Mine would obviously be the Vietnam war.
>be with your bros in a jungle
>have sex with qt Vietnamese women in villages
>it's freedom since the army didn't become all politically correct at this point
>but yet still late enough to have military advantages
>Vietnamese women
>qt
I encourage you to reconsider. Jungle fighting is hell beyond anything you could imagine.
>>71635103
I've went paintballing in Maine terrains, maybe it's not as hot but it's not that big of a deal you pussy
>>71635524
Yes, it's exactly like paintballing
>>71634405
ww2 as an italian partisan
>>71635524
oh you went paintballing eh?
fuck wit
>>71635524
American '''''''''''''''''''''''''' education '''''''''''''''''''''''''' everyone
>>71635524
And this fucker thinks south east asian tropical rainforests are like the ones in fucking Maine.
You wouldn't last a fucking day.
>>71635524
>paintballing in louisiana is comparable to fighting vietcong in the jungle
oh my
>>71634405
>vietnam
That war was brutal as fuck you LARPER
>be US soldier
>in jungle
>suddenly kaboom
>gunshots everywhere
>cant see shit
>28 men just got blown the fuck out
>>71634405
Plus drugs. Weed, LSD, heroin, all the drugs. Everywhere.
>>71634405
Probably WW2
>>71634405
>not picking ww2
>not telling hitler to wait tell he finishes the bomb to start the invasion
Pleb
>>71634405
Franco-Prussian war.
At Prussian side
>>71634405
Seriously, how is this even a question?
> Catch VD off a $10 Vietnamese hooker in da nang, after a day of killing Charlie
>It aint me starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
The upcoming race war.
>>71635524
you have to be baiting, surely
>>71634405
Iraq 2003
because everything made sense back when i was there.
>>71634405
Imperial Japanese soldier during the Invasion of Manchuria or a Mongol during the Battle of Baghdad. Fuck Vietnam.
>>71635524
Pffffthahaha
Read a book. How do you go 20+ years being this naive?
>>71635524
You are a fucking idiot
>>71636013
>It aint me
m8 its Fortunate Son.
>>71635103
better than any american war before it, and not devoid of drugs and pussy like the wars that came after it.
especially if you just join the air force and work some sort of maintenance crew. only about half the soldiers were exposed to combat, the number of schmucks who got stuck actually patrolling in squads a la "platoon", "full metal jacket", or "forest gump" would've been less than that.
the vast majority sat in major bases fucking gook whores and getting high, or at worst serving 6 week rotations out in FOBs in between being in the cities or somewhere better.
of course, a significant number of soldiers in ww2 never left england or france where they just plowed the fertile fields.
that's where i'd be, honorably 20 miles behind the lines in ww2, taking home a western woman to suburbia back when a western woman and suburbia were worth killing for.
>>71634405
Also why not the Malayan Emergency. Pretty much the same as Vietnam except the commies got BTFO. Also
>not wanting to bomb commies from a Lincoln
>>71635524
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>71636518
>type in fortunate son
>it ain't me starts playing
>>71634405
1916 rising
Has /pol/ ever talked about the Dave Rabbit recordings? He ran a pirate radio station in Saigon during the war, played "hard acid rock" and making jokes and drug references. It's fucking ridiculously interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX7eFkffzlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwuzOlLd3WA
>>71634405
Obviously the American Revolution
>Get to guerrilla musket dirty redcoats
>actually fight for freedom
>victorious outcome
>get tons of qt colonial ladies
>can read, write, do math and am college educated so probs get to be an officer
>get to build redpilled, white, shitlord nation which nearly lives up to libertarian ideal
>probably get like 10,000 acres of fertile land for service
>>71637205
First recording is just his breaks I believe, second recording is one of the full recordings with music included.
>>71637201
Would be glorious
>>71636518
fuck off boomer
>>71635524
Today I learned that bullets and paintballs are basically the same thing.
>>71634405
I agree with op. Im 42, and Vietnam vets were our fathers and uncles. We looked up to these guys and pretended to be them in the woods when playing. When I read books, they are mostly autobiographies of men who served in the Vietnam. One of the books I read was comprised of letters that the NVA had sent, or were going to send home. I must have read at least 30 or more books on this subject.
