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God save the queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
Die soon bitch.
test
>>71613867
I've never understood that saying
,explain please britbro
>>71614084
this
>>71614084
fpbp
Happy Birthday Ma'am
May you forever rule over the fuzzy wuzzies.
>>71614208
She's your Queen and head of state too Canada, show some respect!
god save the queen
>>71614191
Effectively the same as "live long and prosper".
>>71613867
its your sayin God save the Queen we can´t ...its a saying of british force ?
>>71614084 but its better to have a Monarrch than a phony democratic system ...
and this is just a coincident that der Führer has his b-day yeasterday
LONG lLIVE THE F...ehm QUEEN
>>71614677
it's a kike monarchy
I'd rather have a goyim mob rule over me than a stinking arrogant kike
>>71614737
Sour grapes.
>>71614084
fuck off and god bless
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUR MAJESTY!
So what happened to the king? There was never one?
>>71613867
Cool Cake Nadya.......
>>71614737
The old gal, 90 years old and still triggering Johnny Foreigner.
>>71613867
>Be anglo ruler
>be Germanic
kek
>>71614805
I swear to god if her teeth fall out I'm holding all niggers responsibele
>mfw she makes commies mad everyday
Confound their politics indeed your majesty.
>>71614845
>be anglo
>be germanic
dude are you dumb?
Happy Birthday Lizzie
>>71614737
and the years under Stalin dont vanished without a trace and you could have been like 1600 ...
>>71614853
paying respects the the ghost of corbyn's hopes and dreams
>>71613867
I'm American, but I've always wanted to say this.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>71613867
The queen is a cunt whore
I hope she chokes on her paki cake
Death to england.
>>71614799
Husband is based prince consort Philip.
You don't get to be King if you marry a queen but you do get to be queen if you marry a King
>>71614906
go fuck your nigger president
>>71614922
Oh so her father never had son, then you will only get a king when she dies and her son takes the crown?
>>71614864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor
you are ruled by Germans. Top lel
>>71613867
Harpy Endday Lizard
>>71614883
stalin was a faggot too
komrade.
and russia paid the price for it....are still paying today
>>71614922
Ahh the Duke, gives zero fucks. Would defo go for a pint with him.
>>71614967
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succession_to_the_British_throne#Current_line_of_succession
>>71614900
Based Britbro.
DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!
>>71614891
there is nothing more to do..
the band is dead Freddy Mercury past away sorry to deceive hopes...
>>71614888
Nice trips anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzb5QABCmak
CONFOUND THEIR POLITICS
FRUSTRATE THEIR KNAVISH TRICKS
>>71613867
she needs to die soon
she led the greatest empire the world has seen since the Roman Empire into ruin
before her the rulers of Britain were stoic, awe inspiring gentleman who stood against whatever they faced during their reign, like King George VI during The world wars
this cunt however seems completely out of it, having tea and crumpets and playing with her corgis whilst the barbarian horde are smashing down the gates of the castle
and what the fuck is this shit about not touching her? do they think if you do you are going to mess up the puppet strings that makes her do that wave? id give her a good ol slap on the back and a handshake; hell it would be the most contact shes gotten in 60 years
>>71614852
Extra Calcium Cake....?
8/10 would still fuk
>>71613867
Does she have any kind of real power now? Why are british still giving money to the Royal family when they actually don't have any real power.
>>71613867
Welp I'm hard now!
>>71614922
Only because there's no position of King Consort, where Queen Consort is expected. Queen Regent is rare, but possible.
Basically, King always outranks Queen.
>>71614972
>you are ruled by Jews
Sadly Parliament does the ruling, old boy.
>>71614799
checked, and you can't be called a king if you marry a queen, because kings are more powerful than queens. Instead her husband, Charles is called a prince consort.
I think when William and Katherine get to the throne then they'll be king and queen because William is the heir.
>>71614995
>This guy is next in line
Might as well skip him, he might die just a few years later.
>>71614996
Probably a paki or a millennial Scot.
The Queen is our heritage, our culture. Remove her and you destroy what little we have in terms of our national identity
>>71615011
>she led
False. The Hebrew House of Commons are the ones who fucked up the Commonwealth.
>>71615045
>Instead her husband, Charles
Lel, Phillip, bro.
