I have this group project due Monday. There's 5 people in my group 3 male and 2 female. The project is we have to convince a company to change something about their business and show why it would be better.
This stupid Asian cunt in my group had the idea of having our college food service open later. Other group members went along with the idea. I have said from the beginning that we wouldn't be able to get enough data to back up her idea of keeping the store open later. This other ungabunga nigger in the group said she would interview the person in charge of the store and get their profit data.
When we met Monday the other 2 male members of our group and me told these 2 stupid cunts that we would never get the data and we need to change ideas. These 2 cunts said they have put too much work in it already. The Asian cunt has done Jack shit and wants us to basically do her work and the nigger made a really shitty survey that has nothing to do with our topic. We call the cunts out on their bullshit and of course these 2 stupid cunts throw a tantrum and walk aout of the classroom. I tell the professor about this and of course the professor cunt is like tough shit.
Fast forward to today and we have nothing done. The nigger cunt who said she would interview the store owner got no profit information because she wouldn't give it to her. Surprise surprise. Now we are fucked.
The assignment presentation is due Monday. Wtf do I do. Do I try to email the teacher and see if the stupid cunt has a solution? Do I just do my part of the presentation and say fuck these cunts. Or do me and the other men in the group break off and so our own presentation and say fuck these stupid cunts?
I'm tired of these ethnic cunts and their bullshit. These 2 cunts in my group are dumb as shit.
>>71608152
yes you're fucked
Dude I'm fucked too.
I have to write a 500 word essay due next week.
>>71608220
500 words is nothing. Are you joking?
>>71608152
Tough shit. You failed for not picking up the slack.
>>71608259
hownew.ru
What were you and the other two guys doing, besides sucking each other's dicks, if you knew the two cunts weren't going to deliver?
>>71608302
Are you joking? I told these 2 stupid cunts from the beginning it's a stupid subject and we would never get the data we need.
>>71608316
Can confirm; 500 word essay is nothing
You must be in a liberal arts college or underage if you think a 500 word essay is something.
>>71608152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jemqAtxKyAo
>>71608375
Then you should have picked a new idea and researched it along with the other 2 people who wanted to work. It's literally your fault for letting it get this far. That's how life works.
>>71608364
We tried to reason with them but they are both foreign cunts. One is from Africa and the other Vietnam or some shit. They are both dumb as shit
>>71608375
Three of you should have done something else and divided the work up and credited each portion. The two cunts would then have to explain why they contributed nothing.
I don't know if that would have worked but better than doing nothing but complain the entire time.
>>71608152
first of all, nice blog faggot.
second of all you fucking failed at your bba project (yea i can figure your major). the point is to work together as a team. and you fucking failed miserably.
>>71608152
Only option now is to go to class Monday and start shooting
>>71608460
Natural selection OP, just wait for them to drop out of your class.
>>71608417
I know what you mean, I have a 600 word essay due this time next year, that guy's got no idea
>>71608375
So do it yourself rather than placing blame on them holy fuck you deserve to fail
>>71608474
That's what I'm thinking. The 3 of us break off and do a reasonable topic and let the 2 cunts drown in their shit topic. If we start today I think we can finish by Monday.
>>71608454
Canada with the right advice here. Hind sights a bitch.
>>71608152
>Or do me and the other men in the group break off and so our own presentation and say fuck these stupid cunts?
This. Then you explain to the women that they can either play ball or go do their own project. You're not fucked, you've got 4 days.
>>71608152
>Do I just do my part of the presentation and say fuck these cunts. Or do me and the other men in the group break off and so our own presentation and say fuck these stupid cunts?
do this
>>71608550
Do you want to see this shit survey she made?
>>71608375
How long have you been lurking /pol/? How have you not learned by now that most women, especially non whites are usually retarded? You need to use your white privellege to pick up the slack and get this shit done. You got 4 full days. You can jerry rig something up.
>>71608152
Use the school as a subject, do a presentation on how they should stop doing group assignments because it allows a minority of underachievers to caused problems for others.
You already have all the data.
I bet your idea was even worse OP
>>71608220
you could write 6 words an hour and have it complete by monday
>>71608649
>>71608633
>>71608637
I'm going to email the other guys in the group and get this going. Fuck these cunts.
>>71608686
I picked something easy that already has research done like convincing a company to not use gmo's.
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>>71608706
you have to do this for yourself, never rely on anyone else, specially in group shit like this. at the end of the day you can SHOW the professor all the shit you did and they can show whatever they got which will be nothing, so evidence will be on your side.
>>71608680
Nioce
>>71608152
Not picking up the slack after minority women? You fucking white male - don't you know your place in the society?
>>71608152
Fake and gay. But nice try.
>>71608680
Holy Fuck. This.
Hahaha.