>Brotherhood
>Beautiful country
>Weed and Beer readily available
>r&r in country with viet girls
>r&r in Thailand with more girls
>no hipsters
>no bronies
>no anime shit
>just real soldiers
pic unrelated
#RipChyna
They've done their best since Sherman and before to warn us off warring.
We never fucking listen.
>wanting to be in a war
Grow up.
>>71637312
Their names we keep where the Fenians sleep, 'neath the shroud of the foggy dew
I can vividly remember learning about the vietnam war in history class
>be fighting in the jungle with your Bros
By that you mean literally being maimed to death by the ridiculous traps set in the jungle. They were pretty simple in nature but would be fucking torture if you stepped in one.
WW1 I'd love being with my bros in a trench smelling each other shit and eating rats lol
wasn't vietnam like muuuuch worse for an average american soldier than any other war since ww 1? I mean time spent in actual combat, climate, living conditions, no white prostitutes, etc
>>71637520
Can you tweet about having trench foot?
>>71637498
reunification soon potato man
>>71637239
>whiskey rebellion shortly after
>meet the new boss same as the old boss
>>71635103
My dad was in Nam, the best Viet poon was further north, where all the mix french-viet chicks were.
>>71637575
Yeah Vietnam was probably the worst conditions of any American war. In comparison to what they were used to, anyway.
I heard you got lots of ice cream if you were shot.
>>71634405
Eastern Front, red army.
>>71637643
>being this dumb
>>71634405
Chile, 1973
>>71634405
>>71635524
Wrong fucking pic...
>>71634405
American volunteer to Napoleon's army. Get to fuck my way across Europe and participate in actions for thr last good guy. Probably meet my end freezing to death in Latvia.
>>71637606
Try it, see what happens
>>71635524
>not a big deal
>implying fighting in Vietnam and paintballing in Maine are on the same tier
>pic related
>you
>>71634405
The Emu War
Imagine, just 3 men against thousands of emus. I'd go up to those oversized chickens and slash em to bits.
>>71637425
Now I want I want to append that a fortune can be gained by some in terms of experience and character, but it's our responsibilty to those around us not to senselessly venture a war without something to protect.
By all means try to enjoy it if it's a necessity. But treat it like a tangible damnation when weighing options.
>>71637848
Nice flag (^:
Afghan/Iraq.
Just so I could kill some of the fuckers who are destroying the west before it became a crime to fight the enemy.
>>71634405
Every time my dad and his mates went to line up at the start of the day at the latrines, it was always a gamble who was brave enough to go first. Gooks put booby traps in em. Blow your cock and balls off. The jungle in nam, is triple canopy, extremely hot and heavily booby trapped and mined. But do keep thinking it was a walk in the park.
>>71634405
Either Spanish Civil War or Chilean 1973 Coup.
>kill commies
>hang out with either based Pinochet or Franco
>what the fuck else do I need?
>>71637968
Aye I know, thanks for the 6 billion a year m8, how lovely of you to pay money to people who hate you :^)
>mfw Northern Ireland is Britain's wife's son
>>71634405
I would take part in the night battle of targoviste
it would be awesome to bring panic to muzzies and then see them kill themselves and after they re done fighting among themselves,pick off the ones who are left
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_Attack
>>71635807
How can we mere mortals compare to the most powerful race?
>>71635852
Soldiers in Vietnam also had to deal with radicalized dindus
http://www.aavw.org/served/homepage_racetensions_riots.html
>>71638129
>6 billion
WWII in the 101st Airborne
>tfw enlisting in airborne infantry after college
>>71637712
WW2 eastern front. Fighting for Europa
You're the first one I'm coming for commie bastard. It'll be easy to spot your lard stuffed uniform.
Either the Balkan/Yugo war, or Eastern Rising and onwards, go back and fight for my country of birth.
(A white immigrant in Sweden? Shocking I know)
>Vietnam,
You had a better chance or being killed by a nigger in your own platoon than killed by a gook. Fuck that war
>>71638238
Don't forget an gorta mór mucker :^)
>>71638129
>MFW 6 billion is fuck all to us, but keeps your country from becoming Somali tier.