And yea, there's confusion about if Camilla will be queen or princess because of other legal stuff.
>>71615025
she basically rule the world along with her pack of slavemasters
>>71615036
still, their beloved monarch is German
>>71614084
>>71614173
>>71614195
>>71614208
>>71614677
>>71614737
>>71614805
>>71614845
>>71614996
>>71614997
No one gives a fuck what a bunch of foreigners and traitors think of our Queen. When will you retards realise this?
>>71615099
kek, oops, thanks colonist
>>71614972
what if I told you we wuz germans n shiet?
then would you get a clue?
>>71615120
So are they.
>>71615094
Im English, and the cunt queen is letting us be colonised by third world vermin.
Fuck the queen and fuck you, you autistic little slime.
>>71613867
how did that bitch out live so many president's?
>>71615132
Fuck the queen in her rancid old arsehole
>>71615082
can't skip him, he's one of us
>>71614922
wtf equality?
>>71613867
Hope this bitch dies soon.
>>71615161
we have lots more experience fighting jews
>>71615132
But we'll make you give a fuck,like it or not, anglo scum
your power tripping days are over, there're new global power now, and we choose them over YOU!
>>71613867
Die already old bitch.
There is only one queen for me.
>>71615167
Stay bitter republicuck.
>kike Queen of degenarate pedofile elit
>ma'am
REKT
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
>>71615161
A president is just a man, the Queen is royalty.
>>71615025
its better to have a monarch than a phony demactratic system you know the one will die with the family if something goes wrong the other go and leave the country...
>>71615139
>>71615140
>Be England
>fight against Germany in WW1
>fight against Germany in WW2
>lose empire
>cuck the West forever
>We wuz Germans all along!
wew laddies
>>71615245
Thanks burger.
>>71615094
>Remove her and you destroy what little we have in terms of our national identity
What? Cuckoldry?
Get off your knees and stop groveling before a monarch.
I'd be proud to call the United Republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland an ally.
>>71615291
You're a special kind of stupid
>>71615215
Don't you have some refugees to be worshipping instead of getting all flustered over another country's traditions?
>>71615224
looks like she is gazing at the muscular black body of her gardener below.
>>71615224
She was ugly even when she was young
Anglos have some trash-tier genetics 2bh
>>71615291
be Italy >back-stabber in word war
>>71615344
She's wondering what that brown fellow is doing shitting on the street below.
>>71615361
Their faces are banged up but British chicks are god tier titcows.
ITT: triggered yurocucks, americunts and pajeets.
>>71615322
Disgusting. She's the head of state for any countries, has served her commonwealth for her entire life as a dedicated servant and ruler both. Our finest ambassador and a shiny example of Britishness. But she doesn't run the country, you would do well to learn more about what she brings to our nations.
>>71615252
who are these guys?
>>71615291
>Anglo-Saxon
>Angeln
>Saxony
We wuz Germanics & shiiet
>>71615400
yurop is a continent of treacherous backstabbers and judases
history shows it does not pay off to play by the rules or hold any sympathy for political relationships, not in this part of the world.
it's all a matter of who stabs who in the back.
it's all a question of who fucks who over.
heinz
>>71615336
not an argument
>>71615400
>implying I'm shitalian
>>71614853
She's actually supposed to be quite left wing.
She hated thatcher for her politics and personality.
>>71615150
> English
Ok Tamwar Masood
>>71615510
the pope's fuccbois
>>71615342
Nah i'm just shitposting. I don't care about the old hag.
Just remember if Prussia would have supported you in the independence war instead of allying with Russia everything could have turned out differently.
>>71615546
so you're a nigger?
>>71615554
Is that the name of the black cunt making her cake today?
>>71615550
To be fair Thatcher was kind of Abrasive.
>>71614972
Where the fuck do you think Anglo Saxons come from
You fucking prat
>>71615560
haha obama is a fuk boi
>>71614370
She can die in hell
>>71615575
No, I'm African, not a nigger
>>71615658
She will rot in the earth soon.
>>71615583
She's our girl M8......
>>71615550
Thatcher stayed in power for way too long. She should've did her economic dirty work and left.
