How are you excusing not getting the surgery? You are basically a pre-HRT Trap. How can you shame your white ancestors by
>having gyno
>not getting it removed
Why haven't you made the call anon? Its only $800 if you go too No-Loo-Loo-Land for your surgery.
>>71641097
I dont have gyno because im all natty you fag
>tfw gynecomastia
i dont want to do a fucking surgery
>>71641665
Why not desu?
Its just like the surgeon is jacking off ur nips with a scalpel until your mammary glands squirt out. iits easy desu.
Had it, smoked alot of weed and ciggys and generally unhealthy, only one cyst removed.
Nipple feels hollow underneath, used acutane anti pimple shit as well at time of problem.
Fuck pharmaceuticals.
The world would be a better place if all men had tits
Prove me wrong
>>71642073
it feels awful and heavy
>Its only $800 if you go too No-Loo-Loo-Land for your surgery.
How much is it in America? I can't decide if I want more guns or to get rid of my man boobs.
>skinnyfat
>puffy nips
>200lbs look gross
>lose weight look like skeleton
>can only bench 150
Fuck.
Dropped out of life and tried to use all my monies to do it, but the doc said it couldn't be fixed.
At least he was honest.
>>71642303
If not covered by insurance, around 2 grand. If covered by insurance, in the hundreds somewhere.
>mutilating your body for looks
What a faggot.
>>71642303
I think between like 2 and 4 grand
>>71641882
1-its expensive
2-you have to wear a thing for months to your tits dont grow back or something like this
3-i want to die
>>71642402
Nigga doctors are out there turning men into women, anything can be fixed.
>>71642073
And if all men had a boipucci..... Except me
>going for a surgery to fucking India of all places
Have fun dying from infection lad
I have no idea wtf this thing is. Is it a fat thing or genetic what am I looking at
>tfw I'm /fit/
>tfw slight gyno
>tfw once my nipples go erect it looks perfectly fine
>they are always erect when I'm swimming and that's usually 9/10 occasions when people see me shirtless
Welp, there are worse things in life I guess. It sucks that you can only buy certain tshirts that mask this though
>>71642532
That's nowadays, not back when I tried to get it done.
In the end, /fit/ fixed my life better.
>>71642303
4-7k
That said, you can get a no interest medical loan for it. If you can afford 4-5K (more if you need actual reconstructive surgery).
The loans give you a lot of no-interest time to pay them off.
>$2000 down payment
>EZ loan approval
>$50-100 per month
>no longer a trap
>>71642714
I think the cost is less if you opt for local anesthesia and don't stay overnight.
>>71642402
bs.
Its literally cheaper to go to another country and get it done, including the plane ticket.
Go to one of the many European countries, such as Turkey or India, and get it done cheap.
>>71642489
>>71642714
Wtf it is free in turkey
>>71642073
Amen
>>71642486
If you had a toe growing out of your forehead you'd cut it off probably. Tits on a male are even worse.
>>71642597
Nvm it just bitch tit. Go to gym faggots.
>>71641097
I'm sorry, I don't speak trap.
>>71642497
You are on brazil, you can do it for free you fucking idiot
>>71641097
I don't even know what this shit is. is it something retards that don't do cardio have?
>>71642497
>your tits can grow back at all
>compression vest lasts longer than a few weeks
>surgery won't fix wanting to die
stop making excuses, the vest only prevents liquid from filling the lose skin which contracts in a couple weeks. the younger you are the faster it contracts.
Sometimes my nipples look puffy and sometimes they look like totally normal nipples. What does this mean /pol/?
>>71642597
literally mammary glands, all males have it, gyno just makes it bigger. arguably getting it removed entirely makes you even more masculine, as mammary glands themselves have no purpose for a male.
>>71643431
youre fat and have shit genetics for storing it
>>71642793
its cheaper by $1500.
anyone who would sleep as their inner woman is purged is a cuck.
>>71643431
Probably fat, I was always skinny fat so I was afraid I had it but when I started working out and losing fat and gaining muscle it went away.
>>71642486
>circumcision
>not mutilating body for looks
>>71642486
Poor nig
>>71643645
MY EYES!!!!!
>>71643645
there's no god
>>71643570
Fuck you don't tell me I have shit genetics. Don't tell me I'm day either fuck you im not even skinnyfat my body is ottermode AF
>>71644839
Fat** not day
Don't have any but I'm getting a pot belly. Gotta run 50+ now to keep it off my metabolism is crazy
>>71644982
>he fell for the metabolism meme
Calories in vs calories expended fag lord
>>71644982
>not lifting and using your calorie surplus to gain muscle
degenerate faggot desu just become a trap already
>>71641097
>go too No-Loo-Loo-Land for your surgery.
