>How the 54 Unbound Delegates in PA could HELP Trump get MORE than 1237
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/04/13/steve_kornacki_54_unbound_delegates_in_pennsylvania_could_be_trumps_ace_in_the_hole.html
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
CT- 4/21 ONLINE / 4/25 in-person
NEBRASKA- 4/22
WA- 4/25 ONLINE / 5/16 in-person
OREGON- April 26th
NEW MEXICO- May 10th
NJ- May 17th
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- May 23rd
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers [UPDATE]:
>If you're in the 9th Congressional District in PA, vote Knotts, Lamantia, and Taylor.
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
http://www.kellerfordelegate.com/#!know-your-delegates/s4vv7
>Find your congressional district here
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 845/Dildo Destroyer: 559/One State Wonder: 148
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
Latest Banter
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU [Open]
>Rally Indianapolis, IN 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzCRJf0Yqi0 [Open]
>NY Victory Speech 4/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OarcEO_d_A [Open]
INTERVIEWS
>Trump Kids on Hannity 4/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KY7airHq9k [Open]
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg [Open]
>Trump is Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKNJnsZ8kM [Open]
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (CRUZ CANT EVEN WIN)
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 391 (52%) of the remaining 752 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16) [Trump +37]
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) [Trump +18] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) [Trump +14] - 24 District. 11 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) [Trump +20] - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) [Trump +20] - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
http://www.hillaryis44.org/
Holy shit, I fucking love these chicks, they're like the pro-Hillary version of /pol/
>yfw rato loses to cucksich in every state from now on and is not reelected ever again to any government position
http://www.washingtontimes.com/polls/2016/apr/19/should-ted-cruz-quit-gop-race/
What do you think /pol/, should he drop out?
>>71608325
Got the hymen penalty one?
>>71608380
That would be fantastic.
Marco already got btfo
>heads into contested convention
>Ted is like "yes muh grassroots movement worked"
>Trump gets onstage to the delegates
>electrifies the crowd and instills hope for the future
>Rubio walks out behind him
>"I'm lil Marco and he's big Don"
>Manafort says "And don't you forget who the Don is"
>second ballot trump wins in a landslide
>Ted Cruz commits suicide on the spot
>"My internet people once told me 'You can't stump the trump' and it looks like they were right
>later on Twitter "Lyin' Ted is now lyin' underground, and the depth just got ten feet deeper. Nasty guy, believe me!"
>>71608409
>http://www.washingtontimes.com/polls/2016/apr/19/should-ted-cruz-quit-gop-race/
56$, TED BTFO
PENNSYLVANIA PLS
Also CT bro here, voting for Trump on Tuesday in the primary.
>>71608409
If Ted Cruz wants to maintain a life of well-being, yes.
If he continues with his political career, then his skeletons in his closet will become exposed even further, destroying his career, marriage, and life.
But we all know how stubborn Ted Cruz is.
RCP says the Devil wins,
But we know this just isn't true.
Still some for Shillary
will come to get your (You).
Baiting and trolling,
Or just plan idiocy,
Their actual objective
isn't hard to see.
Funpost with them to pass the time;
it's really late at night.
Just be aware that they're the bait
Before you try to bite.
>>71608559
I want him utterly destoryed as hard as !Yeb! by this point
>>71608624
At least Jeb and Rubio played it smart and left the campaign to pursue other things. Perhaps Jeb can return after some time, same with Rubio. Ted on the other hand will implode eventually.
Whoever replied to my Greta Reince interview.
I agree with all of you this guy won on the SEVENTH ballot and is proven that he is a POS. When Trump becomes President I hope Trump executes this man for his dirty tricks and I hope Ted Cruz is deported back to Canada.
Rubio will endorse Trump if hes the nominee
Rato will not. his dad already said trump is worse than hillary
>>71608731
BERNIE IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT PREZ GUYS
>>71608775
Not surprised his dad hates Trump as it ruined his prophecy
>Trump says controversial stuff
>Only makes him stronger
>Cruz talks shit about New York.
>Immediately sinks his campaign.
Weak.
Can anyone who knows photoshop put Paul "The Don sends his regards" Manifort's head on this pic >>71608758
>>71608849
oooh so trendy... ill have to put this on my bucket list
>>71608849
>flipping off something that none of them have the intelligence or endurance to build
>>71608849
Ashamed of the city my grandpa came from, he would be supporting Trump I'm sure
>>71608849
Bruh, she's still not going to fuck you.