>>71615504
>She's the head of state for any countries,
in name only, symbolic
>has served her commonwealth for her entire life
again symbolic, she hasnt done shit for anyone
>Our finest ambassador
finest moneymaker is more like it
>shiny example of Britishness
you dont know how spot on you are with this one:
>totally ineffectual
>no real power anymore
>smile and wave whilst your country burns
>smile and wave
>she doesn't run the country
she could be a stoic figure and shape politics subtly by endorsing politicians that uphold british values, etc. But shes too busy drinking her corgis and playing with her tea
>>71613867
trudeau save the queen
>>71615671
>african
>not a nigger
a liar
>>71615708
She's a qt.. Nudes?
>>71615011
You are abosuktely right maple nigger.
The queen is not thought to be the brightest of sparks. Many who have worked for or near her have commented that she is not the most intelligent of women and a life of regimented luxury has left her even further stunted mentally.
She only really cares for horse and corgis.
And as you said, she presided over the dismantling of the greatest empire in world history.
Many people wonder why we don't hear much about her and why she doesn't engage.
It's because she's fucking clueless.
Based Charles will
Be different.
God Save the Queen! Hopefully one day all Anglos will live united and free with our rightful sovereign.
my dad told me a good story the other day about his friend's son's friend who's a special forces guy who was the queens bodyguard a few years ago
>Queen is in regular clothes with one bodyguard going for a walk near one of her palaces
>two American tourists are walking by but dont recognize her
>they stop and ask her if it's true the Queen has a castle nearby
>she says yes
>they ask if they can go and visit it
>she tells them it's not open to the public as the Queen is actually staying there at the moment
>they ask if she's ever met the Queen
>she smiles and says not exactly
>they ask her bodyguard presuming he is just her grandson or something
>he says he has
>they ask what she's like
>he says "she's nice but as she's getting old she can be a bit cantankerous"
>they laugh and go on their way
>Queen leans over to her bodyguard and whispers "I wont let you forget that one young man!"
Queen of Banter tbqh
>>71615771
What is it about that cunt that everyone loves?
I guess it's useless to resist.
>>71615840
And then Rotherham happened.
>>71615822
>Anglos will live united and free with our rightful sovereign.
lol thats not going to happen
and why is that?
yous are sloppy and reckless colonists.
>>71615806
she's always been a lefty.
liberal; she lets parliament do whatever.
she may express concern when parliament starts doing really dangerous things but otherwise stays a partisan
that much I can disagree with, and only pray that Based Charles steps up the Monarch game.
>>71615658
>>71615679
Brings more money into the country, has a huge successful business in the the form of the Crown estate. Is living history, knows more about the United Kingdom than any ambassador, her family serve in the military.
I'm genuinely curious, what do you have against the royals that doesn't sound like what Bernie supporters do attacking trump with buzz words.
>>71615840
Or your Dad is a liar and this was a story in the daily mail a couple days ago.
>>71615803
Not everybody out there is as degenerate as we are dude.....
>>71613867
Long live the Queen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtKJCIeozQ8
>>71615952
SICK JAPAN
>>71615941
>being above politics makes you a lefty
You're talking shit mate.
>>71615798
racist
>>71615972
you can go fuck yourself with a russian missile
>>71614922
Wasn't this to do with Mary QoS lusting after some spanish cock?
>>71615942
Typical britkike obsessed with shekels
BRITAIN IS BECOMING AN ISLAMIC COUNTRY UNDER HER WATCH WITHOUT A FIGHT YOU GROVVELING CUUCKOLD
>>71613867
Kill the Lizard
>>71615946
link so I can bust his balls for it
Rule Britannia
>>71616065
>blaming her for what parliament is doing
Retards really don't understand the monarchy in Britain do they?
>>71616022
it's never been much about being above it. She's just a lefty.
Correlation, no causation, if that.
She's a lefty, and some family members thing she should stop being one.
What're you gonna do?
> ITT people who don't know how The Queen and the governments of her countries work together.
She is not allowed to get involved in politics, if any kind. Neither was her father nor will her successors.
>>71616065
yurop is a cancer
islam is the answer
first we deal with the anglko bastard
then we deal; with pissrael.
permanently
>>71616139
The Queen does have quite a lot of direct influence over the PM. If the Queen asked you to do or not to do something I believe it would influence your decision.