>>71638332
>England talking about Somalians
>mfw
>>71635524
>not that bad
I beg to differ
>be me
>be muhreen (inb4 baby killer 4 da jOoS)
>in some uncharted prt of Malaysia, training with Malaysian Marines
>I am but a lowly Amtracker, when I'm not crushing the jungle vegetation Underneath my tracks or doing amphibious shit, I watch grunts be miserable
>suddenly grunt comes up to my track in full combat load
>"Hey guys, anyone wants to come on 'patrol' with us?"
>"Anon gear up" I hear crewchief say
>wat
>next thing I know I'm Wearing al my shit and sweating profusely in a huge elephant grass field
>grunts check each other, take 20 minutes to make sure there are 15 guys in their squad
>get told to get in a tactical column, squad leader signals to go
>walk through elephant grass, ground is uneven as fuck but you can't see it thanks to grass
>see grunts disappear into the grass because theres a 10 foot drop he couldn't see
>approach the tree line, Squad leader hackin' away with a machete so we're shuffling or stopping to provide security
>walk into the jungle proper finally
>it was like someone took a light dimmer and slammed the motherfucker at its lowest setting
>greenhouse effect immediately felt
>start roasting and sweating like a hooker in church
>terrain is hostile as shit, branches smack the shit out of you, mud holes as deep as your leg, can't see 10 feet in front of you
>I realize here that men had to fight in this back in 'Nam
>not knowing if the slopes gonna ambush you and have almost no cover or freedom of movement or fucking visibility
>>71638291
>WW2 eastern front. Fighting for Europa
>Being lead by a Corporal who changes his mind constantly and has no understanding of basic logistics.
>>71638165
You have no chance by this divine weapon alone
>WW2
> Invasion of Poland or the beginning of barbarossa
> Be german
>Kill jews, commies and other degenerated sub-humans
>>71638132
>build army
>march on capital
>see thousands of impaled bodies, some probably still alive and screaming
>probably smell the reek of shit and rotting corpses for 50 miles when the wind blows right
>literally nope the fuck out and go home
Was this the single most successful use of psychological warfare in history?
rorkes drift
>>71634405
Aussie Emu war obviously
My war, every time
any wars england started against 3rd world countries
>raping newly discovered exotic women
my fucking dick
>>71638530
>not being a communist :^]
>>71638542
>>71635524
>i go paintballing i can totally become a seal bro
Have fun playing army, faggot. Airsoft every other week, right?
>>71635524
This board is 18+, kiddo.
>scrolls thread
>no mentions of Rhodesia
/pol/ wtf
Man, fuck infantry. Packs and armour so damn heavy. I'm thinking of joining the navy.
According to my Uncle, Vietnam is the last war I'd want to be in. I'd pick the Rhodesian Bush War. The first Gulf War might be cool.
War of 1812, keeping those yanks in check.
>>71639535
Please come back and burn it again. We won't interfere.
Final war of the Roman Republic.
>>71636518
>not knowing the /k/ meme
>>71634405
The great crusade of 2016. Driving the mosloids out of Europe.
>>71637239
Yeah, you'd likely get a musket ball between the ribs first though.
WWI in the Middle East with T.E Lawrence
>>71637820
You would probably meet your end as cannon fodder in one of Napoleon's retarded columns.
Vietnam is probably the last one I would pick, unless I was arty at a heavily fortified firebase. Then I'd probably be taking a shit load of drugs...
I think top pick would a US sailor in the Pacific during ww2
>>71635524
Ty anon
>>71637643
Except they were represented while being taxed. Where as the bank of england did not answer to the americas. Essentially the bank of england and our current central bank are the exact same thing.
>>71634405
>>71637820
I'd actually go the opposite,
Volunteer for a British Rifle Regiment, the casualty rates were so much lower than any other due to their weapons superior range and tactical doctrines, not to mention those sexy green uniforms .
The battles they fought in the Peninsula War and the subsequent invasion of France were amung the most glorious in History.
>>71635965
This wasn't a war m8, this was a joke.