>>71641097
Not really.
Natural Bitch Tits is from an excess of Testosterone. Literally being that manly you have to grow tits to counteract your male hormones.
Same thing with Roids, too much test and your body starts to ramp up estrogen production.
>>71641097
I'd rather go to a chink doctor who had to get perfect scores in everything to get into medical school to do my surgery.
Just had the surgery some time ago
> Left tit was over 2 times bigger than the right one
>Fast recovery after surgery
>Feels a lot manlier now than before
>I just feel a lot more confident than I could ever feel before
>>71641097
because boobs are a gift
>>71644982
>muh metabolism
EBIN :DDDDDDD
>>71646253
Test isnt what makes gyno, its estrogen. If you started getting a period it would be no different.
Its the body unsure of its sexual identity, so you must force it to make the right choice.
>>71644982
>>71644982
>metabolism
Literally the metabolism argument
>>71645072
>>71646554
You been watching them YouTube videos boys? reductionism is scary stuff I might lay off it if I were you
have slight gyno for years, don't rly care.
have those puffy nipples that look great if it's cold or I rub them a little, but when relaxed they don't look too good
I remember I got them after losing a lot of weight after I had stopped going to gym, no roids
Maybe If I get bigger chest again, will they be less noticeable?
>>71646795
what's your point?
>>71646554
Your post gave this cute anime girl cancer. Apologize.
>>71641097
Can one deal with gyneclomastia by losing weight/exercising chest muscles or do all require a surgery?
I might have a mild case of it but im slightly chubby as well (although without being particuarly fat)
I'm thinking to do it.
Went as low as 173 cm x 63 Kg and manboobs still there, doing exams to prepare for it in few weeks. Wish me luck anons
>>71646679
Yes, that's exactly what I said.
The only reason a man produces enough estrogen for him grow breasts is because is body is producing too much testosterone.
When your body produces a high amount of test, it starts to squirt Estrogen into the body to counteract the test.
>Hight test
=Bitch Tits
It's why body builders get their nipple ducts removed before they've even gotten Bitch Tits and why a large amount of body builders get gyno. Because when they use roids it causes them to have unnatural levels of tests, and so they start growing tits.
Also why teenage males and young men in puberty are more likely to develop bitch tits, because they're producing so much testosterone.
Pro-tip= If you ever hit the roids, remember to take your estrogen blockers.
Know your Shit before you shitpost.
>>71641097
Is this a thing now in Burgerland? I never had to deal with this shit, because I eat proper food, exercise regularly and have healthy testosterone levels.
Developed it over the last year. It got real bad about 3 months ago and now it's started to go away with exercise and changes in diet.
Went and had scans and the doctor told me it'd go away in 6 months. Here's a rundown:
Torn meniscus in my knee
Didn't work out for a year
Smoked weed everyday
Ate chicken whenever
Muscles atrophied and everything turned to flab
1 year later:
Run/lift weights every other day
Quit eating chicken
Cut down on cheese and fatty foods
Still smoke weed everyday
Mostly gone away but still a bit puffy. Only been exercising for about 6 weeks. I think the fat burning from running and changes in diet made the biggest impact.
>>71647292
If you're like most foreigners I've met, you won't believe it until you come here and experience it first hand.
>>71641097
Dude I know got female boobs from taking risperdal. Got surgery to fix it and is in line for a settlement from Johnson and Johnson.
that feelio when I was younger and into sports even still I had some gyno. that feelio when a little nigger girl made fun of me for it.
that feelio when I still have it now and I am too scared to get a surgery
>>71647280
Surgery only.
Diet and exercise won't change anything, at best you will reduce the appearance but only a quick and ez surgery with many finance plans will cure it.
>>71647336
>staring to go away with exercise and changes in diet
You didn't have bitch tits/gyno.
You can't get rid of bitch tits/gyno by exercise, you need the surgery. You were probably most likely fat just, man boobs isn't gyno.
How to tell if it's gyno or man boobs? Pinch your nipple, if it's gyno you'll have a hard lump of fat (female breastfeeding tissue) under you nipple, if it's soft it's just fat.
>>71647282
Your body's inability to allocate all the test you take is your body's inner trap taking control.
My argument stands.
>>71647292
It's not at all like Europe though. No one walks anywhere here outside of major clustered cities like NYC, CHI, SF. It's easy to get into a routine of poor diet and no exercise if you live in the country or the suburbs. So yeah, stands to reason that it's a bigger problem in the States.