>>71608849
So much cringe. Actualy impressed at how retarded this looks
>>71608380
Rato will probably place 2nd in NE, MT, WV, IN, and SD, but it'll be too late.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NvCXbPPwoQ
HELP ME
He's growing stronger, if elected he'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world. Now let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes Ame̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑rica the greatest country in the world. Now that we're clear let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Oba̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ma doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's do͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ing; he's undergoing a syst̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ematic effort to change this country and make America m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋ore like the res̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚t of the world. If I'm el͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨected we'll embra̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ce what makes Ame̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑rica th͚̖̜̍̃͐e greate̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑st country in the world. Now let's dis̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚pel thi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣs f̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉ict̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ion t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ha̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍t bara̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ck̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅ o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅa̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ k̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊w̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂ w̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂h͚̖̜̍̃͐a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ
>>71608522
TRY TO GET HIM OVER 50%.
>>71608849
>implying trump hasn't been feeding off hate since the first season of the apprentice
These kids don't even know
>>71608828
I think he dropped like a rock because his anti establishment claim was debunked with his 2 states in a row without votes
>>71608942
rip zalgotext
Also you're supposed to use a "corrupt" trump pic
>>71608849
Edgy niggers and cucks trying to be 'edgy'.
>Jealous they will never accomplish anything like the Don has
>>71608849
>Chimpcago
>Chiraq
>Chican'tgo
What other nicknames are there for this great American city?
I'm reading on the 2012 election, and found this interesting in the demographics statistics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2012#Voter_demographics
Romney won married men 60-38 and married women 53-46.
Obama won non-married men 56-40 and non-married women 67-31.
Shouldn't republicans be the ones fighting for equal wedding rights and not the democrats?
First for Trump loses the general
>>71608828
NY here, so glad we killed that faggot's campaign.
>>71609076
It's well known that single people are usually liberal because they live hedonistic lifestyles
>>71608849
They're flipping off the cameraman though, what the fuck?
I missed the Indiana rally, how was it broskis?
Also have a wallpaper.
>>71609097
It's funny, in this year my faith in Virginia has been restored, I now have a respect for New York, and I now hate Texas
>>71608981
>implying trump hasn't been feeding off hate since the first season of the apprentice
Oh man I remember that. Back when PC culture was beginning to become mainstream I remember people in the media saying "Isn't saying 'you're fired' a little hash?"
>>71609097
Its like sweet poetry isn't it?
>>71609291
UNSTUMPABLE FOR DECADES
PEWDIEPIE CONFIRMED SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE AND THE BROARMY NEED SOME MEME MAGIC TO JOIN THE TRUMP TRAIN AND SECURE THE WHITE BETA KEKOLD FIRST TIME VOTER BLOCK
GET IN HERE
>>71607820
>>71607820
>>71607820
>>71608849
No matter how hard they flip off Trump Tower, it will still be Trump's Tower. And they will still live in their parents basement.
When did we as a country become so afraid of success?
Tear the businessman down, champion the single mother.
>>71609097
Texas here, we did our best but it was a different time. At least we helped kill Rubio's campaign and kept Rato below 50%
Thank you for your incredible work New York, y'all far exceeded my expectations for Tuesday.
MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!! MAGA!
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/sean-hannity-strikes-back-airs-video-cruz-telling-kasich-quit-playing-spoiler/
Hannity is out for blood now. Rato has fucked up very badly.
>>71609304
Indeed.
>LE NEW YORK VALUES LINE WILL WIN OVER THOSE BIBLE FUCKERS
>WHY IS THE EMPIRE STATE REJECTING ME
>>71609071
Negropolis.
>>71608981
Feeding off hate? Maybe it was
that pseudo-reality show (never saw it)
and now the media narrative, but I don't
think Trump hates or necessarily wants
to be hated. I think he just wants to do
what's right and if someone has a problem
with it, too bad. 2cents
Now me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avJTANfvjiE
>>71609423
It happened as soon as one became easier than the other.
>>71609071
Chicongo
>>71609071
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECAGO
>>71609291
compared to the politically correct term companies now use?
you're terminated
>>71609438
>Hannity is out for blood now. Rato has fucked up very badly.