>>71634405
participating in any of the viking raids would do me great pleasure
>>71635524
C'mon man, no wonder why all the Euro dudes think we're all fucking stupid...
>>71634405
I think that's my dad
>>71641715
was he a 1960's ladyboy?
>>71641715
Is that your mom too ?
>no one choosing to be part of operation Barbarossa in the start Ming days if the eastern front
>not choosing to be a panzer commander driving with your Wehrmacht Bros in the wide open terrain with the warm start of summer steppe air brushing against your hair while you without effort mow down any bolshewist who hopelessly tries to get in your way
Based on the two wars I've been in, I'd suppose I'd say Afghanistan. I've done more killing here than i did in iraq, although I wouldn't mind going back over there one more time now that ISIS is rampant.
I would participate in the US Drone war, ongoing since 2004. Must be nice to sit in jammies and to destroy terrorists with a single press of a cheeto-covered finger.
>>71638191
My favorite thing about all the dindu tyrones thought the gov was only drafting black boys over when in reality 12.5% of the draftees were black when the black population in the US was roughly 11%
Race War 2016
Solar System War 3019
Universe War 4666
>>71639725
It's a /tv/ meme
>>71642126
HaHa Fuck You
>>71637575
>>71637508
there were like 8 million US that served in vietnam, and only like 200,000 wounded or killed.
>>71634405
Estonian War of Independence. Easy!
>>71635524
Remember when we could detect sarcasm? You're all faggots.
Battle of Grunwald
Battle of Grodno
Charging with 800 men into a city with at least 9000 soldiers.
We could've captured Peter himself if we would have been lucky.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grodno_(1708)
I'd want to be one of the gunship pilots. Early attack choppers in Vietnam would get up close and personal to do strafing runs with unguided munitions. Really badass shit.
LARP is ruining this board. Hide and report all LARP threads.
>>71634405
>>be with your bros in a jungle
And die like a bitch
>>71635621
Degenerate commie-scum, what the fuck are you even doing here?
>>71634405
It would have been cool to be a scout pilot in Vietnam.
Sounded decent in Low Level Hell.
>>71645879
Sometimes tiger traps were for real tigers
>>71635524
How many punji pits did you run into in Maine?
At least you're confident. That'll help during the race war.
>>71638332
Wrong colour on the teeth.
>pic related
>empire teeth
>>71637201
Yep, same here!
>>71634405
dude my father was in Vietnam and said it was the most horrible shit ever. Literally they'd get lost in the jungle for days at a time and miss most of their supply drops or they wouldn't be dropped anywhere near the correct place. My father told me that their skin would literally peel off their feet if they tried to remove their socks because they had been wet and soaking for so long and marching.
>>71638450
i dont get it, you guys have the same flags??
>>71646977
>what is northern Ireland
>what is the 1916 rising
>American education
>>71636067
This. Tbh.
>>71646677
Never understood why so many brits and irish disregard the idea of dental health completely. Aren't you like Anglo ubermensch?
>>71646853
I heard some of the intense 24/7 B52 bombing runs would drive some of the soldiers to madness and cause their teeth to fall out from the constant vibrations.
>>71635524
Just fuck my sides up.
>>71647153
My phone isnt displaying Northern Ireland's flag senpai, it is showing the same flag for both posters
by Olav the holy in his christening of Norway.
IT AINTTTT MEEEEEE
IT AINT MEEEEEE !!!!
I AINT NO ...
OH SHIT THEIRS A SNI------
>>71647259
Hehe! Believe it or not, I have studiously brushed my teeth twice a day, every day all my life. Wore braces as a teen for three years.
>tfw your gnashers look like a car crash
I've always smoked though so I know why my teeth are yellow and rotting
>>71647450
Oh dear Jesus
>>71634405
Does the Cold War count? Would love to be double agent and fuck one of them Ruskie sluts
>>71646853
Anyone who wants to go to war in a fucking jungle , against the local jungle people. Is in for a huge surprise. . .
Even napalm didn't help.