>>71647280
no, if you have try gyno it won't go away, even if you get down to single digit body fat. but it will reduce slightly. depending on your case (big tits/nipples or mild gyno, etc.) you might want to consider operation, don't get suckered into pills or some other bullshits, operating is the only way to fix the problem. but it has caveat:
1. it might come back
2. it's not the safest procedure
i've had mild gyno for probably 5+ years, it doesn't bother me personally but if you are more concern about yours then go to your GP.
>>71647524
the surgery would be "free" (as in tax financed) for me
i never heard of this and i have never been conscious about my chest before seeing this thread
>>71647668
It does allocate the test, you mong. You don't know what you're talking about. Your body just produces more estrogen to balance out your hormones, and so you grow breasts.
You can actually get jacked as fucked if your test is that high. Bit you'll have bitch tits.
>>71647605
It was hard as fuck when I first got it and the doctor diagnosed it as gyno.
I doubt it will completely go away with exercise and diet but it's definitely helped.
Not fat. I've never been over 140 lbs.
>>71641097
>GYNECLOMASTIA
Because it's what nature ordained. You're fucking with God's will if you take away my moobs. Maybe he even wanted for me to be a trap. You're an unbelieving heathen.
>>71647896
Why would a man balance estrogen?
btfo Pajeet.
>>71647452
Dude, get the surgery if it bothers you
>>71641665
Just do it. Best move of my life. It cost me $5.5k, worth every penny. It's a lot cheaper in other countries.
>>71647452
dont be such a pussy.
if you got the money get it, money is literally the only valid excuse not to. Hell you can go to Seoul and get it for cheap and hang out with qt 3.14 azns at a cafe after.
>>71646805
Unless you've gotten medical confirmation that your metabolism is the reason you're gaining weight, I will continue to laugh at you.
Just like the people who claim they gain weight no matter what they eat, or those who claim to eat tons yet never put on weight.
>>71647184
Fuck that cute anime girl.
>>71647772
If I'm guessing it's like the UK, they won't cover cosmetic surgery because you want to change how your body looks. Literally the same as asking the NHS for a nose job.
You could see a doctor and convince him your mental health is suffering because of it and you can't function because of it, you could get a refferal to see a surgeon. But it's not worth having mental issues on your medical record the rest of your life.
>>71648035
Ah, because if your body produces to much test, it's bad for your health. Some people are able to have test and not grow bitch tits, most end up with bitch tits.
>>71647898
Yup, you'll end up like
>PIC related
>>71648324
>Unless you've gotten medical confirmation that your metabolism is the reason you're gaining weight, I will continue to laugh at you.
>Just like the people who claim they gain weight no matter what they eat, or those who claim to eat tons yet never put on weight.
>>71648422
What? That's silly just tell your doctor it's painful.
>>71642651
>once my nipples go erect it looks perfectly fine
My chest looks great when my nipples go erect but i got puffy nips when they're not.
God damn, i'm pretty sure that if i was /fit/ it would go away since its VERY little, but it takes too much effort.
>>71643431
>>71644839
Sorry dude you aren't as lean as you think you are, I have the same thing and the puffy nips go away under about 10% body fat. It sucks but that's the way it is.
>>71642497
You only wear the brace for a couple weeks to keep the loose skin in place. The mammary glands are cut out, and the fat around the re sculpted. It didn't cause me much pain. Within a month you look pretty good, in two or three you're a normal person. The first time you wear a t shirt in public feels great. Thinking back to my gyno life makes me have Ted Bundy tier thoughts.
>>71648498
From what I hear this is best.
>got it at puberty
>thought it would go away
>didn't pay attention
>current year
>getting bigger all of sudden
>painful
>afraid
If they ask you about prohormones
>dindunuffin
>goodboy
>only natty
>tfw have gyno
>went to gp, indian doctor
>had me take blood tests, my blood test is fine but I have very high testosterone apparently
>sent me home
So I can't get surgery on the NHS?
He had a very thick accent and I did not understand much.
>>71648498
Is gyno painful?
Even still, it's payed by the tax payer. Surgery is very last option. They'll just give you painkillers and tell you to keep taking them. Trust me, my leg is fucked (still able bodied) because of my lower back, they kept giving me painkillers. I made like 5 appointments before I got a refferal to a pysiotherapist.
>>71648763
Go back and say that it's painful nub.
This ameri-bro literally wrote a guide to getting your insurance to pay for it.
>>71648675
>>71648763
You have to actually spend money.
You can get it way cheap in European countries. Especially Spain.
>>71648869
DO this first
>>71648784
It can be painful, I read about it, I have Gyno, I was in the USMC which has a similiar policy but one of my friends had it and got it taken care of by claiming it was painful.