So glad to see Hannity has a backbone unlike Rush. He's been fair to all the candidates and it was total bullshit that Cruz could walk in there expecting special treatment because muh religious conservatives and muh establishment
>>71609291
It is harsh, I prefer "get your shit, and get the fuck out of here"
Trumpfags, does anyone have the picture of the BACK view of a Trump cap? Or even a top-down view?
I'm trying to bake fresh OC.
>>71608849
This childish antics of the left never ends. I think what pisses me off the most is that they will walk away from this thinking they are some sort of freedom fighter.
>>71609096
>early general polling
>muh candidates who can't win the primary do the best in the general
>>71609589
But remember, Cruz was under constant attack by ebul Clinton media and he didn't have time for his family!
>>71609725
also
>implying Trump wouldn't surge once the GOP finally bends the knee
>rato challenging Trump to debate him again
Get fucked, Ted.
Why do the loser's always want 'another debate'?
>>71609880
The Don can tell him to fuck off now. Mathematically eliminated = no longer a (technical) factor in the race.
>tfw no Pat Buchanan VP
Does this make anyone else sad af?
>>71609880
Cruz flopped and took Donalds policies. Cruz doesn't even deserve a debate let alone an interview on Fox anymore.
>>71609880
>>rato challenging Trump to debate him again
>Get fucked, Ted.
>
>Why do the loser's always want 'another debate'?
This actually would not bother me, as long as it's scheduled for after the NE elections.
Highlighting El Rato's lies and hypocrisy infront of him and for the world to see would be priceless.
Stuff like "Why are you both still in the race?"
I really can't understand the logic of complaining about how Trump makes fun of people. Liberals have made fun of his hair and called him orange for two decades.
>>71609988
Can't insult libtards, according to their 'logic', or the lack thereof.
>>71609988
They aren't laughing anymore.
>>71609955
>>71609988
double dub bros.
>>71609988
>Liberals have made fun of his hair and called him orange for two decades.
Liberals are immune to hypocrisy. You should know this by now.
"How dare people hang an effegy of Obama in their front lawn!"
"Fuck Trump, I hope someone kills him"
"Someone should assassinate Trump"
>>71608231
CHINA KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE OF TRUMPS HATE FOR HER
I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS ARE HAPPY
>>71609880
>implying you can just schedule a 1 on 1 debate with Kasich still existing
He'll pull the equal time amendment and tell them to fuck off.
Get fucked rato, Trump shouldn't even accept such paltry offers.
>>71609988
They pretend Trump started it and it's his fault and had had it coming
>>71609880
Needs the free media since he's such a nonmagnetic cunt unlike Trump
>>71610026
>They aren't laughing anymore.
>>71609753
>>71609753
He's stressed cause he was cucked by his wife into firing his female staffers so he can't sleep with them
Also don't forget the constant attacks. How do you run an effective campaign when you're constantly under attack?!?!
>>71610108
But remember, Trump is the one who's whining.
>Trump is a clown
>A clown is something I worry about for months on end, have panic attacks over, and fear existentially
Every time.
>>71610108
>Sacrifices
>High Cost
>>71609880
>Trump agrees.
>Everyone is shocked.
>Cruz thinks this is his moment.
>Goes to debate.
>Gets to speak first because Trump allows it.
>Goes on with his speech.
>This and that and this some more.
>Trump just sits there staring at him.
>Finally, out of breath from an hour of desperate talking Cruz finally quiets down. He's gasping for breath.
>Trump asks, "Are you done?"
>"Y-yeah."
>"Good, because it doesn't matter what you say. No one will vote for you. I'm being nice and this is as close to being president as you're ever going to go. Now you know why you don't deserve it."
>Puts on his MAGA hat and walks out.
>>71610108
He'll just sneak into the Trump headquarters and bang his staffers instead since he's so perverTED
>>71610212
>>"Good, because it doesn't matter what you say. No one will vote for you. I'm being nice and this is as close to being president as you're ever going to go. Now you know why you don't deserve it."
>>Puts on his MAGA hat and walks out.
>>71610108
let me guess, he begs for money at the end?
>>71610171
Shit you're right I forgot, guess I'm a #CruzMissle now
How triggered would the left be if Trump used his closing remarks at a debate to read the snake?
Don't forget about this cuck still backdoor campaigning and groveling at the feet of Stephen Colbert for leftist acceptance.
>>71610048
>Chyna
Cool beans.
