Well?
>>71601022
/b/
A
The child is white.
Errr um
My child ? Do I have to keep it ?
B
>>71601022
More like:
>A: a white child
>B: your own pupper
Choose carefully, lads.
>>71601022
B
Humans suck
Press F to pay respects
A
The dog will die within a few years regardless.
The child could live a long and fruitful life.
>>71601022
None of my business. I would not get involved.
>>71601022
the dog will always have a heart of gold and be man's best friend
the "child" might grow up to be a serial child rapist sociopath
saving the dog is the easy choice
>>71601022
>>71601222
This. Just watch the world burn.
F
>>71601022
C: drown yourself with the dog and the child
>>71601022
The dog will love me. The child will not.
B
B
pupper will love me in a few years and not resent me
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
B of course
>>71601022
press B and then thank mr poseidon
B
Caring for other people's children is cucked
both..can I do that?
>>71601022
Well if I don't know the dog or the kid I'll save the kid.
If it's my dog and I don't know the kid fuck the kid.
/pol/ makes me proud today
>>71601438
Which do you save first, knowing you might not have a chance to save both?
he was drowning for a reason
>>71601022
B
The child is probably a refugee.
>>71601022
A.
Anyone who says B is either brain dead or white.
White people think that under general circumstances the life of an animal is worth more or equal than a human.
>>71601022
Is the child white and has conservative parents?
Dogs can swim for fucking ever, even breeds not made for water will swim safely to shore
>>71601529
So "that" is the Argentina view of white people?
>>71601529
You're pretty good,hermano
The white kid will probably grow up to be a beautiful transgender Muslim woman anyways.
THE BLACK PILL
>>71601529
Based white man.
>>71601022
A
Who cares about an overgrown rat.
>>71601022
Press A
Bitches love heroes.
>>71601022
Tbh looks like the child is drowning in a pool or some shit
Not my problem, parents should watch theire brats
The dog is in a river or some shit, i can't swimm but i will do my best
B
AB
Nowhere does it say I can't save both of them.
>>71601608
If the child had conservative parents, they also likely taught him how to swim, as they also likely lived in an area where there was water and being able to survive the wilds includes being able to swim.
Good "out the leftist" thread. If your first thought isn't the child, hang yourself right now.
>>71601733
t. Mohammad Abdul al-Amriki
>>71601502
IDK.. I would get in the water first and figure the rest out when I get there. Assuming they are both within reach of one another I still stand with both.
>>71601896
It's very easy to panic if you all of sudden find yourself in the middle of water especially for a young child
Even adults in good shape would struggle to swim a mile
A dog in such a situation would begin swimming to shore with single minded focus to make it there
B.
Is this even a question? It didn't specifically say white, black, or asian child, so I'm inclined to think it's just some random halfie.
B if it's a niglet, A if it's not.
B fuck humans, dogs always got your back no matter what.
>>71601861
You cant swim?
>>71601022
The dog looks fine.
>>71601022
B
After saving I adopt the young pupper
....
>>71602143
Must be black lmaoo
>>71602185
local man steals dog swimming in owners pool. Authorities are on the lookout for a man who is aprox 5'7 - 5'10 and 290 pounds. Last seen wearing cargo shorts and MAGA shirt.
>>71601022
A
Also this
>>71601070
Ha! This is one of those trick questions they ask at a job interview. The correct answer is to save the dog, then have the dog trained for aquatic rescue so it can rescue the child. Everyone wins, you turn around 360 degrees and go home.
>>71601674
the black pill from the other thread is wrong, stahp
>>71602102
I don't know man, it's hard to argue with this reasoning >>71601896
If that kid has liberal parents we're doing him a favor by letting him die.
>>71601174
my pupper desu
>B
Under what circumstance is an animal's life more valuable than a human's? A human can be forced to work or sold for a lot of money. Even the purest of dog breed comes nowhere near the cost of a human slave.
If it was my dog I would save him. If it wasn't I would save the child.
>>71602454
Well the thing is even adults who can swim would struggle to swim a mile so I guess it would really come down to how far from shore we're talking
B
I mean, obviously. Children are annoying bags of disease and poverty.
>>71602605
I have a poodle that I use for duck hunting and he is an amazing swimmer, he's so good he'd probably rescue the kid
>>71602631
I suppose you're right, I think it would go something like this
>Hey kid what's your favorite TLC show?