You'd have to grind out probably a whole gang of appointments just like you did for your leg, but eventually they'll give up and take care of it.
read this
>>71648675
>>71648869
>insurance
That's the point, it's free here. You need to dying before they'll let the tax payer pay for it.
>>71642073
it would invalidate women's main attraction... madman!
>>71648985
Yeah but if it's causing you pain eventually I'm sure they'll handle it, you'd just have to grind out a ton of medical appointments. Like I said I was in the military which is the same fucking way and one of my friends got it handled.
I have another friend who exploded his ankle playing soccer and they made him wait til his shit swelled up so bad that he needed surgery and has permanent damage too.
They're just retards.
>>71641097
What the hell is it with 4chan and especially /fi/ and the huge interest in manboobs?
>>71641097
I'm actually saving up money for the surgery. Been putting 250 away every week from my paycheck towards it. it costs about 5 grand where I live.
it's very embarrassing to be without a shirt on.
>>71648422
I've actually messaged my doctor for an appointment also because i have a tumor in my chest that i would like to get looked on
I think im gonna subtly ask about gyneclomastia and whether she thinks i have it and see where it goes
just looked at the mirror and doesn't look to bad i guess OP just has me worried
>Develop gyno during teenage years
>Told it will go away
>It doesn't
>Me and my friends joke about it all the time and girls don't seem to care
Apparently I only have Level 1 gyno, which is basically mastectomy-tier compared to most of the poor souls that get gyno. Mine really isn't that noticeable.
I had a look at the prices for getting it removed, and the best I found at the time was about 4 grand when done privately.
As other bongs have mentioned, the NHS won't pay for it unless:
1. You claim it affects your mental health, which they will probably respond by putting you on Anti-Ds, because fuck the effort required to slot you in for a 30 minute surgery.
2. You claim it's very painful. This route involves them doing a lot of tests to make sure it actually is painful and negatively affects your wellbeing to a degree where you need to get your gyno lopped off. Even then they'll probably stick you on painkillers for 6 months hoping you'll shut the fuck up.
I'm just waiting until I make a decent wage and then getting removed. Can't be arsed with it at this time of my life and they're not that big an issue.
>>71642486
is he ok?
>>71649399
doing it wrong.
>This part hurts
>is it related?
>gyno?
>my nipples sting when I wear t-shirts and workout
>help me desu
>>71649155
I dunno. Sounds similar enough.
Though when I went to the physio she said I was fine after four appointments and sent me away. Said if it's still sore to see the doctor again. They wouldn't even offer me an MRI when I asked, I thought I might have done a disc in, I was visibly sweating constantly with pain. Though the only reason I can think of is that I'm not a huge complainer. I know people who go to the doctors with a sore thumb and end up fleeting every test because they make out like they're dying.
I mean they settled with an X-ray in hip, even though my hip wasn't sore. Nerves and Shit don't show up on an X-ray.
>>71649569
but my nippels dont sting during workout or when i wear t-shirts
jesus fuck, do i have it?????
>>71647733
I have never been conscious at all about my chest
Never heard about this condition and no body has ever commented on it when they've seen my shirtless
Honestly, I have no idea whether I have it or not i think my chest is slightly "titty like" but it may just be a little fat.. if i've ben working out my chest is firm and looks good and not man booby like
>>71649732
He's saying make it up so they take it more seriously.
>Gyno test
Pinch underneath your nipple, if you've got a moderately hard lump, you've got gyno. If it's just soft, your a fat cunt.
>>71649732
They don't have to.
If you want it to be more authentic, squeeze them till they are sore af but do not bruise the skin, just the tissue inside. You will jump when they squeeze you.
Tbh:
>puberty
>forgot
>getting bigger
>painful
>scared
should be good.
They have to weigh this.
IF it grows too large they will have total reconstructive surgery to pay for.
IF they do it now they are only out a few grand or less in Europe.
They have to weigh the risks.
>>71649954
It's possible to have unnoticeable gyno, though. Not all gyno pushes the nipple out significantly; sometimes it just blends in with the pectoral muscle.
>>71649959
If I don't have it I don't want a surgery. I'm not looking for tips on how to lure my doctor into refering me to a surgeon
I want to know if i have it
>my nipples aren't sore, not now, not when exercising and not when wearing t-shirts, shirts or w/e
>my boobs aren't sore either
>if i have been doing my chest routine, my chest looks pretty firm
should i try upload a pic of my chest so you can see?
>>71650396
Pinch under your nipple like >>71649954 said. If there is a hard lump you have it, if not, you don't. It will literally feel like you have a small marble or something under your skin.
>>71641665
same here
I can get it done for free with our universal health care. But it's scary as fuck.
>>71641097
maybe because I can't afford yet?
