>open a bible
>get to page 3
>talking snake
Wtf guys do you really believe a snake can, a). talk, b). is more intelligent than people, c.)has a malicious will of its own?The bible is a fairy tale, obv snakes do not talk
Fun fact: In ancient times, the snake was seen as a very harmless and innocent animal, since it is so shy and generally hides from humans.
But today, it is seen as dangerous and cunning. Perhaps because of the bible. If it was written today, they might have used a cute puppy or something instead.
>>71639946
>Not reading the Bible allegorically.
>>71639946
I thought Italians were Catholics what happened to you guys? Europe is in danger
It's a symbol, dumbass. A sublte, slippery, deceitful symbol of evil giving someone a schlonging.
It goes to show that evil comes in all low-key and harmless seeming.
A good lesson, which your nigger genes have not enabled your brain to grasp.
>>71639946
>reading books
>>71640353
>reading
>not talking to snakes
fucking pleb
>>71639946
> Open bible to page one
> Plants made on 3rd day
> Moon Suns and stars (implying there is a difference between suns and stars) made on 4th day
> wut?
>>71640353
>existing as a concious being
>>71639946
This pasta is old as fuck, my fellow spaghetti nigger
>Thinking a book that was translated from Aramaic to Greek to Latin to German then to all other languages is still accurate
the original text doesn't use snake, it uses serpent - meaning the deceiver and not a literal serpent.
Like when you call a fat woman a pig or a whale.
the snake was the corporeal form of Satan AKA Lucifer AKA the great deceiver
>>71640493
Sounds like dr dooms battleworld. Nice.
>>71640612
AKA Allah
>But they (the Jews) were deceptive, and Allah was deceptive, for Allah is the best of deceivers (Wamakaroo wamakara Allahu waAllahu khayru al-makireena)! S. 3:54; cf. 8:30
>>71640528
>existing at all
>>71640310
>Talking snake is a symbol.
>Omnipotent deep space wizard is not symbol
The bible in short: Everything part is true until proven otherwise. Then it becomes symbols.
>>71640612
Exactly.
>>71639946
It says serpent, not snake.
>>71640792
It's not a symbol, he's just a dumb American.
The Bible is meant to be taken literally
>>71639946
>This thread again
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%3Eopen%20a%20bible%20%3Eget%20to%20page%203%20%3Etalking%20snake/
Don't fall for shill threads
