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Surrender you weapons sir, freeze! FREEZE!
>Your move /pol
tough guys
>d-d-d-d-d-d-don't s-s-s-s-shhhoooott!. =)
>>71633155
Detonate explosives under the house, killing me and all the police officers
Demand to see warrant, then call the issuing judge for confirmation. Then call my lawyer. Say nothing.
>>71633155
I didn't want to go to work today anyways. Better crank up my last stand playlist before they kick the door in.
Of course I would roundhouse-kick them all into oblivion while humming the Naruto theme because that's just the kind of guy I am.
>>71633155
Gun down as many as I can then an hero as a last "Fuck you."
>>71633155
"it's XIR shitlords! AM I BEING DETAINED?"
run "deadmanswitch.bat" on my desktop
laugh maniacally screaming "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME"
flip switch under my chair detonating the 5 tons of dynamite in my basement
>>71633155
>look at the guy at the door
>"You don't get to bring friends"
>>71633155
I don't have any of those dangerous things in my home, officer!
I had a BB gun once but most it in a tragic boating accident.
>>71633194
The Samson Option. Nice.
>>71633155
I'm looking for an excuse to die, so being killed by a SWAT team in an illegal raid is the perfect way to go out.
I'll be remembered as a martyr.
It'll be fucking perfect too, using all my legally owned weapons for their original purpose.
>>71633155
I do not consent, call the police.
>>71633155
Was it a speeding ticket he didn't pay in time?
>>71633936
Jwalking, actually.
SWAT vs ISIS
who wins?
> =)
Finnfags will know
>>71633155
Protip: all those who would betray the constitution probably have families at home
>>71633578
>They work for the cucked man
>Carl?
NSA/FBI data mining thread on anti government "extremists"
Now they just have to do this 100 million more times. I'm sure they'll get all the guns soon.
>>71633155
Start SHOUTING i do not consent, am i being detained and i am a free inhabitant non stop kek
>>71633155
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Bankai