>>71608152
Shitty situation. Get together with the ones that care and hammer out a presentation this weekend. Find as much information as you can. Keep your presentation visual points simple and add as much fluff as you can to fill in the gaps. If you won't be penalized for changing the topic, then I would do so. As far as breaking away from the dindus, nothing much you can do. Professors want you to approach it like it's a professional project where you have to make it work no matter what. They don't care about stupid high school drama. The lack of effort from the dindus will be evident when you are the one talking the most.
Your project is to affect a business for better or worse.
How the fuck is this a thing? Self important mother fuc-
This is a troll, a big ruse. I almost got tricked hehe Not so fast!
>>71608680
This is probably the best option with the amount of time you have left.
>>71608152
if you didnt like the idea they put forward why didnt you work on a different presentation. you say 3 of you disagree with the women and there are only 2 women
you should have something ready even if the bitches cant do their part. however its unrealistic to expect any one to do anything different when a outsider or even low level employee submits a proposal to change something
sounds like bullshit
>>71608639
No I want to see you stop posting and get to work
>>71608259
>>71608417
>Being this new to reddit.
>>71608706
The other men in the group will sometimes flake as well, you can't really count on them. If you want the project done you really have to head it up. E-mails especially are something they may or may not get back to you on.
dude my exgf is ex pornstar with black kid who cucked me with nigger from congo and stayed there. Now i am taking care of her kid since i am written as his father in papers. now tell me whos fucked.
>>71608152
>The project is we have to convince a company to change something about their business and show why it would be better.
Just do it without any supporting data at this point.
You retards should have come up with backup plans besides the stupid food shit.
>>71608152
This has nothing to do with politics
>>>/b/
>>71608795
This Asian cunt literally wants me to do all their work. They wanted us to come up with questions for the interview with the store owner and pass out the niggers shitty survey that happens to be in FUCKING ESSAY FORM.
oh and it gets better. We each have to cite 3 siyces in our presentation. When the Asian cunt came back to the classroom she said she had her 3 sources. One was a student. The other way a shop worker and the other was the store owner. How fucking stupid can you get?
>>71608152
make up the data, you mong
>>71608152
>we have to convince a company to change something about their business and show why it would be better
1. set up a small business (e.g., doesn't matter what - lemonade stand or something more interesting).
2. hire your other group members.
3. keep employee performance records.
4. on saturday, review employee performance records
5. convince yourself you need to downsize and fire the two lowest-performing employees??
6. profit
>>71608152
>Or do me and the other men in the group break off and so our own presentation and say fuck these stupid cunts?
If that's an option, yes. You have today, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and until class starts on Monday to get this shit done. If y'all start today and stick together you should be able to take your time and finish by Saturday.
If that isn't an option, then just grudgingly do what I previously mentioned knowing that they're going to get credit for doing jackshit.
>>71608838
Do you want to see the shit survey she made?
Stop bitching to us and get to work, OP.
Christ.
>>71608821
That's what I'm thinking. We can hammer it out this weekend.
>>71608220
Is not even hard.
>>71608375
You should have been more stubborn, you sad limpwristed failure.
>>71608152
Fuck off, I was just dropped out of school because of too many days absent while women in my class were absent for literally half a year and don't get dropped. They're not even hiding their marxism agenda here.
Give women all the opportunities and jobs so they better don't make children and we can import sandniggers en masse.
>>71608953
Just change the project to whatever with the other guys and get it done. When the dindu and chink show up with unrelated content it will be evident they didn't contribute.
If the teacher asks why it's a split project, you say those two were unresponsive and the rest of the team adjusted to what could be delivered on time.
>>71609026
Like minority cunts always do.
We had to give other presentations for the class and literally every presentation the Asian did she did the introduction and it was complete shit.
>He did not do his paper on why taco bell should bring back the cheesy crunch burrito
Shit was easy. We found out the estimated cost and polled the entire class and a bunch of randoms on if they wanted to see the burrito come back.
Literally the easiest A my entire semester.
Have you tried having sex with them? That's that I used to do in school and it always worked out great.
>>71608152
find out the variable costs for keeping the store open. this should basically just be the wages for whatever employees work there. pretty easy to obtain, just ask the people who work there how much they make.
Next, stay in the store for the final hour that it's open. Keep a tally of how many customers come through and what their purchases are. Find out what price the store charges for those items afterwards and calculate the revenue generated from them. Look up the wholesale prices of the items to estimate the cost that the store paid in order to get the cost of goods sold.
Take the revenue calculated in that last hour and subtract the wages paid and the cost of good sold. That is the operating profit in the last hour that the store is open. If it is open for one additional hour, the operating profit will likely be very close to this value. Depending on how much money this is, it may or may not be worth staying open an additional hour.