Think about that shit for a second
>>71635524
>I went paintballing in Maine
You're a fucking autistic faggot kid
>>71635784
French """""""sense of humor""""""" everyone
>>71638129
holy shit we dont even pay the jews 6 billion
>>71634405
American Civil War
I'm not a faggot that will take the easy route.
>>71634405
Obviously WW2.
I have played enough wargames to know that everything ends well if I'm in the battle.
One war I wouldn't want to fight would be where my Great Grandfather was in Greece. As an Irish regiment they were essentially disposable so his job was to scout ahead on a fucking bicycle and draw German fire to give away their positions. Pretty much everybody who did this died getting sniped or running over a mine.
>tfw being ordered to casually ride a bike through a warzone by yourself
>>71648617
>casually riding a bike through a warzone by yourself
>implying that's not mad craic
You bring shame to our people
>>71645855
LARP is fun, deal with it.
>>71643367
it's a /v/ meme
>>71635524
>I've went
It's I've gone you fucking mongol
I guess one of the crusades where the crusaders steamrolled everything and sacked a bunch of middle eastern towns without any battles that had major losses.
I'm not sure which crusade would be best for that
>>71634405
AMERICAN HERE, and let me tell you i just spent 6 days in Vietnam. Those yellow women can suck and fuck like you wouldn't believe. Everyday I was bustin nuts. One week ago two Saigon whores blew me in a bar and they stared deep in my eyes until I unleashed a torrential amount of semen down one of their throats. When I wasn't there I was at the local massage parlors getting blowies and fucking between taking breaks to massage the madam's tits. Hell, one of them is messaging me right now on facebook saying how she wants to make love with me again because she couldn't get enough of my rock hard 5.7" american cock. Granted i broke out with a cold sore on my mouth this week and have felt like shit, but we all pay a small price glory. The Saigon women are good. Even right now in bed away from that Saigon heat, eating doritos, I'd give up nearly anything to be back.
>>71649890
Degenerate. Why SK proxy?
>Dad fought in Vietnam (South Vietnamese)
>went back home, entire family were killed or died from illness
>never ever talked about the war, smoked and drank a lot
>only told me stories about he and his bros getting drunk
>killed himself a few years ago
My battle of choice would probably not be the Vietnam War
>>71650102
hes at a military base Im guessing.
The USA military has like 40k military personnel in korea at any given time
>>71647450
Northern Ireland is part of the U.K.
>>71634405
1st Gulf War
>take pot shots at muds with impunity
>last large scale conventional war
>contribute to further destabilization of the region 4tl
>>71650102
what's degenerate about paying for sex?
>>71651076
fucking american fucks and your shitty military at your shitty bases
>>71651242
i'm not in the military wtf
>>71634405
I'd love to battle in the European Race War.
>>71649890
> got herpes from whores
> guys let me tell you!
Uh. At least the Romanian whores here are clean. Besides what would an American know about whores.
I'd rather not, but if I could chose, probably as a Boer in the Boer wars.
WORLD WAR 3 (III)
>>71651598
implying i didn't already have a cold sore on my lip which some odd 90 percent plus of the world has......and now it seems you're bragging about having more exposure to whores
>>71635524
>>71634405
Boer Wars hands down
>>71651598
>Besides what would an American know about whores.
We know plenty, all our women are whores.
>be with your bros in a jungle
>fall into a spiked pit and bleed to death
>>71635103
I like your style
>>71651915
Your women are sluts. Whores get paid.
>>71635524
Ay ay ay I shouldnt had said it but
>American Education
As for a war i would probably participate in the Emu War
>>71652052
> mexican intellectual
>>71634405
Revolutionary war of course
>battle of bunker hill
>mow down hundreds of red coats
>retreat after we run out of ammo
>spend winter in valley forge
>go on to defeat Cornwallis at Yorktown
>kek at le superpower losing to its own colony
>>71635524
Plz join military then
I am from the future and I guarantee you that the upcoming American race war is the place to be. Little danger and all the minorities you can shoot. There is still some law enforcement except that murder he become acceptable practice if someone darker than shade 4 comes into your perimeter.
Whites do win by the way. Casuals minimal. Economy has fucking tanked though.