>>71610370
I just wish he read the Snake at AIPAC, the crowd would have went wild
Why is the new YCSTT so bad?
>>71610390
His stupid ass is going to get slaughtered if they put him up against Hillary.
>>71610390
B-b-but he said he wasn't seeking the nomination guys
>>71610465
agreed it blows
>>71610465
last two weeks have had no action
>>71610465
too many movie references and not enough clips from actual stumpings. Was disappointed because there were plenty to choose from
California Republican who was for Cruz just BTFO CRUZ HAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53tm0ogBGdc
>>71610500
>>71610510
I've watched all the rallies, I've followed all the news in NYState. There we so many moments to build upon, not to mention that edits here were bad, Bane attacking Batman, Trump's face isn't even there half of the time. And he could have used Colorado to personify the hit and then boom, switch to the NY victory speech with Trump saying its great to win delegates with actual votes.
>>71610108
For someone who accuses us of being whiners,
whiny, masally Lyin' Ted sure whines a lot.
>>71610465
reddit pandering
>>71610498
typical tsundere behavior
>>71610465
Trying too hard to be something more than Trump blowing shit up with loud music in the background
>>71610390
DO NOT TRUST RYAN
Remember, Caesar refused the crown 3 times. When the GOPe turns their gaze to him it will look like he is taking the nomination as a duty to the nation.
He is meeting with big anti Trump billionaires for """""""""secret"""""""""" reasons like the Ricketts.
http://observer.com/2016/04/exclusive-paul-ryan-to-attend-secret-donor-meeting-next-week-in-manhattan/
>>71610595
Good stuff. Fuck that film grain after effect, tho.
>>71609449
>never seen the apprentice
>thinks he can comment on it
Piss off faggot
>>71610108
>Bitching this much
>Trump gets like 4-5 hours of sleep.
>Eats cheeseburgers and shit
>Increasingly seeing his family more and more in the media
>m-muh sacrifice.
>muh kids
Rato is low energy and depends on his establishment connections and Super Pac money to propel him.
If Rato continues to lose Momentum, he will slowly go the way of Marco and Jeb combined.
>>71610390
He lost all his cool points last election season. He's just a walking spaz now
>>71610791
God help them,
If they actually go through with this, I hope it was worth swinging from a lamp post for.
>>71610595
>motherfuckin' Ted Cruz
>abolish the IRS...
>CFR, Goldman Sachs
Love it.
>>71610465
Pandering to r/the_donald
>>71610390
SICK
GAINZ
BRAH
Rato is getting smacked around left and right
>>71610595
MUHFUGGIN TED
>>71610791
>Remember, Caesar refused the crown 3 times. When the GOPe turns their gaze to him it will look like he is taking the nomination as a duty to the nation.
"I did not want this, I did not ask for this but since my party and my nation is in need of true leadership that can bring together our nation rather than divide it I will accept this nomination with much humility and do the best that God gave me the power to do."
"I also take Mr. John Kasich as my VP, a shining light of hope and true conservatism and sanity between all the candidates that were fighting"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACKNQq9Zj5s
>>71610026
They aren't laughing anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/apr/20/donald-trump/trump-largely-accurate-cruz-has-been-mathematicall/
>Ted Cruz is mathematically eliminated from the dace
Mostly true
I've asked before about getting MAGA gear to Europe and you've replied with either concierge service or getting an Ameriburger friend to ship it.
Now, it seems like a shipping/concierge service would be impossible if they're not shady as buying from the store counts as a donation which I can't do as a non-US citizen (= they probably don't accept my card) and a concierge service probably won't pay it either (not that I've asked tho).
Anyone know whether reshipping services work when buying from individuals? How to pay someone anonymously? Seems like asking an Ameriburger is the only way but I have no friends there and I'm kinda concerned about doxxing if I end up making some OC
>>71610108
>NEED MONEY
Ask your fucking superPACs/Yeb for more funds you kike.
>MUH FAMILY
Drop out and spend time with them then.
>M-MEDIA ATTACKS
I can make shit up as well.
>M-MUH I CAN'T SLEEP
Quit then, you fucking retard.
>>71611160
Keep calling them Ameriburgers that'll get them to help you out more
>>71611226
All of this.
If THIS is hard for him, the presidency is impossible.