>not politics
Just because it's got niggers in it doesn't mean it is /pol/ material
>tfw 3 letter abbreviation due by the end of this post and i haven't got the slightest idea of how t pull it off
>>71609152
This actually sounds like the best solution. Except we have to give a presentation so it would be weird of we present different things. How do we get around that?
>>71609175
Dang that's not a bad idea
>>71609252
Present first, then it looks like everyone else is in the wrong.
>>71609125
Hey, I remember you, just accept that double standards exist.
>>71609252
One guy does introduction. One guy delivers the body of the project. Third guy closes/presents data sources, whatever. The cunts look like idiots reading off half-baked nothing and everyone sees them as retarded.
>>71609252
by not doing jack shit and let the cunts burn. If they try and jew you by having their own presentation and the teacher cunt doesn't allot you points for it just pull a hattrick and do your secret presentation. this only works if cunt and cunty go first.
>>71609203
Thanks bro we might have to do this if we can't split off.
>>71608454
This is the answer. Don't sit on your thumbs and let retards do your work.
>>71609303
What's the point of /pol/ if we just accept liberal politics consecutively ruling us out, though?
>>71609295
>>71609340
>>71609350
Nice we might do it this way.
>>71609289
If you end up rolling with it, make sure to note the cult following behind the burrito and how taco bell could use that to get free advertising on social media while also showing they listen to the customers which which is basically cheap and effective advertising for their brand.
>>71609252
>How do we get around that?
By doing your presentation. When it's the girl's turn you or one of the guys in your group should take over when they freeze up.
>>71608757
>anti-GMO
Fuck you, OP. Looks like you're the retard.
>>71609379
good luck business bro
>>71608454
This is correct, if you fail but blame someone else, you still fail.
Looks like you 3 guys were just jacking off while you let the shitskins do the work. You're way worse than the stupid cunts.
Are some some autistic fuck or something? complaining about work in college in FUCKING COLLEGE! come back to me when you have CLIENTS talking about REAL problems and you have to solve them on the spot. Yet you are struggling to contain three fucking people, sounds you will make a shitty manager.
Do your work, talk to your teacher about your shitty team mates and keep going, fucking millenials.
>>71609476
Nice. I might convince the other guys to go with this.
>>71609429
>What's the point of /pol/
The discuss shit, laugh at misfortune, and help each other out?
>>71609621
I did talk to the teacher about the shitty teammates and the liberal cunt basically told me to fuck off.
>>71609686
And that was the extent of the effort you put into the project. Literally didn't suggest any other idea and follow up with a couple of hours of research. Fuck you, OP. Those "cunts", although stupid, did a lot more that your lazy ass.
>>71609621
The only mistake we know he made was siding with the women even though they were outvoted.
Execfag here. OP, you have learned a very valuable lesson. There will be undependable, useless bitches in your work groups. Being able to identify them, and make plans that don't depend on them or ail gracefully, when said bitches get absolutely nothing done is important.
>>71609686
That's because if you ever get a job, there will be shitters and non-shitters, and yet your company will still be expected to produce for a client that's paying you. Your role in this is to learn how to produce in less than ideal circumstances. The adult world is not fair and not equal, no matter how many participation awards you got in 3rd grade nor how close your helicopter parents hovered.
>>71609651
Well, then you help me out and do something with your freedom of speech about your obvious interracial agenda infesting your mass media because it disturbs me and makes women crave black cock for 40 years now (Star Trek).
You have to have something to turn in. No, they didn't do their work. Do your work. Do your part of the presentation. YOU be ready. You can't use THEIR failure to create your own failure.
>but they didn't get the data
Then write up your part of the presentation without their parts. You have time. You have ALL WEEKEND.
If you have to go sit in the college food service all day saturday and extrapolate how many customers come in to would come in an extra hour, then do that.
YOU succeed. You don't worry about them. Get up, do your part of the presentation, get your grade. Watch them choke.
OR
whine
Seriously though, someone should develop a strategy for group projects. They are Microcosms of socialism.
>>71609874
I'm black and well off, that doesn't really affect me negatively. But if you really want to do something, make media execs realize that minorities don't give a shit if they're represented in media or not, every group has its whiners.
>>71608152
ill have a big mac with cheese
>>71608639
I do senpai pls post
>>71609857
Ya I'm learning this the hard way. There will always be cunts who feed off people
>>71609883
It's either this or pick another subject. I already emailed one guy in the group of my plan for mutiny and to get the other male member to go along with it.
>>71608152
Yeah you're pretty fucked man. Sorry.
Just have sex with the asian girl
>have a 50 word essay due on monday
I'm fucked
>>71610085
That's only half the point though, really. It may not even be leeches. It may be a member of your team got hit by a bus and is suddenly out of work for a month. You need to learn how to wrangle people and prioritize and still deliver results.
