure which objectively holds society together and 2) secularism has done little to nothing to replace those philosophical tales with anything which yields similar positive results.
>>71658682
Probably save their money in order to buy more land. Subdividing their property among all their sons and then grandsons leaves them with small farms. They need to expand their land holdings to compensate for their expanding population.
>>71662578
I live in the woods, hate cities, and don't need automation to do anything for me. One day when I'm older maybe I'll get a log splitter to help out with splitting my firewood. That's a beast of a job.
>>71652576
> hard working
> Muslims
pick one.
>>71662578
Old age and top tier medicine.
I'd rather die of a stroke or heart attack swinging an ax in the back yard than spend my last 5-10 years shilling in adult diapers kept alive with a fist full of pills a day. Fuck man, quality over quantity.
>>71652448
the fuck is a shaker?
>>71662565
Also they don't spend money on phones, Internet, tv, and bills for those, they also save money on food because they tend to grow their own. Very self reliant, I doubt if an amish family spends more than 6000$ a year
>>71664042
Another Christian sect sort of like Quakers. Only their restrictions were way harsher. It has died out almost entirely.
>>71664042
Quakers that split off in the 1760's and pretty much abstain from sex, and are called shakers because they tend to get so into religious lessons that they shake(not too sure why though)
>>71652953
>more poor than your average goatfucker muslim
Many of the established amish families in my area are crypto-millionaires because they all have family businesses and spend little money outside of their community.
>>71664386
Also, don't they tend to get money from tourism and selling things to tourists?
>>71664554
Here they don't have tourists because we live in a rural area but most of their businesses cater to non-amish. They do a lot of roofing, woodworking, and sell produce/nursery items.
>>71664554
Some do. Some sell home made "rustic farm equipment" for the liberal citiots to decorate their country home with. Woden toys and furniture are also common enough.
>>71664554
When they live near bigger cities I think they like to open nice bakeries or make cheese to sell and in that case they become a tourist attraction.
>>71652224
Isn't all of America like this...?
>>71664942
No. Just the based parts. Other parts are like the SJW cucks that get the mocking they deserve.
>>71664942
Nope, 60%+ of americans live in an urban area
So guys when are you going to start post amish porn? Dont want to wait here cock in my hand whole night.
>>71665416
K
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=amish
>>71665352
Yeah you're right. I just realised, I was thinking of a communist country with strict orders to work, like USSR.
Lol, fucking Americans with their daddy-USSR-complexes. You're only hating him because you want him to notice you, итб oкaий <3
>>71654487
this is not fucking funny at all
it is the truth ;_;
>>71665416
There is no Amish porn. Only sluts and part-time homosexual horse dicked actors pretending.
Something that bothers me about the Amish or conservative Mennonites is that their food is extremely processed. They love to bake and cook, but their basic ingredients are essentially everything you find in wonder bread and hostess snacks, except they obtain the ingredients in bulk.
You can buy a bag of MSG or titanium dioxide or maltodextrin if you want.
You can also buy a premade dry package of macaroni salad dressing, but just recognize that the first ingredient is dextrose
>>71664942
You fucking wish. Little gems like the Amish and Mennonites are kept extant by the giant bristly wall of guns and nukes surrounding the country they pedal cheese and quilts in.
There are some nice parts of the east coast (read, the northern half), but get past WV and you're looking at nothing but jungle bunnies until you cross the Mississippi.
>>71652224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKHgpnylc8
>>71652757
Suicide is almost non-existent. Depression? Man up, get your work done, and pray it away before bed.
You would be amazed at the things "modern" society has that are just not "things" in primitive cultures
Suicide, Depression, Drug abuse, sexual deviancy, child molestation, allergies, birth defects, etc
>>71665692
This much is very true. Peaceful agrarian societies can easily be overrun by external forces. However if the entire nation is peaceful and agrarian, and not posessing of an in demand resource, other nations don't bother them.
>>71667186
Touché, America.
>>71653078
What's stopping you, exactly?
>>71658163
>"Oh man, THESE people know what's up. They know how to be simple and pure", but they have their own problems.
Of course they do, stop being so pretentious, you're on /pol/, everyone knows that not everything is apparent.
But what can be said is that they are a lot happier and they have bigger families that us.
They are better simply better off, stop pretending like every culture is equal, some societies are better than others.
