roughly 2 weeks ago, this anon was on the cliff edge of homelessness. Some other aus anons jumped in with some advice. This is a thank you to those anons for feeding me further hope. Start full time perm 40 weeks in 1 week. Godbless you, aus anons, you are the greatest.
God speed you magnificant bastards.
>>71621071
40 hour weeks ( typo )
Where did you start working breh. Happy for you. This is a good country.
>>71621071
>2016
>not claiming centrelink benefits
>>71621129
north sydney. medical company specialising in commercial cosmetic laser units. The $300k behemoths.
>>71621071
Good shit senpai
>>71621266
What kind of pay are you getting
>>71621071
Good luck to you lad.
>>71621226
cant claim centrelink bruv. complicated world.
>>71621318
3k less than my last job working for korean lizards, now working for white aussies, start salary, i can deal with it knowing i am working with humans now.
Good work, cunt.
>>71621538
hiffing a candy gummy bottle at your mouth, thanks m8, means the world, au is the greatest land on earth, even the indians cant ruin it, even the muslims cant ruin it, not on my watch. 4ever.
>>71621071
Stay strong ausbro.
>>71621071
Can you tell me some tips they gave you, ausbro? I need some motivation to better my life with work.
>>71621071
Good job, m8.
How did you get a job I have no qualifications or experience no one will hire me in Brisbane.
>>71621071
Sick cunt
>>71621714
Australia is just Hot Canada, Anon. Don't kid yourself.
You made it OP.
I'm still trying to find a job, even as a rare minority no one will hire me. RIP
>>71621071
Those are great news! Congrats aussiebro!
>>71622195
>even as a rare minority no one will hire me
OMG ARE YOU AN ABBO?
Nice to meet you!
>>71622726
The abo would instantly get hired.
Infact if you claim you are 1/32th abo you could probably get any job you wanted.
>>71622992
Even if you don't look Abo at all?
Stop being so fucking nice to each other. It makes me feel weird.
>>71623213
Yup. 1/32 abos look pretty much completely white.
All abo features are breed out by the 3rd generation.
>>71621953
generate some goodwill for references. i have 2 mates that will kill it for reference checks and in return i act as their reference and rate them 9 out of 10 tier workers. never let yourself be terminated, even if you are getting fucked over, resign, employers dont want to hear about unfair dismissal cases. ( and i would have had a real case of one in last job if i kept giving my all, it was clear i was being ass fucked by the koreans.
dont talk about promotions or wanting to move up the ranks as a goal during interview, instead frame your interest as wanting to perfect the job and add more value on top after.
these the are few immediate tips i can offer.
i also received shit advice from some m8s such as , do night shift at woolies. well guess what, there isnt a night shift at woolies for every unemployed person, so that advice was shit tier.
>>71621071
Glad you found a light at the end of the tunnel ausbro. Now just stay the fuck out of that tunnel.
>>71622992
I was actually thinking of putting aboriginal on my resume. Apparently the only proof of aboriginality we need is to identify as one
http://aiatsis.gov.au/research/finding-your-family/before-you-start/proof-aboriginality
Good job ausbro
by the way, does anyone have demographics for australia, with race?
>>71623331
god bless anon. i dont seek any more tunnels, they are too damned dark. u take care.
>>71623410
well that is bloody shit
>>71623410
mate if u have the most tenious connection to abo, u put it on there. play every card in your pack. indians would. and they talk absolute shit. 100% leverage everything you can, no shame.
Things always get shit before they get better, never forget that cunt.
>>71623670
Do you really want to have an abo connection to your name
>>71623721
as far as i am aware its not electoral info so its not public. employers arent going to ask abo questions that would be very un-PC and might offend the bush spirits.
>>71623843
kek, you aussie cunts are right good
>>71621071
Nice to hear mate
>>71623721
im not a kike and ive literally said i have some jewish blood to instill fear into some retard to turn his anti white comment into anti jewish.
watch how quickly aussie brown cunts shut up for the jew. and i literally hate jews, however, they fear the jew , in public forum, and i cucked the "relaxed" anti white into silence in one sentence. worked wonderfully. dumb black nigger fucks.
>>71623410
>identifying as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person
so if I identify as an abo or an islander I can claim benefits and get easier access to employment?
>>71624269
the gov will pay the employer some monies to employ these sub groups, and the employer will win , and pay it forward, while saving the difference.
>>71624487
it may be engineered via some tax break, that is what happens tho.
to all in this thread, i will spare a prayer before i sleep, that you all find good fortune, good wealth and good health. no i do not go to church, by this prayer, let it be meme magic that brings good fortune into all of your lives. this is the energy i will send into the sky. i am not shitting you.
>>71621071
what a bunch of fucken sick cunts. Aussies confirmed for master race.