This is communist indoctrination.
The only person who knows how to run their business is the business owner.
The only person who has the Right to run their business is also... the business owner.
Whatever school you are in, get out. It is a fucking Soviet Gulag.
Bonus points for bombing the fuck out of it.
>>71608152
Post the survey!
Break off with your bros and do something about why a flower shop should change their font for advertising purposes, if you think you have time.
If not, fuck it. It's college and you're paying for it.
Throw them all under the bus and say fuck it.
>>71610084
This is literally her survey
>>71608680
Not a bad idea. They may fail you for being an oppressive male but it will give those bitches a complex for life.
>>71608302
This poster is either an idiot or trolling.
>>71608375
You failed to put your foot down and stop this before it became a problem. If it were me I'd cut them out of the group and do the project with the people that agree with you.
>>71610381
>the numbers aren't even properly aligned
Jesus Christ
Please consider my advice though anon, it's the easiest thing I could think of for you.
>>71610304
>>71610419
I emailed the other guy in the group and I think we are going to go with cutting them out.
>>71610478
I know. She's a fucking stupid ungabunga cunt.
>>71608460
> Tried to reason with them because you knew it was a good idea
> But didn't make an effort on an alternative project
How does it feel knowing that these 2 "cunts" who didn't know what they are doing did more than the 3 of you combined?
I always ask myself, "what would Trump do?" Stop caring about what other people think. Do the project with the members who wish to help.
>>71608152
Nothing you can do. Just sit there and get an A anyway because no way the teacher is going to fail a group with "ethnics" in it.
Why don't you take the idea and run with it?
My school had eating areas open super late. They even had a meal period at like 10-12pm (stoners like myself loved it). It was called 'Late Night Dining' and they just had stuff like pizza a few simple choices available.
You could put a petition together and get all the people in your group to go collect signatures in support of the idea. The store is probably not going to take kindly to students telling them what to do and demanding their sensitive business data like profits and sales- but if you can convince them that lots of people like the idea and they would make more money if they did it- then they might just do it.
The cunt is right. The store should be open late. What the fuck do you guys do when you are hungry in the middle of the night?
>>71610589
The only way out project had a chance of success was if we got the profit data. Guess what? She emailed us all today and told is the person she spoke with couldn't give her the data. We are fucked.
>>71610589
he's right.
why didn't you and the other 2 fags just started your own thing without these honorable females?
>>71610675
I work full-time too and the last thing I want to do is hang out on a shitty campus at 10pm. I could give a fuck if the store is open. I never go there and they have shitty food.
>>71610693
How long did she have to get profit data before then?
1.write down your demands on a piece of paper
2.nail the demands and a live cat to the door of the store
3.repeat each month until demands are met
>>71610794
1 week. We literally only had a month to work on this.
>>71608152
Find a good idea, present it, vote on it, and if it's actually good the other men will approve it. If the women bitch then tell them to either accept democracy and support it or leave. I don't entirely agree with the values here, but it should work.
I've had ethnic partners in group projects completely fuck everything up too.
>language project
>finalize with group what we're presenting
>have foreign friends who speak the language we have to present in as native tongue
>have them help me make it absolutely perfect half a week before presentation
>dumb nigger starts editing the Google doc we did it in the night before
>changes the structure, points, everything, and leaves clear grammatical and spelling errors that anyone who was halfway competent would notice
>print out my parts to practice through pronunciation and flow
>day of we get together early on to review
>dumb negress changed everything because she didn't like it
>try and confront her and get bullshit hostile responses about how it wasn't good enough and she made it better when it was fucking perfect
>fuming.gif
>she and partner stumble through like bumbling idiots while I have 100% accurate responses and am able to improvise according to response changes because topkek I'm the best in the fucking class
>straight up mention in a response that it seems she changed the script without consulting the group
Third partner wasn't entirely useless, she helped with building the whole presentation which was in a staged debate style format. I got an A so no fucks given in the end.
>>71608152
So is this board just /b/ now? Fuck off, this has nothing to do with politics.
>>71610760
But not everyone feels the same way as you.
There are probably lots of people that would support that idea.
I'm just saying that the whole idea of a group project is to work together. You are not being graded on the bullshit made up assignment- you are being grading on your ability to work with others and you are failing.
>>71608152
This is what you do and it works.
>Go with the remaining members (basically your based bros) to the library or somewhere to FINISH THE FUCKING THING
>Finish the fucking thing
>DO NOT ADD THE 2 CUNT'S NAME ON THE FINISHED ASSIGNMENT
>Practice presentation with bros
>Present project
Done.
>>71610972
I'm thinking this is what we have to do.
>>71610972
Quick reminder:
If the professor questions "Why aren't the two cunt's name on the project" say "Tough shit, they didn't do the work."