>>71649660
It is exactly similiar, you have to know how to say what you need to say to get your fucking treatment from them because they're trying to withhold it, my mate did the same shit and got permanent damage to his ankle and foot because he didn't make a big enough stink about it.
>>71650239
Yeah, I know. My friend had it. He looked normal and like nothing was wrong. I wanted to feel it (absolutely no homo). It's like a hard bubble under the nipple. He was about 10ish% bf and it wasn't even noticeable.
The hard bubble/soft bubble you feel when you pinch is female breast tissue. Which is why if just a bit of fat under there, it's not gyno. Plus the fact that a lot people have problems generally losing chest fat, which is why they think it's gyno and not just fat. I lift too, I see a lot of people who think they've got bitch tits, but it's just they aren't low enough bf. I'm not a doctor obviously, but it's easy to spot gyno. Still though, don't listen to me, if you have it, get it checked.
Yeah, and you can have puffy nipples and no gyno. Like me, got.checked and I just got.pufgy nipples when it's warm out.
>tfw got moobs
I don't have gyno, im just fat. God I want to kill myself, you can tell everybody stares at them and puts you 50 points down the man scale. I don't like going to the gym either as I feel like people look at me with disgust.
>>71650687
Cant afford $50-100 per month?
>>71650396
If you don't have it you CANT get the surgery. If you have psudue-gyno then you just get lipo.
Similar to gyno, fat won't go away, just shrink. If you get it sucked out it probably won't come back if your diet is good.
Think of Gyno like a tumor, if its there its there, if its not its not. The doctor will know 100%.
>>71642486
did he died?
>>71641097
or you could just lay off the big macs famalam
>>71649940
well, it won't hurt to schedule an appointment with your doctor to be sure. even if you have it your case is probably very mild so i wouldn't worry that much.
>>71651201
Lipo, go get it. Fast and easy, won't grow back if you eat right and exercise a bit.
>>71651336
Haven't had a bigmac in about 15 years desu
>>71651201
I know that feel Britbro
I used to have large moobs but I start hitting the gym, doing 4-5 1 hour cardio sessions a week. Just stick in some headphones with some cheesy 80s music and hit the cross trainer.
I assure you, noone's looking at you. Even if they are, what's the problem? You're doing something about your weight problem so they can hardly judge you.
>>71651264
doesn't lipo require that you are pretty fat? im at worst slightly chubby, don't think i would qualify for lipi if i remember correctly
>>71651137
I think the fake gyno should get lipo'd, it will boost gym confidence to not feel like they are pushing a rock up a hill.
I mean $2000 is only an extra part time job for a month or two.
>>71651922
>>71651922
>doesn't lipo require that you are pretty fat?
You clearly don't understand the cosmetic medicine industry.
"I have some fat around this area" will be the easiest request you've ever made.
>>71651137
this is some solid advice
there's definetely fat below my nip so i just gotta focus more on my diet and workout and i'll hopefully lose it
unfortunately, belly fat and chest fat seem to be the last places where i get lean
i've lost my doublechin and fat around the face and i can see the progress slowly going downwards on my body
>>71648581
It doesn't
>>71648581
It cant go away.
Your nips will point outward or down at best and be a good inch off. Once the gland is gone it can't come back, its a masectomy for men.
Fuck. Had it since I was 16, now I'm 18 and still a fucking virgin because too embarassed.
JESUS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE COULDN'T I GET JUST A CANCER OR SOME LEUKEMIA LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
>>71652943
You have Euros. Go to a neighboring country and get it cheap.
http://www.whatclinic.com/cosmetic-plastic-surgery/Europe/male-breast-reduction
https://www.gynecomastia.org/smf/index.php?topic=23964.0
>>71651782
>cheesy 80s music
My nigger, i'll give it a try.
>>71647280
I dropped 65 lbs, but the boobies didn't go away. I've had em since I was 11. Surgery is the only option and it is painful as shit.
Not worth it IMO.
>>71653635
Its not painful lol. They literally cut around ur nipple and yang the tissue out. Then they give you a tiny row of stitches and 10 years later you are MUCH happier.
So most of /pol/ is just butthurt about having bitchtits?
> le sekret bitchtits klub afterall
>>71653810
>it's not painful
You got your foreskin torn off your glans then sliced off, of course cutting fat out of your nipples didn't hurt you
>>71651782
>You're doing something about your weight problem so they can hardly judge you.
this
also make sure to bring this attitude to the gym once you're buff, and help some poor moob having bastard and be his buddy if he looks nervous
some people just want a friend desu
>remove gyno
Are you retarded or just pretending?
You can treat but you can't remove
>>71651201
Go for a brisk (3 miles per hour and up) hour walk everyday and stop eating like a pig and you'll shave that fat off like crazy.
