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Judaism.
>>71601588
>>71602021
That's not politically incorrect, it's just incorrect.
>>71602092
lol
>>71602341
That's the fucking joke. How are people this dense?
>>71601902
Gang rape is also natural in the animal kingdom, so anyone who advocates faggotry on "naturalistic" grounds is also advocating gang rape.
http://www.webvet.com/main/2009/01/09/duck-mating-sex-lives-ducks
>>71602039
Kek
>>71602021
Fucking wrong. Read a book please.
OH THERES ANOTHER JOKE!!!!!!!
>>71602582
>>71602582
>>71602450
No, Hohmann transfers are no joke.
>>71602092
kek
>>71602673
a classic…
>>71602021
lol all these kids missing your delicious joke
make 4chan great again
>>71602085
Do you have the manlet and Napoleon version?
>>71601588
>>71602930
Is there a story on these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbh4u_oA0rk
/pol in 5 seconds
I'm basically out of relevant content.
Enjoy this awesome gif.
>>71603044
not sure, but i think this is the rest of them
>>71601588
I've never taken the time to notice that this was a school thing and had been graded before.
>>71603552
I always lose my shit on the Balmer one.
>>71602806
she doesn't even need to cross her legs to hide her vagina
>>71604861
>>71605138
I am posting these in the next WE WUZ KANGZ thread.
>>71605646
>B.S.
>history
Two jews walk into an oven
>>71602039
This is funny because it is actually true
We are like a liberal cancer slowly eating texas away from the inside
>>71606504
You can have Austin as long as you promise to stay there
>>71605932
>Can god create something so heavy that he cannot lift it
Heh I remember being an edgelord in middle school using that one to rustle people
>>71603552
Wish I could find the guy who made these and start an art "collective" with him.
>>71603044
>>71603552
>>71606675
They were just joke images posted on /g/.
>>71606655
kek
not sure how you can answer that, did it work on them?
>>71606220
Some schools it is actually a b.s.
>>71602570
False equivalence
>>71606220
You can do either, the only difference is a foreign language requirement
>>71606737
love this one
>>71603552
>niggernet exploder
I'm a death
>>71606704
Like this: he can, but he can also make himself strong enough to lift it. Anything is possible and apprehendable. Comprehendable to us? Prob not. But mostly apprehendable.
>>71606816
So fat she had to take a class to find her lady bits.
>>71607286
oh FUCK YOU
>>71606791
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>71605833
Nice idea. Will do this when I get my hands on one.
>>71606900
I miss '90s Internet a lot...
>>71602021
Lmao
>>71607360
>he doesn't recognize the thumbnail
>>71606070
Why the fuck would you post this you dick now I feel depressed
>>71607151
>apprehendable
that's a word?
holy shit, at least me day wasn't wasted
>>71607360
>>71607286
Jesus christ, how many times will this get posted before nobody falls for it anymore?
>>71602343
>imblying
>>71607493
You're welcome britbro
>>71601588
>no reddit??
>>71606103
what the flying fuck?
>>71606915
In what way is this a false equivalence? Male dominance plays an important role in nature, and so does faggotry (for defunct animals).
Is it a false equivalence because one is used to advance your argument while the other is not? Sounds to me like we've taken to humane/logical aspects of natural law and made it our own.
>>71607681
wait a minute!
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/apprehendable
>>71607627
I fucking hate weeaboos, they should all be gassed
>>71607830
What. That doesn't say it's not a word. It literally gives examples of how to use that fucking word in a language we both speak. Are you actually a muzzie behind that flag?
>>71606555
You don't have a choice. In 8 months we will have reached the final stages of infection and will move on to phase 2: Consumption.
Your time is running out Texas... Or should I say, New California.
>>71605646
kek
>>71601588
Whats the difference between jews and stoners?
Stoners like to get baked
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america
>>71607944
oh, it is a word alright, me boyo, but it makes no sense in the sentence you used it in, are you a literal burger that can type with your fry hands and arms? do you poop mustard and piss ketchup?
>>71605977
lolsuchanerdXD
>>71608086
did he died?
>>71606655
Shut up, Wesley
>>71602570
Don't forget Dolphins are also huge into rape as well.
>>71606915
Considering how much a jew took a video of a male lion mouting another and saying homosexuality is natural (and therefore good), rape is also natural and therefore good as well. Along with killing rival male children and taking the woman as your wife.
>>71608120
>1. (transitive, archaic) To take or seize; to take hold of.
>>71608020
Bring the weed and we'll talk.
>>71606655
the answer is that god cannot do that which is logically impossible like make a round square.
the questions then become "why does God adhere to logic if they are omnipotent?" or if logic is greater than god.
But questions like these only poke holes in the judeo-christian definition of God that they are omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent, etc.