>>71621071
> full-time shitposting job
>>71624940
same here mate and have a good night.
>>71623440
Yeah, it's like 92% white, 7% Asian and 1% other. I'll google it in a second.
I live in Sydney, so I find those statistics hard to believe.
>>71625061
Yeah? Is sydney also a multiracial multicult hellhole?
>>71621071
god speed ausfag
massively amazed at all the aussies ITT cheering you on
>tfw you will never experience this feel
>>71625061
>it's like 92% white
Debatable. The main problem lies with the "Australian" option most people put down as their ancestry. That means nothing. I'd be shocked if the White proportion was above 85. We've been getting a lot of shitters for a long time now. Chinks and Indians in particular have skyrocketed in population in the last 20 years.
>>71621071
>mfw got on centrelink
>mfw getting paid considerably more for sitting at home than I was for menial work
>>71625597
its up there. its where aussie muslims often call home. i live 4 blocks away from aussie isis , in the west, not phased tho, can always run into a kebab shop for my quicksave and they dont shit where they eat, always see ninjas at the mall tho, p. annoying to the eye, them ninjas.
>>71625597
No, because 90% of our foreign immigration has been Asians who get good jobs, work hard and assimilate easily into a culture of weekend barbeques and betting on sports because that's what they do in Asia anyway.
>>71621266
>north Sydney
No way lad, I'm close by /pol/ack brews after work aye?
>>71625865
pc off rite now, do up a steam add tmrw if able, id is: 412533, will change the priv settings to public in the morning. yea just look for the skinhead, brew and insult some indians sounds good. god speed anon.
>>71625800
kek
>>71625845
Yeah, keep those mudslims out aussiebro
>>71625061
nope cant believe that
i go to uts and my netsec class is 80% asian 19% indian 1% white
i walk outside during break and walk around haymarket (market city, maybe down near museum/world square) and the streets are 99% asian, the only whites are tourists or hobos
why the fuck are there so many asians in sydney jesus christ
i catch the illawarra/st george line, and 10 million asians get on at hurstville (bound towards city), but before hurstville its only white people and the train is pretty comfy and not so packed but as soon as hurstville comes boy u better move ur bag onto ur lap or some fat asian woman will move it for you and you are in no position to make a scene
>>71625800
Do you mean blacktown?
>>71626162
this always cracks me up. they know.
>>71623410
I'm pretty sure you need a mate in the local abbo community to sign a paper...right?
>>71626110
>steam
Fuuark haven't used that in a while, will give it a geeze lad, keen.
>>71626137
>uts.iT
Same 'era lad, what year?
>>71626162
nah m8. black town is for blacks. lidcombe, merrylands, granville and auburn for muzzies. ( prolly missed some )
>>71624219
Haha, that's fucking awesome, I'm gonna try shit one day.
>>71626449
Just pay the cunt and you'll be right.
>>71626507
aight, thanks mate
>you might have oral history stories that can connect you to a particular area or person
>literally abbo because you say so
>>71621071
Love this country
>>71626563
yea m8 he made some whiteboi comment, seems all his words disappeared when i unloaded the kike, seems he didnt want to be "seen" to be anti semitic then, on his keyboard, shame on a fag.
i laffed at how weak his shit. made me chuckle.
>>71626110
trying to find you what pic are you
>>71627273
painting ( traditional ) style image of old angry white man, not sure the source, possibly gauntlet is my profile pic. profile line "all creature will die and all things will broken"
>>71627565
>/pol/ steamgroup
kek
>>71621071
Happy for ya m8, hope it works out.
Sucks you couldn't get centrelink like the rest of us.
>>71627565
might be a question mark since your pfofile is private, i typed in tmrw
>>71625644
It's ok Swiss friend, you will succeed in life
>>71628286
yea some complications and i had to deal with it. having a safety net between work can make a difference. i also found who my best friends were. they bailed me out to help with some rent, its just, im not a user and i didnt feel comfortable making them responsible for me, it got a bit scary tho, im too jaded to deal with having no roof, hard on the pride, and what got to me is my only brother is a GP, but he is such a cunt, we dont talk, for now, id bash him before i talk to him, but i wont go into why, just take my word he is prick and dickhead.
>>71621071
are you the cunt that worked for korean tyre company at north ryde on excel spreadsheets?
croatian background and had a granddad in nz?
>>71628361
ok aus anon just search the nickname as literally tje numbers 412533. you cant missit. god speed m8.
>>71628862
yes m8 all that shit was real life demons in real time. and this is my thankyou for extra strength and safe outcome. ie, got the news today, .
>>71623275
i remember telling you to grab the back of the tele and get into bricklaying by being a brickies laborer.
so hows ur wife?