>>71616139
She can declare war on Islam at any time and the army will remove kebab
>>71616139
well desu the monarchy could actually still have an influence; but it has under queenie stayed out of politics altogether
I guess it stops them being a scapegoat of who-to-blame when things go wrong
>>71616159
Don't worry mate, maybe some retarded yank will believe your utter bullshit.
AYY YO, What if she picked up the phone and just heard *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpppfffffttpffftpffftpffffffftppphhphhh~
>>71613867
so she's born one day after oncle Adolf ?
God bless the queen !
>>71616213
I do love this little fact- the army is sworn to the monarchy not the state
>>71615952
>>71615952
Oh i thought the dude was you
>>71616231
so if she's not a lefty, then what is she?
>>71616275
>so she's born
reptilians hatch out of eggs.
>>71613867
How big of a deal will it be when she keels over?
>>71616350
oh cut your envious crap
>>71615150
>queen is letting
You mean Parliament.
>>71615291
Ethnicity =/= nationality. For example, just because you're posting from Italy doesn't stop you being Ethiopian. And other Italians are fairly German due to the Lombards/Normans.
>>71616369
a day off werk
>>71614268
That's pretty fucking based.
>>71615942
>Brings money into the country
Holy shit, you are gullible
Monarchy is a drain on the taxpayer money, you are basically mantaining a full family of very expensive neets who can get another million pounds whenever they want, and the law protects them, if you are going to spew tourism memes, people would rather visit empty palaces instead of most rooms being restricted
>Is living history and knows more than any embassador
Any historyfag can do such a thing, where is their law impunity and infinite money?
>Her family serve in the military
How many of them have been in a warzone? How many times did they win against all odds?
Being given by your relativr a place in command in the army doesn't mean shit
Fuck the muhnarchy
>>71616334
A righty retard. Like normal people..
See even Koalas know
>>71616426
Clueless. Just because you're still butthurt over Gibraltar don't try and take out on the greatest royal family on the planet.
>>71616500
why would an american shitpost with a picture of a koala.... unless you weren't really american?!
>>71616417
I always imagined it being like when dear leader died in North Korea.
>>71615025
She actually has a shit ton of power, she just chooses not to use it. If the government ever became noticably corrupt or incompetent, she could intervene.
>>71614084
t. prince charles
>>71616586
This
>>71616568
our country is always werk werk werk
holidays are shit. bank holidays are slowly dying out too.
I reckon a good number of institutions would say "still show up" when she croaks
>>71615658
>die in hell
>die
>in hell
Your English needs some work, Mao.
>>71615767
>But shes too busy drinking her corgis and playing with her tea
Her Majesty works around the clock with tonnes of shite for the country, and you clearly don't understand how Parliament works.
>>71616229
>well desu the monarchy could actually still have an influence
Not without pissing off Parliament who could go full Cromwell.
>>71616426
>Monarchy is a drain on the taxpayer money
An uneducated Spaniard? Shocker.
The Crown Estates bring in about £200m/yr. The monarchy gets £30m back.
>How many of them have been in a warzone?
Most. Princes William and Henry were ventilating Muslims in Afghanistan until recently.
post yfw Queenie croaks before Brexit, and Charles steps in and says "out"
>>71616684
parliament aren't the most popular, famalam.
>actually not liking the queen
Get out Reddit.
>>71616657
We need to make St Georges day a national holiday.
>>71616093
here you go m8. Don't worry most Dad make up bullshit stiries
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3545513/Tourists-didn-t-recognise-Queen-left-tiara-home.html
>>71616586
Not only that, she has weekly meetings with the PM, the power to declare war is also officially in her hands.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_spider_memos
Also read this and decide for yourself whether the royal family don't get involved in british policy making decisions.
>>71616684
Harry, not Henry, but totally agree with you
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>71615671
>No, I'm African, not a nigger
Did you read your post before posting?
Knowing nigger's literacy rates I'm surprised you're even able to get past the captcha.
>>71613867
I wish you and yours burn in hell, Cunt. Happy B'day.
>>71613867
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
BRITONS WILL NEVER BE SLAVES
>>71616725
True, but they're in bed with the media, so popular opinion could be swayed by them.
>>71616768
>Harry, not Henry
You might want to double check that, old boy.
>>71616750
That and the food tasting thing were absolutely adorable.
>>71616768
Allah replace that old kike hag with a sultanate.
>>71615972
Holy fuck.