>>71608120
I used it correctly. They teach you Arabic over there now? Apprehendable meaning being able to be apprehended? Not obtainable or fully comprehendable? Here let me speak a language you might understand:
OI M8 IZ FOKIN NOT ROIT EZY TA UNNASTAN, SEE? YA CAN THINK IT, BUT YA CANT FOKIN GET IT DOWN ROIT.
I think I clarified things.
>>71607898
I don't know why people find her shit funny.
>>71607817
These are so so wrong, but so so funny.
>>71601902
Male dominance isn't true for many animals. There are many where the sexes are equal, and many that are matriarchal in structure. Take the angler fish as an example. The Female is what we know as the angler fish, with the light on its head to lure in prey. The male however is much, much smaller than the female angler fish and doesn't resemble it. It's very pathetic and virtually useless. It's purpose on life is to find a female and bite onto her forever, until he eventually fuses with her and becomes nothing more than a little sperm sack so that the female can lay eggs.
Also, there is the Hyena. The females are traditionally larger and more dominant than the males, and their packs are matriarchal in structure. The female has a large clitoris that acts as a barrier when the female is not receptive, making rape of her impossible. When she wants to mate she will find a male to dominate and have sex with him in a way that is quite painfull. For him.
>>71608164
>thinking people that can't read would give a shit about college tuition
>>71608580
Ebin boo meme friendo :^)
>>71601588
>No reddit?!
Kek
>>71608368
>>71608413
oh, ok then
objection withdrawn
you win this time, but don't get complacement
>>71602281
My favorite edit
>>71602924
>Thinks cock and balls are delicious
Hey Milo
>>71608580
electric retard cannot be stopped
http://electricretard.dk/
>>71608506
this, appeal to nature is retarded because nature is varied
>>71607817
Didn't this guy get shot?
>>71607932
lmao, wasn't that dude at ASU?
>>71608948
He goes (or went to) UA but would drive up to do that shit occasionally at ASU yeah
"how high could hitlers dog jump?"
"idk"
*does nazi salute*
>>71608815
you mean appeal to nature is retarded because nature is retarded
sometimes I think God was high as fuck when making shit or the environment was seriously fucked up when some stuff evolved
like seriously, Australian wildlife is a giant mistake
>bears are cute and friendly?
>giant fucking rats jump everywhere
>spiders the size of puppies
>birds that attack hang gliders
>fucking everything is poisonous
>>71603688
Those numbers with that post
Most jokes used to be politically incorrect.
I've been watching some old comedies and every minute I think to myself ''this would cause an outrage in 2016''.
>>71608865
>he knocks off one bucket
>there is another one
>>71606257
>>71609141
Blazing Saddles would have been censored to shit if it were released today
>>71602346
lmfao
how many jews fits in a car?
3 in the back seat
2 in the front seats
and 17 in the ashtray
>>71609003
The area those protestors do shit is a "walk only zone". Probably because the asians are all maniacs on bikes. I shit you not I was hit twoce by asians on bicycles and saw one fall off a small bridge because he had it in too high a gear for the slope, stalled, and fell over. There's always libcucks sperging out when the right wing christian guys protest
>>71607877
>complaining about weeaboos on a korean origami board
>>71607360
What is it
Justice for the limit
>>71608096
>Bernie is self funding his campaign with TAX DOLLARS
FUCKING COMMUNIST KIKE IS KEKOLD IS ALREADY JEWING MY SHEKELS?!
>>71609383
yeah that's why i took most of my classes at poly
>>71607060
lol, the western shot the hat off
>>71608378
It is 4-20 and I am high as fuck
When I sober up, you may get a taste of libshit freedom
>>71606664
is this because brit cops don't have guns or does he have aids or what?
>>71606816
Oh, motherfucker that's where I live.
>>71602343
> israel fought more arabs then USA did
> more often
>>71606315
I would hangout with that guy
>>71607817
It's just ALLAH APRAKBRO
>>71607326
looks like a krogan in the one on the right
>>71604861
Can I get a source on this? I thought tupac wrote all of his own lyrics and wrote one of his albums in 3 days.
>>71609856
A guy with a knife is fucking dangerous, and the cops don't have guns
The result looks like that XCOM mission where you have to capture an alien alive
>>71602061
OH GOD NO
>>71607286
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
>>71609963
THE JEWS ARE CONTROLLING ISRAEL CONFIRMED
FUCKING KIKES ARE AT IT AGAIN
>>71609856
The former
Although really they're just pussies. Imagine how American police would handle that situation without guns.
The truth in our lives...
>>71602560
i cant believe /pol/ isnt all over these
post the whole series
>>71610006
Are you trolling or retarded?