>>71634405
Rhodesian bush war without question
>>71635524
probably asian minor war or rhodesian bush war
>fight for France in Franco-Prussian war
>do everything possible to cull German imperial ambitions
>prevent WW1, rise of communism, WW2, everything
>>71652222
THEM DIGITS
Crusades
>kill muslims
>commit a genocide against muslim civllians
>fall back into europe knowing you pretty much fucked their holy place up
>go back to do the same thing again
>>71638664
As a Royal Engineer though chap, fuck being a cripple or a Welshman
>>71651242
>butthurt slope detected
>>71652222
Revolutionary war
>run away from superior red coats
>have my ship sunk
>watch Redcoats fight with rival French super power
>run around on horse back screaming "those Brits are a'comin y'all!"
>win revolutionary war single handed
>>71635524
fucking excellent comment
>>71647153
>uk
>worth mentioning in our non existent history class
>>71634405
War of 1812 so I can kek as I burn the White House Down.
>>71635524
Am I the only one that sees that this an obvious joke???
>>71654008
Kek at what? A house burning down? Must be desperate
>>71654105
>Laughing at house burning down linked with desperation
I knew yanks were stupid and unfunny but you take the biscuit m8
A dirty little war in Africa.
Drug money, sweltering heat, sweat, machetes, blood diamonds, pointless factions, enigmatic arms dealers, palm trees, RPGs, strange CIA-backed paramilitaries, guerilla jungle warfare, tragic massacres, the pure unbridled arenaline, the blessing of minor international interest, small villages with tenative cease-fire zones... AND MONEY, SWEET SWEET MONEY.
Sign me the fuck up.
I would choose the Indian War in the West.
> not wanting to Genocide Natives
> Not using a rifle against arrows
>>71634405
I'm hoping for another Iraq-like war where we invade (for a real justifiable reason) and actually finish what we started. I'm just a lowly new PFC in the Army, but fuck man I just wanna be in a combat zone once in my life to say I've actually done something. With the scale down, PC bullshit, and pussification I'm hoping another war will fix it.
>>71655799
I missed out on Iraq, did afghan but it was 99% driving around and 1% """"combat""""
Battle of Bannockburn...
FREEEEEDOMMMMMM
>>71636101
>you will never be a Mongol warrior on a killing, rape and looting rampage in one of Islam's greatest cities, destroying it entirely.
Why even live?
>>71656253
Were you infantry? When were you there
>>71655799
Become a mercenary, you'll be able to kill savages with impunity. Pays better too.
>>71634405
Pretty much everything you said and all of the cool guns they have laying around. I only negatives I could see are the hippie faggots who got drafted, the rampant opium use, friendly fire from just about anyone, and the hippie fucks who will call you a baby killer.
>>71638499
Thank you for your service.
Ww1 go hard or go home.
>>71642342
Underrated
>>71634405
WW2, Eastern Front, Waffen SS
>you will never have sex with qt Russian women in shitty villages in the middle of
bumfuck nowhere
>You will never snipe bolshevists from afar with their own rifles
>you will never die valiantly defending the reichstag while uttering the names of your wife and children while you get bayoneted simultaneously by 30 different slavs
>>71656667
Combat Engineer, route clearance. All our contacts where shoot and scoots because we were 8 armoured to fuck trucks with .50cals
>>71634405
World War 3
Either Cnut the Great's invasion of England so I could get me some of them Anglo wimen or William's invasion
>>71635524
Kek fucking faggot
> tfw fighting for vienna against muslims
damn turkroaches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg78Px9Uoic
I'd like to be an American soldier in the Iraq war.
>go to some poor country
>do nothing but jerk off and walk around with guns terrorizing innocent people
>get paid for it
>stupid amerifats consider you a war hero even tho you didn't do shit
The war in Afghanistan.....oh wait i did that already.
>>71655799
Should have done airborne infantry
They're one of the most combat active units outside Spec Ops
>>71642188
My great-Uncle did basically this.
Later his tank received a penetrating hit and while the crew could get out of the wreckage they all got captured and had to dig their own graves to be buried alive.
It was not that great to be desu.
To get back to the OP topic;
I would choose the Campaign of European Reconquista of 2020.