>>71629043
well good to hear.
sometimes 4chan is full of trolls so its hard to know when someones being genuine.
so tell us about the job, what type of role did this laser company give you?
>>71629108
mate, the wife, its like a ton of bricks has been lifted from her shoulders, we were burdening the stress heavy. i felt like i could not breath from worry, stress and now the air is fresh again, and the heavyness is lifted, its such a relief mate, so alive, thank you mate, you take care too, i really soaked in your advice, i had ine interview pending, god speed mate, i am jusy so relieved. god bless mate.
>>71621071
sometimes you up sometimes you down, but always keep going. good to hear
>>71629541
you did well
čuvaj se mate
Fuck yes m8 best country in the world Seppo cunts get fucked, Euro cunts literally get fucked 1000x new years kek soz m8 scuse the eyesore the NSW state is lying about property development again.
>>71625790
>Be 25
>Stuck on centerlink for 5 years because no work.
>???
>No friends
>want to kill self.
>>71630335
>JUST SHAKE THEIR HANDS FIRMLY AND REFUSE TO LEAVE UNTIL YOU GET THE JOB
>THEY LIKE PERSISTENCE, THAT'S WHAT GETS YOU A JOB
remember you got to kiss some major booty to get ahead in this world. I like the one knee approach because it puts the booty right even with the..
>>71630454
>persistence pays off
>>71629182
import, qa, commercial returns and parts ordering. comfortable with all. so releived to be working with with white people, such a relief.
can never respect koreans again, and genuinely believe they do not deserve to be in Australia, so they can go in the bucket with the other fobs. u know at hankook, the koreans compete with each other over who is the most korean. if born in seoul, more korean, if born in outlaying countryside less korean. hello, we are in australia now. they could not get their heads out of their arses if they tried, which is why they rely on each other to survive because they cannot function in true australian work place, the shitty games wont work and the shit tier leadership or not leadership.
god bless mate.
>>71621071
Godspeed you sick cunt.
>>71621071
Good one anon. Congrats and keep your head high.
Fuck oath brother Aussie boys gotta stick together
>tfw starting apprenticeship in 3 weeks
>been trying for 5 years to get one
Good for you. Australians are Americas greatest friend
I'm starting to just want the world to burn so it can be rebuilt better than it was before.
PC must die.
Whites hire anyone yet other races hire only their race unless they're of the unicorn variety.
>>71631151
That should be our fucking $50 note.
everyone. take care. gonna pray some meme magic for you all to be safe and for good luck and good news to come to your way. you guys gave me strength and i wish the best for all of you, if i could pay it forward. take care all of you and be on the look out for good news to come your way and before you give up remember my case, shit and hopeless, and know if i could break out of hell, you can, good speed all.
>>71631151
>>71631531
god speed anons. ( fixed )
>>71631531
ayyy m8 remember we are all in this together, when the northern hemisphere goes tits up we'll be here cracking open a few beers and laughing at the fleeing leftists getting culturally enriched messily in the streets.
>>71631568
This goes for country men too
I'm reading between the lines, that when Australians feel they are in a "safe space" amongst their peers, they don't shit-post.
Shit-posting is a way to deal with the anxiety of dealing with international strangers.
The question is, how can we make you feel more comfortable in the more open discussion?
Help me help you, straya.
>>71621071
Mate, if it doesn't work out for you, there are always some goats looking for company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTbsbpB65I
>>71631882
and we shall raise a toast to our past great leaders for keeping the mudslimes out.
>>71632156
We are having a sitback and a yarn when we are with ourselves yankedoodle.
When we are with the boys it's not fucking nerves we aren't some swedish soft cunts, to us it's fucking sport and great fun to call a Turk a cockroach and call the police on brit/pol/ for the shits and gigs m8. It's just banter lad.
>>71632156
>I'm reading between the lines, that when Australians feel they are in a "safe space" amongst their peers, they don't shit-post.
its called nationalism and helping your fellow patriot out you stupid seppo.
Something that is now lost in the SJW cultural marxist wonderland you currently live in.
>>71632156
Regardless of all the shitposting, we still love and help each other out when we have to.
>>71632365
ay cunt you wanna have a fucking go do ya
>>71632542
I'll have a go at you once the bull behind you has finished taking turns alright m8?
>>71623213
How sure is the scientific community that these creatures are related to humans? I'm not convinced.
>>71632699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAhwOcSf1R8
>>71632156
no no we can alternate between real talk and shit speak dependant on circumstance and mood. sometimes people ( anyone ) can not say thanks, and it would have been 2ez for me to carry on with new life and not really give a shit, but i wanted to acknowledge the anons that provided me some strength in tough times so i made time to deliver a thank you that did not have to be done, just to recognize and say thanks and recognize the kings of bantz are equally deep individuals with strong moral compass. I will continue to shitpost in the near future, and have numerous webm at the ready, for today, only thanks is due... nite nite anon. tc.