Ted Cruz is literally going to crash and burn faster and worse than Jeb! and Little Marco
>>71611248
>Ameriburgers
We actually don't give a shit. Pass the ketchup. This triple cheeseburger is too dry.
>It's also called MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOM.
>>71611226
Something tells me, even his own family doesn't want to be around him. Dude is toxic af.
>>71610048
she was a filthy whore
i would have loved to fuck her in her slut mouth and slut shit hole
https://youtu.be/4cpqoVqqDGk
You guys seen this?
Post yfw Ted inevitably and bitterly weeps as he admits defeat.
>>71611296
Nah. Nobody can surpass ¡Yeb!. Lubio and LYIN APOSTROPHE TED will be forgotten. Jeb stopped being human and became a meme. He's not living this down.
Post some 3d trump girls please
>>71611356
Why won't Lyin' Ted enable ratings or comments?
Oh yeah, because most of it is straight up fucking lies.
>>71611296
I fucking hope so.
I'm still on a high from the massive NY victory, and lots of people have been talking shit about Cruz lately more than Trump. And the Cruz campaign itself seems to be in tactical overdrive mode
If Trump wins EVERY state next Tuesday, Rato is done for.
Rato completely depends on trying to hustle delegates out from under Trump at the state conventions in states where Trump won.
PA and Maryland better come through.
>>71611356
All Trump has to do now is to make a meme effigy out of Cruz. Make him the symbol of butthurt for the coming years.
Rafael should seriously consider opening a salt mine.
>>71611438
Jeb was such an endless source of memes. I have a friend that reminds me a lot of him, actually.
>>71611291
It shows he's cracking big time. The voters on the 26th have to absolutely murder him.
It's weird that Rato would complain about not getting to spend time with his children since he just makes them cry when he's around them
>>71611524
>endless source
Aye
>>71611356
what are they going to use this for? Too long to be an ad, and the only people watching ted youtubes are die hard fans. waste of money really
>>71611455
HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>71611248
>implying not everyone likes burgers
Don't be so low energy Ameriburger
>>71611577
>low energy
You will anger the Merkel
>>71611356
This is the best the Cruz campaign can do?
If this is considered stump-tier, the skeletons in Cruz's closets come the GE would be fucking biblical.
>>71611565
It's a shame they had to come to an end, but it was time. They're still funny, and likely will live on for another year or so.
>>71610212
WHOOOOOOOOO ARE YAAAAAA AH AH AH AH
>>71611569
The only thing left they know how to do besides corrupt deal is running ads
>>71611569
Probably want the media to pick up on it.
>>71611399
>tripfag
>rage face
Like pottery
>>71611575
HE PUTS IT BACK DOWN
>>71611661
yeah, cause those 2k views sure are making a blast
>>71611643
Indeed.
>>71611356
Damn that's retarded
Prolly cost a million or more
RetarTED
>>71611661
Hold on there reagan actually gave amnesty to a bunch of fucking spics
>>71611690
AND HE FONDLES HIS DAUGHTER
>>71611690
AND THEN HE STARTS LYIN'
>>71611679
>rage face
Nice bait, mate.
>>71611707
I think it's so awesome that he must have been thinking how clever that was.
>>71611679
>complaining about trips
>in a General
Hello, newfriend! Welcome to 4chan!
>>71611750
>HE FONDLES
>>71611794
>how clever
>>71611697
They can't know how popular it will get beforehand, but it's a pretty shitty video so I don't really see the point of it. It's funny how Trump can tell one of his assistants to make a 15 seconds instagram video or just retweet one that people send and it will get national coverage.
The Hillary instagram video was shown on the news several times, so it must be pretty frustrating for the other candidates.
>>71611356
holy fuck that's cute.
>muh lawsuits
>le ebin tax return bombshell maymay
>muh mercenary military
>muh Trump U maymay
The Tedophiles are going to push this "Trump is a fallman/controlled opposition" thing into the ground, huh?
>>71611834
Yeeesss
>>71611455
>Why won't Lyin' Ted enable ratings or comments?
>
>Oh yeah, because most of it is straight up fucking lies.
>>71611809
>Hello, newfriend!
>>71611690
>>71611575
Holy shit! There's two Trumps!
>>71611871
>holy fuck that's cute
>>71611855
I want Jeb to serve me mediocre donuts and shitty coffee while awkwardly asking who I'm voting for so I can say "Big Dong Don" just to see his horror.