>*glub* oh that's easy mister! It's-
>Sorry Kid I'm saving the dog
>>71601022
Most drowning kids are mudslimes and dindus so B for the pupper
>>71603088
Your logic is flawed.
>>71603161
You're right. Sometimes they're cuban
>>71601022
Depends.
Is the kid black? Is the dog a Muslim?
The question's too vague.
>>71601174
B
B
B
B
What do I press to stop feeling empty all the time?
>>71601022
Dogs and kids are both fucking shitty.
Is the kid White though?
>>71603516
The trigger, Jose
>>71601022
B
Puppers are the only good thing left in this world.
B because at least the dog is trying.
>>71602143
No point in learning how to swim if you live in a cuty without any connection to water for miles
It's like teaching niggers math
>>71601022
Sleep tight child
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
B and it's not even close. A drowning child is symptomatic of a shitty parent, and will therefore likely grow up into a shitty human being.
>>71601022
B
doggies are the best
>>71601174
My pupper any day of the week, hell, I'd drown five white kids myself to save my pupper
>>71601022
is it syrian kurdish maybe?
B, I'll probably get arrested for being a pedophile if I try and save the kid
>>71603921
lel how would you know that? what if the children simply fell into the water by accident.
Do you even ethics bro?
>>71601022
Since this is 4chan, B. IRL, of course the child.
>>71601022
/b/
>>71603800
So you can't swim and you don't know math?!
P U P P E R
U
P
P
E
R
>>71603800
Swimming is really fun tho
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/22/locals-fled-pool-after-migrants-masturbated-into-jacuzzi-defecated-into-kids-pool-molested-bathers/
>>71601226
But being raised in this day and age it will most likely be a hard core sjw
>>71601022
The only morally correct thing to do is save neither
:^)
>>71601022
B. I'll press it even harder if the kid is a mudslime.
>>71601022
A, because dogs are nigger tier.
I'd probably save a cat before a kid, though
too much negativity, too busy even if its busy doing nothing , too material, , we need more care and love and enpathy, i wish you could go to a stranger and be connected like family because we all are
yesterday i had an attack an had to go to a hospital, the nicest people there, they care and you feel tgat connection
if you could just have that with everyone
we all are connected u just have to feel it, i am you and you are me in this world, are souls together but separated by
if you ever feel hate or abger realize your reaction should be positive
no one is hatedful
they are either misguided or confused
hate isn't real
but unfortunately violence and pain are
but so is love
goodbye
Depends on the race of the child and breed of the dog to be honest
Dogfags truly are sick.
B of course.
>>71604399
>dogs are nigger tier.
>I'd probably save a cat before a kid
>cat
>the creature that is constantly plotting to kill you in your sleep
>over mans best friend
>>71604449
what the fuck are you even going on about
>>71604399
Doesn't Saudi Arabia have room for you Mohammed?
>>71601174
A
Because I am a man and not shill cunt like:
>>71602492
>>71604038
>>71604546
>saving a white child over an animal makes you Muslim
Fuck off Tyrone.
>>71601022
>Raising another dogs pupper as your own
B is the cucks choice
Save the child.
Die going back and try saving my pupper.
>>71601022
B
fuck kids
>>71601022
if I know the dog then I choose the dog
if not, and the dog is old, i choose the kid
otherwise its a hard choice
>>71604613
>I'll call him a nigger name! That'll show him!
Were I actually a Tyrone, I'd probably throw rocks at both off them before falling into the water and drowning as well.
Just realized I'd dive in without hesitation to save the dog but accept the fate of the childs death :/
>>71604824
Tyrone is an Irish name, he was complimenting you on your white heritage
>>71601022
nice politics
>>71601022
Is the child white ?
If so, is he a muslim ?
>>71601022
>Check dog first
>He is doing okay
>Not a top tier breed
>Check the child second
>Dubs checked (2 hands above the water)
>Not doing okay
>Top breed (white)
A
>>71601022
Mash both buttons at once, let controller decide which one registers.
Not my fault trolololo
>>71601022
B
I might be hungry later
>>71601022
Neither.
>>71604038
What about...six kids
>>71601529
>>71605845
>those fucking names
