http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-gets-first-naked-restaurant-waiting-list-already-at-5000-a6992696.html
Explain this degeneracy bongs...
>>71597012
Ugh, wind chapped disgusting mounds of carcinogenic cow flesh on display when you're eating. Most British people look like this naked, except a lot pastier.
>>71597012
Do you also hate sex? Nudity is a man's natural state. Go put a bra on.
Who in their right mind would voluntarily eat food in a room full of naked British people? This isn't the Playboy Mansion. I guarantee it's a bunch of midlife crisis types who are desperate to "discover themselves" or some bullshit like that.
>>71597012
It's just another permutation of degeneracy in general. I wouldn't be surprised if we started hearing about enema pubs before long.
>>71597012
>London
It'll be all Muslims looking for a girlfriend and no girls. Watch this comment ring true.
>>71597012
> revisit the beginning where everything was fresh, free and unadulterated from the trappings of modern life.
Except its not...
Its the opposite of this, just more kooky po-mo pop.
> They can't keep getting away with this.
>>71597347
STRAYA YES
I would eat standing with my goods on the table the entire time
>>71597347
Just because something is natural does not mean it is sanitary or healthy.
>>71598093
>> revisit the beginning where everything was fresh, free and unadulterated from the trappings of modern life.
>Literally everything is the same, down to entering a modern establishment, paying for food, food that is inspected and deemed safe by a governmental regulatory body, set in a modern society with police and other public services meant to provide safety and security to the establishment, its patrons, and the citizens at large
>except everyone is naked
Wow, they really know how to blow people's minds.
>>71597437
I swear, every self-proclaimed nudist I've met were always the one you didn't want to see naked.
>>71598543
this is nudity in the developed world, not the developing world. UK has great health care, i'm sure a little bit of skin won't kill you. Do you have sex with clothes on because its more hygienic that way?
>>71598867
I'm not eating the person, though. Besides, I'm fairly certain that some people will quickly lose their appetite; not everyone is an Adonis
How would this be sanitary?
>>71598867
The UK is near (or in) the top 5 fattest countries in Europe. Add on to that the "attractiveness" of the average brit, and you've got a pasty, doughy mess on your hands.
>>71597012
San Fran didn't get this first?
>>71600297
The Brits are like #3 worldwide, just behind us and Mehico.
>>71597012
When you label stupid shit like this degeneracy the term degeneracy loses it's meaning.
>>71597012
I have exactly zero desire to eat with my dick hanging out.
>>71601695
My thoughts exactly.
Also, notice the types of people attracted to nudist beaches? That's the type of people that this restaurant will attract. There's literally no pro's to this.
>>71597012
ARGHH OH GOD NO, NOT NAKED ANGLOS ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
>>71601695
a jap against something weird must be a proxy
>>71602666
I'll take the fish please
Just a quick word that I've heard quite a lot of people say they were molested as kids at a nudist camp.
>>71597012
>>71602955
This would be cool if it accepted only hot girls plus me.
But it's not. It accepts fat old nasty brits.
Brits are the ugliest creatures on earth.
>>71598025
/pol/ is always right after all.
Plenty arabs, homosexuals and old people most likely.
>>71602903
Nudistfag here and I haven't heard of that, but nudism is a lot like religion in the sense that there are different sectors of it. Some adults do it in a swing lifestyle because they are degenerates. There are also a handful of beaches that are only for adults for that very reason. Family places are more strict on rules (photography, alcohol, etc) so that doesn't really happen. Its not the nudity part that will fuck you up, its that awful parents are bad at raising kids safely.
>>71599201
>>71600297
If its not for you its not for you. Don't pretend there are no chubby chasers or that there is no market for fat people.
Beside you kids are missing the point entirely. This isn't a restaurant for sculpted bodies, its a restaurant for nudist.
>>71600417
They got the first mandatory anal shabu shabu place, isn't that enough?
Assholes and balls touching the chairs.
>>71597012
>eating dinner with a bunch a old, naked brits
>>71598671
I found this far funnier than I think I should have
Those poor waiters or cleaners. Imagine all the shit marks and stains on the chairs. Not everyone showers daily or washes themselves properly. Just look at any publc restroom and you'll see.
You go to a swingers club to have sex and enjoy being naked and free. Just like a strip club. The smell of sweat is part of that. I don't want to smell the cockcheese of some faggot at the table next to me or the smelly rotten fish of dirty vags while i'm eating food.
Someone has to clean up the mess. Sweaty chairs with pubic hairs on them for example. I'm sure anyone can think of more examples but all in all:
Poor fuckers working there.
