>be ´murican
>eat puke flavored & kike approved """"chocolate""""
>The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation. This flavor gives the product a particular sour, "tangy" taste, to which the US public has come to associate with the taste of chocolate , to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.[1]
>All flavors are approved by the Kashruth Division of the Union of Orthodox Jewish Congregations of America for consumption by observant Jews, with OU Kosher status.
TOP KEK!
>>71616092
hersheys is not that bad
>>71616092
Don't get all worked up there mongolian child. You probably eat rotten fish.
Only good for smores imo. I'm sure others would agree.
>>71616667
Or, you know, organic cheese and milk? Unlike your cheese products and processed milks
>>71616576
It is fucking bad. The white crunchy one is even worse.
Sup r*ddit
>>71616895
The thing is, is that we don't rely strictly on cheese like Europeans do. We eat steak and all kinds of other good meats. Cheese is rotten milk also, retard.
Hershey is pretty shit DESU. No reasonable person will argue that, American or not.
>>71616895
You realize it's possible to buy American cheese that isn't Kraft, right?
>>71617012
What ? Do you really believe we eat strictly cheese, and no Meat ?
>>71616092
>eat puke flavored & kike approved """"chocolate""""
It really does smell of vomit. I can't understand how anyone could eat that shit.
honestly, has anyone here made a smore *without using hershey's?
also fuck you, hershey park is amazing.
>>71617077
It's just not chocolate.
But again USA is number one for inventing substitutes that cost less (and often taste like shit)
>>71617125
Yes, you mostly eat cheese and bread. Just the other day a swiss poster was claiming he eats barbeque because we make fun of them for thinking raclette and fondue are a meal.
>>71617077
Actually your governments forces milk and milk produces to use homogenized and pasteurized milk which fucks with the cheese making process.
>>71617125
i assume wine and butter are involved
>>71617261
They ruin the chocolate with the butyric acid, but it is still within the legal definition of chocolate. It's shitty chocolate, though.
>>71617314
They think mixing egg whites with butter is the is a sauce. They literally put that shit on everything. They call it hollandaise. It's fucking stupid.
>>71616576
It's fucking awful and really does taste like puke
>>71617012
>We eat steak
Steak that's laden with antibiotics and steroids, because you feed cows corn that they can't digest.
>>71617416
correction: it's yolks. though I agree with the general feeling behind your opinion. french cuisine is vastly overrated.
America is so advanced, it replaces natural substances with synthetic shit all the time.
Make way for the king of chocolate.
>>71617486
>it is impossible to buy a grass fed steak in the U.S. and there is definitely no way my country uses corn to feed cows as well no sir
The best chocolate is German-made Ritter Sport Milk (the light blue one) and that Lindt Double Milk (Swiss made, not NH burger shit).
>>71617314
Ofc, why would you not use butter?
Even the Meat is better here, and I won't even mention vegetables...
The large portion of the ingredients available in the US have no taste, therefore everything is full of sugar, sauce, and other shit to compensate.
Of course you were gonna go full lardass
>>71617557
ritter really is good. i remember my family exchanging those things at christmas often enough. i want to buy candy again.
>>71617486
Wrong again retard, we have a whole range of cows that are all raised differently. You live on a shitty little island that could never sustain itself. You literally can't afford steak so you just get to eat potatoes.
>>71616092
I can't stand milk chocolate. that shits nasty. Dark chocolate or nothing.
>>71617560
You literally can't afford to eat meat. You're poor as fuck. Go butter up your cheesey bread and dip it in your hollandaise.
>>71617486
You can buy organic free range grass fed steak here buddy, no problem.
>>71617762
Try the lindt black chocolate with a hint of salt, if u can find it, it's delicious
>>71617837
I have to say american-made lindt is awful, tastes like cheap hersheys, the Swiss stuff is excellent though.
>>71617689
Milka I believe it's called is another good German one.
>>71617486
Organic, free-range from my local (75 miles away, but the closest I can get) farm. Butchered on site.
Bothers me that it's Monsanto grain though.
>>71616092
>go to vegas for conference
>find hexx chocolate
Not that I ate shit that tastes like plastic anyway, but this stuff is good.
>>71617907
If it tastes awful it might actually be made by hersheys.
Did you know chocolate was invented by the same people who invented peanut butter?