>>71611834
FUCK YOU I WANT MY SIDES BACK
I came here to mock trump supporters earlier this morning
Now I no longer support Bernie and I'm going Trump all the way
MAGA!
>>71611977
>Jeb to serve me
It would be glorious.
>>71612017
>I came
>>71612017
>not TrumpMissile
better luck next time
>>71612036
My favorite part about Jeb is his Goblin Guac Guardian companion.
>>71608849
So brave
>>71611633
Sweden is negative energy
I rely on your increasing high energy to make my life worth living
>insert sad swedish meme frog
>>71612017
Resistance is futile
>>71612110
>Goblin Guac
It was just heating up too.
>>71611871
>>muh mercenary military
My friend (who is unfortunately a NeverTrumper CruzMissile) tried to use that argument agaisnt me today.
He was all,
>the military force of this country not something that can be bartered like a product for sale
I (who was actually in the military) countered with
>What conflict have we been involved in other than Afghanistan that hasn't been primarily for financial reasons in the past century?
He's not given me an answer, yet.
>>71612017
dont stink the place up
Why did Trump let Cruz win Colorado? Why didn't he just outbid the bribes for delegates? Was it a genius move so that he could capitalize on Cruz and the RNC being part of a corrupt system, or was it just futile for him to try and outbid all the establishment donors and the massive money pool?
Have any of you tried phonebanking for Bernie?
Calling the ones you call comrade, speaking with a russian accent, telling people higher taxes are great, go on a tantrum about how Clinton is corrupt. the possibilities are endless.
>>71612165
Pic makes me think of how glorious the great Illegal Exodus will be.
>>71612036
>>71612081
>>71611855
Everyday is a good day for Jeb! memes
>>71612123
>Sweden is
It will be fine.
>>71612170
>>>muh mercenary military
what is this argument? I havent heard it yet
>>71612203
Bit of both. Picking off a couple delegates wasn't worth the cost, or worth losing the narrative.
>>71612017
>I came here to mock trump supporters earlier this morning
So did I.
The difference between you and me is that I've always supported Trump.
Mocking everyone here is a friendly way of saying "Hello."
You won't find that with Bernie crowds.
>>71612203
Trump spent peanuts there, disregarded like 20 delegates (realistically speaking) and used the fact it was a backroom GOPe deal to spin CORRUPT GOP and prove once again that Rato is establishment crony.
>>71612251
>Jeb!
All day erryday.
>>71612281
Candyass.
>>71612261
Trump saying that we should get paid for our military protection of other countries, or not protect them anymore.
In other words, getting our military the fuck out of situations that aren't beneficial to us.
>>71612281
The urge to play DoW surges through me
>>71612288
He spent $0.17 per vote
>>71612291
>>71612288
>Trump
>>71612333
>Trump saying that we should get paid for our military protection of other countries, or not protect them anymore.
ohhh ok haven't heard the term mercenary military yet
Getting those countries to pay is the best idea I've heard since the end of WW2. The only way their socialist shitholes can survive is with capitalist militaries protecting them.
Letting them fend for themselves sounds fucking amazing.
>>71612203
because if he does that he is no better than El Rato
>>71612378
>spent $0.17
Me likey that one.
>>71612325
>everything is fine
>nothing is wrong
>we're the perfect family
>Ted is my best friend...
>>71612170
>the military force of this country not something that can be bartered like a product for sale
I'm not even in the military and I know that's bullshit
>>71612412
Good luck Sweedcucks and Germancucks paying for all those shitskin Rapefugees when you actually have to start paying for your own defence. Hopefully this causes a rise in the Right there.
>>71612474
>nothing is wrong
>>71612536
>nothing is wrong
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>71612530
I think Sweden does already handle their own defense and subcontracting in house. Where they differ there is intelligence work where they rely on the USA and others.
>>71612571
>WITH ME
>>71612571
I dont understand this puzzle. Am I autistic
>>71612606
>ignore
>come to TrumpGen at 1 in the morning
>Jeb memes
Thanks nightcrew lads, you're alright.
>>71612692
>you're alright
>>71612599
I usually hate Ann Coulter but she's been based as fuck this election cycle
How come my videos never took off? I've seen Trump videos with lesser quality than mine take off. How can we make them go viral?
>>71611356
>how do we stop ted cruz?