>>71651782
>some cheesy 80s music
Eurobeat. It's godly for cardio.
>>71642073
>>71649045
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
It ain't all bad.
Without my slight case I probably wouldn't have put in as much effort to stay /fit/ as I have since getting rid of them was my #1 goal for weight loss.
>>71641097
moobs are super cute
>>71641097
Got surgery after steroid induced gyno, scar is barely visible and I didn't have to pay a dime
>>71641097
Are puffy nips gyno anons? I went to a doctor the other day and got told there was nothing to do about the puffy nips, that its extra fat thats located behind my nips. Should I believe this smug bastard?
Maybe gyneclosmastia looking horribly and preventing you from getting females is just natural selection. Cheating your ways so your shitty genes don't show is as degenerate as getting boob implants or south korean girls getting plastics.
>>71642597
>>71643225
>>71647292
I had to look this up too
>>71641097
>having a mismatched body and not gassing yourself
Don't we rip on trans for WANTING to do this? You guys are traps passing your inferior genes on unbeknownst to your partner (assuming you have working sperm)
>>71653195
silly ameriburger, we don't need to travel to another country and pay thousands of euros to get a surgery.
>>71657284
Ohhh jk sorry guys if your were born this way it probably sucks being so self conscious about something hard to change (unlike weight or hygiene or whatever) please God don't curse me with man boobs or anything else as karma, I am sorry
Mine are too small to give a shit about. They don't even show through a white t-shirt.
>>71641097
This is like circumcision for the chest.
>>71656274
get to 9% body fat and see for yourself
Because it's just bf not gyno and I'm already handsome so idc gyno is just bf
>>71643645
how the fuck can Chris afford an iphone? does his tugboat seriously cover it?
They'll look better but your chest will feel a bit numb for the rest of your life.
Don't do it unless you're below 20% body fat and still have bitchtits.
>>71658929
I don't know how most of the people that own iPhones afford them.
>>71642845
>European countries, such as Turkey or India
>>71659114
monthly payments m8, they end up paying >£1k for the phone but it never feels like it because they have 1-2 year contracts
chris on the other hand is in debt up to his eyeballs
>>71654486
Got got a literature major here.
>>71659114
They rent them for $40 a month
>>71644281
>implying any cut man had a say in it
>>71641097
>Being a genetic freak
Maybe instead of paying 800$ for the operation to get it removed you pay 5.65 for a bar of soap and a rope,so your shit genes stop existing?
>>71655909
You probably followed the formula.
>>71659436
What's the soap for?
>>71657140
Nothing to do with shitty genes. People back in the day never had gyno because they weren't sedimentary. Nowadays we sit around and it developes.
>>71656274
Your doc is trying to duck the surgery due to lazyness. Don't be surprised if he suggests liposuction next and then when that doesn't work blames it on the post-op swelling.
>>71659503
To make the noose knot slide easier,so the noose breaks your neck instead of slowly and painfully strangling you.
>>71659660
you've studied this before haven't you?
>>71641097
my gf doesn't care so I don't care
>The gyno meme
Unless you have hard painful lumps below your nipples you don't have gyno and are probably just a fat fuck.
You faggots are so fucking insecure. It's like all the people on /fit/ who complain about wide hips when they are 210lbs. Yeah no fucking shit you fucking fatass.
>>71659387
Well, your screams of pain when they tore the skin off your glans should have been enough for your parents to say "maybe this isn't a good idea"
>>71659742
I thought this is a well-known fact,to be honest with you. Hanging oneself is one of the top three most popular suicides after all.
>>71659436
wew lad
>>71643645
Is that Chris Chan?
Sweet Lord have mercy.
>tfw skinny and gyno
Kill me
>>71641097
If you fucking cucks didn't eat meat you wouldn't have fat moobs in the first place
>>71647282
Do you know a site where they explain how to take roids the safest way possible. How much you should take and so on?
I don't know shit about that topic and at my gym only 2 guys take and i realy don't trust them.
>>71659971
Skinnyfat is the worst mode.
Were you a bedwetter and a mouthbreather too?
>>71659971
You're a Frank.
Go tell them your tits trigger you and hurt, go right now.
>>71660071
Then why does almost every vegan I meet have them desu?
I got gyno from that shit medication Risperdal. Its not as bad as some of the other cases I've seen, just makes me a little self conscious. Any idea what I should do?
>>71660077
>>71660095
I'm not fat at all, I just have pointy little titties. I really want to get a surgery but I need to go see specialists and it takes so much time to get everything done
>>71641097
t. jewish surgeon
>>71659880
>
The soap part is suspect.