>the only point of pride of eurotrash nations is their CANDY WANDY WOO SWEETIES
>ignores the hundreds of smaller more artisan chocolate makers in America that can only thrive in such a nation
Nyce
>>71617788
Kek, hormones in the meat got to your brain you fat jew bred mongoloid.
Seeing your answers, you probably never left the US, you're in the lower percentiles of revenues, and you probably work a shitty job.
Keep cleaning the shitter, Kevin.
>>71617965
Hershey's does make the Symphony line which is surprisingly decent for gas station tier, poverty chocolate. Much better than normal Hershey's which tastes like a shoe. It;s like how HFCS Coke is a crap soda and yet everyone drinks it.
>>71617907
Didn't think about that, we're close to switzerland so we get the good one.
US cocoa is fucked tbqhwyfamalam
>>71618091
Keep guzzling muslim cum and hollandaise, you peasant piece of eurotrash shit! You literally wouldn't have an economy if it weren't for American innovations.
>>71617943
It's OK, a bit chewy. It's real good when melted for cooking though
>>71617997
WE
>>71618203
burgers really are the most insecure posters on /pol/
top kek
>>71618155
about the only good ones they produce are the truffles with the soft core. those are decent.
>>71618203
> burger gets so mad his breakdown unleashes his inner reddit
Wew lad
>>71618391
yeah a few hours away from an automatic transmission or a cheeseburger and we start getting antsy
>>71616092
smells more like dogshit desu.
I use to eat a lot of hersheys until i found way better like ritter sport.
>>71616576
yes it is.
>>71617837
>>71617907
can confirm that lindt in america is terrible waxy cheap chocolate, even the more expensive versions are terrible.
Fuck yeah
>>71617549
>>71617694
>>71617825
>>71617962
There is no country in Europe that feeds cattle on material they literally cannot digest. Only the USA does that. Grass-fed cattle are standard in Europe, not something special, not something unique, not something you have to go hunting for.
So dry your tears of impotent rage and try again - assuming the recombinant bovine growth hormone hasn't given you permanent mental retardation.
>>71619009
>Goldenberg's
KIKE ATTACK
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No American with a brain defends hershey's chocolate as "good". We know it's shit, but poor people love the affordability more than the taste. Plebs need their treats too.
>>71619095
Peanut Jews
Someone shoop it
>>71616092
>Be Finnish
>Be literally shit
>Only able to brag about cheese and chocolate
>Be too stupid to realize Americans aren't dirt poor socialist cucks giving all their money to shitskins and can afford to ship things from around the world
http://www.amazon.com/Karl-Fazer-Original-Finnish-Chocolate/dp/B00F3W6EFA/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1461235494&sr=8-1&keywords=karl+fazer
See you on the moon, faggot.
Oh wait
>>71619015
You sound like the retarded one. We have the same thing you have but I guarantee it's cheaper. Stay cucked.
>>71619168
It's my favorite chocolate. Not because its cheap but because i hate chocolate. But the diference in flavor between "real" chocolate and Hershey's is enough for me to actually enjoy it
Look at all these Americans getting massively triggered over their processed foods. Very redpilled, yes.
>>71619015
(citation needed)
why are you getting so heated about food? did your mom forget to spike your hot pockets with xanax again?
Norway has the best milk chocolate. Milka is also decent.
>>71619365
How were those decades and decades of communist rule, Ruskie?
>>71616092
So that's it? That's all it takes to trigger an AmeriWhale?
>HURRDURR BUT YOU EAT SHIT TOO SO OUR SHIT IS LESS SHITTY JDIEBDUDNEDJRN
Are you all tired for your night shift or something?
>candy
You're all manchildren. You'll be the first to go on el dia de la ropa.
>>71619515
>Literally all it takes to trigger a Eurocuck
![71RDcAY6pHL._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AsOO6jM.jpg "71RDcAY6pHL._SL1500_[1].jpg")
>>71619657
fuck off spic
bow down to your milka overlords
>>71618391
>>71618480
You mongoloids mean nothing to the rest of the world. You'd be russias bitch if it weren't for the US.
Hershey's is the best chocolate. The wrapper looks like what is inside. My dad used to buy me Hershey's bars when I was a kid. I want to kill myself.