Tupac wrote his own shit, it is a play on the WE WUZ KANGS meme
>>71607286
Tfw remembered what it was, just in right time
>>71602764
good
>>71607817
aww man, you missed the one where the black guy steals the backpack instead of running
>>71610207
im just tired and gullible hehe :P
>>71606664
LMAO British cops are all pussies, here in the US that man wouldve either been shot dead or tazed and arrested in 4 seconds for not complying.
>>71606083
I actually own that. It's really fucking stupid.
>>71610119
Holy fuck that's funny, why didn't they taze him? Do they not even have fucking tazers? What a worthless police force.
>>71602281
>gee bill
Fuck it's been too long since I've seen that
>>71601588
I'm heating up more than a jew in the oven.
>>71607961
cant be real
>>71606791
Well,this isn't a joke,this is just depressing as shit. Twitter-based education,Jesus Christ.
>>71609574
I love living in a stand your ground state.
>>71609682
Engineering or comp sci? I used to be in software engineering until I realized I would be a cubicle monkey for the rest of my life surrounded by spergs.
>>71608164
>Bernie was my career plan
>>71610782
That band fucking sucks. If you want good post hardcore try Glassjaw.
>>71610827
Bitches be crazy
>>71610379
FUCK YOU
FUCK
YOU
>>71609302
>THE SHERIFF'S A NIGGER!!!
>>71609769
He's so based.
>>71611190
>i'm gonna salt your head
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this
>>71606448
> i'm not meant to live in this tomb that science call à body
> me: since you don't care, can i borrow your body à couple of hours to see how far it can go ? It's just flesh after all.
And that's, my friends, how you get akward teens to do the nastiest sex stuff without being à chad
>>71611161
>Implying the modern internet wasnt a series of protocols developed around the world and the base for it was what was invented in america
Murikan jingoists in every thread, this is why people hate you
>>71611374
>This mad they didn't think of it first
>>71603114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIUd3qfHAzI
/pol/ in 7 seconds
>>71611066
lol
>>71611374
took the bait
>>71610497
I can almost guarantee that US tax dollars funded that painting. God bless America.
>>71606945
based Dimitri
>>71611374
Well, according to wikipedia Portugal is credited with a low double-digits amount of inventions, mostly between the 15th-18th century.
Meanwhile the list of US inventions is so large it has to be broken into 4 subpages.
So yes, we've got something to be proud of.
>>71611617
What's with all this l-q bait?
>>71602281
Kek
>>71611687
That one is real lol, look it up
>>71611617
This is why everything outside the US is fucking irrelevant.
out of humor, have some justice
>>71610119
perfectly explains the problems of modern western society
>>71602061
A classic
>>71611935
oops wrong one
Swedes have been cucks at least since 76.
>>71608129
he's right tho
>>71610827
...this is satire.
A woman did not die from forced veganism...
This is satire...
I am sure.
>>71608164
>bernie was my career plan
>>71602398
kek, thanks for this one m8
>>71610006
The picture is off William Luther Pierce
>>71607961
Haha this can't be real
>>71601588
>>71602673
beautiful
>>71607286
Fffffffuuuuuuuu
>>71610950
Satire...
It's all satire...
>>71610002
Shepard.
>>71611617
Texas is the size of France. Ha-ha!
>>71611190
>I'm trying
TOP BANTZ
>>71608768
Can't fucking breathe
>>71612273
For some reason I thought the snow halfway through was a bunch of ricocheting bullets
>>71605977
>achilles and tortoise
wtf? did Hofstadter make this?
ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW DOUGLAS? FESS UP!
>>71612452
Seriously, easily the best one in the thread
>>71611935
So doing this at the next family birthday
>>71610379
DDDDDDDDDDDD:
>>71611326
Based dad
>>71602346
Lol
Here's some funny .webms with sound
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461225595922.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461225703435.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461226038699.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461226350839.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461226281986.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461225861645.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461226176241.webm
>>71612324
>Rio2016Olympics.gif
>>71611161
thanks bro
>>71608451
my sides
>>71611161
>jamaica
wat
>>71606900
>>71607412
its just gizoogle
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=foxnews.com&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
>>71613041
peurto rico?
fuck if I know what island is what, jack sparrow fucks about that reigon
>>71610827
hope shes in jail
bamping for self-interest
>>71610827
This can't be fucking real
>>71611653
>according to wikipedia
according to wikipedia you are a retarded man-baby with fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>71611161
Belize helped invent the internet?
>>71606573
can't wait to see the SJWs try to defend one of these fucks when they molest a child
>>71603470
I had to look that up
Holy shit it's real kek
>>71610395
I hate to be an amerifag... but thats one thing Amerifags get right. What if they tazed him and then bum rushed him. instead of running around like faggots.
>>71608164
>150k in debt
>bernie was my career plan
>i need him to pay off my debt because im a lazy fucking piece of shit