Never heard of that.
You okay anon?
>>71660258
Then you are all you have to blame. The surgery takes like 30 minutes.
>>71660214
Do what this guy did
>>71647442
>>71660400
The Jew York Times even have an article about it. I'm alright,m8.
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/01/16/the-not-so-fine-art-of-hanging/
>>71660574
Thanks man. Guess I missed that post.
>>71660593
You read that paper, and you are Russian.
You are not alright.
>>71660489
It's not about the surgery, it's about going to the medic who will tell you if God will it to go to some specialist, which takes several months to get an appointment, and maybe he will agree on the surgery and maybe make it so you don't pay too much.
The surgery itself is fucking expensive.
>>71660721
Can't be worse than in the US.
5k on average here.
>>71660713
>implying I get all my news from 1tv and RT
Maybe the one in need of medical assistance is indeed you.
>>71641097
How do you get gyno? How do I know if I have Gyno?
>>71660832
that is just straight up bullshit, who the fuck would pay for that
>>71641097
just get a few bras; costs less.
>>71660880
Never heard of 1tv. I thought Russians got their news from CSGO, by listening to Americans talk.
>>71660937
you mean bros
>>71655184
Humans are programmed to seek big tits. Large breasts = likely a mother with good ability to nuture children.
>>71646391
how fast was the recovery? how long did you have to wear the compression vest? could you go out with it on or is it obvious you are wearing it?
lol if u have gyno just noose urself now
>>71661681
Or just get the surgery, remove the whole gland, and then use gear like a free man.
Anybody here wear a bro? A sports bra
I know it's embarassing but I've heard it generally hides/compresses breasts for females in a convincing way and actually helps tighten the skin
Anybody here with any experience in them?
i have full b cups and have the body fat distribution of a southern girl. If i was a woman id be THICK and Sexy as fuck.But since im a dude im all legs and no ass, plus the tits look "decent" from the from view, looks like i have pecs, but from the side you can see they're actually tits.I have good genetics to get swole (my father is ripped) but the fact that i would still have tits kills the motivation for me.
>>71660993
Heh.
>>71660910
Many many people.
>>71661800
i just wear tight undershirts, they do a good job. Get under armor.
>>71661879
Most develop them during puberty , especially if you where fat during those years. They stay forever.
>>71661800
Go get a part time job. Cosmetic surgeons will work with you on price if you are broke. Offer them a few grand straight up and opt our of anesthesia.
>>71661983
Oh okay, good thing I was always a skeletal fuck.
>>71661879
puberty
being a fat kid
pro-hormones
hormones in food (depending on country)
medication
marijuana
the list goes on
>>71661879
bitch genes or steroids
>>71662142
>tfw I was a fat kid growing up in the US and am now finally losing weight and will find out whether I fucked up or not
>tfw I have moobs
>tfw I'm a fat fuck (BMI 28)
>tfw can't do exercise because my asthma will fucking kill me
>tfw can't lose weight because I'm in IT so I sit around all day
what do
>>71663386
eat less
>>71663662
>can't stop eating when I'm bored
>>71642486
Ah dude, you think this coffee is strong?
>>71663750
Kill yourself you weak piece of shit human being?
You can lose weight if you want to. It's literally eat less. You're body will burn all of it's fat reserves before it even starts working on the muscles. You have no excuse.
>>71646391
And then your kids had huge deformed mantits
>>71663856
If I substitute the junk shit I eat when I'm bored for some fruit (i.e cherries because I fucking love them), would that work?
>>71644410
Don't worry he is fine
Traffic laws just blew his mind
most of you faggots don't need surgery, just fucking workout and do cardio you fat ffucks
>>71663968
drink water instead
>>71663968
depends how many cherries you eat
>>71664015
fucking kek
captcha double kek
>>71663968
I used to weight 420 (heh) pounds. You don't have to eat fruit. You don't have to change your diet at all, you literally just need to consume less. One piece of pizza and pizza hut you fat fuck, not 8. No snacking. 3 meals a day. drink lots of water. But if you absolutely feel the need to munch, there are plenty of alternatives to unhealthy shit. There is a plethora of fruits and vegetables you probably don't even know that exist. But when you shove anything that comes in a box into your body it's storing bad shit inside of it.
>>71663750
>can't stop eating when I'm bored
Don't let yourself get bored. Do a puzzle. Commit soduku you fat fuck.
Seriously there are apps on your phone more entertaining than a potato chip.
>>71664183
10/10
>>71664217
No exercise at all? Even if I just shitpost all day and just eat less?
>>71664234
thanks anon
>tfw have gyno
>it's only on the left side
Well, at least that's.. not as bad.