>>71619490
same as it ever was, same as it will ever be
>>71616092
Fun fact: The reason that began was because of rations during WWII. It's the same reason we eat a lot of the processed shit we do. Our factories shifted over to ration-tier shit and never switched back because Americans became accustomed to it. Regardless, we don't claim to have the best chocolate. We all know Belgians make the best. We do make the best pizza though, according to the World Pizza Championship that occurs in Italy.
>>71619515
Aren't italians all nigger rape children. Fuck you and your quadroon whore of a mother!
American candy is usually shittier because we have tarrifs on sugar that make sugar more expensive here so most of our off the shelf candy is made in other countries and the stuff that is made here uses corn sizurp and ghetto processes to make up for it.
Don't think we can't get all of your fancy euro chocolate, though.
>>71616092
>It's kosher!
M80, most things are kosher that are mass produced. It's a relatively easy certification to get, and it also counts as halal.
>>71619739
Milka is the cheapest bar, only 32500₫ while Ritter Sport is 41000₫ and Lindt is 72000₫
>All these Amis talking about how Europeans have nothing but sweets and food to brag about
>Still get so insanely butthurt about it
What gives?
>>71619384
>did your mom forget to spike your hot pockets with xanax again?
Underrated kek
>>71616092
Amerifat here.
Hersheys is literally the last chocolate I would eat. Most European chocolates are far better.
>>71616092
>tfw only eat "white" chocolate because I am white too
>people keep telling me that it's not real chocolate
THEN WHY DOES IT CLEARLY SAY "CHOCOLATE" ON THE PACKAGING
fucking memes ruining my sugary snacking experience
>Any foreign brand
>good
>Implying Fazer isn't God Tier
>>71619748
>You mongoloids mean nothing to the rest of the world. You'd be russias bitch if it weren't for the US.
telling that to the one fucking nation whitch won a war against the soviets and isn't in nato just kill yourself
>>71622753
>won a war
lost
read a book
>>71617132
Thats because Butyric acid is the chemical that causes puke to smell like puke. And they add it to chocolate. Lel
>>71619974
Yeah. Corn syrup and artificial flavouring. Candy in the US either tastes like nothing, such as twizzlers or tastes like air freshener such as mike & ikes
>>71616667
>You probably eat rotten fish.
Thats Sweden. Go back to school José!
>>71616576
>talk to steam friend
>mention we don't have hersheys in Germany
>he is all like WAAAAT
>insists on sending me one
>alrighty why not
>package arrives one week later
>he sent me like 20 chocolate bars
>woohoo meme chocolate
>open one
>it's kind of sour
>uhh this one has gone bad
>open another
>same sour after-taste
>google it
>it supposed to taste like that
>wat
>steam buddy is all like AND DID YOU LIKE :D???
>don't have the heart to tell him that they were disgusting and I threw them away
>>71617544
Outta my way, Cadbury's fuckin shits!
>>71622753
>won a war
Strategic victory, but definitely lost the war. Though by all means the Soviets weren't willing to continue the attack due to the massive losses they took in the final weeks.
>>71623207
>tfw never had a steamfriend
how can I into?
>tfw Anericans saying we don't just eat cheese and bread and lots of meat
>raised in an immigrant family and most of my diet is cheese and bread
There are good cheeses from the pastuerization process, I think anyway. Most cheese here sucks.
>eating chocolate or candy at all
>>71623319
They're all shit
>>71622753
Silly Poland. That flag belongs to Finland, not Afghanistan.
>>71623362
wanna be steamfriends
>>71623645
neither do I you fucking mongoloid
Where does Toblerone fall on this chocolate train? I never had a problem with Hershey until I tasted that.
>>71623726
Go eat another processed burger :^)
>>71616092
>be European
>be assaulted with shitty tasting food for whole life
>at least chocolate is good.jpg
>get a hold of american chocolate
>ITS MILK CHOCOLATE? OY VEY, MUST BE GARBAGE, BECAUSE IM FROM EUROPE AND WE KNOW CHOCOLATE HAHA, NOT THOSE DUMB AMERICANS
>opens hershey bar
>taste the gods
>my life is a lie.png
>..........
>AMERICAN CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE PUKE GUISE
>>71617962
> Organic, Free range
> Monsanto Grain
You do realize you're being ripped off, right? Free range doesn't mean anything. What you're getting is factory farmed beef with a 10 foot by 20 foot fenced area outside the barn that cows can technically walk into. That's the legal definition of "free range".