What's the whitest part of Australia that isn't a thousand kilometers off shore? Thinking about moving over to you guys to escape the PC hellhole that is Toronto.
>>71632684
What you saying, that you're a black cunt m8?
>>71632699
They're obviously related, but just remember evolution never stopped. People saying that white europeans and asians are the same as africans and aboriginals might as well say we're the same as a goldfish. The fact is yes our ancestors were black people who left africa, then a lot of evoluition happened to conditions on other parts of the planet. I'll never understand why self-styled 'progressives' think evolution suddenly stopped with humans and that it's 'racist' to point out africans may have less intelligence, when everything we know about science, genetics, natural selection points to a general decreased intelligence.
>>71632998
Tasmania is pretty much 1000% white since they had the good practice of killing all the natives.
>>71633456
I thought Tasmania was the inbreeding Capitol of the world. Being in a town of severely deformed & retarded whites isn't much of an improvement.
>>71632998
Stay away from Sydney and Melbourne, and I say that as a NSWfag. If racial monogamy is important to you, to be honest though it's clear they will never truly assimilate like the Europeans the Asians who dominate the eastern cities are pretty tame as far as immigrants go.
But fucking Muslim Lebs are a whole other animal m8, you're Australian the moment you can pronounce "fukging lebs" just right with that twang.
I would recommend Perth or Brisbane if you don't mind the heat.
>>71632985
>no no we can alternate between real talk and shit speak dependant on circumstance and mood.
::backing away slowly::
I..
Something isn't right here guys...
>>71633615
It isn't so much the racial monogamy as it is these unassimilated goat fuckers that demand the collapse of western civilization via Sharia law. There's so much Muslim kowtowing around here it's unbelievable. I know a couple of people in the Canning Vale area of Perth, so thanks for the suggestion. Getting sunburnt and spending a thousand dollars on my A/C bill is a better monetary investment than paying for Uber rides just to avoid getting accosted on the street.
>>71633717
It's actually fucking spooky how Aussies can differentiate between sarcasm, irony and telling it straight.Often we will blend the three into a weird word vomit for nothing more than our amusement that we can. Even over the internet we can tell the difference from talking shit and making shit.
I think Aussies are born into some great inside joke that everyone of us is in on and plays a part just for laughs.
>>71633717
just drop it ya cunt, don't shitpost in the house of bantz; it's reserved for true aussie heros. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>71633717
It's called not being autistic
>>71621071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
Don't lie Damo, you're a ciggy butt brain ye fokin bogan
>>71633603
White inbreeding is a meme, it doesn't actually happen to a degree that it's a problem. Inbreeding is a uniquely middle eastern problem.
>>71634066
I must admit that Aus posters always get the most laughs out of me. Everybody around here seems to think John Oliver is the fucking pinnacle of humor. Ask anyone who Andrew Dice Clay is and they'll either not know or accuse you of being somehow racist. Fuckin' oath, mate
>>71633615
How is Western Australia these days? I went there for fishing trips with my pops out of Coral Bay. Always wanted to live in the desert out there when I was a kiddy.
>>71623275
Thanks for the advice m8ey. I've read it over a few times now and I know I won't have a problem doing any of that stuff. Good luck with everything in the future m9-1.
>>71634370
Fuck I wouldn't know I've never been, full of fucking swans I suppose.
>>71634335
This comment rings true in burgerland as well sadly as well. Have you seen Dice Clay's new show?
>>71634461
Big, fat, fish and sharks is more like it bro.
>>71634525
I haven't, actually. What's it called?
>>71634715
Dice Clay on showtime in USA. Im gonna check it out this weekend if its easily available online.
>>71635072
Thanks for the tip, brotha. I'll do the same. He always makes great appearances on the Stern show and his comedy specials murder every time.
>>71621071
Glad you held together Straya, keep it goin and fuck the dole
>>71634260
>It's called not being autistic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SWEDE IS GIVING ANTI-AUTISM LESSONS
Know that no matter how shit things get, if all our tactics and stratagems fail and northern hemisphere /pol/ is left without a home. You bastards are always welcome here.
Unless you're a fucking Muzzie then fuck off with your goat shit covered dick m8 honestly.
>>71635596
ay mate just cause our politicians and journalists are fucked in the head don't mean I am
>>71635769
Thanks aussiebro, I've been thinking about it if the day of the rope never happens
>>71621071
>tfw this entire thread is an elaborate shitpost
>>71635982
It's genuine lad, I checked it myself.
This is an aussie comfort zone, we are shitposting here for comfort not contest.
This is the best fucking thread I've seen in a while.
God fucking bless Australia, mate.