If it is a matter with the Professor, talk to the department.
REMEMBER: You actually have power as a student to unfair treatment. If your professor calls you a bitch, you can always retaliate. Its a matter of if you are a pussy or not.
>>71608152
>politics
Well dumbass, if I had to guess, you are in a 100 or 200 level course, so it doesnt really fucking matter. However, if you communicate with your group anything like you do here (and you do, because nobody hides their contempt as well as they think they do), much of this is on you. There is a reason why they shit on your criticism.
Your solution now is to focus on your part of the group project, and hope that you did as good of a job as you think you did (Im sure you didnt though, since you spent so much time focusing on irrelevant bullshit involving the two "ethnics" as you put it).
Enjoy the 80% grade, because teachers are used to dealing with dumbasses like you so the grades have become inflated.
>>71610921
I have an A in the class now and if these minority shits fuck up my grade I'm going to be pissed.
>>71610861
>only a month
Dude, most presentations can be done in a day or two, especially with three people. Enlist friends for surveying if need be. A solid days work can get you the information needed and then a second can allow you to organize it as needed. Get some energy drinks or blow and get to it.
>>71611125
I'm thinking about emailing the professor and telling her the 2 ethnic cunts aren't willing to work with us and we are breaking off and see what she says.
You guys are heartless pricks.
I hope that one of these 'ethnic' people steals your job someday.
>especially if they get it partially on their superior ability to function in a team environment
>>71611130
Good luck bro.
Just finish it and be the better man in all of this fiasco by finishing the project. In life, you will encounter morons in your workplace. But don't let these morons/underachievers affect you. You're better than that, anon.
>he fell for the college meme
>complains his prof is a liberal cunt
what were u expecting
>>71611230
Energy drinks and blow are your solution to everything
>>71611230
I'm not toooo worried. I think we can probably hammer it out but the whole thing is pissing me off. These 2 cunts are completely retarded and impossible to work with.
>>71610861
should have gone STEM
honestly senpai- if you played it right you could be sleeping with these girls
>>71611237
Where I work we have three rules
1) Respect all fellow workers
2) Complete all given assignments by deadline
3) If you are not efficient, you do not belong here
I will be happy if someone would "steal" my job by working harder than I do and not make mistakes while doing the job. Why would I even be mad? Heck, I am all for progression and if I am bested at what I do, that basically means I have to school myself again.
>>71610740
explain your teacher what happened, if she/he does not understand then fuck it, you did what you can.
just move on and find something on smaller scale,also why did you let the woman have an idea
>>71611316
Then don't work with them if they are a detriment. Just be sure to catalogue why that is for defense. Let them present the bullshit they worked on for a month and yall can present what yall worked up in less than a week. The results should make it clear how incompetent they were.
>>71611239
Thanks bro
>>71608152
Your professor is correct, tough shit. When you work in a team you have to identify the useless cunts early and placate them all the while doing your own thing to achieve success. Piss poor planning results in piss poor performance.
I guess you can always do a health and safety report on the store if its open and make the claim that the changes that need to be made will help them in the long run with any work place accidents. Just download a safety survey from HSE.
>>71608220
Lazy cunt.
>>71611237
>black people
>function
>>71611445
>>71611445
Ya I think I'm going to email the professor and get the other guys to go along g with a new topic.
I think we should all give into the left parts of all our Governments.Whos with me?
I'm alittle worried if we do pick a new topic the teacher will same some bushit about respect for the other group members or some ethics bullshit and fail me from the class.
>>71608152
>> we need to change ideas.
>>These 2 cunts said they have put too much work in it already.
Sunk cost fallacy to hard for them to comprehend eh?
1. define bare minimum of assignment
2. write/contact group tell them show up and tell them that you are their lord and savior or to fuck off
3. do groundwork yourself. find company (ask your friends/family for easy contact)
4. write professor with sitrep, progress & ask for solutions for example to lower the requirements
5 profit?
If any of your project members don't lift or disagree disregard them and work harder. Also, don't bullshit the prof in your correspondence.
>>71611478
>you have to identify the useless cunts early
no its the teacher that should find an arrangement, this is school and he can partner with fuckers that only exists in school.
he already did all of this work including dealing with bunch of retards, the teacher could at least let him do some other form of work instead instead of letting him fail because of some other person fault
Can confirm. I do manage quite a large group (30 + persons). One of the woman was slacking off because pussy (apparently pussy is an excuse to do jack shit). Had to tell her that we were going have a talk about her doing jack shit and assigned to read a paper of 230 pages on materials. Bitch came with the paper entirely read an annotated. My 2 cents
>>71608152
Fuck these cunt do your thing, you can maybe save yourself but in no way can you save everybody in this. So fuck em.