You should never buy meat unless you've visited the farm. If you live in a city, you just need to accept there is no quality food in your area. Pollution does that.
>>71619015
Your "beef" is grassfed because it's actually horse
>>71623349
eating sweets is degenerate behavior
>>71623729
Bland tourist shit.
>>71616092
Pretty sure European chocolate is kosher as well.
Mongolian chocolate too.
>>71624057
Sounds to me like any chocolate that doesn't give you diabetes per serving is unacceptable to your choconation
>had plenty of chocolates from Switzerland, Germany, Italy, etc.
>really nothing special
Best chocolate ive had recently came from an Amish chocolatier. I guess their origins are Swiss/German but it's being made over here in the US
>>71616092
I heard about how our chocolate actually tastes like shit to non Americans.
Where can I order real chocolate?
>>71624243
Any chocolate that doesn't taste like cocoa, milk/cream and sugar and doesn't melt properly in your mouth.
Tbh a tiny bar of good chocolate to accompany a cup of coffee every now and then.
If it tastes like diabetes it's murrican and made to be consumed in portions of American "cups"
>>71623878
DELETE THIS NOW
Fuggg. I love the brown jew.
>>71623207
Yeah, uh ask for
>Butterfingers
>Charleston Chew
>Reese's
>His favorite candy bar
It's kinda like sending smarties to Americans, like you can, but why?
That explain why when I cooked up this American Hershey's cake mix that I got from a $2 store. It smelt like spew, and had a sour bad taste.
The fuck?
>>71616092
I ate Hershey's in Korea and Japan but I can't remember a sour after taste. All I remember is sweetness penetrating my butthole and no chocolate taste at all. Just sugar
>tfw all chocos people give me in my entire life are Ikeas
I feel like a trashcan for unwanted stuff.
>>71619234
>buttblast x 10
Kek
>imports stuff from another countries because local products are shit
Top kek
>>71623729
Toblerone is the most unergonomic chocolate ever invented.
The taste is pretty mediocre.
>>71624057
Medpack, tell me about the good stuff.
>>71616092
I went to California for two weeks recently and tried American chocolate/Hershey's and it was so disgusting I had to search around for some cadburys chocolate to eat instead, which was super expensive over there. What the fuck.
>>71623573
Sure buddy!
>>71616092
>eating chocolate at all
>>71619015
Grass-fed for steaks, grain-fed for barbecue. (grain-fed gives more fat that works better for slow cooking)
>>71616092
>american """"""""""food""""""""""
I tried the KitKat by Hershey's, it is exactly the same taste as Kitkat by Nestle.
Haven't tried any other yet since it's hard to get that brand in this country.
>>71619748
They beaten russia once already...
>>71630724
no! ... this can't be real?!?
it must be some prank?
>>71631510
This guy has his own """"""""cooking"""""""" Youtube channel.
Don't remember the name, but /ck/ can probably help you. He's a meme there.
>>71629080
And grainfed lets you have some of that sweet sweet Mycotoxins because the way you store your grains.
>>71624981
Why the fuck would people send smarties to americans
>sugarchalk
Not even once
>mfw seeing kids smoke them
>>71623128
Fuck off blonde chink. Slant eyed faggot.
>>71632252
Smarties are more akin to m&m's in other countries, and they taste more like what other countries are used to chocolate tasting like. So, they taste like gritty fucking garbage.
>>71622753
Good call you slavic scumbag.
>>71617549
not missing out. really doesnt taste that good
>>71623645
how about now
>>71633485
Don't be friends with that slant eyed moron.
Lindt is pretty based, can you buy that in Ameriland?
>>71634382
Reminder that if you eat less that 80% cocoa chocolate you are fucking degenerate low IQ plebs and need to get off this board
>>71616092
Say what you want but Hershey's taste far better than any other chocolate you can produce no matter where it's from.
Is it much worse for you? All things that taste good are, that's just a given
Literally every Eurocuck nation is shit at chocolate except for Belgians and Germans
Now go back to cucking yourselves out of existence while you import all of your tech from Japan and slap made in Finland stickers on them
t. an ex-medical technician
>>71622753
But you lost kek
And Finland is the only one to technically beat Russiastan