Fuck off cunt.
DELETE THIS
Constitutional Monarchy is a must for the retarded 3rd world shitholes to keep democratic mobs in check. For Britain I think it is an unnecessary thing, it only exists because muh tradition. I do wish we had a monarch though.
>>71616862
Hey Piotr my toilets still clogged up, fix it you muppet!
>>71616906
>I do wish we had a monarch though.
Got that from your first sentence.
Jokes aside, it's needed to keep plutarchs in check more than the mobs.
>>71613867
She'll be fine
>>71616923
I'll fix your anglo skull with a nice bullet if I ever run into an arrogant anglo shitbag like you.
>>71614972
We ran out of non-Catholic heirs a few hundred years back, and the Succession Acts state that a filthy, degenerate Catholic can never hold the crown.
So when Anne died in 1705 they looked down the long list of relations and found the House of Hanover.
Then a century and a bit later Victoria married Albert of Saxe Coburg and Gotha.
Such a surname wasn't acceptable in ww1, so they changed the name to the House of Windsor.
We're still effectively ruled by the line descended from George I, though, though it wasn't always a direct succession from parent to child.
>>71615919
>slav
>calling whites sloppy
>>71613867
Jesus Christ how old is this bitch now?
>>71616906
No, it is completely necessary.
If we didn't have her we would be just like America, electing in a corrupt politician to be dictator for 4-10 years.
God save the Queen.
>>71617039
Did you buy that pea shooter to bring an end to the misery of living in a 3rd world shithole that everyone is trying to escape when they have the ability to do so?
>>71613867
Happy Birthday Ma'am
Money we can be proud of!
>>71617033
Plutarch himself is long dead anzac, let the dude chill in peace.
The rich are already tamed and educated. An ottoman sultan at least would satisfy the dumb conservatives even though he himself would probably not a religious man himself (given the family pic i posted) and instead of trying to force islam-sharia law the fuckers could circlejerk about their sultan as brits do with their queen here.
>>71615082
>>71615171
He doesn't want to be king anyway, next in line is William and his fit missus as king and queen
>>71613867
Happy Birthday, still praying for the return of an absolute monarchy and a stronger britain
>>71617223
he can suck it up and deal with it
>>71617134
>le stinky french and his nigger infested turd world calling the kettle black.
>>71617211
>Plutarch himself is long dead
Dohoho.
But yea, I concur with the rest of your post.
qt af desu
Allah bless the Queen, brother.
>>71617395
that's a lot of slashes.
Looks like you're on a list.
Watch out, bro.
>ITT:
>>71617417
nothing could possibly offend me now that I have seen this image
>>71614268
tbf I am also terrified when a woman is driving me around.
>>71613867
>FUCK THE QUEEN
>LONG MAY THE KING REIGN
>ALL HAIL THE KING
The IRA unfortunately never managed to get her.
But the did get mountbatten.
>>71617516
Probably paid off by the Windsors.
>>71617166
>money has traitors on it
>country full of non-whites
>most whites are krauts
please save me
>>71615025
It's said she can sink Argentinian naval vessels with her regal gaze.
>>71617620
how's your accent?
If it's not florida painful you should be fine
just don't sue us for too much banter
>>71615161
God saves her.
Mods give sticky
>>71616818
Oh, I didn't know Harry was a shorthand for Henry, and that's his real name. I stand corrected. Thanks for being a good sport old chap!
>>71615161
living off goyim neetbux not working a day in your life greatly extend your life expectancy.
>>71616231
Yeah it's not really a secret if you're interested in the royals.
Charles might be different.
He will definitely intervene into public life more. He already is with the black spider memos, but on top of that he has said his rule will be different. More engaged.
He's just got to wait for his mother to die first.
Based Charles will be good. He's waited a long time. He's seen the kingdom
Downgraded over his mothers rule. He's going to ruffle some feathers.
>>71616369
Massive. Its going to cost us billions
>>71614268
based as fuck God save the Queen.
How do we now Prince Charles is really British?
He's been waiting 65 years for the rain to end.
>>71618281
just fuck my sides up
Fuck off you old irrelevant hag
>>71617857
No worries. I was confused as hell when we performed Importance of Being Earnest in highschool and Jack/John/James kept switching up.