>>71663968
You eat too calorically dense foods. Try eating a kilo of vegetables a day like me (you will get constipation tho if you are a noob).
>>71664501
Wear shirts with a pocket only on the left side.
>>71664395
Yes. You use calories throughout the day by just existing and breathing. If you take in less than you are using, you will start losing weight and your body will start burning fat. It's as simple as that.
>>71653810
Ask a woman that's had a double mastectomy if it hurt. I dare you.
>>71654284
Of course. Its caused by an overabundance of testosterone offset by estrogen. That's /pol in a nutshell. Raging on testosterone and crying on estrogen :)
>>71664395
get on a bike while you are at it, it'll help your asthma problem plus you'll shred loads of pounds quickly since you are so fucking fat
>>71664843
Well holy shit. Thanks anon.
How many calories is probably a good idea to eat?
>>71664789
I know I probably sound like a fucking pussy, but I really hate to eat vegetables. Thanks though.
>tfw fat moobs
>>71665078
>mfw I can't ride a bike because I can't balance
The only thing I really do sporting-wise is picrelated
>inb4 HURR BOWLING ISN'T A SPORT
>>71665085
it depends on how many you currently intake. I went from 5500ish a day to 700, and that shit is not for the weak willed. Probably best to start slow.
>>71665085
use something like myfitnesspal, it'll give you a plan based on your age, weight, height and your goal.
>>71665464
I usually take in like 1800 a day
>>71665250
The first chick i banged had tits like this. Mixed feelings here.
>>71665447
can't you use a stationary bike? Get some gym membership
Bowling is better than nothing I guess
>>71642486
That filename
>>71665538
Are you sure? If you are as fat as you say you are, it's probably at least 3000. The average American male diet is 2000 calories a day.
>>71643645
I...just can't...
>>71665538
Are you a woman? Otherwise I guarantee you are way off in your guesstimation
>>71665717
>>71665846
I'm sure.
>Pop-Tarts in the morning because I like to sleep in late
>No lunch
>Eat like fuck at home, probably 1000 calories of fucking shit
>>71666016
That 1000 calories is more likely to be 3000. You need to actually record everything you eat.
Also you're an American, so there's a chance you've never heard of a serving size i guess.
>>71644537
>>71644799
>>71665843
>Not knowing who Chris chan is
>>71641097
Ok guys, I'm about to blow your mind: Gyno is curable without surgery.
Mind blown? It should be. Think about it, most teens get Gyno, but it goes within a couple years, so the gland can't be permenant like they claim, right? It's all scheme to make you pay thousands for a simple procedure you don't need. It also ties into the fact that our governments are putting estrogen into products to pacify the men of today, by turning them into estrogenic bitches.
I cleared mine by myself. If you want to know more, I'll happily continue.
>>71666109
Nope, I know what a serving size is.
Basically the amount of the food the nutrition label's values are for
I'll keep track tomorrow anon, thanks
>>71666210
> If you want to know more, I'll happily continue.
Go ahead
>>71666302
Basically high levels of estrogen enriched ingredients have been found in: caffeine, soap, shampoo, toothpaste, skin products, processed meats, and many more.
This is why Gyno affects so many men today. To get rid of it, stop using the above products for a few weeks and do at least an hour of high intensity cardio a day, eat green vegetables, white fish and beef every day as these foods both block estrogen, and produce testosterone. Drink only water. Cut out all super and carbs. The cardio actually works to eliminate the gland, I guarantee you after a couple days doing this your Gyno will start to sting slightly and you'll feel a slight pressure like its being pinched, this means it's working and it's starting to decline, within 3-4 weeks it'll be gone, within 2 weeks a drastic change will be made. Once it's gone it's gone, and you can return to a normal lifestyle.
If you have question feel free to ask.
>>71666210
Guys he is right. I ate a lot of chips over my whole life. Now i have man tits and big giant fuckig ass. I stopped 1 year to touch that shit and i feel surprisingly stronger with just letting that away. There MUST be hormones in it. Now i literally saw a doc a few days ago stating the same shit. DON'T DO IT GUYS. it is not worth it.
>>71667070
>caffeine, soap, shampoo, toothpaste, skin products,
>>71667070
Are you sure you didn't just lose weight because the gland is quite literally permanent and can't just be cannibalized by your body any more than your salivary glands
>>71667070
>Don't clean yourself and work out every day for 2 weeks
So wait, hold on a second, someone clew me in on this.
I'm fatass and have moobs because of fat. I don't know if I have gyno. However, I started to get facial and body hair really early on in puberty and am now hairy as fuck in the upper body. As I understand it, body hair growth is a result of high test and gyno is the opposite, so is it likely that I don't have this curse?