>>71611613
Thank you for bringing aunk cost fllacy up. The nigger who thinks she put too much work into it already made an even Whittier version if the survey I posted which probably took her 5 minutes to make. In the other version one of her questions was literally " would you want advising services open later". Which has fucking nothing to do with the cafeteria. She had some other question about keeping some social services bullshit open later. Guess what? She's a social worker!
>>71608417
Here at 9gag, there are a number of common memes in use. But it seems as though you're unfamiliar with the memes in use here on Reddit.
>>71608152
Group work at uni level is fucked.
>>71608152
>doing a degree in business or marketing in the first place
There's your problem OP
>>71608152
>Wtf do I do.
Fail and complain about common core
>>71609686
why dont you just suck it up and move on with it? people will not do you favours why should they? you're a piece of shit, you're worth shit, you signed up for it you better be the smart one and not some loud mouth crying foul
>>71611701
Are you talking about in a college setting or business?
i'm a security guard for a warehouse that moves billions of dollars worth of product.
every single female single security guard i've worked with was completely useless and incompetent.
>i'm afraid of the dark
>i can't walk 'cause something on my body hurts
>"i don't want to be mean. i'm only nice"
why even become a guard?
>>71611876
Stop being mad Jap because I'm talking about your people.
>>71611907
Because affirmative action and they probably had to hire so many females.
>>71608152
>This stupid Asian cunt in my group had the idea of having our college food service open later. Other group members went along with the idea. I have said from the beginning that we wouldn't be able to get enough data to back up her idea of keeping the store open later. This other ungabunga nigger in the group said she would interview the person in charge of the store and get their profit data.
Yet you still worship them. kek
>>71611921
once again fuck face, I am not a Japanese person why haven't you deluded fucks understand that expats and other foreigners live in this fucking country you fuck!
Well actually research on UAV applications for long range vehicles (Uni research). Its quite interesting and i do manage the engineering department and sometimes the bussiness department (but i really dont like that area). Right now working on training some teams on material testing.
>>71611907
Get paid to stand.
>>71612031
Quiet down jap
>Tfw have had group project on molecular design of toxic materials and everuything went better than expected
>>71608152
Just find a business named ISIS and say that their name has been stigmatized as a result of the terrorist group.
>>71611817
That sounds like some biased and shitty survey. Operationalizations are an important and integral part for valid data collection. If you do not have a document/rationale that justifies the use of the survey and question posed trow it away now and use an existing dataset. Do deskresearch into whatever subject you choose and reference it to build a case that way.
Also, probably gotta stop posting on an imageboard for chinese cartoons. Tick tock
HOLY SHIT YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER.
I AM A BUISNESS OWNER ASK ME ANYTHING ILL HELP YOU GET YOUR SHITTY PROJECT DONE. HAVE YOU NO IMAGINATION?
>>71608220
fuck off dude, i've got a 250 word review of inland empire by may 14th
>>71608152
>forced progress propaganda about shaming a business
You won't win head to head here. Be subversive. Always take the lead role and organise meetings where they don't show up -- so you can say that they haven't acknowledged their tasks in time either so we have to do it for them. Do a side-project at forcing a progressive institute to change back into tradition because you need to tell the class that tradition is best. Think cocaine in coke again or something.
>>71608152
If your professor refuses to listen then I would contact someone in the deans office.
If you can prove that you have been putting in ample work while the rest of the group refuses, and the professor refuses to fix the situation, then they should do something about it.
>>71608220
500 words is two pages, what the fuck is this, middle school? Depending on the subject you could knock that out in like 1-2 hours.
Is reverse trolling the "I have a 500 word essay" meme a meme?
>>71612377
Well it's 3am here and I can't sleep because this fucking project is stressing me out. Also I work in about 5 hours.
The thing is this fucking nig nog social worker doesn't work full-time in pretty sure and she wants us to do her work by passing out her fucking shit survey and do our work.
>>71608152
How a company heats and cools their building. There are far more efficient and effective ways to heating and cooling than we are lead to believe. Just research it.
t. Refrigeration Mechanic
>Tfw I have a fucking 750 word essay due in a month
I have no idea what to write about
>tfw 2 word thesis on 2016 summer vacation due this September
>>71612609
I did that in uni last year, my was "4chan fun" I got a B
>>71610381
>the grammar
>holy shit it looks like a 3rd grader wrote this.
>the formatting
>the formatting
>THE FORMATTING
Do agree. Green building standars are a way to look into it
>>71612727
Shes a dumb nigger what do you expect? This is the "hard work" she put into the assignment.
>>71608152
This is why niggers should stick to drug dealing and Asians to dry cleaning.
And women in general stay in the kitchen.
>>71612447
I have to find 2 two words to describe my country and it's due at a mongolian tapestry forum in an hour
>>71612766
You can be told a dick punch is coming.