>>71618321
fuck off kike
>>71617417
Perpetual butthurt.
Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth
>>71617325
>french
>battle
Piotr you don't understand how we works apparently. We are called the sonic of wars ( GONNA RUN FAST )
>>71618373
Shut the fuck up you ugly disgusting brit
>>71613867
Long Live the Queen.
>>71618466
>hook nosed kike calling anyone ugly
Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth
>>71618281
In orbit
>>71618359
Jack, John and James are interchangeable?! I kinda knew about jack and john but james aswell?
>>71618522
>rat faced Brit calling anyone ugly
>>71618462
>le stinky surrender monkey addresses me again
>>71618281
noice
>>71613867
have a republic already the middle ages are over m8
>>71618466
>>71615342
this image made my day anon
>>71618603
I'm a Christian Slav though lmfao
>>71615178
Actually, weirdly, its sexist against women. See the idea was that there is no way that if the bloke became king that he wouldnt seize power and control.
I was to limit the control the men could have over the weak and feeble women. Women could become queens because as Henry VIII proved, you could just lop off their heads.
And thus the tradition continues to this day.
Tl;dr. Women are too incompitent and weak to not let a man rule them
So the crown estates... How is that not just land, property and assets that form our nations cultural heritage and rightfully belongs to the British people?
Was this land not taken by force through feudalism? What's the benefit of the queen owning this stuff and getting a fat paycheck at the end of the year vs the British government owning it and keeping all the money for the treasury?
>>71615504
>our finest ambassador
What are her accomplishments as ambassador? Or do you just mean as a face of the country?
>>71619017
Because it's not a communist country where you can just take shit from citizens? Especially when all the profit from it DOES go into Parliament's coffers.
The queen of England doesn't have any real significant authority anymore, which is as it should be. But I love the fact that the monarchy represents a life of class, dignity, and obligation. On a personal level, Elizabeth Windsor is the most admirable female on the planet and one of the most admirable humans alive today.
Happy Birthday, your Majesty!
Name someone else who has been in the public eye for as long as she has and had only one public relations fuck up, I.e Dianas death
One major fuck up in 90 years.
I'm no monarchist, but thats impressive
>>71614208
>>71615658
>canada
>>71619017
Fuck off commie. Just because you live in a two up two down doesn't mean other people can't own and inherit land.
>>71619116
> what is the commonwealth?
She is the head and champion of the above, has shepherded it from a few countries up to its present day 53. They collectively contain a quarter of the worlds population.
If someone asks for her crowning work this wouldn't be a bad choice.
>>71619017
But they do belong to us. As does the crown and various other royal trappings.
>>71619188
was no way to control it either
>>71620146
This is what people don't get. The Queen is ours, her possessions are not her own, they belong to the estate.
She is as much in servitude as she is a ruler. A huge burden on steady God-empress shoulders.
>>71613867
Happy birthday and many more!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>Unironically liking a German lizard welfare leech
>>71621667
>welfare leech
She'd pay oodles more tax than you, bro. At like 500%, too.
>>71613867
She's dying today. She has Ms. Hussain baking her a cake
>>71621667
Being this much of a traitor.
>>71621667
I've spoken with a few imams, and to a man they agree, the prophet condemned shitposting in all its forms.
So it is written.
>>71621889
She's the traitor faggot. Under her reign Britain has became unrecognisable.
>>71621667
Have a good day you hideous scum-sucking parasite.
>>71621827
Something like this? http://www.historicfood.com/Orleans%20bombe.htm
>>71621961
Take it to the people (Parliament) who actually did it then, you duped fool.
>>71621760
She takes in much more than she pays out. Literally dependent on state handouts, no different from LaShanqwa.
>>71614972
lol an Italian thinks he has a better head of state than us.
>>71622065
>She takes in much more than she pays out.
But that's wrong, Mohammed. Her Majesty pays around £200m/yr, and gets back £30m/yr (£40m?)
>>71622065
Those were very convincing sources. My opinion has been changed!
>>71622004
I will, thank you.
Keep worshiping your lizard masters, make sure to pay your tax on time though! Harry's pissups in Vegas don't pay for themselves! Pip pip now
>>71613867
Hey the queen and I are birthday buddies?
First round's on me, ma'am.
>>71616031
Basically. They came up with the system to make sure Elizabeth (the first) got the throne not some Catholic fuckwit.