>>71658387
They shun DISTRACTING technology that takes away from church and family. Not any technology, there's a specific set of rules.
Watch
>>71656061
you dumb shit.
>>71662401
>my family brings in 100K a year
So stop spending so much, you should be able to pay off a decent house after 5 years with that paycheck.
They are able to afford those things because they make their own food and rarely need to buy things.
>>71665568
Don't much care about Russia. The Russian and Other people from former Soviet Union I have met are either based or corrupt as fuck. Their business. But if your implication is that we somehow envy the results of communism practiced on a large scale... Nah. Not having 1/4 of our population starve to death because som bureaucrat thought that farmers were dicks and that city folks should have the farms, was nice.
>>71652224
amish farmers markets are the shit
I lived the first 6 years of my life in PA and have such good memories of the pretzels and pigs in a blanket they make
>>71665840
>implying Head Amish doesn't get the first night privileges
I bet they fuck kids and sheep as well.
>>71669272
Probably none of the above. Oh sure you may from time to time get a deviant fuck who touches kids, but I'm sure that individual gets "disappeared" somewhere in a backfield bog.
>>71665692
>>71667186
This is what Thomas Jefferson wanted, well intentioned and idealistic, but John Adams knew the reality of geopolitics and lawyers, so he and Hamilton went ahead with the bank for building up the country so we didnt get completely curb stomped, although the bitts did burn DC, and we got lucky with European wars, BUT
America is supposed to be the happy medium
Religious Freedom
>>71665840
>birth defects
These absolutely exist in primitive societies. Most others as well, but Amish culture is better for all of them than the general population.
>>71669272
>Croatscum projecting his subhuman tendencies on everyone else
>>71665692
We have nukes now, we could kick out brown people and all but 1% live like the based Amish but with modern medicine
>>71670006
Yeah I tend towar Jeffersonian ideals. However, I am aware that modernity has rendered them essentially impossible to maintain. Maybe a post apocalyptic world based on Jeffersonian politics could work, given ample space, and low populations.
>>71654826
You don't want to play the reality vs meme game with us m8.
>>71668869
>house payment
>electrical bill
>taxes
>vehicle payments
>gas
>food for 5
We broke mane
>>71671117
Actually a Jeffersonian world is more possible now than ever. We don't have to worry about foreign enemies really ever again. We could maintain a military and government 1% the size of today.
We could remove all non whites.
We could go exteme Luddite to near Amish levels.
The hardest part would be taking women's power and forcing them to be mothers and wives again.
We just need a white/European version of the taliban.
It would end up in a awesome peaceful, healthy society.
>>71652224
Religion based tax breaks.agricultural tax breaks.mythological level of craftsmanship allowing for overpriced woodwork.will actually drive cars and trucks to sell goods at urban markets where people believe the hype.transport a lot of heroin on the return trip.run illegal puppy mills because states wont enforce laws on amish farms.fuck the amish.
>>71658950
>Shakers will soon go extinct
and nothing of value was lost.
>>71672525
The stuff I saw today was honestly exceptional woodwork. Also they pay people to drive them.
Granted these Amish live about as far removed from civilization as one gets
>>71672360
I think our last 80 years of interventionism and empirical capitalism has earned us too much foreign resentment for us to pull back and relax.
You are absolutely right on the female issue. As for minorities. If they were not so obsessed with modern trappings I think they could hold their own. If they also adopted a more based ideal.
>>71671628
Buy a cheaper house and cars.
After taxes that's what? 65-70k? Raising a family on that in a decent neighborhood is easy.
Getting into debt for stuff you don't need is just foolish.
>>71655164
I grew up with a Mennonite girl in school. She was valedictorian and she was qt as fuck. They used electricity and drove cars n sheit too.
>>71657826
Dragonlady do you have the day off? Wanna play some vidya?
>>71673414
You should have learned to speak German, and studied agriculture. You could be ejaculating in her every night and creating good white übermench.
>>71673708
I think her mother was japanese desu
>>71673841
A Japanese Mennonite? How?
>>71674323
I never knew her well enough to ask. Her father was white and I think thats where the Mennonite comes from. She was a very smart girl and always kept her nose clean. They did drive cars and use electricity so I guess she wasnt exactly traditional but I remember people teasing her for being Amish when she was really Mennonite.