It still hurts
>>71612805
big whale.
500 dollar via paypal pls
OP do you go to Notre Lame?
>>71612904
No I dont
>>71608152
Do you presentation on why Blizzard should use legacy servers
the recent shutdown of Nost will be more then enough info
even if you hate vidya, this is a ez topic you can bullshit
>>71608220
Wow, you have it easy. I have a 1 word essay due in 5 months
>>71608152
Present the work you have done during this time.
>>71612981
>An entire word
I have a 1 syllable essay due at graduation
>>71612922
Where do you go m8?
>>71612556
Your choice mate.
Fair warning if your prof has any knowledge or background in stat you will get crucified for;
>> "would you want advising services open later"
Also, someone who does sociology should know some basic fucking statistic do's and don'ts
As a higher education academic professor, you need to stop blaming your shortcoming and lack of foresight on others, game is over faggot, you are fucked.. The gook and the nigger will pass with ease while your autstic ass will fail.
>>71613060
She is completely fucking retarded dude. You don't even know. She barely speaks English along with the gook. Fuck group projects.
>>71613086
>Tfw on phone so I can't save rare flags
>>71608152
since I am studying here in the netherlands I have been experiencing the exactly same shit.
>Every assignment has to be done by myself
>too angry to just let them be degenerate as they are
>fucking them over, by not putting their student numbers
>they are even too dumb to notice
>>71613058
I can't say out of risk of the 4chan train posting this and me getting expelled
>>71612805
>describe my country
>>71608220
Is that even a page? Jesus Christ, this is the standard of education. I did a writing course where the term project was a 60,000 word book.
>>71610381
is this what college people do in the US nowadays? holy shit you people are doomed no wonder you have niggers in the white house and on your money now.. ha! fucking backward cunts.
>>71612805
kiwi hobbit
>>71613176
University of Notre Dame?
>>71613304
Top Kek
>Canadian Education
I had 5 semester long 900,000 word essays
>>71612805
Shitposting cunts.
you are welcome.
>>71608220
You think that's bad, I have to get write a 1 letter essay in 2 years.
>>71613375
>>71613321
>Saw red and white flag
>Assumed Canada
I think I need to go to bed.
>>71608152
too much to read
>>71610381
nigger work, easy to detect. I also had a nigger do a really small part of an assignment, approx. 500 words and it would have been fine.
>tfw I got 120 words in bad grammar
>>71613414
Now I'm replaying to the wrong post and it actually was a Canadian
Welp
>>71608220
I've got a 500 word essay to write about the Anglo empire and I'm really struggling. It's already taken me two weeks to write 50 words.
I think I'm just going to do my part with my slides and say fuck the rest. It was the niggers job to get the data and pass out and make the survey's. And the. Gooks job on how to implement it. When they crash and burn during their part of the presentation in just going to smile.
>>71613505
go to bed
>>71612556
>>71610381
Hot dam dude. you guys gotta be Freshmen right? Please tell me your are.
How the fuck is this a survey?
These are all open questions riddled with bias.
tell me please, how are you fuckers going to
categorization? There is a reason why almost all surveys avoid open questions like the plague. Every answer you get for every question you will have to categorize yourself.
1 it is tedious shit work
2 researcher bias everfuckingwhere
3 you gotta define borders/groups for every question for categorization
Dam, I was writing to you with an uni expectation that just got fucking shattered. this is some kindergarten level hey mister what do you think about x type of shit..
if you don't understand statistics use existing/related work and stat's.
>800 word essay on what not to do at a stop light due tomorrow
>>71609686
Our eloquent jap friend has a point though.
Imagine when you have clients. You run into a massive problem, you have to fix it. Will you treat it the same way you treat this project?
Client lost - money lost, and you are blamed. Blood will be wanted for the failure and you will be blamed - if it's your fault alone or not is irrelevant because you will carry the responsibility.
As shitty as it is and as stupid as these cunts may be you have to work it out with the not dumb people. Be the smart one and let it show, provided you have the skill to actually do it and isn't just talking trash.
>>71613664
I told this stupid bitch this also. I'm actually a senior. The class is a level 300 class but it's easy as fuck.
>>71613664
>an uni
>he pronounced it "ooh-knee" and not "you-knee"
What the fuck
>>71613690
If I had clients and the people I worked with did this shit they would get fired. You can't really fire these apes from a class.
Is this the kind of fucking middle school-level work they give in business classes?
I mean Jesus Christ
>>71609484
Ive done that before. Works great and seeing a cunt freeze during a presentation is a great feeling
>>71609484
Ive done that before. Works great and seeing a cunt freeze during a presentation is a great feeling
>>71614111
I don't get it
>>71614147
Hes pissed that a network error at my end ended in duplicate post
>>71613845
Like I said, imagine the same situation with clients. You can't fire these idiots and will be in just as shitty of a position as they will.