If brits started baconating their water, like us Americans, youd solve the >>71622199 problem pretty fast.
>>71622153
She actually takes in something like £300m a year. Not just her of course, her whole inbred family.
To be honest she is a pretty shit tier sovereign. What one lets their entire realm go through dissolution without firing a single shot to prevent it.
>>71615658
toronto pls go
>>71614084
She will outlive you.
>>71622337
Yes, and then it's all given to Parliament, who then give Her (the Windsor family as a whole) a wage of £30-40m. That's how the Crown Estates work. You might want to remember this if you ever try to go for citizenship. But i guess "refugee" status is more profitable.
>>71619308
We will "man up" when you "woman up". What's that? You want to work full time jobs and smoke cock all day? Ok. Well, I want to play video games all day and fuck tinder whores.
So we'll both be immature shits.
But seriously, I genuinely feel for the good women who cannot find a decent man to care for them. Women when they are young I think struggle to see potential. You don't understand your role as nurturers and how you can help a young man be great. And conversely, young men don't understand their roles as protectors and providers and how they can help a young woman become a loving wife and mother.
But whatever. I know you've taken the easy way out. I know you're already at least five boyfriends and 10 dicks in, and frankly for a good husband that's 10 dicks too far.
You blew it. And I bet you can even name they who was right for you right now, but you were too much of a shallow pleb to make something of it.
Hope those dicks were worth it.
>>71622355
One held hostage by Jews in the House of Commons and the media.
>>71613867
Did anyone watch that Sky News debate of "Does Britain need the Queen? at around 11amish?
A filthy fucking muslim migrant had the cheek to say "As an immigrant I don't believe a monarchy is suitable in this day and age and I've spoken to my Asian and African friends who agree, we should elect presidents who have no power but representative of the people like Lennie Henry for example to show they too could be a figurehead of this nation"
WE(right wing in general) FUCKING WARNED THEM. WHEN MUSLIMS APPROACH 10% POPULATION AND NON WHITES 20% OF A NATION THEY START PUSHING TO CHANGE IT TO THEIR WAYS.
I raged and still am. My grandfathers for the last 900 years didn't fight for this shit.
>>71622464
£40m a year for waving at retards and eating paki cakes, nice work if you can get it...
Btw fuck off with that jibe you bogan ape, I'm British born and bred doesn't mean I want to be cucked by inbred lizards.
>>71622591
>for waving at retards and eating paki cakes
Her Majesty is one of the hardest workers in the Kingdom, apparently. Far more to the job than just that shite.
Not that She needs to, given that Parliament is still stealing Her income and giving Her a pittance back.
>I'm British born and bred
Hah, sure thing Corbyn. British people tend not to be as ignorant as you.
>>71614922
dat hourglass figure tho
>>71614900
>>71614996
You don't deserve to be British.
>>71622591
You're most likely a deluded millennial cuck. Sponging off this country for decades giving nothing back.
>>71622957
>worships old lizard
>calls me a cuck
the lizard meme needs to go
>>71613867
Happy 90th Birthday your Majesty
>>71614972
Friendly reminder that we have Renzi, M5S and Mr. Berlusconi.
>>71623166
Kill yourself hun shit
>>71623211
Hun?
>>71622591
Fuck off, you paki cunt.
God save the Queen
>tfw one day based Queenie wont be protecting the British Isles any longer
>>71613867
>this triggers the Corbyn
>>71623431
fingers crossed for Charlie
Happy birthday grandma!
>>71623211
Ok so I googled it and got the just.
You should just keep your smelly Glasgow memes to yourself paki.
Best day for it to arrive
>>71613867
confound their politics
frustrate their knavish tricks
I wonder whom this is about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
1min 30
>>71614922
Duchess of Cambridge won't be Queen when William takes the throne though. She'll be a consort.
The order of succession when the Queen dies will be:
King(Charles unless gives it up for William)>King(William)>King(George)>Queen(Charlotte)
>>71614799
He died. The Queen was crowned.
Phillip our based "gives no shits" Greek prince is consort and gave up a career in the Royal Navy(which he served in WW2) to be at his beloved's side. He's 94 years old and still has a sharp mind and wit.