Hopefully we will bath in the shine of this glorious day.
>If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
>To do our country loss; and if to live,
>The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
>God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
>>71657607
This would be a good alternative.
Or the 1st Crusade.
you guys have to stop with this masturbatory nonsense
it cant be difficult to fight in the vietcong. most people in the military are idiots, below average people, yet they still managed to do it
but I guess it is part of mericlap culture to suck military dick at every opportunity
>>71657808
This desu, would have signed up in a heartbeat if I had been old enough at the time
The Trojan war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMVcRSlgTmI
>>71657472
>tfw those crazy bastards try and take on a convoy with 3 people with rusty aks and one mag each
It would've been a lot harder fight if half of them weren't suicidal
Marathon or Thermophylae
>>71634405
Any of the war he fought
>Give back to France her greatness
>Get shitload of glory and pussy on the way
>Fight for a man you couldn't admire more, a second father
>>71634405
wwii
for germany, against decadence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhJEynl40BE
Fighting Stalingrad for Hitler. I would surely die but wouldn't care.
>>71658275
>Some king gets cucked
>you all have to go die for him in some shithole town nobody cared about
seriously cucked m8
>>71656547
Yeah, I definitely would be one of hulagu's boys stomping to death the last abbasid caliph on my horse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Baghdad_(1258)
>>71635524
>PERFECTBAIT
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>>71658288
We had none of that, only combat we had was with dopes up kids spraying from 800m away then fucking off on a motorbike.
The ballsy ones where the kids children who jumped on our support vehicle going 30mph across the western dash and stole 2 cot beds and a bag of used shit bags
>>71634405
The last war, the war that ends all war.
>>71634405
Either WW2, or it would have to be something like Napoleonic or 1812.
>>71634405
>wanting to be in a war unless absolutely necessary
>>71634405
European race war
>>71657970
I might do that after I finish college if I don't get into OCS, I'm a reservist right now.
>>71658730
hah, nice. i wouldn't even do anything if i saw a kid trying something that ballsy
>>71634405
I wouldn't. But if I have to choose, I'll pick Iraq war on America side. Safest ever.
Golden Horde.
I want to join the Mongol and cuck every country that I invade
>>71659130
But I wouldn't suffer like me, I'd top myself the minute I found out I looked like that.
I would want to ride with Genghis.
>>71634405
The crusades
>kill shit skins
>gain salvation
>>71659338
I guess that guy said the same at one point, but survival instinct is stronger than free will.
>>71634405
got to vietnam war
> get killed by friendly fire like 30% of your comrades
>>71659368
cuckroachs cant ride
>>71658410
Pretty dope desu.
Napoleon is a GOAT.
>>71635852
>misjudge your step
>fall into a pit with sharpened bambo coated in
feces
or
>be a green giant and get your face bit by a snake some gook tied to a tree branch
>>71637498
Ayyyyyyy
>>71637239
>implying a degree today is as valuable or hard to get as one in the 18th century
you were probably educated at some shit, modern university.
>>71659657
Survival instinct can't do shit once I force myself to take the first step from that bridge.
Cristiada. Get to crusade once near of home, sorta.
>>71638915
Yeah behind just about all of the other ones
>>71634405
The Final Kebab Removal
>>71634405
In Alexander the Great's army blowing the fuck out of the middle east
>>71659808
>destroying European traditionalism
>created Italy
>most boring flag collection
>almost completely destroyed France
>lost most of his troops being retarded outside of battle
>wrote cringe worthy love letters
>probably got cucked
He was bretty good at Total War outside the campaign map though
>>71634405
Dumbest thing I've ever read.
1) Vietnam was fucking brutal
2) There's a reason why every Vietnam vet has some form of PTSD
3) STDs from vietnamese whores
4) If you do survive everyone back home will deem you a child killer and shun you from society (yes this actually happened)
5) If you're actually fighting you'll probably die, good luck
>>71652022
lol what does austria know about whores
>every edgelord in this thread talking about what war they want to fight in when they have to psych themselves up to talk to a stranger
WW2
Waffen SS (Wiking)
Let's go.