Your responsibility there would be to solve the problem.
When you have done that and the cunts look like idiots, you watch them burn. Make sure you have YOUR back free. Maybe the others will fail but that is their responsibility. Like anon suggested before, just come up with something quick with your bros. Anything would be better than >>71610381
>>71614196
Actually, even if you CAN fire them that won't solve your problem. Your client won't care, all they will care about is their results. You would still have a problem to solve.
>>71608152
Yeah here's the problem.
You're paying these assholes at the school to create a hostile environment.
Fuck college. Seriously forget it, it's for fools.
Quit taking loans and get the fuck out of that environment.
You're honestly going to get more out of working at mcdonalds than going to an american university today.
>>71614196
I already emailed one of the other group members to go behind these 2 cunts backs. I'm just worried the professor might say something and fail me because we went behind their backs "instead of working as a group."
>>71613797
Wait what?
My sentence containing the word uni was in your head pronounced as 'ooh-knee'?
What the fuck right back at you..
I have an 8,000 word assignment due on Monday and I haven't even started it yet.
>>71614322
Because you used "an" making the following word start with a vowel sound.
>>71608220
Fuck you. I write 2,000 words a day for my job.
>>71608152
>letting ethnic bitches dictate the direction of your project
the real reason youre fucked
you just aint alpha
>>71608152
>>71614259
Welcome to college. This scenario literally describes every 'group' presentation ever - as someone who has been both a TA and a group member on both sides of this issue, I know the aggravation all too well OP.
You're going to do all the work and these fucks are going to get a good grade off of your back. It sucks, the best you can do is RECORD EVERYHING at group meetings, who is doing what, etc. Compile the evidence and send it to the TAs (if applicable) and the professor - I've seen these types get sent packing after the fact when the grade comes down.
>>71608152
OP if I were you I would just fail the course switch major to engineering.
If you hate gook and nigger cunts, engineering will be the best option for ya, provided you work hard in the first place.
>>71611236
Don't bother. Just do your portion of the project and leave them to their own demise.
>>71614567
wtf chinks are everywhere in engineering
>>71614604
That's what in thinking. I have a relatively easy part where I just look at other businesses that are open late and how they fair and to look at how other shops are implemented into university's
>>71614635
not the irresponsible ones from what I've seen.
They get fucked in the first year in the university
>>71613176
He goes to Western Iowa Tech Community College or Cincinnati State Technical and Community College
>>71608680
YES! YES! YES!
>>71614322
no. he makes valid point.
an uni (yewnee) is awkward as fuck.
an uni (oohnee) at least sounds right
>>71614775
You have no idea which class it's for though
>>71614877
Is it Bus Management Capstone??
>>71608152
Just break of with the others, and laugh your ass off when the nigger and the chink fuck up.
>>71610029
Feminism, marixsm, obvious totalitarism, liberalism and that disgusting interracial propaganda shit resulting from all this doesn't bother you at all as a black person? I mean sure, your race isn't declining, but you are on /pol/, this shit always was one of the main things we were upset about here.
There can't be enough redpilled people of color. What I don't understand is why are black girls not giving a shit about this? There are staistics proving that fucking no one is interested in them and you have hot white girls "stealing their men" everywhere on TV, and of course even more so in real life. For men Asians and white girls are apex.
>>71615325
The same statistics show white women aren't interested in black men either, buddy
The cuck memes are just memes anon
>>71615507
They sure are interested enough.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2038329/Rapid-increase-black-white-marriages-decades.html
>>71615507
And whoever made this pic should kill himself
>lel, it's OK when white men fuck black women, we're totally showing them
>it's OK genociding the white race because it's white man on black women
>lele
Literally screams penis size envy. Sadly there are many people mad at interracial relationships just because they have a tiny dick and are betas.
>>71608821
ditch presentation q/a on them, after you display your own knowledge by presenting.
>>71608152
>literally every college group project ever.
They need to stop assigning that kind of bullshit.
As this turned into personal problems thread, i'll post mine.
I have this little part in the shakesphere play - scene at the court, im the Jew. We will be reanacting it today in about 4 hours. Any advice pol?
>>71608152
>Or do me and the other men in the group break off and so our own presentation and say fuck these stupid cunts?
>>71615927
>>71608220
Really? I've done 3,000 words+ in a single day before. Lazy degenerate.
>>71608220
Dude, I've got to write a limerick and I've only got 15 days to do it
>>71608220
School or College?
>>71614341
Well it's only Thursday, you got plenty of time.
>>71616001
Context?
>>71615927
Rub your hands together, speak in a nasal voice, occasionally say "Oy vey!" and make sure to sacrifice a Christian baby before and after the scene.