That part was so laughably bad. He's literally already been stopped. I'm kekking so hard
>>71612692
The whole Trump support is a meme. We're actually just waiting for the GOP to throw Jeb! back into the race during the convention.
S L O W AND
T
E
A
D
Y
>>71612729
>based as fuck
Ann has been on fire all year and some of last year. Shame Shapiro turned out to be an SJW jew cuck.
>>71612793
>the race
Yes
>>71612692
I'll still be posting Jeb! memes in 2020
>>71612530
Swedes already pay more for rapefugees than they spend on military. Or healthcare.
>>71612843
>2020
I hope he pulls through.
Have some fresh OC
>>71612972
dem teef
>>71612902
>Swedes
They'll be ok once they take them all in.
>>71612972
2spooky4me
>>71612972
The french fries are the best part
>>71612972
I liked the smudged out hair or whatever
>>71612911
If I ever get the chance to meet a member of the Bush family (met H.W. at a baseball game when I was a kid) I'm going to ask them how Jeb! is doing.
>>71612972
Pretty fucking ghoulish.
>you will never go on a road trip to washington iowa with jeb and discuss how bad washington dc is
>to try to get the..
anyway, is there any point in living? i just want to end it all
>>71613107
>Jeb! is doing
How thoughtful
>>71613258
I think Jeb is going to get memed into suicide
>>71608456
Chill a bit that's our future VP
Os this the real thread?
>>71613288
Agreed. It's about the journey though.
>>71613320
Not as good as yours. Is there somewhere I should go?
I don't miss Jeb. He was a whiny faggot from a corrupt family and I would not bat an eyelash if he really did kill him self.
>>71613320
I think so. It seems faster than the other one. This OP messed up though and put 'trump general' in the name field instead of title so it's not as noticeable.
not sure i like the text
>>71613117
Ask them if they regret killing JFK
>>71613393
>bat an eyelash
>>71613371
Nah
The other one had Trump General in its name so it was the only one that showed up when I searched the catalog
So I was surprised when I saw this
>>71613407
Yep which is why I wasn't able to find this thread when I searched the catalog
>>71613320
It said new thread so I came
>>71608849
wood fuck Pajeetochick until she was raw
>>71613398
>>71613258
Poor Jeb is going to jail for his part in 9/11
Only George is innocent and that's because they needed a genuine honest reaction
>>71613508
>I came
>>71611356
>disables votes on vid
that sure sounds familiar
Were there any other yeb-tan images made? I really wish I had more than just this.
>>71613678
Last Jeb! and I'm off to bed
>>71608849
They're facing away from the tower?
Gimme some good jebposts please
>>71613783
g'night anon!
>>71613846
It's a literal gremlin.
>>71610108
He's sad he don't get enough "personal time" to fuck staffers and fap...
>>71613659
>having sex and getting drunk is a crime
>>71613826
Working on it.
>>71613896
>trump says 7/11
>media blows up, every faggot forces this stupid meme all over the internet
>cruz eats a tonsil stone
>no one talks about it
>>71608231
in during trump is fucked out of delegates cause of delegates faking being sick at the convention or abstaining or some equivalent faggotry.
I made a mistake, guys.
I never should have watched this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hueHtOM5dTY
I'm so filled with rage now I probably won't sleep.
Islam must be wiped from the face of the earth and it's proverbial ground salted so that nothing may ever grow there again.
poor yeb
>>71614024
>Islam must be wiped from the face of the earth and it's proverbial ground salted so that nothing may ever grow there again.
Welcome to the future.
One where civilized nations assume that all people on earth have become civilized when in fact there are still several billion dark age savages waiting to strike.
It's dark and is only going to get darker for most of the world.
>>71613846
She looks so fucking disgusting.
>>71611834
lel
>>71608440
merge back into this one
>>71608440
merge back into this one
>>71608440
merge back into this one
>>71614146
>>71614166
We must not go gently into that good night; rage, rage against the dying of the light.
We must establish a future for not only White children, but for Western Civilization itself. I'll be damned if I don't bleed every drop of my blood for the sake of preserving our ancestors gift to us. They bled, sweat, and died for us to have such luxury and we're pissing it all away and giving our pearls to swine. I will never rest peacefully in fullness until I at long last reach the Throne of God to fall prostrate before Him and confess with surety that I had done everything I could.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43d2TqhKYvY
>>71611051
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
this was nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