Here he is in National Socialist Germany attending a Nat-Soc funeral of his older sister who died in a air crash. His other sisters married German officials who became leading Hitler supporters and were pictured with Goering and Hitler at Goerings wedding..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167585/Philip-Nazi-funeral-day-sister-lunch-Hitler-TV-documentary-reopens-painful-chapter-duke-s-family-past.html
He's had quite a life.
>all these ass mad foreigncucks
Why is Her Majesty so perfect?
>>71623695
Enemy nations,peoples and ideologies who oppose the will of Britain.
Both domestic and foreign. Well we have a lot of domestic as much as 20% of the population. Need a few clean up regiments so to speak to remove them.
"A nation cannot survive its traitors" as Cicero once said.
>>71623695
Parliament, duh.
Posting loli queen.
>>71613867
Can't imagine the day she'll die. All television stations will be unwatchable for a month..
Wartime queen.
Fuck the old bag. She's a glorified benefit scrounger.
Republic when?
>>71625403
Out out out
>>71625403
>benefit scrounger
>pays the country over five times what She gets
Inigo_montoya.jpg
And you Heebs can have your republic when a few more left votes wash up from Africa to overrule the wishes of the British.
>>71625168
>>71625212
>>71625231
>>71625273
You are worse than republicans
Something for you friendo
The last royal worth a damn.
It'll be a shame when she goes.
God save the queen, britfriends.
I yearn for the day when all children can dream of one day becoming head of state.
>>71613867
God bless Bongs!
>>71625696
>not based Henry
God willing, he'll become Arch-duke of Australia.
>>71625744
Never understood that selfish republican argument. Like we should drop requirements for all jobs now in case some mongoloid downy wants to be a spinal surgeon?
>>71614972
Elizabeth II is the great-grandaughter of Victoria. So no, not really German you muppet.
>>71625308
Which is terrifying when you think about the playboy channel
Can we take a moment to talk about how fucking based Prince Philip is?
>On seeing an exhibition of "primitive" Ethiopian art, he muttered: "It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons."
>The Duke famously proclaimed: "British women can't cook".
>The Duke said to Tom Jones after his Royal Variety Performance: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?".
>When accepting a figurine from a woman during a visit to Kenya he asked: "You are a woman aren't you?"
>He told a World Wildlife Fund meeting that "if it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
>While on an official visit to China, he told a group of British exchange students living in the city of Xian: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed."
>To survivors of the Lockerbie bombing he told them: "People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still drying out Windsor Castle."
>He asked a Scottish driving instructor in Oban: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
>The Duke asked a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea: "You managed not to get eaten then?"
All of these are before the Millennium, and they aren't even half of them. Has there ever been another man who gives so little fucks /pol/?
>>71626272
Not sure if I get the Lockerbie one
if she croaks in the next couple of days we'll know who did it.
>>71626272
Most of these are just banter but the Lockerbie one seems a bit too far.
>>71626413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Windsor_Castle_fire
>>71626272
My sides!
>In Cardiff he told children from the British Deaf Association, who were standing by a Caribbean steel band: "If you're near that music it's no wonder you're deaf".
>While touring a factory near Edinburgh he said a fuse box was so crude it "looked as though it had been put in by an Indian".
>To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia with the Queen he asked: "Do you still throw spears at each other?"
>Said to black dance troupe Diversity at the Royal Variety Performance: "Are you all one family?"
>On asking a female Sea Cadet what she did for a living, and being told that she worked in a nightclub (as a barmaid), the Duke asked “Is it a strip club?” Observing her surprise he dismissed the suggestion saying that it was “probably too cold for that anyway”.
>At a prize-giving ceremony for the Duke of Edinburgh Awards a girl told him that she'd been to Romania to help in an orphanage. He replied: "Oh yes, there's a lot of orphanges in Romania - they must breed them".
>Asked Annabel Goldie, the Scottish Tory leader whether she was wearing tartan knickers when welcoming Benedict XVI to Edinburgh.
>When meeting a 60-year-old disabled man: "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?"
>"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."
- to a 13-year-old whilst visiting a space shuttle.
>“You look like you’re ready for bed!” - To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes.
The man is a national treasure.
>>71618281
know, not now
reign, not rain.
The colonies really have gone to shit.
>>71613867
happy birthday m'aaaam
>>71613867
When will this old cow die?
